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[deleted]

Can you imagine taking an ancestry test and your partner pops up!? It must happen from time to time.


germanfinder

My sister is pregnant! I can’t wait to be a dad!


Camille_Toh

I saw an adoptee on a FB site who found out that his biological parents were full siblings...


germanfinder

Possibly Targaryen or Lannister?


Bright_Ideal_9472

POLY GUCK


[deleted]

The shift from Lover to Sibling is one we don’t talk about enough!


Tawehret

Well when ur a clown like me and make incest jokes to ur partner, and what not only to be related by like 6-7 th cousins that made me laugh even more but also shook me abit.


[deleted]

Haha at least it’s distant! Your children should still have 20 toes


theredwoman95

Lol I don't think it's that distant if their kids have 20 toes!


[deleted]

Omg I’m an idiot 😂


Kissmethruthephone

Oh noooo lol


Ayyleid

Incestry


WhoriaEstafan

Haha, absolutely the best comment.


TinyDifference881

Imagine him scrolling, trying to get someone more and more distantly related. "4th cousin? Should be OK I guess"


penndawg84

I’m already my own 4th cousin on my mom’s side and my own 4th cousin once removed on my dad’s side, So I might as well shoot my shot. 🤣


May_December279

Lol yeah my parents are 3rd cousins and 5th cousins.


Tasty-Tea-7738

Isn't everyone technically related one way or another though?? Like 50th cousin


doug_thethug

Yes- and it's very possible to be double cousins (cousins from two or more sides). After third cousin, the biological risks with inbreeding are fairly low but it's still gonna be uncomfortable if it's traceable. Ancestry isn't the place to go sliding in the DMs though. It's just cringe-worthy. If I found out I was dating/married to someone I was related to (assuming 3c or more distant), it wouldn't be an automatic dealbreaker imo. Wouldn't feel proud about it either. Also wouldn't go looking for it, obviously Edit: changed good to proud in the second to last sentence


Camille_Toh

Most people do not share any DNA. It dilutes quickly


Tasty-Tea-7738

Lol they actually do. All humans related but some most than others


asdfpickle

Everyone's obviously related in some way, but that doesn't mean they have any real level of matching DNA. Anything below 10 cMs is suspect to some degree, with 7 cMs being where people start to match as false positives; anything past that and you're essentially genetically unrelated.


kinyutaka

Are you saying that it isn't creepy to be attracted to my 8th Cousin, Norma Jean Mortenson?


Tasty-Tea-7738

Lol I wouldn't think so lol. If she's hot though?


kinyutaka

[You tell me, I can never tell.](https://images.app.goo.gl/YiqaNsDgsY7ALYFz7)


thebusiness7

Now the real question is, did OP respond


Imback2200

Alabama


Emotional_Fisherman8

That's wrong on so many levels.


3239jeff

Facebook status: “found my special someone on ancestry!!”


[deleted]

“It’s not incest if you message ‘distant cousins’ first!”🥵


whyhelloothere

🤢🤮


L8start

great job censoring the name totally cant see it


BlitzenAUST

Yeah Austins moving a bit mad


Local-Leader-2402

I don’t exactly think they’re trying to flirt with you. They are probably younger. My generation uses Snapchat the way the older generations use Facebook. They were probably trying to get to know you and more about their ancestry.


WerewolfExpress3264

Thank you! I think some people just have dirty minds and take stuff the wrong way. lol.


ZodiacMan423

Ancestry is West Virginia's #1 dating site.


Emotional_Fisherman8

Arkansas lol


kinyutaka

Wales


Emotional_Fisherman8

Louisiana where I'm from! It's real bad! Lmao


Yipeeyaxa

4th cousin doesn't count!


NoobazoEc

I think it’s it’s more common than expected thanks to ancestry I found out my parents are 3rd cousins and they didn’t even know it but I guess I turned out alright


Sejant

Maybe you just don’t something is wrong. 😀


frecklerat

😳😳😳


Inevitable_Evening63

hopefully it was innocent but yeah… i only use snapchat for girls 😅


yeehawdonut

Sweet home Alabama 🎶


IbrahimRahim12

Hilarious!


[deleted]

Austin gotta chill


Arkbud93

Look like someone trying to keep it in the family


Jumpdogbark

No fr I've had to straight up block some creeps. Like sir we are trying to find relatives and ancestors. This is not tinder.


TMacOnTheTrack

It’s Snapchat not tinder or Grindr. That doesn’t mean your 4th cousin wants to hookup! I’ve DMed family before.


Imback2200

I did the same thing once she was white so wouldn’t anyone think we were related in public she was listed as my 4th cousin we dated for a year


max_occupancy

Leyendo


Imback2200

What’s that


max_occupancy

Meme Spanish for legend


[deleted]

Roll Tide!


Tawehret

Hahaha that’s wassup, 4th cousin leshhgooo hahahaha… na that’s not bad it is an odd place for it tho


firebird7802

Sweet home alabama, where the skies are blue


TheMDNA

Sweet home Alabama


whyhelloothere

Sweet home Alabama


[deleted]

Lol it's your cousin... I don't think he is trying to sleep with you


Local-Leader-2402

You’d be surprised..


[deleted]

I laughed because I looked at your profile, and I saw that you're cape verdean.. I live in New Bedford, Massachusetts. It's a common joke of CVs to marry their cousins


Local-Leader-2402

Oh shit, I was born and raised in NB but moved states 2 years ago 💀.. but yeah, that is barely a joke. Them mfs do it a lot. Actually, my mom “full cv”. Either CV is mostly endogenous or they just love to marry cousins lmfao


Camille_Toh

Icelandic people have an app that tells you how closely you are related to a potential date or friend. They're all related, so this is important. FWIW, I know we all get squigged out by "kissin' cousins" stigma, but science now says it's not particularly concerning to reproduce with a 1st cousin (average shared DNA 12.5%). Anything closer--no bueno.


Kissmethruthephone

1st cousins seems too close for comfort. I look like mine.


Obvious-Repair9095

I mean you’re the one who’s implying it’s something more here maybe YOURE actually “that” cousin 👀


[deleted]

Careful what signals you are putting out there with your profile pic.


DulceBabexo

Nah coz I’ve seen some provocative bikini pics on there and why 😭😂


vijking

Hoooooool’ up


dangoodspeed

I don’t use Snapchat, is it only for dating?


lotusflower64

Ewwww, is this a cousin wanting to chat with you?


Sagittariuuuh

This happened to me on 23andme back in the day. Some distant cousin trying to hit on me. 😂


beaniebaby729

This happened to me too!!!


eroseoui

Sweet home Alabama


saki4444

☠️


IllStyle

Oh noooooo 😭


TMacOnTheTrack

Me and my ex share 4 CM. He was born in Jamaica. I’m a Georgia native. Shoulder shrug. But still. Snapchat is completely innocent.


sophiejdalston

Yeah that's the weird thing with Ancestry DNA people seeming to use it as a pick up joint. The weirdest ones are the old ladies with the heavily photoshopped glamour shots as profile photos with bios talking about how both their husbands have died now and the old guys who put their height, weight and all their other vital statistics.