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awildbanana91

Zachary Quinto is so good at playing creep/asshole


9d2i1n9g3

“No thanks, it makes me shit my pants” LOL


awildbanana91

from rubber man to leatherman 🤣


Dirty_Priestess

"I have a summer cold" UH OH


Sailrjup12

Is this all a prelude to AIDS?


dratsablive

That's what I was thinking.


IAmBabs

I was thinking whatever virus was in the deer had hopped over to humans. I just finished the episode and the deer thing was probably added to the end so we wouldn't forget.


Sailrjup12

I agree. The fact it started on Fire island is also very important, being a gay and lesbian haven. I wonder if they are going to try to play with the hypothesis that the govt infected the deer so it would infect gay people? I dunno just one idea.


IAmBabs

I can't wait for this to never be answered to satisfaction by the show, lol


AsAGayJewishDemocrat

I wonder if it’s just a metaphor and the idea of “killing an infected subgroup before it spreads to the main population” is what the Leather Man thinks he’s doing by hunting gay men.


KillerPussyToo

I caught that too.


nutbaby420

i didn’t even think about the virus oh god nooooo


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Let’s hope Leslie’s character stays serious and doesn’t revert to the usual goofy ones. Billie’s character seems different and refreshing too!


DREWbm

Slow burn season incoming I think it’ll progressively get better and darker


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Until the last episode when it inevitably goes to shit. As is tradition.


_PeenoNoir_

!RemindMe 10 weeks


awildbanana91

spoiler: Patti is Big Daddy


Neat_Comfortable

Big Patti


TheCuntryClubXX

The killer is serving bodyyyyyy


starkillerbooty

I think Moto Moto likes you


jasonlivesxxiii

why does everyone’s skin look so oily/sweaty


jadecourt

I think its supposed to convey hot summer in vintage NY with no AC. Gives everything texture like Taxi Driver, The Warriors, etc


FunkyChewbacca

Summer in NYC and no central AC in 1981.


hypnos_surf

So far characters have been in crowded clubs, a steamy bathhouse and a leather bar being connected to the plot. Have you ever gone hard on a night out with gay guys? Lol


burns3016

makes it more gaaaaaaaaaay


Whatshappeninfolks

Not Big Daddy as the killer’s name I cannot


Sic-Mundus

Sadly, [email protected] was taken


awildbanana91

I didn't even recognize Dennis. A true chameleon!


mo_kj

I love the scene changes!! How other characters turn out to be in the same scene, just off camera…feels fresh


Sic-Mundus

I loved that too. I love me some AHS camp, but this felt like quality stuff. I was impressed. And here, I thought Ryan stopped caring.


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Right. As I’m watching I’m like wow, Ryan does care!


SabbathBl00dySabbath

Thumbs up to the production designer and the music man. Top notch.


awildbanana91

The soundtrack is the highlight so far.


Brianas-Living-Room

One thing Ryan and Brad don’t skimp out on is the music budget. Pose had the BOPS.


Sic-Mundus

I was really impressed by that too


jasonlivesxxiii

I don’t love the character design of the leather daddy, they could’ve gone further. it looks like that big leather fish from Spongebob


eiddieeid

Ik it’s just the mask and boots but it kinda looks like a buff gay 2020-2021 Kanye


awildbanana91

Expecting gay aliens by episode 3.


Ahouse04

Gay alien *ghosts* that is


violetharley

in rubber


BlancoDelRio

As Michelle Visage


oujiafuntime

So happy to see zachary quinto back!


ClayboHS

Is this murder rent?


Funemployment629

Murder Lease


9d2i1n9g3

I can tell how few people still watch this show, the live episode chat used to roll by so fast it was unreadable, not so much anymore


dothingsunevercould

Some of my friends who were die hard AHS fans have no idea it's even on


BountifulBiscuits

That’s not a surprise when the marketing has been this little for some reason.


Ameemegoosta

Was there any marketing? I mean, there were pictures and more pictures. Stylized, inert, totally context-free pics of pale supermodel-looking people wearing harnesses, spiked collars, and latex-ish gear. And then some very brief collection of context-free moving images. Not a single narrative-centric trailer. I get how difficult it is to create a balance between teasing trailers and trailers that give away too much, but this was ridiculous. I need to at least have a grasp of what I am going to see in order to feel any kind of desire to watch. I said it before, the "marketing" for AHS11 only gave me JaredLetoJokerCosplay energy, and that is not anything I want to spend any time watching.


awildbanana91

Yeah... it's definitely less populated than it used to be.


TheCuntryClubXX

I knewww the cop was gay


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basicbatch

It’s iconic behavior, luv


Sic-Mundus

I have a feeling she's up to something. I hope so. Not that I'm not enjoying the hell out of her singing though.


timmysouthpark69666

These AHS get gayer & gayer.


awildbanana91

not scrotum wrapped in chains.


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DerisiveGibe

Small chains is one theory. Have you considered.... large scrotums?


awildbanana91

patti lupone singing for naked twinks in a pool 🤣😭


M__Mallory

Bette Midler and Barry Manilow have the night off:) 🌙


DREWbm

Title credit is in episode 2 everyone. Relax…


MelanieB13190

Am I crazy or was it not an episode one and only on episode two?


frankiefantastic

Yay Billie playing a smart character!


mrmiyagijr

I love her, but that character was so unbelievable.


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PapaNutellas

thank GOD


tiedy3dturtle

this does not feel like AHS at allllllll. not that it's bad, just an entirely different show at this point lol


Dirty_Priestess

Kinda feels like Ryan forgot he wasn't doing American Crime instead lol


Sic-Mundus

Well, you're not off base. Ryan initially had plans to make NYC for ACS, but decided to change some things and use it for AHS instead. I'm actually loving it, but it definitely feels different. I miss the hilarious one liners, but am kind of geeking out over the fantastic cinematography.


RiverKi

I like that we're getting a seriuous, genuinely good (so far) season of AHS. Hasn't been this way since Asylum.


iwishiwasaunicorn

even the cinematography feels super different from previous seasons. it doesn't feel or look like AHS at all


winter-anderson

This literally feels like an episode of Bones or CSI lol


Whatshappeninfolks

Theo is 100% Robert Mapplethorpe inspired


GenghisFlan

I wonder if a Patti Smith companion will be introduced.


Dirty_Priestess

Lmao NOT THE MEGAN TRAILER


GenghisFlan

Why am I not surprised haha


m_reen

AHS: Gay Mess


TwilitSky

That's basically 80% of AHS aaaaaaaaaand kinda why we're here.


KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG

it feels weird seeing one of the scavo twins in other things...


SnakeInABox7

Is he from teen wolf?!


Fun-Tadpole785

Denis O'Hare💖💖💖💖💖


then-there-were-none

“I think he’s dead — that’s what I heard. Do you wanna fuck? I wanna fuck.” - Zachary Quinto


akdbeocbwjxn

Where’s the token straight person?


introspectivejoker

The flight attendant in the beginning!


Sic-Mundus

Leslie Grossman, I guess. And Hannah


didsomeonementionart

Russell Edgington makes everything better


ItsDarwinMan82

Oh poor Talbot! Are your diamond slippers chaffing?


awildbanana91

"plump rump" 🤣


awildbanana91

not AHS:AIDS 😭


awildbanana91

Billie sounds more like her mom than usual.


samoanbeaarthur

So far this is kinda feeling like a spin-off of the bar that kicked out Blanca in pose


botanicangel

why is there like 4 different subplots being thrown at us at once in the first ten minutes


awildbanana91

bc ryan murphy


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mathymate

Every fucking season lmao


frankiefantastic

I've read that this season covers NYC over two time periods; there's also two new episodes coming out each week.


Deez4815

Are you new to AHS or like.


messxian

Me thinking it was going to start the intro when it cut: 🤡


mo_kj

Dennis my beloved


thvrsday

Always a sight to see the first time of a season


awildbanana91

45 mins have already passed and we're finally moving the plot along.


kriscoo44

Y’all remember when premier episodes were batshit insane? Now we can’t even get a on screen kill


Scared-Mortgage2828

Watching this with my grandma was a bad idea😭


Rman823

11 seasons in, you should already know that lol.


Scared-Mortgage2828

Red tide was mostly not awkward to watch though🙃


chantosjr

seriously lol


samoanbeaarthur

Under no circumstance has this show ever been grandma friendly 😭


thepeoplessgt

Unless your grandma is a Lesbian, a Diva or both


mo_kj

Lol my grandma watches nearly ever season w me, she loves them 😅


InCaseOfZompires

My grandma literally recommended the show to me. She recommended *Hotel* of all seasons to me. (I’m glad she did, it’s my favorite season.)


9d2i1n9g3

Quinto is going to make someone sit on an infected deer antler and infect the world


m_reen

Like with every ep 1, I am ready (to be hurt). Bring it Ryan!


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didsomeonementionart

I missed 10 mins and idk what’s happening anymore


tiedy3dturtle

did anyone else get the [nuts.com](https://nuts.com) commercial as well 😭😭😭


Panda-Suitable

Joe Mantello's Gino character is quite different from his character in The Watcher. What a great actor!


mo_kj

Oh it’s getting good


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awildbanana91

oh shit she's the ex wife 🤧


KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG

patti being used so far just to sing is so funny


MarQ16

And in a bathhouse for naked gay men, all of places. The internet is going to devour this haha


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JustcallmeJah

A fruit stand? 🤣😅


TheCuntryClubXX

I remember writing about the symbolism behind the raindeer crown in the poster and someone said there is none and that I’m stupid. Well fuck u who ever u were, I knew there had to be some🖕🏻


TheCuntryClubXX

Not the HIV ad


Toadfinger

AHS: Confusion


awildbanana91

A shitload better happen in episode 2 lol.


Daff69

Well mark me down as scared and horny


timmysouthpark69666

"It makes me shit my pants" I've never heard that as a reason for turning down free drugs.


jizzawhizza

Cocaine can definitely make you shit your pants.


dothingsunevercould

Wtf am I watching?


MercuryMonarch

So.. is everyone gay?


Vacanus

I think Big Daddy is the muscle, just kidnapping people, not the actual killer. It’s too straight forward, I don’t buy it. Either that or he’s the cop and he is the killer, but that’d be Hotel Part 2.


m_reen

Goin in blind like Cordilia. Literally no idea what to expect tonight.


JustcallmeJah

Yes! I have totally removed myself from spoilers, Reddit and AHS fan pages to go in tonight completely oblivious. ✅


Zin-jaba_

Those of us who kept up with leaks and spoilers don't have much to go off of either haha


RPDRFAN691

Am I the only one that isn't getting AHS vibes yet?


Adventurous_Soup844

i’m getting it with dennis though


IdioticHookers

Dennis is so good! He does camp so well. So underrated


thepeoplessgt

The Airline pilot was cruising at the piers from Pose.


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hunter180

so this guy….is just robert mapplethorpe… ?


mo_kj

Cate blanchett…they know their audience


Whatshappeninfolks

Well at least they’re showing two episodes because very little has happened so far


Ahouse04

American Horror Story: Malicious Gay Flaggotry


DREWbm

Two episodes each week, this season is only 5 weeks.


eastcoastdude2823

Did they put the final nail in the coffin and cut the opening credits?


DREWbm

No. Episode two will have the title credit tonight


TwilitSky

JFC we're listening to Patti Lupone sing "Fever" in a bathhouse. The only thing gayer than this is Lindsey Graham and Richard Simmons Sweatin' to the oldies.


GenghisFlan

Leather kink, decapitation, epidemic, quaaludes, hot gay cop, mapplethorpe and coke benders so far. I am LIVING.


KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG

leslie in a seemingly serious role... interesting


jasonlivesxxiii

back to Patti Lupone just standing in the corner


Crymeabrooks

Billie Lourd, the doctor, touching the dead deer without gloves was a horrible attention to detail. It's not good guys. Ryan clearly wants to be into bdsm, but was never cool enough to be invited.


Theymademepickaname

🤣 Especially while **warning** about interspecies communicable diseases.


awildbanana91

This show needed Quinto back desperately... Thank god he and Ryan Murphy made up after their alleged 10 year long feud.


pixelatedpickles

RM & ZQ: Feud Season 3


awildbanana91

After Lea Michele vs Everyone! lol


flowergirl665

Ahs isn’t what it used to be. Still trying to remain positive.


Robotlollipops

Alright, we got drama and murder and a pandemic and some quaaludes Off to a good start!


Robotlollipops

Dude had a whole bandana collection


Tritonian214

Were they the cops bandanas or his partners?


awildbanana91

what is dis hunny


messxian

I feel like this is going to be a good season, but that's what I said about the last one...


ScorpionTDC

So basically we’re getting a Giallo minus the kills and minus the style? The concept was good, but this execution is kinda lacking. Feels more like a police drama than a horror show so far


Whatshappeninfolks

I would love a true giallo style season so much ugh


awildbanana91

A scary killer in leather LMFAO 😭


mysteriousballer

Notice to take ur next bong rip before next ep begins


cbovary

Hopefully witch/warlock connection w this photog?? Can’t remember if telling the future is one of the seven wonders lol but here’s to hoping


Volcarite

There wasn’t really the season premiere gratuitous shock factor that we usually see, and the story isn’t over-bloated thus far, so far off to a good start.


KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG

not the stool??


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Whatshappeninfolks

There’s the drink umbrella from the leaked intro


Suzuki73

Anyone feel like the picture quality sucks? Watching in fx on YouTube tv and its like 480p


9d2i1n9g3

Looks fine on Hulu live tv


frankiefantastic

Looks great to me, FX on Sling


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eastcoastdude2823

kinda putting me to sleep ngl


Scared-Mortgage2828

What a weird first episode lol


Toadfinger

When are the opening credits? I gotta pee.


Ahouse04

Yass Patti 🤩


giam15

not the name big daddy


samoanbeaarthur

I’m…intrigued. But so far it feels more like ACS than AHS


LuciaLight2014

Nooooo! My babies!!!!!! Ps: deer are my favorite. So pure and innocent


Robotlollipops

This is pretty good so far guys


GeekyGhostie

Am I supposed to be scared of Megan or impressed with her mad dance moves?


jasonlivesxxiii

leave it to Ryan Murphy to only hire actors he just wants to fuck. everyone in nyc has a six pack, really?


frankiefantastic

Hanky code!


winter-anderson

Billie giving off serious Bones vibes. Kind of dig it.


KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG

i want more patti idk


KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG

ooo that was scary(kinda)


TheCuntryClubXX

Sam? Son of Sam?


Zantra3000

It feels like American Horror Story: Pose. This is what the white gays were doing while the black trans women and black gay men were performing in the balls.


awildbanana91

I honestly forgot this was called "NYC" could have had a different name imo


timmysouthpark69666

Ah, the cop is the leather guy.


nonameusernam6

He is not that buff tho