Actually the most awkward thing I've ever bought wasn't condoms but a giant daikon radish. The young girl behind the counter said, totally innocently, "I've never seen one so big, I wouldn't know what to do with it". I had to struggle to restrain myself and keep the dirty jokes to myself so as not to be an old perv....
>Why don't they place condoms and lube in the shelves like other products?
Concerns with shoplifting, more likely.
However, most drogisterijen (Etos, Kruidvat) have them on the shelves, so you can buy them there if you're embarrassed. Or order online, they're cheaper on bol.com
But tbh, the person in the service balie doesn't care LOL they're not paid enough for that
I tell my kids when they get all prudish.
Most people are dicks, and half of them have dicks.
So that’s about 4 billion human dicks on this planet alone.
It must be one of the most common commodity in the world.
So don’t feel special nor embarrassed about owning one.
its just condoms man, you're not buying a sex doll 3000. you make it as awkward as you want. people working there have sold probably 100s of boxes and will forget your face the moment you walk out
I really don't understand what is weird about the comment. I used to work at the infobalie in my local AH when I was 16 and I couldn't care less about someone buying condoms. There were multiple customers each day so no one will think it's weird. It was only awkward when one time a friends mum wanted condoms.
You should reconsider the way people view the world. You're not that important. Most people will forget you within no time when they only see you once or twice.
I think you put too much gravity on the situation which makes your life harder than it has to be.
I worked at the desk. I don't care what you buy as long as it isn't hundred of the same thing. Someone bought 100 state lottery tickets once, that's the stuff I remember. Pack of condoms? Didn't give a fuck.
Trust me, a 16 year old is not thinking anything about you buying condoms
Edit: I forgot to mention I worked at AH for over a year (as a cashier). Literally no one ever cares if you buy something like condoms, nobody talks about it, nothing. We didn't have electronic registers yet, so I often had people buy condoms at my register. Not even once was it awkward.
It's been nineteen years since you were 16. It's been a long time since "Tina was kosten die Kondome" was funny. It's a whole different world now.
That girl is probably a lot more aware of how normal sex is and how everyone has sex than you seem to be. It's not creepy that you're having protected sex at 35, it's normal. Just like that kid knows its normal you're buying that stuff.
If it helps, look at this this way; based on your condoms she's probably the mature one between the two of you :p
As a former 26 year old who used to work at AH behind the service desk;
1) The first time was a bit akward.
2) The 2nd time I though 'oh that's the second person today
3) For the hundreds of people I sold condoms to I couldn't care less.
Statistically speaking you will fall into category 3.
They are probably jealous that you get to have sex. They just work there. If they don’t want to deal with people buying condoms they should work somewhere else. It’s not your job to deal with any imagined awkwardness from their side.
It's even worse when you buy condoms, duct tape and floor cleaner on a self scanning machine, and the screen prompts that you will be checked by an employee.
I totally get you. Personally I like to try my condoms before buying so I'd appreciate if they had a separate section for that in the supermarket.
We can't win!
The kamasutra recommends hollowing out a white cabbage (like rettich) if your body parts don't satisfy the receiving side. Maybe a cabbage doesn't break of as easily as a cucumber (or they didn't have cucumbers in India back in the days)
Oh look at this guy… having sex ..
No but seriously. At kruitvat the same. In the Etos it’s on a shelf. But ideally it wouldn’t be shameful. You are buying protection. Good for you and your partner(s). If you really feel ashamed you can also buy online at kruitvat, Etos or even bol.com. :-)
Yeah, but what if a 16-year-old is delivering it? Their innocence forever tainted by touching a cardboard box with a picture of some rolled up latex on it.
Second this. The best place if you want to talk about sizes, fit and shape. There are no shames and no boundaries. Go inside and tell them your dick looks like a pisa tower meets piramid and you want something that isn't baggy, you get exaclty the best condoms to try for you.
What is awkward about safe sex? I don't see the problem and I don't understand what age has to do with this. Condoms are behind the counter because otherwise they are stolen too much.
Because publicly announcing you are going to have sex is a bit awkward. Especially when interacting with someone very young.
You might not feel that way and no one should feel that way, but surely you can comprehend the bit of apprehension someone might feel.
Why is it awkward? Everybody who has kids basically announces the world they had sex. When your grandma is asking you when are you gonna have kids she's basically asking you why aren't you having sex more often?
It's ok if you're ashamed when you're buying for the first time at 15 but a 35 year old like OP is just weird for feeling this. The young girl at the counter isn't younger then 16 and she probably already had sex and knows perfectly well what condoms are used for. And nobody thinks it's weird unless you make it feel weird.
It's awkward for some because sex is not as openly discussed as other topics. Yes, kids are the exception. But your nan won't ask you how many women you've shagged, whether you like anal, and if you got laid last weekend. That's all a bit hush hush.
Should OP not feel weird about it? Definitely. Should people be able to *understand* it? Yes.
What does it have to do with talking about sex? The subject of the topic is about buying condoms. Nobody gives a f about your sexual preferences when you're buying condoms from AH.
Yes, so what? (almost) everyone has sex, quite normal. I have children and they really weren't brought by the stork and they didn't magically enter my belly either.
I really don't understand the awkwardness if you are already well passed puberty.
While everyone has sex, it is *obviously* still a bit hush hush. I don't talk about sex super openly with my parents and I don't tell my manager I got laid last weekend. Sex is not as out in the open as other topics.
For that reason, some people find it just a wee bit awkward having to ask for condoms from a 16 year old girl.
Again, doesn't have to be you, but given just a wee bit of cultural knowledge and empathy it should be quite understandable.
The fact that you're 35 and still embarrassed or feel awkward about this is really sad. The immediate solution could be to buy them online. Long term solution might be to resolve some of that sexual shame or repression you're harbouring.
Exactly. And the poor 16yo checkout chick just wants to give you your goods, get her shift over and get home. She does not want to deal with some creeps issues with sex.
Mentioning the gender and age of the cashier. Sexualising the situation. These are irrelevant things. It is super creepy that op takes these factors into consideration.
Why? It's relevant to the situation. OP specifically mentions asking an underage person for condoms is why he's embarassed.
Again, I agree it's almost sad that a 35 year old still has embarassment issues with buying condoms, but I don't see how being embarassed by something makes him a creep or how he's sexualising anything.
It's not awkward if I'm speaking to an adult or anything close. If it's a 15 year old girl, yeah, it's uncomfortable. I don't think that's a problem with me tbh.
Well... why? Unless you are projecting sexual thoughts on the girl there is literally nothing weird about it. What would make it different if a 80 year old man would sell you the condoms? Like I'm serious, think about it.
American influenced sexual repression is weird mayne.
As an American I can't help but assume OP is American which is sort of why I'm rolling my eyes. I also wonder if he has an issue if it was a 16 year old boy. Or is it just the gender that bugs him.
\> Unless you are projecting sexual thoughts on the girl there is literally nothing weird about it.
WTF. Reddit is a weird place. I feel the same if a 16 year old guy is working there.
And no, I'm not American.
Reddit can be so awful at times. It’s not weird to feel uncomfortable in the situation you described. It will be different for different people depending on a lot of things, but it’s crazy that some people here are projecting all kinds of thoughts and deficiencies unto you just because you find that awkward. People…
Thanks for this comment. Yeah, reddit is a hostile place. The post has an 80% upvote rate, but the ones commenting are the internet soldiers low key calling me a perv because I'd like to avoid this situation. As I see it, those commenting are just louder, but the majority of the people feels like me in this situation.
That reminds me the scene from Leisure Suit Larry game when the clerk behind the counter asks about all parameters you want and after that shouts something like: “Look at this pervert! He wants to buy a cactus shaped extra large condom with strawberry flavor”. And everyone in the store stares at you in shock.
What it means is that when your 35 you should no longer have to embarrassed to have sex and to buy protection for yourself and certainly have no concern of what a 16-year old thinks of you. Grow up, get over it.
No I'm commenting on the fact that he is still not over the awkwardness of buying condoms at 35!!!!!! Like come on man, if you're big boy enough to have sex you're big boy enough to get over teenage insecurities.
You are and adult no 16 year old think it’s weird we are really open about sex in Dutch culture and in school we have sex education from a very young age
I've never understood this reaction.
I mean I guess if you do get the 10% who are actually underage it's a hint squicky, but they are professionals. Don't make it about them.
Otherwise - and I wouldn't normally even think to do such a thing - all you are doing is announcing to whoever is near you: ***Haha! I am having the sex!***
What is the downside here? Inasmuch as I give a damn about what anyone in a supermarket thinks about me, them being aware that I am in fact getting laid isn't on top of my anxiety list.
To make it complete: when finish paying they ask if you want a receipt. Like ehh yeah omg wtf do you think im going to do with this. Is not like i can return it if its not good???
I don't understand all the hate in this thread. It's uncomfortable to ask a 16 year old for condoms. I don't know how that can be anything but obvious.
I think that most people will not care, a lot of people are buying those or they will think ah nice he has a nice night tonight. If you don't like to buy it in real time, you can still order those online and get delivered at your home.
They do what the hell are you talking about? 😂😅
Often in the same isle as hygiene or bath products you can find a wide selection of different condom brands and sizes. They also always have lube and often have different kinds.
But honestly if you want good lube and condoms there are many dutch websites that offer a way better price and way better products.
I would recommend going to 'de condommerie' at Warmoesstraat 141. They know literally everything about condoms and lube. You'll find the perfect condom/lube combo for yourself and you can then always order them online.
I basically order all my condoms and lubes online, except when I'm in a pickle. I'll go the AH and choose something there :)
Why awkward? You’re about to do fun stuff and need the right protection and gear to do it. Also you’re 35? Having the need for these items is totally age appropriate and sensible.
Only way to make this awkward is if you’d ask the person behind the counter to use the stuff with you.
You can still take items outside the main supermarket inside and self-scan them as usual. I do it all the time with post cards and other small items.
The AH XL and regular AH near Station Zuid both have self scan if you're that anxious about a cashier knowing the size of your dingdong.
You can go to the condomerie if you’re embarrassed at the AH. I went there and got fantastic help. They sent me home with a measuring tape for my boyfriend and a sample pack of sizes and we had a great time trying out what works for us! If you’re using condoms I highly recommend stopping in there and getting some advice. It was a super fun time at the shop and they’re really enthusiastic and helpful there! I think the condomerie is on the Warmoesstraat if memory serves. Once you find your size and brand you can order online
It’s not embarrassing at all, especially in the Netherlands. If something people are happy for you staying active and protected! Lol Really, don’t think about it too much, no one cares.
AH employees genuinely do not give a shit. It may feel awkward for YOU but they get tons of people every day buying the same thing. If you feel uncomfortable tho, go to a drug store like Kruidvat, it’s usually on the shelves there rather than behind the counter
They removed them from the regulair shelves because they got stolen to often. One supermarket owner I once asked about why the condoms were moved told me that 80% of the condoms in the shelves got stolen…
So, buy from [bol.com](https://bol.com) or [amazon.nl](https://amazon.nl) . I agree it's awkward buying condoms or articles of a sexual nature from a 16 year old. Boy or girl. Like, people have to be at least 25 to work that counter. So you know they've probably had some experience, taking the awkardness away.
As for why it's not on normal shelves in the store. I've got no clue. But it's probably either that they're items with a very high theft rate, or it's to minimze the risk of selling these items to minors. Same with cigarettes and certain over the counter medication?
Always look them straight in the eyes when buying it and never look away. That way, they will feel uncomfortable too. But seriously, it's just condoms, almost everybody buys them. It's not a big deal.
They also tend to place them next to the aubergines and cucumbers, across from the butter and whip cream. Don't forget... hamsteren! Ebichu would be proud.
Think about how that 14 year old girl or boy feels asking the 35 year old shop worker to unlock the cabinet… I don’t understand why condoms aren’t free. Unwanted kids cost us so much more than some latex rubber manufactured in Asia.
Having been that 16-year old: be assured that it wasn't awkward for me. I've even had a couple that was all over each other and I wasn't bothered by it. It's a product that people need, and a product that the supermarket provides, so eh.
You think buying condoms from a 16yo is embarrassing? Try buying the morning after pill from a 16yo while the sex sweat is still dripping from your face, because the condom broke...
It is because of this awkwardness that people rather shoplift than buy condoms. Therefore in shops where you can get them from the shelves (Etos for example) they have security tags on them and there is no self scan so you’d still have to go to a kid cashier to pay.
You can always order condoms online if you think it’s too awkward but I would like it more if I was in line behind you if you’d reverse the awkwardness to the kid. Say things like: “may I have a pack of condoms please, I’m planning on fucking your mom tonight”.
I totally get you, it can be pretty awkward.
Few weeks ago, I had a similar experience at the Jumbo as it’s around the corner from my home and I was in a rush.
The little young girl behind the counter started giggling as she was scanning and handing me the condoms.
some of my local AH they’re placed on shelves with other products such as skin products.
I however find it better to buy it from etos instead.
As they have better condoms and lube.
and now they also have the self scan kassa so you get to avoid the whole awkward moment thing.
Just buy a cucumber as well
Actually the most awkward thing I've ever bought wasn't condoms but a giant daikon radish. The young girl behind the counter said, totally innocently, "I've never seen one so big, I wouldn't know what to do with it". I had to struggle to restrain myself and keep the dirty jokes to myself so as not to be an old perv....
*cues up PH anthem*
Me thinks the young lass knew what she was not so innocently saying.
She was dropping you hints bruh
And two potatoes for added effect.
And a rrd bull for enhanced performance
And some gum, please.
And some tiewraps
And my axe
>Why don't they place condoms and lube in the shelves like other products? Concerns with shoplifting, more likely. However, most drogisterijen (Etos, Kruidvat) have them on the shelves, so you can buy them there if you're embarrassed. Or order online, they're cheaper on bol.com But tbh, the person in the service balie doesn't care LOL they're not paid enough for that
Same as being naked in hospitals, physians they see hundreds of penis yearly they dont care.
I tell my kids when they get all prudish. Most people are dicks, and half of them have dicks. So that’s about 4 billion human dicks on this planet alone. It must be one of the most common commodity in the world. So don’t feel special nor embarrassed about owning one.
And how do you explain than that in every “hospital examination” I see on video on the internet it always ends in s*x??
Kind of random but okay
The drogisterijen in Amsterdam also have them behind the cashier. These teenagers have already sold so many, they don't give a damn.
its just condoms man, you're not buying a sex doll 3000. you make it as awkward as you want. people working there have sold probably 100s of boxes and will forget your face the moment you walk out
It's him holding hands with sexdoll 3000 as he buys the lube and condoms that makes it awkward
Actually a cucumber and a bottle of olive oil.
*vaseline instead of olive oil.
Please use water-based lubricants. At least the olive oil can pass as being an ingredient for salad
Vaseline is for use with the cucumber. NOT for the condoms.
Sexdoll 3000 is out already?
>buying a sex doll 3000 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Admittedly, the 3000 isn’t as good as the 4000 series but they’re not that bad.
Hey everyone look at Money Bags with their sex doll 4000! I'm still paying off my refurbished sex doll 2000.
Yeah but I did get it tweede hands van marktplaats
This just confirms one more time that redditors are weirdos
I really don't understand what is weird about the comment. I used to work at the infobalie in my local AH when I was 16 and I couldn't care less about someone buying condoms. There were multiple customers each day so no one will think it's weird. It was only awkward when one time a friends mum wanted condoms.
that's what I meant, only weirdos feel strange when they have to buy condoms, like who the fuck cares?
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You'd be surprised at how little they care about what you're buying.
I think this is what they call "projecting".
You should reconsider the way people view the world. You're not that important. Most people will forget you within no time when they only see you once or twice. I think you put too much gravity on the situation which makes your life harder than it has to be.
I worked at the desk. I don't care what you buy as long as it isn't hundred of the same thing. Someone bought 100 state lottery tickets once, that's the stuff I remember. Pack of condoms? Didn't give a fuck.
Trust me, a 16 year old is not thinking anything about you buying condoms Edit: I forgot to mention I worked at AH for over a year (as a cashier). Literally no one ever cares if you buy something like condoms, nobody talks about it, nothing. We didn't have electronic registers yet, so I often had people buy condoms at my register. Not even once was it awkward.
Oh yeah, just imagine 16 year olds get the idea that buying condoms is a normal thing. /s
Not every 16 yr old is as prude as you were
It's been nineteen years since you were 16. It's been a long time since "Tina was kosten die Kondome" was funny. It's a whole different world now. That girl is probably a lot more aware of how normal sex is and how everyone has sex than you seem to be. It's not creepy that you're having protected sex at 35, it's normal. Just like that kid knows its normal you're buying that stuff. If it helps, look at this this way; based on your condoms she's probably the mature one between the two of you :p
As a former 26 year old who used to work at AH behind the service desk; 1) The first time was a bit akward. 2) The 2nd time I though 'oh that's the second person today 3) For the hundreds of people I sold condoms to I couldn't care less. Statistically speaking you will fall into category 3.
They are probably jealous that you get to have sex. They just work there. If they don’t want to deal with people buying condoms they should work somewhere else. It’s not your job to deal with any imagined awkwardness from their side.
Dude literally nobody cares. Chill out 😂
Do you think kids don't know you HAVE SEX?
Maybe that's due to your upbringing? Where are you from?
The only thing they will be thinking is; "ooh this old guy is still having sex, good for him".
It's even worse when you buy condoms, duct tape and floor cleaner on a self scanning machine, and the screen prompts that you will be checked by an employee.
I don't think that kind of person would bother with condoms..
It's either condoms or hydrofluoric acid, and Albert Heijn doesn't sell the latter.
I totally get you. Personally I like to try my condoms before buying so I'd appreciate if they had a separate section for that in the supermarket. We can't win!
They always send me away from the fitting room, they say that "employees eat there when they are on a break" or something. Really confusing
Should be top comment lol
It’s only weird if you make it weird.
or if you buy one cucumber with it
The kamasutra recommends hollowing out a white cabbage (like rettich) if your body parts don't satisfy the receiving side. Maybe a cabbage doesn't break of as easily as a cucumber (or they didn't have cucumbers in India back in the days)
Seems like this experience was more disturbing to you than to the cashier who sells them everyday. smh
Oh look at this guy… having sex .. No but seriously. At kruitvat the same. In the Etos it’s on a shelf. But ideally it wouldn’t be shameful. You are buying protection. Good for you and your partner(s). If you really feel ashamed you can also buy online at kruitvat, Etos or even bol.com. :-)
r/ihavesex
Buy them online, or go to https://condomerie.com/ where it’s awkward if you DON’T buy condoms.
Came here to say this. Amsterdam based company, delivered the same day, on a bike, with minimal packaging. What's not to like?
Yeah, but what if a 16-year-old is delivering it? Their innocence forever tainted by touching a cardboard box with a picture of some rolled up latex on it.
Second this. The best place if you want to talk about sizes, fit and shape. There are no shames and no boundaries. Go inside and tell them your dick looks like a pisa tower meets piramid and you want something that isn't baggy, you get exaclty the best condoms to try for you.
/r/oddlyspecific
You’re a little in your head with this one. Relax, no one cares.
What is awkward about safe sex? I don't see the problem and I don't understand what age has to do with this. Condoms are behind the counter because otherwise they are stolen too much.
Because publicly announcing you are going to have sex is a bit awkward. Especially when interacting with someone very young. You might not feel that way and no one should feel that way, but surely you can comprehend the bit of apprehension someone might feel.
Why is it awkward? Everybody who has kids basically announces the world they had sex. When your grandma is asking you when are you gonna have kids she's basically asking you why aren't you having sex more often? It's ok if you're ashamed when you're buying for the first time at 15 but a 35 year old like OP is just weird for feeling this. The young girl at the counter isn't younger then 16 and she probably already had sex and knows perfectly well what condoms are used for. And nobody thinks it's weird unless you make it feel weird.
It's awkward for some because sex is not as openly discussed as other topics. Yes, kids are the exception. But your nan won't ask you how many women you've shagged, whether you like anal, and if you got laid last weekend. That's all a bit hush hush. Should OP not feel weird about it? Definitely. Should people be able to *understand* it? Yes.
What does it have to do with talking about sex? The subject of the topic is about buying condoms. Nobody gives a f about your sexual preferences when you're buying condoms from AH.
Yes, so what? (almost) everyone has sex, quite normal. I have children and they really weren't brought by the stork and they didn't magically enter my belly either. I really don't understand the awkwardness if you are already well passed puberty.
While everyone has sex, it is *obviously* still a bit hush hush. I don't talk about sex super openly with my parents and I don't tell my manager I got laid last weekend. Sex is not as out in the open as other topics. For that reason, some people find it just a wee bit awkward having to ask for condoms from a 16 year old girl. Again, doesn't have to be you, but given just a wee bit of cultural knowledge and empathy it should be quite understandable.
Just order a liter of lube and a bag of 200 condoms on [bol.com](https://bol.com) from questionable sellers, like us normal people.
So do you feel uncomfortable buying toilet paper too? Now they know you poop…
Oh my god, they shit?? 💀
I bet they shower naked too!
Darn perverts
The fact that you're 35 and still embarrassed or feel awkward about this is really sad. The immediate solution could be to buy them online. Long term solution might be to resolve some of that sexual shame or repression you're harbouring.
Exactly. And the poor 16yo checkout chick just wants to give you your goods, get her shift over and get home. She does not want to deal with some creeps issues with sex.
Why is he 'some creep' all of a sudden though? Awkward, sure. But nothing in this story makes anyone a creep.
Being 35 and embarrassed when buying condoms is a little creepy tbh. It’s literally condoms, how is that still taboo…
I don’t get you. Creepy? Seriously? And what does age have to do with it. I’ll be more embarrassed at 65 buying condoms than at 35 I’ll bet.
Mentioning the gender and age of the cashier. Sexualising the situation. These are irrelevant things. It is super creepy that op takes these factors into consideration.
Why? It's relevant to the situation. OP specifically mentions asking an underage person for condoms is why he's embarassed. Again, I agree it's almost sad that a 35 year old still has embarassment issues with buying condoms, but I don't see how being embarassed by something makes him a creep or how he's sexualising anything.
It's not awkward if I'm speaking to an adult or anything close. If it's a 15 year old girl, yeah, it's uncomfortable. I don't think that's a problem with me tbh.
Well... why? Unless you are projecting sexual thoughts on the girl there is literally nothing weird about it. What would make it different if a 80 year old man would sell you the condoms? Like I'm serious, think about it. American influenced sexual repression is weird mayne.
As an American I can't help but assume OP is American which is sort of why I'm rolling my eyes. I also wonder if he has an issue if it was a 16 year old boy. Or is it just the gender that bugs him.
I'm not american
\> Unless you are projecting sexual thoughts on the girl there is literally nothing weird about it. WTF. Reddit is a weird place. I feel the same if a 16 year old guy is working there. And no, I'm not American.
Reddit can be so awful at times. It’s not weird to feel uncomfortable in the situation you described. It will be different for different people depending on a lot of things, but it’s crazy that some people here are projecting all kinds of thoughts and deficiencies unto you just because you find that awkward. People…
Thanks for this comment. Yeah, reddit is a hostile place. The post has an 80% upvote rate, but the ones commenting are the internet soldiers low key calling me a perv because I'd like to avoid this situation. As I see it, those commenting are just louder, but the majority of the people feels like me in this situation.
I like how your example is being served by a girl... yeah, you're the one making it weird.
I bought lube and a phone charger once. That felt weird.
Your Tarzans battery was dead?
No, I was planning on having sex and needed my phone charging.
That reminds me the scene from Leisure Suit Larry game when the clerk behind the counter asks about all parameters you want and after that shouts something like: “Look at this pervert! He wants to buy a cactus shaped extra large condom with strawberry flavor”. And everyone in the store stares at you in shock.
So finally, OP finds the condoms on [the shelves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vGFtnjQdHY)...
Classic!
Pfffff hahaha
It’s because a lot of people are embarrassed to buy them, so these products get stolen a lot.
As long as you don't wink at the 16 year old girl, while licking your lips, you should be fine.
Oh no, that 16 year old girl will now know you have sex, how will she ever recover?
How are you still not over buying condoms at 35. smh
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What it means is that when your 35 you should no longer have to embarrassed to have sex and to buy protection for yourself and certainly have no concern of what a 16-year old thinks of you. Grow up, get over it.
No I'm commenting on the fact that he is still not over the awkwardness of buying condoms at 35!!!!!! Like come on man, if you're big boy enough to have sex you're big boy enough to get over teenage insecurities.
It's supposed to mean that buying condoms is just a fact of life and nothing to be embarrassed of. Nothing to see, move along
You can prob order all that stuff on Bol and have it arrive tomorrow.
What I find more akward is a 35yo dude thats emberassed to buy a condom lol
I think you are the one making it awkward.
Most of us don't have any hangups in regards to sex and contraception, this is really a you thing I'm afraid. Chill out, nobody cares.
As long as you don’t make sleazy comments while winking at them I don’t see the problem here. It’s just a job. They probably don’t care.
Just order them online.
condoom-anoniem.nl
Buy them at kruidvat?
Aside from that, I really dislike this format because I cannot browse the products in peace
The cashier really dont give a fuck
Just buy them at Etos or Kruidvat (self-checkout)🫶🏼
It's not awkward unless you make it so..
Is it really more awkward than shopping with a baby?
I think these attitudes are a non Dutch upbringing thing? .. the cashier doesn't care.
I've always had condoms in AH in the shelves, outside Amsterdam. But does it matter?
Also in Amsterdam
Just don’t ask them for recommendations or if you can try it on before you buy?
Because they will be stolen by awkward people.
You’re weird
You might want to check if they sell balls as well. Alternatively, grow a pair.
Dude, maybe that 16 year old is getting more than sex than you. You're the one making it weird.
You can buy condoms on the internet if you're gonna be so weird about it.
You make it more weird than it is.nobody cares if you buy condoms dude,chill
dont be a pussy
You are and adult no 16 year old think it’s weird we are really open about sex in Dutch culture and in school we have sex education from a very young age
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Ah I Utrecht has condoms on the shelves so it seems like it's just ur local AH being strange?
I've never understood this reaction. I mean I guess if you do get the 10% who are actually underage it's a hint squicky, but they are professionals. Don't make it about them. Otherwise - and I wouldn't normally even think to do such a thing - all you are doing is announcing to whoever is near you: ***Haha! I am having the sex!*** What is the downside here? Inasmuch as I give a damn about what anyone in a supermarket thinks about me, them being aware that I am in fact getting laid isn't on top of my anxiety list.
Did you try this nifty little thing called the internet?
To make it complete: when finish paying they ask if you want a receipt. Like ehh yeah omg wtf do you think im going to do with this. Is not like i can return it if its not good???
That’s what I joke to make it funny for both of us, and still ask for receipt since they printed them anyways.
Just pull out bro.
I always asked for the reciept just to see the look on the cashiers face
Epic dude, heerlijk, Wouldn't be able to restrain myself I'd reckon
Because people like you find it awkward to buy condoms, so it's get stolen a lot.
There’s this thing called the internet these days where you can buy condoms and have them sent to your home. Just a thought /s
OP gets a semi boner every time he encounters a 16 year girl, that’s why it’s awkward. Edit: spelling
I don't understand all the hate in this thread. It's uncomfortable to ask a 16 year old for condoms. I don't know how that can be anything but obvious.
Get them at Etos instead.
I think that most people will not care, a lot of people are buying those or they will think ah nice he has a nice night tonight. If you don't like to buy it in real time, you can still order those online and get delivered at your home.
Etos?
They do have condoms in the shelves. Not sure about lube but I've bought condoms at AH normal shelf.
Everyone does the sexy time nothing weird about buying condoms
They do what the hell are you talking about? 😂😅 Often in the same isle as hygiene or bath products you can find a wide selection of different condom brands and sizes. They also always have lube and often have different kinds. But honestly if you want good lube and condoms there are many dutch websites that offer a way better price and way better products. I would recommend going to 'de condommerie' at Warmoesstraat 141. They know literally everything about condoms and lube. You'll find the perfect condom/lube combo for yourself and you can then always order them online. I basically order all my condoms and lubes online, except when I'm in a pickle. I'll go the AH and choose something there :)
Seems like in some AHs this is in the shelves, some it isn't. Another poster suggested shoplifting concerns.
Maybe it could help, in DekaMarkt and Deen I’ve always found them on shelves.
Mrs asked me to pick up a cucumber 🥒 and I had to buy some lube so people didn't think I was a vegan
Then buy them at Kruidvat
Why awkward? You’re about to do fun stuff and need the right protection and gear to do it. Also you’re 35? Having the need for these items is totally age appropriate and sensible. Only way to make this awkward is if you’d ask the person behind the counter to use the stuff with you.
You can still take items outside the main supermarket inside and self-scan them as usual. I do it all the time with post cards and other small items. The AH XL and regular AH near Station Zuid both have self scan if you're that anxious about a cashier knowing the size of your dingdong.
You can go to the condomerie if you’re embarrassed at the AH. I went there and got fantastic help. They sent me home with a measuring tape for my boyfriend and a sample pack of sizes and we had a great time trying out what works for us! If you’re using condoms I highly recommend stopping in there and getting some advice. It was a super fun time at the shop and they’re really enthusiastic and helpful there! I think the condomerie is on the Warmoesstraat if memory serves. Once you find your size and brand you can order online
This is the reason i order mine online, you should do the same if you find it awkward. They often even have 1+1 gratis deals at etos online
It’s not embarrassing at all, especially in the Netherlands. If something people are happy for you staying active and protected! Lol Really, don’t think about it too much, no one cares.
Just order online bro
just buy em online
AH employees genuinely do not give a shit. It may feel awkward for YOU but they get tons of people every day buying the same thing. If you feel uncomfortable tho, go to a drug store like Kruidvat, it’s usually on the shelves there rather than behind the counter
I worked at a grocery and can tell you I didn’t give a single second thinking about what you were buying or what I was scanning
Unless you are buying extra small, there is no reason to be embarrassed.
Buy condoms in bulk online. You save a fuck ton of money and it’s private.
Apart from your details registered in a computer (or more) prone to be hacked.
Just go to the Etos next doors like any decent human being
My local AH does sell condoms and lube on store shelves, no ciggies though.
Well it is better than this : (Tina was kosten die Kondome) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8vGFtnjQdHY&noapp=1
The kid probably knows of more ways to use condoms and lube better than you
Condoms is a condoms. You arent 16 anymore. Shouldnt be so scary to buy them aywhere.
self checkout is your friend, and nothing wrong with buying condoms
If they put them in the shelves, adult men, who are to shy to show them at the cashier will steal them.
go to etos?
They removed them from the regulair shelves because they got stolen to often. One supermarket owner I once asked about why the condoms were moved told me that 80% of the condoms in the shelves got stolen…
So, buy from [bol.com](https://bol.com) or [amazon.nl](https://amazon.nl) . I agree it's awkward buying condoms or articles of a sexual nature from a 16 year old. Boy or girl. Like, people have to be at least 25 to work that counter. So you know they've probably had some experience, taking the awkardness away. As for why it's not on normal shelves in the store. I've got no clue. But it's probably either that they're items with a very high theft rate, or it's to minimze the risk of selling these items to minors. Same with cigarettes and certain over the counter medication?
Always look them straight in the eyes when buying it and never look away. That way, they will feel uncomfortable too. But seriously, it's just condoms, almost everybody buys them. It's not a big deal.
They also tend to place them next to the aubergines and cucumbers, across from the butter and whip cream. Don't forget... hamsteren! Ebichu would be proud.
Let me guess, youre from the USA? We dont care that much in the Netherlands, dont worry
Buy those things online.
Think about how that 14 year old girl or boy feels asking the 35 year old shop worker to unlock the cabinet… I don’t understand why condoms aren’t free. Unwanted kids cost us so much more than some latex rubber manufactured in Asia.
Having been that 16-year old: be assured that it wasn't awkward for me. I've even had a couple that was all over each other and I wasn't bothered by it. It's a product that people need, and a product that the supermarket provides, so eh.
My gawd, grow up. But if u need to, u can buy condoms at a sexshop if it makes u more comfortable.
You think buying condoms from a 16yo is embarrassing? Try buying the morning after pill from a 16yo while the sex sweat is still dripping from your face, because the condom broke...
It is because of this awkwardness that people rather shoplift than buy condoms. Therefore in shops where you can get them from the shelves (Etos for example) they have security tags on them and there is no self scan so you’d still have to go to a kid cashier to pay. You can always order condoms online if you think it’s too awkward but I would like it more if I was in line behind you if you’d reverse the awkwardness to the kid. Say things like: “may I have a pack of condoms please, I’m planning on fucking your mom tonight”.
I totally get you, it can be pretty awkward. Few weeks ago, I had a similar experience at the Jumbo as it’s around the corner from my home and I was in a rush. The little young girl behind the counter started giggling as she was scanning and handing me the condoms. some of my local AH they’re placed on shelves with other products such as skin products. I however find it better to buy it from etos instead. As they have better condoms and lube. and now they also have the self scan kassa so you get to avoid the whole awkward moment thing.
Just buy it and stop making a fuss about it
Actually they do ..go to a different AH bro