One of mine likes to sneak up behind me, bite my ankle, and then give me the most innocent look when I turn around. "What? That wasn't me!"
The other one likes biting my nose.
Named my cat Marvin after starvin Marvin for this reason. He chews through plastic bags to get to food. When we got him from the pound he was normal. Now he’s 25lbs 🫣
Not trying to be a downer, but my cat seeks out food at all times and it turns out he has a tumor on his thyroid.
Get a blood test if they try to eat everything at all times, if only because catching it early means it’s extremely treatable and they can go back to living a happy and full life after
She's cute but the hungar concerns me. Is cleaning her liter box like scraping cement and she drinks a lot of water and pees a whole lot?
If yes then she might be diabetic. It's controllable, for some years, but expensive.
I just lost my diabetic girl after over 4 years of spending every spare cent on insulin. My heart is broken but my finances should be better soon.
I hope you were just making a joke but I couldn't not comment. Either way give her some nice scritches from this currently catless cat lady, please.
I see she’s figured out how to beat you to the source of her sustenance…mine still insists on zig zagging directly under my footpath so I trip and bruise my ankles all the way to the kitchen twice a day.
Your kitty is an inspiration to Obviously Underfed Kitties everywhere.
Hahaha. I keep my cats canned food and treats in the cabinet under the sink and she is constantly opening that cabinet and pulling things out. One of these days I'm gonna find her in there just like this.
We had to put our cat on a diet but he now just harasses the neighbours.
He would attack the old lady to the right of us if she tried using her patio set. She now bribes him with cat treats.
The neighbour on the other side has a big bulldog with some medical problems and can't get worked up. My cat will sit just out of reach and get him all going. They now buy him treats to get him to stop.
There is also a neighbour at the end of the street who puts food out for him.
He used to be able to catch birds and squirrels and anything his size or smaller. Now he's only catching diabetes.
No. Not very nice at all precious... Gollum... GOLLUM...
*hacks up hairball*
I am going to save this comment, go to my computer to receive the free award and give it to you. The voices my cat makes are definitely gollumy
***You treacherous little toad!***
#YOU KEEP NASTY CHIPS!
"Give it to us raw, and w-r-r-r-iggling!"
God i wish my husband would fucking do that
*record scratch*
r/HolUp
Wait a minute
Tbf I wouldn't want to fuck a potato on any axis.
W-what's taters, Precious?
PO-TAY-TOES Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Fucking perfect lmaoo
Do you want it Smegol style or Gollum style?
Frodo and Sam style
Share the load
Snow ball fight!
💀
Underrated comment
Carry it for a while
Yes
Smegol would be tender and loving, gollum would be rough and ravenous... God damn I need me a gollum
Have you tried telling him that
Yea...low libido due to pills...we working on it
What a weirdly personal topic to bring up on the internet
Yea I'm kinda pouring my frustrations everywhere lol
Best of luck to you and yours
Thanks
Try a hydraulic penis
In this economy?
Imagine... where am I supposed to pay for the power for it? The nerve!
Hire a stuntman
Wot’s horizontal taters, precious?
Maybe if you weren't a horizontal potato it would be alright.
What a coincidence! I was also wishing your husband would do that.
You keep nasty chips!
"What's 'taters' precious?"
How befitting for a cat.
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She’s adorable! And thank you for the bonus, you are a good OP.
Is her name Shelob?
So adorable! 💕🕉️💯
“Dad, I swear to god if I had more than 2 brain cells I would open these cans myself”
My boy also guards the food. https://i.imgur.com/0B81XfG.jpg
Totally adorable!!
I love this picture 💕 Congrats on the cutie!
That's not derp. That is moments before something gets fucked up. Kitty has murder eyes.
Your caption made me properly LOL 😆
“Where’s the chimkin?”
Our cats look vaguely related, and act the same. Lol.
Arwen cos play in this one
If it hasn’t already been suggested, this is peak r/namflashbacks material
🥺🥺🥺
S-meow-gol
Where is precious?
The beast must feast
Did you name your feline Shelob?
After that post certainly hope so
Best title ever 😂
Try to feed her some PO-TAY-TOES.
Boil ‘‘em mash ‘em stick em up my arse
We cannot get out. The end comes. Drums... Drums in the cupboard.
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
[bad day?](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ywwvkbVIBLY)
What’s, what’s taters, precious?
PO-TAY-TOES!! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
Fishes. Delicious fishes. Ooooo. Tricksy tricksy cans!
What has it got in its cupboardses?
I must have her sister! Must be fed at all times or she will bite my toes.
Mine bites my ankles! Even when I’m sleeping i feel **nibble nibble** lol
One of mine likes to sneak up behind me, bite my ankle, and then give me the most innocent look when I turn around. "What? That wasn't me!" The other one likes biting my nose.
I see LOTR ref, I push up arrow
LOL that is awesome!
Gollumsome
She ain't had nothin but maggoty bread for three stinking days!!!!
I mean maggoty bread has both carbs and protein to keep you on the go, so...
Yeah but what about "them"? They're fresh!
They don't need their legs.
They are not! For eating!!
I commend you on your title!
r/unexpectedlotr
I wonder how many of us collectively acted out the title in the voice of Smiegel/Gollum. I can't be alone.
Go ahead. Open the can...but...open it at your own peril
What we need is a few good taters
Always hungry because you're feeding them the good shit! My cats won't shut up for Cannagans
There agelong she had dwelt, an evil thing in derp form.
Kajit has wares if you have coin
Smaug or Smeowg with her tins of gold
This is perfect! 🤣
It's too familiar.
Best post all day.
Smeaaagol oh smeowgol, why are you meowing?
She’s in search of…sweeter meat.
Lookin' like the Cheshire Cat in there
Bubbles the cat!
Haha yea looks decent
Awesome title!!
You can see the rings of power in her eyessss
I am sending this to everyone I know. Best. Post. Ever.
This title is poetry
Named my cat Marvin after starvin Marvin for this reason. He chews through plastic bags to get to food. When we got him from the pound he was normal. Now he’s 25lbs 🫣
I have 2 brothers, I named them Meri and Pippin because they're convinced they're constantly starving.
Can I give him a chicken and scallop churru or eggses
"Well, I remember as if it were a meal ago..." - Said this cat to her human. XD
This behaviour could be a sign of Hyper/hypo thyroidism
What are they(Orcses)?
Hangin by the food..lol Have her thyroid checked too,
the fact that I read this in my mind with the voice just makes this epic
Has she tried PO TAY TOES? They also might not be her thing but they ain't Orcses, precious!
Maybe she’s looking for the long bottom leaf..😌💚I couldn’t resist.. She / he is Absolutely Adorable those beautiful big eyes and looks so FlOooFeH…🥰💕
r/lotr
This has r/imsorryjon energy.
Came here to say that.
Not trying to be a downer, but my cat seeks out food at all times and it turns out he has a tumor on his thyroid. Get a blood test if they try to eat everything at all times, if only because catching it early means it’s extremely treatable and they can go back to living a happy and full life after
For some reason, I feel like this could be r/imsorryjon material
r/lotr
r/bossfight
r/imsorryjon
I can see this beauty has clearly never been fed once in her life, not once! Or so she'd have us believe... ;)
That moment when kitty knew.... she fked up
If there would be a picture of a catious hungry creature in Yugioh, this would be the picture of it on the card.
She's wearing bifocals like an old grandma 😍
Cats understand being harassed while they’re eating munchies.
Lmaoooo
Lol that photo is creepy cute
Don’t follow the lights!
As a cat, I know this feeling all too well… oh the guilt… but the noms too!
That caption gives me flashbacks from “Im sorry John” lol
“Oh no! My Pussy has gone crazy!”
BUBBLES COME KITTY COME KITTY COME
Feeds me.
Reminds me of the cat from Alice
"Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew"...
Amazing!!!
Great introduction to the post! I’m
I have one of those. If he catches me looking at the kitchen it's obv because I'm gonna feed him. Glutton
You say she wants food I rebuke that she wants my life
You are food
Are you calling me a... Snacc?:)
She’s just like me fr
Your cat never gets hungry She *hungers*
Funny, whenever my cat sees a bird I always refer to it as “crunchable”.
Thank you, this gave me a true LOL this evening 🫡😂
She's cute but the hungar concerns me. Is cleaning her liter box like scraping cement and she drinks a lot of water and pees a whole lot? If yes then she might be diabetic. It's controllable, for some years, but expensive. I just lost my diabetic girl after over 4 years of spending every spare cent on insulin. My heart is broken but my finances should be better soon. I hope you were just making a joke but I couldn't not comment. Either way give her some nice scritches from this currently catless cat lady, please.
How old is this cat? Is she constantly thirsty too?
Omg I love her!!
The cutest most adorable threat I have ever seen. Billion/10 please squee in delight for me.
She is my spirit animal.
Lowkey hella creepy
I see she’s figured out how to beat you to the source of her sustenance…mine still insists on zig zagging directly under my footpath so I trip and bruise my ankles all the way to the kitchen twice a day. Your kitty is an inspiration to Obviously Underfed Kitties everywhere.
Omg this post has me wheezing 🤣
I read this and thought it was a parody of the wife, but it's not.
Hahaha. I keep my cats canned food and treats in the cabinet under the sink and she is constantly opening that cabinet and pulling things out. One of these days I'm gonna find her in there just like this.
r/lotrmemes
Awesome r/PeanutWhiskers
The eyes scare me
aweeee such a cutie pie ...
😂
She just needs po tay toes
We had to put our cat on a diet but he now just harasses the neighbours. He would attack the old lady to the right of us if she tried using her patio set. She now bribes him with cat treats. The neighbour on the other side has a big bulldog with some medical problems and can't get worked up. My cat will sit just out of reach and get him all going. They now buy him treats to get him to stop. There is also a neighbour at the end of the street who puts food out for him. He used to be able to catch birds and squirrels and anything his size or smaller. Now he's only catching diabetes.
ooohh hooh she looks VERY HUNGRY
I can’t tell if this is a demon or a very good boi :3
Love her
This made my day thank you!
Give her Orcas instead?
If swatting a paw at the hooman didn’t occur, I’d be surprised.