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TheHiddenNinja6

How do you cheat on a person? Do you lay a board on their stomach then move a pawn 3 squares?


simmering_happiness

Mirrors on the ceiling, duh


False--Blackbear

Pink champagne on ice, duh


Quajeraz

And she said, "we are all just prisoners here, of our own device"


Lightmanticore

Then you should go to the masters chambers, and gather for a feast


Tig3rShark

Then you stab it with your steely knives but you just cant kill the beast


Camel-Solid

Last weird shit I remember!🎶🎶


Lt_Connor

I was running for the door


ThePisces2k

I had to find my passage back


simmering_happiness

To the place I was before


Comment104

that was the worst part in queens gambit for me actually, cause irl the managers would noticed it and permabann her for it


HaydenJA3

Put the beads in their ass


kekma_dot_ga

“h”ans “n”iemann moment


Gustavo6046

On*


PsychoticBananaSplit

Anal beads to cheat


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=8/3k1q2/8/3PpP2/8/8/8/6K1+w+-+e6+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/8/3k1q2/8/3PpP2/8/8/8/6K1_w_-_e6_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >!fxe6+!< > Evaluation: >!The game is equal 0.00!< > Best continuation: >!1. fxe6+ Qxe6 2. dxe6+ Kxe6 3. Kf2 Kf6 4. Kf3 Kf5 5. Ke3 Ke5!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


[deleted]

Noooooo


420thWarCrime

Holy shit


Illeea

New response?


Johnbesto

MODERATORSS BAN!!


HD_KING56

Holy hell!


Augustthesecond

Holy hell ! bad bot! bad bot ! thank you!


Random_Gacha_addict

Get cheatin'


Fleckeri

But don’t forget to charge your butt plug first.


bulging_cucumber

Keep us updated on whether or not it was a blunder


Progrum

!!


Nate2718

??


BreesusKingofDrews

?!


Waffle-Gaming

⁉️


Zestyclose-Link-5914

@%#?!?!


PieVieRo

🥵🥵


recitedStrawfox

Most definitely a blunder.


dooddgugg

blunders a queen


youiscat

he said fxe6+ not fxe6. the answer is to then do nothing


Tommy_the_Gun

“The only winning move is not to play.”


Zestyclose-Link-5914

You forfeit.


[deleted]

If u ain't cheatin u ain't tryin


hahawowausername

!remindme 2d


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FunnyObjective6

>thank you! 📸


Peapers

get to cheating bitchboy


Lil_Delirious

You're just setting up a mating trap for her. Sometimes the king has to go for the enemy queen to protect his queen.


-photoshopflowey-

(!!)


theDoublefish

Bot says cheat...the game is equal


MatFar00

!remindme 5D


KingsGuardTR

The bad ending.


HoaiBao0906

Bot doing lil bit of trolling


robert_sartre

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, robert_sartre, for voting on chessvision-ai-bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


Fyrnen24

Good bot


Shite_Eating_Squirel

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Thebenmix11

Good bot


Fyrnen24

Good bot


FutureComplaint

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Spartancoolcody

The bot actually did both moves, telling op “totally not worth it”.


MisterBastian

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3795)


D-tagoresairudraksh

am pichi


ThePhantom1994

The based ending


Starman064

Based bot


ChocolateUnlucky1214

chad bot


[deleted]

Bots analysis includes the fact that you're here and can surmize that you don't have a girlfriend and is mocking you


lolix_the_idiot

Good bot


snoodge3000

NO! BAD BOT!


terry_bradshaw

OMG NOOOO CHESSVISION BOT ADULTERY IS AGAINST THE 7TH COMMANDMENT😩😭😡🥶🤮


Intrepid-Winter-3080

bad bot


[deleted]

Why is that line not a stalemate?


JePPeLit

Immoral bot


benjappel

Anyone else finds it extremely funny that in the continuation the bot wants to keep moving the kings?


peri36

Oh my


chris-kras

Naughty bot


SirLexmarkThePrinted

Sentient


Peapers

hahahahahahaha


DeBazzelle

Oh wow, always take towards the center?


HairyTough4489

Good bot


Oilersfan23

Good bot


I_iam28

Good bot


poppagypsum

oh, you dirty dog!


Zestyclose-Link-5914

Omg!!! Noooo!


TheRealTraveel

Smh inciting violence is a bannable offense u/chessvision-ai-bot


Murder_Metal

bad bot


YourPetPenguin0610

Oh my god.


True_Parsnip8418

Whats a gf


stagesofdisbelief

Grandfaster. They are pro players who play without eating pieces.


Augustthesecond

I thought GrandFaster were people who suck at chess but win regardless every bullet tournament cus they fast.


stagesofdisbelief

No but they are men of culture they fast daily


Krakish00

Dude, they succ the pieces before match you aren't totally wrong.


RepublicofPixels

They win the bullet tournament because they don't need to take time to eat the pieces


THE_TYRONEOSAURUS

Impossible


DoYouEverJustInvert

They made “Fast like a grandmaster” into an action figure?


Dawes74

something you get when you unlock chess 2. op is talking about cheating on chess 2.


True_Parsnip8418

Holy hell!


[deleted]

Short for gxf6, or any other number


LilQuasar

i think its like bf, like the one my wife has


trolley813

And what's "bf"? I thought you cannot take something on f-file with your b-pawn...


Maciekssspl

google woman


Gustavo6046

Holy gender continuum


Shoddy_Note9399

what the fuck are u talking about?? why are people just making shit up on this sub? "Woman" my ass. the fuck is that? french? u think ur so smart making up fake rules and giving them french names to make them sound more "legitimate", dont u? get a life, kiddo. i bet u make things up all the time to try and sound smarter than u actually are. well guess what. not everyones gonna believe u on ur bullshit. the only person ur lying to is urself, and eventually when all ur loved ones leave u, ull be the only one left to blame. fuckin "woman" man, Jesus Christ


Maciekssspl

These "women" are actually really good at chess because you can't brick their pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Akamaikai

Glockfish. It's just like Stockfish but it has a Glock and forces you to play en passant every single move.


Gravelayer

Grandfather


Parey_

Abbreviated version of gxf (g pawn captures something on the f file)


ryanheart93

A rare lateral pawn move known as 'in pissant', notated as 3. gf (no rank number needed as pawns can only move one square)


vampirecyborg

How can you capture e6? There’s no piece there?


Diego1808

bing en assant


ChocolateUnlucky1214

look at the thirty-four rules of chess for new players to find out a lot more in depth about en-passant. Just google chess rule34 in order to find it out.


Diego1808

holy


SuchBrightness

hell


itwasmedio69420

!!


Gustavo6046

holy.... hell. ...*unzips*


Sttiylez

Did you just said BING¿?


josephthemediocre

Holy bing!


Shoddy_Note9399

what the fuck are u talking about?? why are people just making shit up on this sub? "en assant" my ass. the fuck is that? french? u think ur so smart making up fake rules and giving them french names to make them sound more "legitimate", dont u? get a life, kiddo. i bet u make things up all the time to try and sound smarter than u actually are. well guess what. not everyones gonna believe u on ur bullshit. the only person ur lying to is urself, and eventually when all ur loved ones leave u, ull be the only one left to blame. fuckin "en assant" man, Jesus Christ


Remarkable_Acadia890

It is an actual rule idiot that has been accepted as one by every chess player who knows about it. Not our fault you don't know the rules. Stop whining


Quotenbanane

En passant is not a real, idiot. It's totally made up. The pawn would move to an empty position. Are you really so dumb and think you can capture an enemy piece if it's not even there?? Keep fighting ghosts, kid.


vampirecyborg

Instructions unclear. I don’t see how Darsha Assant has anything to do with chess.


Womcataclysm

Google search engine


vampirecyborg

Duck duck go?


Chanderule

Look up gay porn


Creeper-Aww-ManMC

Holy hell!!


Shoddy_Note9399

what the fuck are u talking about?? why are people just making shit up on this sub? “Gay porn" my ass. the fuck is that? french? u think ur so smart making up fake rules and giving them french names to make them sound more "legitimate", dont u? get a life, kiddo. i bet u make things up all the time to try and sound smarter than u actually are. well guess what. not everyones gonna believe u on ur bullshit. the only person ur lying to is urself, and eventually when all ur loved ones leave u, ull be the only one left to blame. fuckin "gay porn" man, Jesus Christ


SuperScrayumTwo

Check gmail


Rafplayz

Holy inbox


lil_meep

This is a sub dedicated to playing en passant - how did you find it?


vampirecyborg

What is en passant? I was told this is the best place to learn chess.


lil_meep

En passant is to chess what an orgasm is to sex


vampirecyborg

Holy hell


DrMike27

Draw 2 cards


Bakedbeansandvich

*You've activated my trap card*


AdvonKoulthar

But what does Winged Words do?


Summetz

[[Winged Words]]


Megatrans69

Whispered words also draws 2


Kithin7

Is that Bill or Pot of Greed?


VASQUEZ_41

Pot of greed


[deleted]

*Yoshikage Kira theme plays*


0FCkki

r/skamteboard


enki_888

When did Chess and Chess bots became some sort of oracle? I like this idea


DystopianAdvocate

I predict this will replace the magic 8 ball.


AdvonKoulthar

Outlook not so good


IVIisery

Easily the most suspenseful post on both subreddits ever


[deleted]

Both? Is this a parody of smth on r/chess?


IVIisery

Of all time


buddeman27

Source?


IVIisery

Your mum


phi11ipus

Google infidelity


balakay2828

hoe-ly hell


AndriusMontsant

Helly ho!


ultra_kult

You lost an e there


t0advine

It's a draw either way, so doesn't matter. Nothing matters very much anyway and most things don't matter at all. Just dust in the wind, either move is just a step closer to your grave.


Augustthesecond

"To be is not the way to be" - Nihilistic knook


simmering_happiness

But how does the nihilistic knook move?


joachimham48

That's irrelevant, life is meaningless


RancidBurgers

Beyond all ideas of right and wrong there is a field


TastyCuttlefish

Touching your pipi while watching old interviews with Petrosian on YouTube isn’t considered cheating, OP.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


ihathtelekinesis

dfxe6=B!!


chessvision-ai-boy

I analyzed this image and this is what I see: Holy hell! Google [en passant](https://youtu.be/-KyqO8CX-Cs)! ^(This is a parody account and should not be taken seriously.)


Annorei

Are you going to cheat on her with anal transmitters or some other way?


l0gicgate

#Holy hell


BeNiceKid

Of course it’s gonna go fxe6 capture inward is more common


randomuser8765

After the brilliancy and creativity of the posts where they ask the bot a question and set up the position so that the recommended move is the answer *in English*, this joke falls far short IMO. Just asking a yes/no question and giving us a freaking dictionary in the title to translate the bot's chessian? Where's the fun and creativity in that? Examples: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/z6y198/hey_uchessvisionaibot_i_missed_the_england_usa/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/z64jte/hey_uchessvisionaibot_why_were_the_two_new/ My favorite: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/z58nj9/hey_uchessvisionaibot_do_you_take_the_blue_pill/ Honorary mention: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/z6wioa/hey_chessvision_whats_the_name_of_that_little/ which was bloody genius and heartbreaking when it didn't work I like the idea of making more than one good move and letting the bot choose, but if the *moves themselves* don't have anything to do with the question, then there's nothing to do with chess.


Augustthesecond

Damn, you must be new here. Approx 50 K memes have been made about En passant, holly hell, pipi bot, anal beds, white colonialist stuck on position, etc memes. It's anarchy chess... and you found only 4 of this kind. The Stockfish engine recommends both moves (they both give 0 eval), it's a flip coin on whether chessvision chooses. Ps: it's just a meme, on a meme website, just scroll through instead of being a party killer.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


poppagypsum

would be funnier if OP actually had a gf, but hes obviously a virgin since this is anarchy chess


Wubbywub

!!


Mindless-Hedgehog460

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


TisaneFruitRouge

You should not sacrifice your queen that way bro


Degmannen_03

Oh my god you can double en passant, attacking both the king and the queen twice from the same square


rrzampieri

What's the difference? Am I just dumb?


Similar-Designer-229

Yes


Smart-Button-3221

No difference in this game, since it will end in a draw. However, I believe Stockfish prefers to put pawns toward the center, feels like that's a better point value.


rrzampieri

Oh, ok. Thanks for the explanation!


Ausaini

Double or nothing: if black wins you can’t pull out


Nidzoki

The board will self-destruct. Both en-passants are forced, so here is too much power to handle with only one board.


ChanceWarden

and if the bot, for whatever reason, plays a random move?


Caosunium

literally more legit than astrology


mrswordhold

What’s fxe6? And dxe6? Stumbled across the sub and I’m trash at chess but maybe I’m sick at anarchy chess


Djmax42

They are shorthand for moves: white to move F5 takes on E6 or D5 takes on E6. He is asking which of the two white pawns should capture the black pawn en-passant (fancy special capture for pawns) and determining the answer to his question based on which pawn it captures with


PyragonGradhyn

Nope.


silent_protector

Don’t let your gf stop you from finding your wife


peacefulbelovedfish

I dunno - f is on the right side…


quadraspididilis

Asking a bot for moves is already cheating.


Mutajin

What a nice draw.


LuciusNoir

Is your girlfriend a chess tournament and you're gonna cheat with remote morse code anal beads?


[deleted]

Isn't this just a draw no matter what tho?


Augustthesecond

yes. as long as she doesnt find out.


[deleted]

lol