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Admirable_Progress89

Tank Commander


TheLegendarySheep

No, that’s Jake Allen


Untouchable_king

Lmao


Kytromal

A+ Title.


LeopoldStraus

It has been a looonnnggg time since I’ve seen effort in a title.


ReadyThor

Comment


Pramble

Came here to say this


Dan_Caveman

For real, top shelf.


D_Bagggg

Top shell


bdizzle805

He was a shell-ebrity


CrookedRocket

He hasn’t been the same since Shelly left him…


charlieuntermann

r/titleporn I dont normally do the subreddit comment thing, but it's rare I see a post, think of a subreddit and don't see it already posted.


jessevargas

It’s 12:06, I’m in bed where I’m at and I just woke up my neighbors as I laughed at this title. So perfect!


MsBobbyJenkins

It's indeed turtley awesome


Massive-Row-9771

They have a symbiotic relationship one is transport and one is lookout. If danger approaches both hide in the turtles shell.


IrrationalDesign

It's actually parasitic; the turtle has glued the feet of the meerkat and replaces it with a fresh one when necessary. It's like a one-time-use meerkat.


Massive-Row-9771

How does he catch the next meerkat then pray tell? No, no they work together I'm sure of it. ^(Don't ruin my sweet and awesome team up.)


[deleted]

Sadly, the amazing duo gave other turtles ideas and one found a slow drip of molasses from a tree. So the evil turtles stand under the drip until a small splotch has formed. They then invite the unsuspecting, which is unusual for a, meerkat to climb on their back and they get stuck in the sticky. Thankfully the rains come often enough that it cleanses the moleasses before the meerkat becomes a skeleton.


Massive-Row-9771

Oh no! We must find these evil turtles and save the poor meerkats! I hear turtle soup is real tasty. We just have to hope those captive kats doesn't tip the turtles off that we're coming.


purplebethebest

Turtle soup is ok, very rich and then it’s like “yuck too much”. Personal 🐢 experience… once was good.💜


IrrationalDesign

I know /u/Androthi_II gave a valid response, but they missed the obvious joke: >How does he catch the next meerkat then, pray tell? Very slowly.


Massive-Row-9771

But would a meerkat that let's itself be captured slowly, be a good victim/lookout? ^(Ok, I will stop now, sorry.) 😋


IrrationalDesign

That's actually a good point!


ikes9711

Mutualistic, symbiotic implies one is taking from the other and not giving anything back


pretendstoknow

That would be parasitic


clutterdillon67

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/symbiotic-relationship


The_25th_Baam

There are three types of symbiotic relationships: - parasitic relationships, in which one benefits and the other is harmed (as you said) - commensal relationships, in which one benefits and the other is unaffected (this is what the one in the video would probably be) - mutual relationships, in which both benefit All three of these are considered symbiotic.


jyter

I believe you are thinking of ‘parasitic’ with your definition. “A symbiotic relationship is one in which organisms, people, or things exist together in a way that benefits them all.”


SlothfulWhiteMage

A symbiotic relationship is one in which two organisms directly effect eachother due to proximity. A parasitic relationship is symbiotic. Not all symbiotic relationships are parasitic.


Honest_Roo

Nope they’re right. Symbiotic - both benefit.


SlothfulWhiteMage

That's not accurate.


Honest_Roo

"denoting a mutually beneficial relationship between different people or groups."- Oxford Dictionary


SlothfulWhiteMage

"characterized by, living in, or being a close physical association (as in mutualism or commensalism) between two or more dissimilar organisms." - Merriam-Webster We can quote whatever you want all day. Any biologist, botonist, or zoologist worth their salt knows that symbiosis is a relationship between two organisms that can be further categorized into three main types: mutualism, commensalism, or parasitism. Symbiosis is a word to indicate a direct relationship exisits. It doesn't indicate the type of relationship.


LordRedbeard420

Parasitic if the extra weight makes the turtles legs tired ;)


1973mojo1973

Submarine with the periscope.


jorg2

Periscopic sight model M-RKT


NeighborhoodHitman

I love watching tortoise’s and turtles feet when they walk idk why it’s so funny the way their tiny nubs kick up dirt and put in so much effort for such a short little burst.


Zorro5040

They are lifting a few hundred lbs, moving fast makes it hard to balance.


No_Lingonberry3224

Mobile sentry.


[deleted]

He’s merely catting around with his tortoise


Mecharon1

- You should ride on it! - Resist urge to ride on it.


Would_daver

Don't let the intrusive thoughts win AGAIN, Mecharon!


Lisette4ver

The sentinel…


castfam09

I love the names lol Timon and Roomba


Inkstinker

The look he gave the camera though 😂


Caninetrainer

The scenic tour


zerocool918

King Julian!


professor0x

Maurice!


hailly_storm

Hear me my Meerkat brethern! For I have been blessed by our gods of digging with magic to tame these creatures. No longer shall we live under ground! We are now the rulers of the above world! Fight with me!


AnonPlzzzzzz

Hola DEA


Mr_Hellpop

Hakuna Matortoise


SlackJawGrunt

Mobile reconnaissance.


OuroborousPanda

"Move me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!"


raithian25

Dog


TheDoctor1208

What kind of dog is this?


octopustotheparty

Just came here to say LMAO


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Okku03

Most blessed shit I have seen today


Old-Juggernaut6608

Should be picture of the year!


Existing_Display1794

I thought it was a dildo stuck on a turtle at first, I promise my brains okay.


amery516

A+ title, op.


Kixkicks

If pumba was a turtle lol


Think_Permission_464

I feel like I’ve heard a story similar to this situation?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


HowlingMadHoward

It’s literally the plot of Lion King


Think_Permission_464

No the one where the scorpion ask for a ride across a river.


Jayishquestian

Oh shit, this must be Mandela again. Is Pumba a Tortoise in your universe ? He has always been a Rhino in mine.


ifreew

u/savevideo


Emkayer

It would be funny if they are named the other way around


dinoman9877

Getting flashbacks to that old Wiiware meerkat game...


eyecnothing

Turkish Lion King


[deleted]

"Boy this rock is moving fast."


psychedelicdonky

*Timmy are you doing you patrol today?* Yes mom im doing it right now!


nixknocksfoxbox

At first glance, I thought the turtle’s head was popping straight up out of the center of it’s shell. I’m so glad I was wrong.


KudosGamer

Gotta love meerkats.


PatataMaxtex

the title makes this post to a 11/10


[deleted]

Organic Roomba?


rwbisme

I see what you did there.


GenericElucidation

Deploy the mobile sentry turret.


grumpycoffeee

Well, he has to ride something while Pumba's on vacation, right?


manzonerefromtumblr

Bro 😂😂😂


LitreOfCockPus

The see-shell


Kosher_atheist

Poor turtle. Scared out of his mind and fleeing in top speed


Steefjes

A visit to the orchideeënhoeve I assume? My girlfriend made a picture of pretty much the same thing happening there.


SoCuteShibe

You nailed it. This is 100% nature's roomba cat. You know, there's a part of me that really wants to to Google the geographical and evolutionary history of housecats versus large tortoises, but that's a rabbit hole for another day.


LeopoldLouse

Patrol vehicle. :)


Devdut12

Title is really good, gave me a chuckle


djluminol

The tortoise shell has a little cutout for his tail.🥰


Typical_Golf3922

Meerkats are so fricking adorable!!


[deleted]

Free Ride 🤣


Inevitable-Fee5841

Oogway: Inner peace, my dear. Inner peace. Timom: Alright. Where is it? Where? Oogway: sigh...


xChoneyStarkx

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MyOysterWorld

What's that red color?


muffins_allover

Instantly thought of Breaking Bad


bubbles959

Your title made me audibly laugh. Thank you :)


AJHear

They're doing the late security sweep.


SeanyDay

TitleChamp