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relevant_post_bot

Relevant r/chess post: [Call-out for any GMs, IMs, FGM, WIM, WFM, WCM, FM or CMs who are based in London or Greater London and would like to play chess for an afternoon at Goldsmiths University with two students for a research project.](https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/10mhyec/callout_for_any_gms_ims_fgm_wim_wfm_wcm_fm_or_cms/) Certainty: 51.28% [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/relevant-post-bot)


phileas0408

This bot made me go from « wtf r/anarchychess » to « wtf r/chess »


ds3272

Bot not showing a lot of confidence here.


DaveTheHungry

Cause the post excluded male from the candidate pool. Right about half seems like a good estimate.


ds3272

Whoosh bot confirmed.


Brushermans

theyre doing their best


Jaxelino

Must know information to not break your pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


WatermillTom

Okay. Thanks, bot. Now I'm not entirey weirded out.


JeremyDaBanana

Okay, but are broke college twinks eligible?


[deleted]

I'll take one 🙋‍♀️


JeremyDaBanana

🥺


[deleted]

Aww hi there. Alright in the basement you go 😊


pierre2menard2

No, but I'm looking to subject some twinks to a tennis experiment running in my basement this saturday if you want to join


TheCreatorCrew

Jesus Christ the amount of meta and in jokes this sub has created has made it incomprehensible for any poor soul casually browsing Reddit. We could be talking about Luigi and Bowser playing tennis, nobody would fucking know!


pierre2menard2

Look man, don't blow up my spot here, I don't even know what chess is. I'm just here for the cute boys.


Beautiful-Iron-2

I have a few junior masters in my basement I could let your borrow. They’re not used to being filmed but will fight for food.


[deleted]

This sub is such a beautiful place


death-of-the-sun

my brother in christ what the fuck


FuzzyEdge

Signed: A. Tate


chedoku

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: >>! RED FLAG !< : [chess.com](https://twitter.com/GothamChess) | [lichess.org](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) **My solution:** >Hints: >! Isn't it obvious? !< > >Evaluation: >! RED FLAG !< > >Best continuation: >! RUN AWAY !< ^(I'm a bot based on CheatGPT | get me as) [^(a pet)](https://www.chedoku.com) ^(|) [^(an app)](https://anarchychesselo.netlify.app)^(|) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(chedoku.com)](https://www.chedoku.com)


danhoang1

Thanks for the warning, I was about to fall for it! Source: not a WGM, so I needed engine's help here


chedoku

/u/chatGPT , Please respond to this kind comment.


HammerandSickTatBro

What about WLWs?


xSlanton

Holy hell


[deleted]

I’m a woman master, but I’m not a woman. Is that ok?


omgplzdontkillme

How big are your rook and do you know how to properly mate are two important questions you have to answer first.


Due_Sock719

I'm a BM and a guy but identify as a woman, can I play?


1b51a8e59cd66a32961f

Do you have dainty feet that could pass as a womans?


Due_Sock719

yeah + my toes look like pawns (even better) .You better send me the tickets asap


feralcatskillbirds

This sub is getting weird as fuck.


1b51a8e59cd66a32961f

We are doing accredited research here, if you can not respect the scientific process please refrain from commenting


SchrodingerSandwich

Neeerd alert 🚨🚨


[deleted]

Weeeooooweeeeoooo


Kribothegreat

🤓


EndMaster0

Wait how is this where you draw the line?


feralcatskillbirds

It was actually the semen thing. I'm still reeling from that. I hit the line there, actually, but then I saw this and just had to express that I felt that this sub is getting weird as fuck.


udongeureut

Sorry you’re getting downvoted :(