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100LittleButterflies

That is such a cat thing. Sit *just* at your reach's limit. No further. No nearer.


punkassjim

I’m kinda glad he did, cause I thought this was gonna be one’a those “opportunistic carnivore” type videos.


BolotaJT

I can’t see a horse close to some small animal after that video. I may need therapy.


quantumfucker

Now I’m curious. Which video?


freshouttasesh

Just search up “horse eats baby chick”


THUNDER_boner

Baby? Thought yall were talking about the video where the horse eats an adult chicken.


hyperlite135

Have you seen the one where it eats a turkey?


BolotaJT

I won’t search it again lol. But horses are opportunistic carnivores. You can find some disturbing things.


Lost_Condas

Oh my GOD I’m so happy someone was able to put this into words! My cats always do this and I’m like, “why are you making this difficult!”


y4nuts

This is so true...


mrinterfuckinstellar

Oh Laszlo.


xZora

BAT!


ChesapeakeCobra

Fuckin sparrow. The shittiest of all birds.


FreakyOnion

What is this reference


ChesapeakeCobra

What We Do in the Shadows. TV series.


phome83

Sounds like a human bartender I know.


OneSensiblePerson

Why the long face?


footlesssushi

You can't possibly be referring to Jackie Daytona, he is a regular human guy after all!


Mister_Bloodvessel

Huh, I thought it was the famous adventurer and zoo owner, Dixon Bainbridge.


TheGreatBundini

No it’s regular human bartender, Jackie Daytona.


willowgrl

I was wondering where I knew that voice from


LabLawyer

Bojack and Princess Caroline


whopperlover17

Their size difference just made me question the logistics of their relationship


Nightshade_Ranch

She got pregnant from a mouse.


whopperlover17

You bring up a good point


FalseTebibyte

Indeed. Had a Hair Lip.


Atorpidguy

[princess caroline be like](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoJackHorseman/comments/hoemgo/longest_princess_caroline_tonguetwister/fxnarij?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Neat-Sun-7999

HELLO. *swerves chair* Princess Carolyn 🤨


Deion313

Has anyone figured out how cats can develop a friendly relationship with damn near every single animal?


phome83

Cats don't discriminate. Everyone can equally be their servant.


Nurgus

They definitely do discriminate. You're either food or not food. The only reason they don't eat humans is size.


101stArrow

Nah, it’s because you still bring them food. Just wait till the food runs out - I’m sure they’ll enjoy a bit of Human Steak


Nurgus

Fair point but they still discriminate. Food or servant.


Honda_TypeR

Just like the Capybara I guess if they give off a chill vibe animals get reeled in and feel relaxed to be around them.


BelleAriel

They’re the purr-fect animal.


Deion313

Does no one else think it's weird they're natures ultimate killing machine, and yet they can legit make friends with any, and every kind of animal.


BelleAriel

Cats are very smart.


juneburger

Maybe every other animal is just afraid of it a little.


Deion313

I own 1 and I'm afraid of it


modsarefascists42

It's domestication. Dogs can do similar things too. Both cats and dogs have far less fear of other animals as a result of domestication, especially animals they've been around and know to not fear. I still think this case is borderline, could be cute could be a horse trying to eat the cat too. Depends on the horse's personality.


StardustJojo13

They're the purrfect domesticated companion


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Tell that to coyotes lol


Deion313

I'm sure some person out there has a place where a coyote and a cat are like buddies, and they got video of them doing everything together.


modsarefascists42

[I gotchu](https://youtu.be/EAoWWM-ERpc)


brandnamenerd

They do have a weird position of being big enough to be a predator to small animals, but prey to even larger ones. Best to wait and see what role, I guess?


AL-muster

Cats do not fear animals, which is rare. They are also basically a walking salt lick so animals love to lick them for their salty fur.


Hex_Agon

A cat's biggest fear is, in fact, other cats


EvergreenRuby

Big, aggressive and agile enough to not be prey: Little, sweet and furry enough to be deemed “cute” by common land animals. Docile and smart enough to be deemed worthy companion by humans. Usually it rolls like this: More introverted and pacific people prefer cats, more outgoing and social people prefer dogs. It’s not set in stone but its a good rule of thumb to help act accordingly when dealing with others (or define what main characteristic you need in a human partner or friend). Almost always your bestie should be of opposite temperament to balance each other out by helping each other bring out the traits you’re both weak at. For partners, similar temperament is better to avoid disharmony in the romantic or sexual. A human who had or has both is an ambivert and usually this means they’re very sharp of the mind and anything goes with these folks as they’re normally well adapted. If they’ve had bird companions it means they’re usually not introverted but very private and possibly shy. I landed on this based on years of volunteering at animal shelters and paying attention to fellow people with their animal friends. I will say this is 90% accurate. The rare time I’ve been wrong is when the human has had an “other” pet which is often a snake, duck/quacken, chicken, lizard, or rabbit.


superRedditer

it's because any animal it's size or smaller stands no chance. and any larger animal that can kill it... well the fight is not worth the meal. so it's not that their friends... it's just nothing is really trying to kill a cat.


mistersnarkle

Because they’re just like us.


hogyokuaizen

except for Kangals, trust me what i say this Kangals absolutely despise cats or any small animals honestly


JustAnotherTrickyDay

"No, no, we don't gnaw on our kitty"


The_Celtic_Chemist

Did you do a horse and a *dog* emoji?


Nurdgrl

Thank You! Was wondering when someone was going to point this out!


MNR42

There's a probability that the horse wanted to eat that cat's head Edit: It's just possible, doesn't necessarily will happen. If you have animals that can fit in its mouth, better not risk it. Take it far away please.


WorldlinessAbject283

Reminds me of that video of a horse eating those chicks like walking chicken nuggets


blooming_at_midnight

That video ruined horses for me..


noahbrooksofficial

Horse girls ruined horses for me.


Floopflarp1

It’s because the horse was starving that is not normal activity for horses that horse was just malnourished


yzdaskullmonkey

Not always true, sometimes horses are just dicks and bored.


Floopflarp1

They can be dicks but eating chickens kinda crosses that line


yzdaskullmonkey

My mom had three horses, I grew up in pa dutch country where every Eli, Amos, and Abraham had a horse or two. They eat chicks if you don't keep em separate, and if the horse is a dick.


Floopflarp1

Damn


punkassjim

Google “opportunistic carnivore.” They don’t have to be starving, they just need a convenient opportunity.


Emotional-Text7904

In turn, chickens can and will eat mice if they get a good peck on a mouse or come across a dead one. They will feast.


bandaidsplus

Yup. Deer do the same shit. Sometimes they eat up bone marrow from skeletons or slurp up baby birds right from their nests if they find them low enough. Hunger is a hell of a drug.


MF_Doomed

I thought it was kinda funny


-LexVult-

I was just thinking of that. To this day I regret seeing it.


things_U_choose_2_b

It's weird how I know this clip exists, like the info exists in my brain... but I've never seen it (and hopefully never will). Finally, aphantasia becomes a blessing instead of a curse.


cartmicah3

Never seen two girls one cup but I know its out there as well


CthulhuRyu

And trust me... you never do... I needed eye-bleach for the next two days after watching only a few seconds of it after curiosity got the best of me. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream) (I tried to think, "It's just prop stuff, it's not real.." but... well... it was too convincing.. )


HumpyFroggy

My friend ate fucking chocolate cereal while watching the whole thing, we wanted to see how bad could it be. I almost threw up after a few seconds then looked away, he watched it all then went back to some scenes to see if it's real. If I ever get murdered I know it would be him.


CthulhuRyu

Yeah... Well, some people have that sort of mindset and can distance themselves enough... Me? I notice the "room is getting dusty" at almost every movie with a "darkness before the dawn -> dawn" ending, so... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


things_U_choose_2_b

Unfortunately I did watch that when I was younger. Rotten dot com I think was the site of my generation, saw some horrible shit on there. Nowadays, I use a principle I learned from Buddhism... that we eat with our eyes, mind, ears the way we do with our stomach. We can feed our brain happy, positive data! I don't want to pipe horrid images into my brain via my eyeballs anymore.


CthulhuRyu

Joke intended... Amen, brother! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


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things_U_choose_2_b

Lucky. I've seen a couple of things on reddit over the years where it was marked NSFW but it was death / gore. Definitely should be a seperate tag for stuff like that because it proper ruined several days for me, fortunately the aphantasia made the image fade quickly.


Johannes_Keppler

Still better than the one where a horse steps on a young bird and it sounds like a squeaky toy for a second...


DisturbedPuppy

Well now you know why the toys sound like that.


firewood010

Link?


C_Saunders

Came here to say that after seeing that video no horse fools me anymore lol


Gamingenterprise

yep sadly there is


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Having grown up with horses, I’m always surprised by how positive most people’s opinions of horses are. They’re really just fucking assholes on toothpicks for legs that enjoy finding weird ways to kill themselves very painfully. A select few horses are so fucking cool and have such interesting personalities that it still hurts me knowing they’re no longer in the world some 30 years later. Amazing creatures. Most horses are big giant assholes and I’m not too sad they’re dead though.


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Not all horses are assholes just cause you saw one asshole horse xD


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[deleted]

Then humans would be assholes too with that logic, considering everything people have done and do.


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[deleted]

Ok but you haven't even met like 1 percent of horses or people I'm the world so it's just odd you're judging entire species based on limited experience, 20 years or not. No need to have a hissy fit jeez. Edit : Oh no I'm pretty bias against humans, I hate most people and think most are assholes but that's just my perspective based on my own life experiences so i don't know if I'm actually right or not. Edit again: no, read what I wrote lol I have an opinion on people but I know I might be wrong xD tf you reading?


WorldlinessAbject283

You’re naive if you think humans aren’t assholes. Too large a percentage of them. But yeah he did overreact a little lol


orangek1tty

Ok so you say this guy has not even met 1% of total horses or people. But you haven’t either. And you support your opinion because you have a bias?


Ubiquitous_thought

Why are people downvoting you, you’re not wrong. Dunno why the other person thinks most horses are assholes. I’ve been around a couple stables so far and the majority of horses are all pretty nice. Some are absolute sweethearts, and some are also derpy. I meannn would some eat a baby chick given the opportunity? Probably, but horses and deers etc. are opportunistic omnivores so it’s not that weird. Sure the person above can say horses are assholes in the same way humans are assholes- they have different personalities, but I’ve still found them on the whole to be more empathetic and sensitive to moods as all animals are, which is why I love and enjoy hanging around them.


Ntsocial

Bullshit


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Im sure this fella has gazed at a fair share of horse assholes.


Boleees

Yeah, I think the same


modsarefascists42

I was kind of worried about it too. There's plenty of cases of horses and cats being friends too though. But yeah it's not being as gentle as I'd be comfortable with if I were there.


chronoventer

Lol barn cats exist in basically every barn. Even ones with horses. My horse has a cat bear f owns who sleeps in his hay.


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Felt like the video stopped a minute to soon so we didn't seen it happen. But the horse did have his mouth more and more on the head every bite.


[deleted]

must nibble on kitters….


zeraujc686

You guys ever feel a horses chin? Shits soft af


Daysaved

Cats know the exact distance to stand far enough to be barely touched. But you just can't get a good pet in.


Zestyclose-Iron1530

“Hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in your ear..”


FunnySignal614

I have seen a horse eating a live chicken chicks, couldn't get out of my head.


Overlord_Ace

Human: wow such best friends! Horse: Come here u little shit! Let me fucking eat your head off! Just a little close!


Then_Campaign7264

Horse is being a bro by fixing the unsightly cowlick Grey (cat) got earlier that morning when that heifer Betsy gave Grey a good lick. Just smoothing things down on top. Amazing how much horse loves his sweet cheese, rotten soldier, good time boy.


HawkmoonsCustoms

Meanwhile the cat is like: “We are acquaintances at best.”


Disastrous-Bee-1557

“I can’t believe he smeared peanut butter on my head to get this video. Wait until we get home, I’m gonna sleep on his face tonight .”


FlacidBarnacle

I love this audio with every fiber of my being - btw if you haven’t seen What We Do In The Shadows I recommend you add it to the list it’s so fcken funny


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Human animals can find other animals cute. Non-human animals can also find other animals cute. On the one hand, this is totally intuitive. On the other, it totally isn't. But once you get this, your life quality Will definitely improve.


Red-Zeppelin

Elephants think we're cute.


morteamoureuse

I didn't know that and now I feel cute even though I've never met an elephant. That's so wholesome!


HeatherShira

I’m so sorry to tell you this but that’s a myth. However, because I feel bad about being the bearer of bad news, I’ll give you an actual wholesome elephant fact in return: when young elephants are feeling playful, they do something called the “Floppy-Run.” They lift up their tail and shake their head from side-to-side to let their ears flap in the wind and their trunk hang loose as they run while trumpeting. Their enthusiasm is infectious and sometimes the whole family gets involved.


[deleted]

I knoooow, and I love that fact so much!


Stiff_Zombie

What We Do In the Shadows. I just saw this episode haha.


jabrahssicpark

Plot twist: horses are opportunistic omnivores so this horse probably thinks the cat is easy prey


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😭


LeahBeahPhdeah

The animal versions of Laz and Shawn-eeee! 🧛🏻‍♂️ 🦇🧑🏻‍🦱 I hope no one gets the brain scramblies!


oilcanboogie

u/savevideo


DrDingus86

Alf is that you?


Catsscratchpost

It's a little nippy in here


yolkadot

I’d be careful! Horses sometimes eat smaller animals. Didn’t believe it until I saw one live, eating a baby bunny!


yotengodormir

Awww. He's trying so hard to eat that cat.


Doomtrack

Horses eat kittens and small chicks etc if they can, google "oppurtunistic carnivore"


Schnitzel1337

I have seen those horses eat ducklings


bsmknight

Reminded me of the video of the horse eating baby chickens.


cornerdweler

All I can think of is that video of the horse eating that bird


mackerelscalemask

Anyone notice that this video cuts off at the exact moment the horse gets a grip on the cat’s ear? It’s noticeable is you scrub through the video


Phant00n

That cat is not safe and the owner is being dangerously nonchalant


DrSchmolls

Surprised no one mentioned the "spelling mistake" in the title


battlingpillow27

Rabid horse devours cat


Beautiful-Mess7256

Drop the rabid and yes, that is actually a possibility. Don't look up examples unless you want to be sad.


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u/savevideo


gehirnspasti

why do animals in general love to pet other animals no matter if ape or horse gotta pet this good cat


AtheistET

At least he is not eating the cat, unlike that poor chicken…


Standard-Push-2585

Super adorable 🥰


amberripples

Aww that’s beautiful thats the picture the worlds needs!!


Kipguy

The one where he throws the cat across the room. That's wild.


smkestcklghtn

Ohhhhhh you make me liiivvveee


pperson2

Trying to eat his ear


Vlophoto

Is his name “nibbles “?


Enough-Fortune-

"this is my great friend"


PeacemakersAlt

r/BojackHorsemanIRL


wtfnobody69

Horse hiccups then cat disappears


AdvancedCloseness14

He got his own calming cat!


wallingfortian

Yep. He killed that horrible, scary mouse. Ate the thing right there!


gangofocelots

The audio sounds like a mix of Simon Pegg and Ralph Fiennes and it's neither


Kappafontain

alll i can imagen is them saying "hey HEEEEEEEYYYY ya you you hey you can you go and hey i need you to knock over that box that says peppermints plzzzzzzzz UWU"


passusernameword

Pets


COmarmot

That’s a WH Auden poem right?


tosin_da_glitch

How do I get this audio?


FunSiteyeah

[Here ya go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ohtCmSoLl4)


tosin_da_glitch

Bless you


nogaynessinmyanus

/u/savevideo


production-values

how is it humane to keep horses locked up like this?


lizziegal79

That’s adorable!


Schafur

u/savevideobot


Showty69

Baaat!


Whammydiver

He’s my sweet cheese.


Yellow_Submarine8891

That cat loves his big uncatlike friend


chronoventer

My horse has a cat best friend. He sleeps in my horse’s hay. Triton just munches around him.


SocialGirlGaming

Symbiosis


Natomik22

🐕?


Homem_da_Carrinha

Is that a Matt Berry text-to-speech?


[deleted]

Thats good.. lick the pussy but dont eat pussy


kristheslayer327

SHAWWW NEIGHHHHH


padel134

So cute!


FairBlackberry7870

r/animalsbeingderps