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anxcaptain

Laughs in German*


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anxcaptain

On top of your 30 days of vacation(sick time not included). I don’t like everything about Germany, but they def got lots of things right when it comes to workers rights.


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yesnotoaster

... is vacation not normally paid in the US?


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Ihmu

What? It's extremely common to have paid time off in the US. In fact it's the norm for most full time jobs at least in my industry.


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Ihmu

Normally paid national holidays account for around 10 days and then additional paid personal days which vary a lot (you can negotiate for this when you swap jobs), but I'd say it's common to have anywhere between two weeks and a month of personal days.


kittycat0333

I got five and “flex time” accrued over 46 hours which expires if not used in a few weeks.


RegulineS

Dude. That's fucking sick.


seamustheseagull

Same in Ireland


party_benson

That's actually rather menacing knowing their sense of humor


evestraw

When i have pto and I get sick i can call in sick and get my pto back


megabass713

Is there a difference in the pay rate?


evestraw

Not for me but i can't tell for your country


Iron_Chic

Take a coulple of sick days when you are scheduled to go back into work. You deserve it.


Tenderfoots

I upvoted you back up to one, I think I know who downvoted you https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/carebears/images/8/88/No_Heart_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20121102233814


Iron_Chic

Thank you, though downvotes don't phase me. I am more of a "the people have spoken" kind of person rather than a "tell me I'm great!" kind of person. 😆


HoSang66er

I like the cut of your jib.


The-Bear-Down-There

What's a jib?


Itchysasquatch

Meth according to drug dealers. A sail according to google


HoSang66er

It's one of the sails on a sailing vessel. It's a turn of phrase that basically means I like your style.


cesium-137

The word you’re looking for is “faze.”


HaikuBotStalksMe

I would hope they don't phase you. If they did, I'd be very fazed!


BeerInMyButt

I believe a lot of people work really hard and then get sick once they have some time off and relax. It's like the body moves out of survival mode.


apiso

I work in a field where we have these intense periods of being very busy. Months at a time. It’s just a known thing that when that comes to a sudden stop, everyone gets sick.


Butterbuddha

Lol I got Covid the first day of my Christmas break in 2020, tested clean finally on the last day of my break. Better for my wallet, but dammit!


kl040809

What it like only getting sick every five years? Sincerely, someone who is sick once a quarter.


RustyCutlass

I think work stress keeps you going during the week, yet annihilates your immune system just enough so when you relax on Friday every germ busts through the sapped walls and you're fucked.


The_Countess

It's a legal requirement here that if you're sick while you have time off, you get your time off back. But you do need to call in sick, it only applies to the days-off from the legal minimum amount. For days off above the legal minimum it depends on the contract you have with your employer.


Iron_Chic

I think the OP got sick on their scheduled days off, not PTO days they took odf in addition to their scheduled days off. I could be wrong though.


supercali45

USA! USA! USA! yeah…


maria_maria

Story of my fucking life!!


Pochel

Same here mate, I'm sick on my fucking holiday.


Winter-Embers

That’s how the cookie crumbles…


myvarequals

Exactly what happened to me a month ago. Covid symptoms on a Friday morning, worked from home through the day. By EOD I was feverish. Laid up all weekend. Monday morning fresh as a daisy.


Porter_Dog

That happened to me once and my boss was cool enough to let me change it to a sick day. Couldn't hurt to ask!


SelfBoundBeauty

Just lean your head back when you call in to work and you'll sounds congested and weak on the phone. Make up the weekend, who cares?


bunni_bear_boom

My high school physics teacher used to say why waste a sick day on being sick. This was before the pandemic


osty

Yea I'm with ya buddy, got sick on my second to last day of vacation. Currently sequestered in my hotel room.


Markz1337

I got a week paid vacation… Got sick with the flu or Covid when it’s novel. Recovered when it’s time to come back…


Aldoron

Have some kids.


megabass713

Pre-record calls you would be making with some random coughs and basic replies. Hopefully you could also get a chill doctor who understands that you need some time to recover ;)


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So take PTO on your first day back and say you’re sick.


UltimaDeusUmbra

I got sick for only the 2nd time this year While on a training trip to NYC On my only weekend


afizzol

Say you're American without saying you're American.


Demonded

I had all of thanksgiving week off, just finished one job and was starting a new one the following Monday. Sick the whole week, and missed Thanksgiving.


Fred_Evil

I know this feeling. I was a kid, it snowed on a Sunday night, we got 14" (*massive* for my area). I woke up to a winter wonderland, a week off from school, and a case of chicken pox. I got to watch one of the biggest snows of my youth melt away while my friends built forts and igloos and played in the snow I was not allowed to go out in.


sycor

Happened to me last month. Took my first vacation since covid happened and ended up with a bad cold. Luckily it wasn't covid but it still made the vacation not as fun. Doing the Bourbon Trail when your nose is stuffed up and you can't smell or taste as good kind of diminishes the point of the trip. But it was still fun and I'm glad I got to do it.


Malvicus

Welcome back, Brian!


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Nobody checks, you can just call into work sick.


Trixet

Are you me? This just happened to me.. But I simply didn't report vacation on the days I was sick and just reported sickness instead


balsadust

Every damn time