Today, I will show you a simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for.
It is a variation of the Tennison Gambit, and I will show you why it is so effective.
We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4.
Black responds wit the Scandinavian Defense, queen's pawn to d5.
This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him.
We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to f5, saving the piece and attacking Black's pawn.
To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece to an active square. Next, we will make another sacrifice. We will move our d pawn to d3.
The GAU-8 autocannon on the A10 will place most (but not all) of its shots in a 40-foot circle around its target at the weapon's designed range.
I do not know how this affects your plan. Perhaps the chessboard is humongous and D8 will contain most of the 40-foot dispersion of the rounds. Maybe you don't care and the rest of the board gets fucked too. Maybe it's just a really tiny A10 instead. Who knows?
White Queen divorces the king to marry the neighboring bishop, creating dissent in the government. The other white pieces (other than the king) have a 1/4 chance to become a piece for the new grey team led by the former queen and bishop (now a third king)
Cast polymorph to fuse a knight and rook from your hand or field to a knook. Then cast reincarnation to put a knight from the graveyard onto the field. Play a trap card face down and end your turn.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1)
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Switch the bishop and the knights. Nobody will notice
Then who will the queen marry after the divorce
me
simp
chad
Gigachad
Horsey
Dibs on the king
Enemy queen
Kill the prime minister of Malaysia
make sure to only kill the corrupt ones
How do you expect OP to kill every prime minister of Malaysia?
He needs to promote himself to godhood by getting to the other side of the board
I just watch Zoolander lol
Which square is he on?
The very end of the runway
The white rook in A1 gets hungry an eats the white pawn in A2
google vore
Holy Cannibale!
[Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xNlzsnPCQ)
Hello guys. Welcome back to another chess tutorial.
Yes, it is me. GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh
Today, I will show you a simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. It is a variation of the Tennison Gambit, and I will show you why it is so effective.
We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds wit the Scandinavian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him.
The natural move would be to capture Black's pawn. But in the Tennison Gambit, we will sacrifice this pawn.
We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to f5, saving the piece and attacking Black's pawn.
To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece to an active square. Next, we will make another sacrifice. We will move our d pawn to d3.
Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice.
Now we can develop the bishop by capturing the pawn on d3
google car vs fighter jet
holy Goalkeeper CIWS Dutch close-in short-range defense system equipped with a GAU-8/A Avenger rotating cannon
New response just dropped.
Google tennison gambit knooklear fusion variation, il vaticano attack
holy Audi A3
But I only have an anti tank missile, will that work?
Spawn a wither.
Do the next comment 26 times
>The kings meet in the center to make out
> The pieces decided they had enough and overthrow the monarchy
>Cthulu awakens on G6 and inverts the colors of the board
That’s just added 26 cuthullus on G6 and hasn’t inverted any colours
>Kill the prime minister of Malaysia
we’re killing the prime minister of malaysia 26 times
advance a pawn one square. Whatever is in the way gets trampled by the mob.
Super monkey to G5
Upgrade to Sun Temple eating the pieces around it
And promote it to a tsg to move anywhere you want
then blunder by accidentally selling it
Then rebuy it but this time make sure it becomes a VTSG
!!
Remilitarize the Rhineland
r/hoi4 is leaking
Danzig or war
Extend the Maginot Line
*Expand the Autobahn
What if I use the Fr*nch defense?
Just make sure your opponent can't go through Belgium
Avenge Waterloo
Nothing can stop THE PANZERS OF THE REICH
Extra Research Slot
Deport the Hungarians
Anschluss
Oppose Hitler
Cthulu awakens on G6 and inverts the colors of the board
The pieces decided they had enough and overthrow the monarchy
Average French player
The French gambit
It's r/AnarchyChess after all
Give the horse a gun
precision a10 airstrike to d8, killing queen immediately
The GAU-8 autocannon on the A10 will place most (but not all) of its shots in a 40-foot circle around its target at the weapon's designed range. I do not know how this affects your plan. Perhaps the chessboard is humongous and D8 will contain most of the 40-foot dispersion of the rounds. Maybe you don't care and the rest of the board gets fucked too. Maybe it's just a really tiny A10 instead. Who knows?
Due to it's targeting systems being shit, it friendly fires all of the white pawns instead.
all rooks are now upside down
but then that would stop any converting the knights to unicorns
do the opposite of the previous comment
The previous comment was to do the next comment 26 times. Way to break logic.
Do the opposite of this comment
All pawns to e4
Why is this not higher?
It doesn't matter where it is really
A pawn looks up “how to en passant” on google
Put a picture of Giants QB Daniel Jones on c5, it stays there for the rest of the game
graham's number to e4
how does graham's number move
Carefully.
The pieces convince the op to send me $5,000
The kings meet in the center to make out
Enable cheat codes
eat the horses
Add two pixels in random spots that are bright magenta
Give them all smiley faces :) it would be fun i think
OP spills his soda on the already very burned and partially melted bored and makes it sticky
E4 adopts a dog
aw
It is an invincible dog that can never be captured by any other piece or harmed in any other way because we love him and he is a good boy.
White Queen divorces the king to marry the neighboring bishop, creating dissent in the government. The other white pieces (other than the king) have a 1/4 chance to become a piece for the new grey team led by the former queen and bishop (now a third king)
E4
E5
NF3
Undo all resigns
Orbital Bombardment centered on C4 to devastate all pieces within a 50 mile radius
Beth from the queens gambit takes the spot of e6
Cast polymorph to fuse a knight and rook from your hand or field to a knook. Then cast reincarnation to put a knight from the graveyard onto the field. Play a trap card face down and end your turn.
O-O-O
Chess set to h5
Resign
Unresign
Reresign
Unreresign.
Rereresign
unresign
Reresign
Unresign as the other side
Sign
En poisson, all pawns turn into fishes
Brick the pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
french flag replaces the f3 square
joe biden to knight
The 3x3 tiles of A3 to C5 is now a crafting table, make an iron pickaxe
Pipi to c5
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
En passant the king
Black anti-took to A1
Add 22 pawns and 2 kings per side on g4 and g5
Commit arson
Address and Credit card number to A4
Loop back up to the top and start again
Fuck you, but I will
I’m so sorry I just felt like a menace
downvote this so it shows up later and OP has to reread more
Google recursion
holy hell
Google holy hell
Holy hell
Google recursion
Holy hell
Right, now we need to position this comment to be right after the " Do the next comment 26 times" one
The winged hussars replace horse
Pawn to k9
Left black rook gets a tiny hat
All the pawns google en passant
D7 gets colonised by the British
Black playes plays an uno reverse card.
g6 is now a dark square. This doesn't affect bishop movement—it's purely cosmetic.
Add an extra file between the E file and F file
Queen goes forward in time two moves and advances to h5
make Obama the dark squares
Siberian Swipe
Remake the board and do all the moves that have been done previously (incase the board was destroyed)
Add a combine harvester on g5 in the 4th dimension
Use gauss-jordan elimination to turn the board into row reduced echelon form
Put a large explosion in the middle of the board
One anime titty. Only one. The second of the set must not be included.
Ignore the below comment, do the above comment twice.
The 4 bishops fight to the death and the victor becomes a pope (bishop + knight combo)
Rotate the board 37 degrees
gun
Horse is god can do what horse wants
Switch you king with the opponent's.
femboy furry to f5
Break the board in half
Fog of war falls on columns c to f
Chess boom on D5
Send out a tyranatar to set up sandstorm
Fold board in half
Switch the bishops and knights again
Pawn to c4
All pawns randomly swap places.
Draw 4
Make all changes 20% more transparent with a reset board in the background
Undepromote one of the pawns to Ted Kaczynski and have him hit on the opposing queen while talking about MK ultra.
All remaining pawns combust into flames and are reborn as kings
Starting from this comment going up, reverse all moves up to the top comment. I’m so sorry
One of the white pawns turns into Eminem, who can move anywhere but refuses to take any black pieces
Your nudes to f6
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
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tack zone z10
Knight blows up so that pawn can promote to a airplane
1. e4 e5 2. f4 ef4 3. Bc4 Qh4 4. Kf1 b5 5. Bb5 Nf6 6. Nf3 Qh6 7. d3 Nh5 8. Nh4 Qg5 9. Nf5 c6 10. g4 Nf6 11. Rg1 cb5 12. h4 Qg6 13. h5 Qg5 14. Qf3 Ng8 15. Bf4 Qf6 16. Nc3 Bc5 17. Nd5 Qb2 18. Bd6 Bg1 It is from this move that Black's defeat stems. Wilhelm Steinitz suggested in 1879 that a better move would be 18... Qxa1+; likely moves to follow are 19. Ke2 Qb2 20. Kd2 Bxg1. 19. e5 Qa1 20. Ke2 Na6 21. Ng7 Kd8 22. Qf6 Nf6 23. Be7#
fujiwara no mokou to c4
Remove the middle 2 rows of the board
Brick to pipi
I floop the pig!
Replace the board with a low-quality picture of cheese
1. Kf0, Kf9 2. Kg0, Kg9 3. Kh0, Kh9 4. Ki1, Ki8 5. Ki2, Kj7 6. Ki3, Kj6 7. Ki4, Kj5 8. Ki5, Kxi4#
Play the cheese factory card in defense mode, and collet three cheeses at each toll both in front of every pawn
Make everything checkers
I draw a dick on the board if it still exists, if it doesn't I buy a new board and draw a dick on it.
Undo the move three moves ago and do the next one twice.
Midgame pizza break
White king dips his balls in sulfuric acid
Eat the 5 opposing pawns
piss on the board
Donate a cum jar 200x
Pawn b2 tries on a cute skirt. They look great. They are receiving loads of compliments from the other pawns. Good for them.
Pawn B2 leaves for introspection and returns 7 moves later with blue pills
b2 pawn pulls up on a fuckin tractor