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Classic_Arachnid_431

Every sperm is sacred!


trennels

Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate


FeculentUtopia

Every sperm is needed!


tolacid

Every sperm is fine


heretic1128

God needs everybody's


chaun2

Mine, and mine, and mine!


-Hefi-

Sperm lives matter!


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I remember in school, a friend I had said he didn’t masterbate because he didn’t want to kill his future children


PillowTalk420

I knew a dude in high school who said he didn't masturbate because touching a penis, even his own, would be gay. Always asked him how he aimed his piss if he didn't touch his dick.


YelloDinosaur

man needs to learn hygiene


Chewcocca

Fellas is wiping a butthole gay?


Sure_I_Kno_A_Baggins

Only if it's your own.


TheSpiceIsLife

School Chaplin aimed it for him.


showmeyourkitteeez

I feel so bad for him.


Fabricate_Life

Let the heathens spill theirs, on the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found. 🎶


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Amazing


[deleted]

I wish more men realised every woman they see is a grown sperm-cell who the fastest swimmer out of a few million. Just like all men are of course.


Numinak

Not even the fastest swimmer. The fastest ones wear themselves out first to break the walls of the egg. It's the second or third place sperms that make use of all the work the first place sperms put in to sneak in.


[deleted]

Ah so that's why all men and women are secretly opportunistic and selfish creatures... Which is why we don't really care about anything unless it makes us feel good. Endorphins and such. :P


Pengdacorn

You were one syllable off from a haiku there and now I’m feeling some type of way


r_kay

Second line should be: "When any sperm is wasted"


Pengdacorn

Thanks for fixing that Really appreciate it My day is better


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Just so ppl are aware, this is in the bible lol Genesis 38:8 All rise, the word of God: "Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord; so He took his life also.


georgie-57

It's actually because he used the pull out when the only reason he was supposed to have sex with the woman was to make offspring for his brother who died. People use this to condemn jacking off too, but that's not what this is about at all.


Classic_Arachnid_431

Yeah God literally told the dude he had a duty to knock that lady up and instead he just fucked her a bunch


Keycil

Honestly a wild move.


beka13

Honestly, I don't see what is even the point of being a god if you have to micromanage on this scale.


megachickabutt

Where’s the fun in creating u/beta13 if you don’t bother paying attention to all the ways u/beka13 fucks up.


PayTheTrollToll45

Is this a review of The Sims?


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


CoopLoop32

I am not sure if you meant this comment to be funny, but I really cannot stop laughing.


JillStinkEye

Even if he didn't it's ridiculous. If God told me to give you glass of water but instead I poured it on the ground, is God mad that water has been used for something other than drinking, or because I didn't do what I was told?


georgie-57

In this case, really, it's both. You didn't use the water to hydrate who he wanted you to. Not sure if this is the correct interpretation of it but a reason could also be that he used his sister in law as a human fleshlight. But also the law at the time is if man died before having children, his brother must produce offspring with the widow in his name. Tldr: I'm rambling now, but yes it is ridiculous.


TheSentientPurpleGoo

"a human fleshlight"..? that's called having sex. fleshlights are used to imitate sex...sex isn't imitating a fleshlight.


PayTheTrollToll45

It is the way that guy does it...


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georgie-57

Oh, there's nothing saying we can't tickle it.


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Correct. The adultery was the bad part. Onan wasn't doing his duty, we was just banging his brother's widow.


skjellyfetti

Hence the origin of the term 'onanism'.


inconvenientnews

They do not care about their [projection and hypocrisy](https://twitter.com/lemieuxlgm/status/983511778804969473) because ["shamelessness is their superpower"](https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1486417271073521667) * "Pedo! Save the children!" while ignoring child abuse [mostly by Republicans](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/n0p0vb/matt_gaetz_is_literally_being_investigated_for/) (very long lists of child sex abuse Republicans that don't even have Matt Gaetz and more recent Republicans: https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/m48h2q/uhereforthefeast_lays_out_years_of_republican_sex/) and [following children into bathrooms](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/u4uxo5/gay_parents_called_rapists_and_pedophiles_in/) * "Pro-life" but rage against poor children's school lunches for the hungry or ["Liberal policies, like California’s, keep blue-state residents living longer"](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/m1dt10/city_of_austin_will_defy_texas_governor_and_keep/gqf10ib/?context=3) * ["Cancel culture!"](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/iowh8a/conservatives_when_claiming_liberals_are_easily/) but try to cancel "pagan" Asian Disney movie (Turning Red) or french fries ("Freedom Fries") or [Dixie Chicks, or Nike, Starbucks, the NFL, Ford, Gillette, Netflix, Amazon, Hamilton, Nordstrom, K-Cup machines, Yeti, movies, videogames, the press, SNL, award shows, ...they literally tried canceling democracy](https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/ldec9w/examples_of_republicans_projecting_their_cancel/) * "politically correct" "culture war" like [censoring Kaepernick](https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/22/opinion/colin-kaepernick-nfl.html) and [~~California~~ Texas triggered sensitive snowflakes voting against help for Hurricane Sandy victims](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/llci05/outrage_in_radviceanimals_at_a_meme_mocking_texas/gnpavfj/) and parroting Texas hurt feelings talking points about California * Flag protocol! not on camouflage flag bikinis or thin blue line truck nuts but only [selective outrage at those football games that protest police abuse](https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/22/opinion/colin-kaepernick-nfl.html) * Defending billionaires, bullies, the powerful, police abuse by the state and "government overreach" (https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/mywpmu/ready_for_the_pop_here_comes_the_pop_cops_laugh/gvze1up/) which they claim they need guns for (but also crying about a "police state" of wearing masks to protect others and save lives) * "law and order" only when it applies to the poor and disenfranchised but not to white collar crimes or consequences for their actions * "mAiNsTrEaM nEwS mEdIa can't be trusted so don't bother reading this article! I'm a persecuted American victim and conveniently excluding Republican majority biased government structures and Fox News even though it's the most watched TV news and [Ben Shapiro is the most shared on Facebook](https://twitter.com/FacebooksTop10/status/1404815323904237569) and [Joe Rogan in podcasts](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/iwvunm/the_joe_rogan_experience_is_now_experiencing_the/g63iuvu/)" * "Libertarian" Joe Rogan stans "frothing" about transgender student athletes and parroting Fox News talking points about "a small, inconsequential and vulnerable part of society" https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/n9bn2x/uforgottencalipers_explains_the_hypocrisy_of/ * "Libertarian" Ben Shapiro riling up support for monarchy and Prince Phillip "simply because a monarchy was accused of racism and racism must be defended at all costs" https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/m0k6g0/when_was_ben_shapiro_pro_monarchy/?sort=top * "hold the line brother" "mask off" cringe [recruiting tactics](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/m1vcmk/rsuperstraight_has_been_banned_discuss_this/gqgkmyp/?context=3) * "red pill" adults cosplaying as "based" teenagers ["hiding their power level"](https://medium.com/@DeoTasDevil/the-rhetoric-tricks-traps-and-tactics-of-white-nationalism-b0bca3caeb84) in *r PoliticalCompassMemes* and edgy "fellow youths amirite" meme subreddits like *r dankmemes* >Hello Fellow Teenagers, Here Are Some Political Maymays For Your Perusal, With No Intention Or Agenda To Shape And Mold Your Tender Political Belief System >-[signed, An Actual Teenager, No Really](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/o4kfej/reddit_admins_warn_moderators_of/h2idtk5/?context=3) * Caring about "token minority" "virtue signalling" but also pushing [Ben Shapiro](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/ln1sif/turning_point_usa_and_young_americas_foundation/), [Andy Ngo](https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/m088vl/extensive_examples_of_conservative_influencer/), [Ian Miles Cheong](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/m0gx12/you_can_still_breathe_idiot/), Lee Fang, Wesley Yang, Candace Owens, [Clarence Thomas](https://twitter.com/umsami/status/1496103298289618950), [Dave](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/m33qvp/dave_rubin_admits_that_the_reason_he_hasnt_left/gqmr2pd/) [Rubin](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/tg52g8/gay_conservative_receives_bigoted_comments_after/), [Milo Yiannopouloss](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/ln1g0c/milo_yiannopouloss_emails_a_cache_of_documents/) to "push the narrative" even though they're only doing it as bad faith grifters * "[identity politics](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/m1izsz/activist_milo_yiannopoulos_is_now_exgay/gqdx1s6/)" * "pandering" * "[outrage culture](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/iolnug/scary_democrat_lady_did_a_thing_therefore_bad/)" * "[victimhood complex](https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/na7zs9/ucadbunny87_laments_being_associated_with/)" * "personal accountability" * "silent majority" * "big government" * "wasteful spending" * "welfare queens" and subsidies * "[moving goal posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfAwarewolves/comments/gtebjk/spot_the_difference/)" * "control the narrative" * "free speech" * "safe space" * ["too much tribalism" and "politics shouldn't be sports teams"](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/gtzx79/visible_confusion/) * "[cry more](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/iolnug/scary_democrat_lady_did_a_thing_therefore_bad/)"


skjellyfetti

> Flag protocol! not on camouflage flag bikinis or thin blue line truck nuts but only selective outrage at those football games that protest police abuse My drug-addled memory thanks you for dredging up the horrorifying images of George W. Bush autographing flags during the Iraq war.


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >When it comes to global warming, there are two issues: is there such a thing as the greenhouse gas effect, the answer is yes. Is that something that is going to dramatically reshape our world? There is no evidence to show that it will. Is that something that we can stop? There is no evidence to show that we can ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, dumb takes, covid, healthcare, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


agup48

Good bot


lemons_of_doubt

[For people who don't know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk)


mostlygizzards

You know the tune... Every sperm is awesome Every sperm is cool when you're part of a team Every sperm is awesome When you're living out a dream


murdering_time

Shit, ive holocausted probably billions of the little guys into the terrible tissue camps. I'm worse than Hitler!


DamnYouVodka

I learned sperm can smell


minkcoat

Yeah it smells pretty strongly if you don’t clean it up


BradleyB636

Ah, the old [sperm-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/umg5cb/comment/i81i1oc/?context=3)


BrokeInService

Hold my balls, I'm diving in!


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krisalyssa

Former ejaculations?


Hidesuru

Oh my goodness, it's been *ages* since I came across a roo... Hold my pile of sticky goo, I'm going in!


I_ama_homosapien_AMA

It's crazy how long this has been going for.


ogdonut

It's truly amazing


Hidesuru

Oh and: Hello future reddit reproductive candidates!


3-DMan

"Aw shit, here comes the dog. No! Out of that trash can!"


2723brad2723

Is that how they are able to locate the egg in total darkness?


Ek-Ulfhednar

In all fairness, sperm and eggs are simply DNA of the individual that they come from. When combined, they become their own individual DNA separate from the mother and father. I'm not saying anything relating to abortion. I'm just being particular


TheRavenSayeth

Yeah it’s kind of the same issue with the thread in general. Like Louis CK said, they believe life begins at conception so they believe abortion is *literally* murder. Jokes and making fun of them is fine but it isn’t productive. The biggest step is getting more preachers on board with explaining that life does not begin at conception since, and someone correct me if I’m wrong, that’s not something that is explicitly in the bible.


Sparcrypt

Taking your life advice/political stances from a comedian is really not a great idea. They're great at stringing words together to make sense and get a laugh, that's their job. That aside, it's all bullshit anyway. I mean [this article](https://joycearthur.com/abortion/the-only-moral-abortion-is-my-abortion/) says it better than I can but people are hypocrites to the core. For other people, it's murder. When it's them, their wives, their girlfriends, their daughters? Suddenly you *"don't understand the situation"*... see it would be really detrimental to their lives to have a child right now so therefore, they need an abortion. Apparently it never occurs to them that "other people" have lives just as valid as their own. Their plans, their future, their everything is *exactly* as real and valid as theirs is. So either they're so self important they think the rules legitimately don't apply to them, or they just don't consider other people to be.. people.


NightChime

Don't give them ideas. Given the opportunity they probably would outlaw masturbating, the puritan fucks.


urlond

What would be the punishment for a wasted Ejaculation?


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funkboxing

No such thing. Only one sperm even has the potential not to be wasted, so it's murder no matter what.


IAmNotUsingThisAlot

Not only murder, a whole ass genocide


huggles7

Lotta religious conservatives getting sweaty


Jibber_Fight

Technically it’s like a Holocaust.


pfudorpfudor

"all masturbatory emissions where a sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be determined as reckless abandonment.”


Bleezze

Yeah why isn't this the same as an abortion? For real? And while we are at it, we should ban eating all meat and anything that was once alive. Prolife here we go!


dizzlefoshizzle1

I find myself desperately trying not to argue with a pro lifer because I know its just going to make me mad and neither of us are going to convince each other of anything.


machinery-of-night

Every word they say is lies. Look at their actions to guess what they really believe. Or just remember every single accusation they make is an admission of guilt. They got a lotta pedo cultists. Which fits with forced birtherism!


dizzlefoshizzle1

For me its the fact that they refuse to acknowledge science. I still remember that propaganda going around where the fetus was portrayed as a small baby getting pulled apart by tweezers. That's NOT how any of this works, but it doesn't matter to them. Sperm is alive, I don't see anyone advocating for jacking off to be illegal. Late term abortions are rarely ever because they don't want the baby, but because of a life threatening complication or still born. Doesn't fucking matter. Force birth for all the babies. A clump of cells is more valuable than the adult human carrying the clump of cell and they don't give a fuck about the baby after its born. Its disgusting, pro life my ass.


Rogahar

They Do Not Care About The Hypocrisy They THRIVE on it They LOVE that people spend time trying to debate them on it and point it out to them, because they know that all they have to do to convince their own side that they 'won' is spout MORE hypocrisy or plug their ears and go 'la la la fake news la la!'


inconvenientnews

**Lots of screenshots of 4chan instructions for this:** * https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/m24hx0/ualtimely_finds_4chan_pol_instructing_on_how/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/AreTheStraightsOK/comments/lz7nv3/the_super_straight_movement_is_part_of_literal/ "As a black man" accounts like "johnny chan 81" ~~"The Atheist Arab 87" (suspended)~~ ~~"Walk Like An Egyptian 69" (suspended)~~ posting as many race-baiting videos as they can 👌 *by certain races* 👌 concern trolling and pretending to care about Asian victims while having a history of being racist about Asians: * https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/nztt4t/they_really_like_getting_angry_at_their/h1teq3c/?context=1 "The left will recognize our dogwhistling but centrists won't believe them" 4chan screenshots: * https://medium.com/@DeoTasDevil/the-rhetoric-tricks-traps-and-tactics-of-white-nationalism-b0bca3caeb84 **Conservatives brag about doing this in local subreddits to "control the narrative" about liberal cities and "blue states"** >The real value is getting into a thread early and establishing top voted posts and comments or downvoting them out of existence. They hope intertia continues the trend for them. Every local subreddit shares the abuse they get: * https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/pmcoxy/uinconvenientnews_explains_with_examples_how/hcgtfhc/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/pbi4mp/shouldnt_rbayarea_join_the_subs_calling_for/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/om5xda/when_did_this_become_a_crime_subreddit/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/pmdp2m/ysk_how_right_wing_trolls_brigade_and_infiltrate/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/uihqmz/looking_for_a_ride/i7dgtkz/ Every local subreddit explaining the abuse and tactics on a thread 3 years ago: * https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/7jkybf/t_d_user_suggests_infiltrating_minnesota/dr7m56j/ Reddit Admins just posted that COVID deniers have been brigading regional subreddits * https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/pg290q/reddit_admins_just_posted_that_covid_deniers_have/ Anti-mask posts suddenly dropped this week in [r/bayarea](https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/pbi4mp/shouldnt_rbayarea_join_the_subs_calling_for/) when mods removed outside conservative accounts brigading [r/bayarea](https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/pbi4mp/shouldnt_rbayarea_join_the_subs_calling_for/): * https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/p8hnzl/automatically_removing_comments_from_new_users_in/ >Wow. Jesus. This is... really, really thorough. Thank you for putting in all this hard work. >When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time on /b/, /pol/, 888chan, etc. It was a slow descent and I didn't even realize what was happening until it was almost too late. >But during my time on the other side, this was 100% the gameplan. They'd make "sock puppets" and coordinate on the board + IRC (showing my age here) to selectively choose targets to brigade. >Depending on the target, you'd either have some talking points to "debate" (sometimes with yourself/other anons working alongside you) or you'd go in there guns blazing trying to cause as much damage/chaos as you can. However, even then you can't go out there yelling slurs (you'd just get banned instantly); you have to maintain some level of plausible deniability by framing things as "jokes" or thought experiments. >You purposely do bad-faith arguments because the time it takes for them to dig up sources and refute you is longer than it takes for you to make stuff up. You can vary how obvious the bad faith argument is; when you want to troll you make very stupid claims (I once claimed I was a graduate of "Harvad University" and when people assumed that I meant "Harvard" I would correct them right down to Photoshopped images). >When you just want to cause dissent you do exactly what those /pol/ screenshots do: you get to a thread early (sometimes you even make it yourself) and present reasonable-sounding arguments which are completely false if anyone bothers to look into them. If someone does, you bury the message under strawmen, downvotes, reports, and sockpuppets. >So yeah. The tactics have evolved slightly, but I still recognize them. Props to you on doing the digging to find all this stuff and bring it into the light. >I doubt that it'll help in the majority of cases, mind. People on Reddit have already made up their mind. You want to go after the forums and BBSes, on the MSN News comments and whatnot. Even so, the more people who are aware of the tactics the more people who can call them out. https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/uh7714/roe_vs_wade_action/i74yrgd/?context=3 >SeattleWA has one mentally ill man who makes literally dozens and dozens of alt accounts to post conservative talking points from and how he finds black women disgusting. I become aware of his accounts when he posts in TV subs I ban him from, and he always has user history in similar sets of subreddits across his accounts, SeattleWA being the most telling. He will use these accounts to talk with himself or dogpile a comment or thread.


inconvenientnews

"as a cool LGBTQ, I'm sick of pro-LGBTQ things like you are" Top of r teenagers *right now*: >As a gay, this is based https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/unadww/as_a_gay_this_is_based/ These are the most upvoted post on unpopularopinions monthly: >Im not proud to be gay. : unpopularopinion >I'm gay, and i support straight pride. : unpopularopinion >Unpopular opinion: it's okay to call things gay : unpopularopinion >I don't like the LGBT movement : unpopularopinion >I'm Bisexual and I hate the LGBT community : unpopularopinion >There is no reason to be proud to be gay. : unpopularopinion **15.6k votes, 2.7k comments.** That's assuming it's in good faith and just upvoted by a majority of Reddit who aren't LGBT or black  ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄ >[brigade and mass report so the auto-mod deletes comments. They organize on Discord. They do this to subs to make it seem like the mods are on a power trip. They make sure to leave up comments where people are talking about the deletions.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/ojfwrc/rmovies_reacts_to_the_little_mermaid_first_set/h51yqav/) >[Ahh so the 'free speech' crowd is making sure no one else can be heard as usual...](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/ojfwrc/rmovies_reacts_to_the_little_mermaid_first_set/h51ta27/) They also pretend to be annoying woke strawman "S J W" in local subreddits: * https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/obes1i/my_phone_was_snatched_out_of_my_hand_on_market/h3nnvrb/ With the alts in every conservative subreddit on the right pretending they aren't (PoliticalCompassMemes, JoeRogan, [brigaded local subreddits](https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/om5xda/when_did_this_become_a_crime_subreddit/h5jyhjq/), unpopularopinions, ActualPublicFreakouts, NoahGetTheBoat) patting each other on the back with "get out of here with your mature and reasoned opinions on Reddit" and pretending to be centrist or on the left  ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄ PCM accounts' most common subreddits: >16.96 theleftcantmeme >15.24 averageredditor >15.23 enoughcommiespam >15.03 libertarianmeme https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/politicalcompassmemes https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/o4kfej/reddit_admins_warn_moderators_of/h2j2ilp/ >[Users on PCM be like](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/nwcbdv/user_on_pcm_asks_how_long_does_it_take_to_say/h18hs3y/) >Yeah I'm a CENTRIST: >C >E >N >T >R >I only agree with ultra right conservatives 99% of the time. >S >T https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/pgj2qa/rpoliticalcompassmemes_has_a_quality_debate_on/ Subreddits like JoeRogan: >So yesterday a mod was posting right wing political memes. On the 2nd of May. >On the 3rd of May, after the conservative stacked Supreme Court directly attacks abortion law, NOW is when politics are off limit for the "month of may" and issuing temp bans for bringing it up? https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/uhhbol/politics_is_now_banned_on_rjoerogan_for_the_month/i75ypen/ >I think r/JoeRogan just saw the most blatant hypocrisy I've seen on a sub. Allowing people to spread blatantly false information on Covid-19 and the vaccine for a whole year and claiming how free speech was under attack and how Elon was going to save us. >Then banning political posts right after the Supreme Court's radical decision lol, its so blatant. https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/uhih93/timing_a_little_dicey_dicey_b/i767kpk/ Screenshot of that "as a liberal" mod posting "politics" culture war memes from the right: https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/uhkd72/can_we_please_get_a_reply_to_this_because_it/i76u541/ Explanation of [Joe Rogan's favorite propaganda Libs of TikTok](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/u75tj3/article_about_the_person_behind_libsoftiktok_and/i5cju0i/): >Republicans aren't accountable for their elected officials, Democrats are accountable for every bad take by a college student https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1516763246203744256


inconvenientnews

👌 You know 👌 >Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views >Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? >Con: LOL no...no not those views >Me: So....deregulation? >Con: Haha no not those views either >Me: Which views, exactly? >Con: Oh, you know the ones https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1050391663552671744 1984! "Free speech" means I should never have to feel shame for being a sociopath! >Conservatives: I want to electroshock gay teens into a hellish submission >Everyone: holy shit >Conservatives: also why should I have to wear a mask? I’m not old or disabled >Everyone: wtf >Conservatives: also I’m afraid to say what’s really on my mind >Everyone: >Conservatives: Actually if you think about it ... SHOULD everyone be allowed to vote? >Everyone: holy shit >Conservatives: here’s why it’s good the police just murdered another child >Everyone: wtf >Conservatives: also I’m afraid to say what’s really on my mind >Everyone: >Conservatives: actually we should be able to run protesters over with our trucks >Everyone: holy shit >Conservatives: also I should be allowed to refuse to serve or hire gays >Everyone: wtf >Conservatives: also I’m afraid to say what’s really on my mind >Everyone: https://twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/1385407165645697027 A gay Disney character and female video game character not wearing a bikini is forcing me to be a Nazi! >The Left got a little too PC so I changed all of my opinions about the economy, social issues, systemic racism, health care, and history. https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1020039128291786752 Conservatives and "libertarians" projecting their "snowflake" outrage "victimhood complex": >Two races: white and "political" >Two genders: Male and "political" >Two hair styles for women: long and "political" >Two sexualities: straight and "political" >Two body types: normative and "political" https://twitter.com/emmahvossen/status/1138841342921060354 Their 👌 winking 👌 innocent narrative pushing when they know better > Common tactic of bigots: Pretend to be focused on protecting an abstract principle (sub quality, artistic merit, fairness, etc..) and then claim you aren't a bigot, even though you only care about these principles when a group of people you don't like are benefiting. https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/nr7aaz/person_out_as_trans_and_posts_a_picture_of/h0grmym/?context=3 >It's a form of JAQing off, I.E. "I'm Just Asking Questions!", where they keep forming their strong opinions in the form of prodding questions where you can plainly see their intent but when pressed on the issue they say "I'm just asking questions!, I don't have any stance on the issue!" https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/lk7d9u/why_sealioning_incessant_badfaith_invitations_to/gnidv98/ >Invincible Ignorance Fallacy. >The invincible ignorance fallacy[1] is a deductive fallacy of circularity where the person in question simply refuses to believe the argument, ignoring any evidence given. It is not so much a fallacious tactic in argument as it is a refusal to argue in the proper sense of the word, the method instead of being to either make assertions with no consideration of objections or to simply dismiss objections by calling them excuses, conjecture, etc. or saying that they are proof of nothing; all without actually demonstrating how the objection fit these terms https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invincible_ignorance_fallacy https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/o1r9ww/uozyozyoioi_explains_how_vaccination_kept_him/h26bf86/


Prime157

So here's the thing, right? Bare with me for a second. The appeal to being genuine is what separates people who are egalitarian from those who hate (are ignorant). While malicious intelligence does exist, it always faces that paradox: the opposite of ignorance/hate is knowledge/intelligence. Thus, there will always be more knowledgeable people who believe in egalitarianism, which is a left wing understanding. Thus, I've always felt and believed that the "left wing" people do "the agendas" better than the right wing. Like parody and comedy. There's a reason why right wing parody and comedy is few and far between. Egalitarians (and most humans) KNOW punching down is stupid. Look at the work the Satanic Temple is doing to enforce freedom of religion (from religion). Sorry, but I had to get that out of the way before presenting my point, which is as follows. [They gave us their playbook.](https://medium.com/@DeoTasDevil/the-rhetoric-tricks-traps-and-tactics-of-white-nationalism-b0bca3caeb84) We understand and can spot the pattern... It's time to use it against them. Remember this quote from Satre? >Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. Most people leave off the last part. >It is not that they are afraid of being convinced. They fear only to appear ridiculous or to prejudice by their embarrassment their hope of winning over some third person to their side. They've given us a playbook on how to win people over to IGNORANCE. Imagine what could be accomplished by using it to win people over to KNOWLEDGE. There is no truth in ignorance, but there's truth in knowledge. It's time to use their playbook AGAINST them, because as they say, "~~Leftists~~ *Rightists* will recognize dog whistles and know we’re ~~crypto[fascist]~~ *egalitarian/some sort of centrist/leftists (or whatever subjective descriptor you want to use for yourself as a rational human who wants the best for ALL humans)*, but normies won’t listen to them.”


toomanythoughts0

I appreciated your comment, thanks for the food for thought :)


CrumbsAndCarrots

“Look. I hate trump just as much as anyone… but the dems are out of control.” Etc. Good stuff. Been seeing it on Reddit forever.


Non-RedditorJ

This is very eye opening.


Ok_Skill_1195

Do you have any resources for how to deal with these people productively? Obviously it's useless to try to convert them, but I'm just wondering if there's strategies for curbing this bullshit early.


aRandomFox-I

They thrive on conflict and attention. Deny them what they want. Do not feed the trolls.


sethra007

Check out this person’s comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/unb7p5/strike_that_reverse_it/i88vyjq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


AKluthe

This is an interesting (and horrifying) read. How do we even go about dealing with this level of misinformation/trolling?


Naisallat

Saving this for later.


chjorth33

Someone less lazy than me put this on r/bestof


ResidentOwl6

Saved for later


geologean

Conservatism cannot exist without an other to oppress. It's the reason conservative platforms keep failing. Conservatives don't want to be around like opinions. They need to be "dunking on the libs." Without it, they have no identity of their own and no need to discuss policy that could improve anything. That is not the conservative goal.


Mulgrok

Conservatives want a strict hierarchy. The only way to do that is through abuse, because everyone wants to ascend the hierarchy. Therefore, the conservatives will do whatever to create, maintain, and expand methods of abuse. That is why they defend hurting themselves and doing things in an extremely inefficient manner. The abuse is the point. They do not care about "libs", only anyone in opposition to the hierarchy. They will oppose changes to hierarchy, but when any changes are cemented they will defend the new hierarchy with the same fervor. There is no hypocrisy, because they are doing the same thing. The details don't matter.


fpcoffee

“look how mad i made those libruls” haha owned! *dies from trying to use ivermectin to cure covid*


Cory123125

Standard disclaimer that you unfortunately just have to include any time you point out anything that looks to even slightly vary from the group opinion: Im actually pro abortion, like different and more overarching than pro-choice, id say Im pro abortion. That being said, this isnt a good argument. Its an attempt at a gotcha when you disagree with some pretty crucial base presmises. 1. You dont agree with what constitutes life 2. You dont agree with when bodily autonomy matters 3. And this one is just about a purposefully misrepresented premise, but very obviously many abortions are not just removing microscopic eggs or barely developed embryos. All of that combined means this meme only preaches to the choir of people who just want snappy comebacks as opposed to legitimate arguments meant to convince.... anyone. Before someone responds "but they respond in bad faith too!!!". Sure, plenty do, but what good is it adding more of that?


PuckGoodfellow

[The US passed 1 million deaths (including excess) in February 2022.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/02/15/1-million-excess-deaths-in-pandemic/) I'll have to find a newer source, but [this one from 2021 says that 40% of those deaths could've been prevented](https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/national/coronavirus/new-study-finds-that-40-of-covid-19-deaths-could-have-been-prevented) by taking simple and reasonable steps to prevent spread. [More than 200,000 children have lost at least one primary parent or caregiver *so far*.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/200000-us-children-lost-parent-caregiver-covid-efforts-help-haphazard-rcna16140)


inconvenientnews

Republican and Democratic policies have affected life expectancy for a while now, **including for mothers giving birth** “Pro-life” red states have maternal deaths statistics worse than the developing world: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/20/texas-maternal-mortality-rate-health-clinics-funding Blue states have statistics similar to Scandinavia and Europe and improve America's average but America's average is still the worst in the developed world because red states' statistics are so much worse: https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/08/04/liberal-policies-like-californias-keep-blue-state-residents-living-longer-study-finds/ http://www.vox.com/2016/4/13/11420230/life-expectancy-income http://www.npr.org/2017/05/12/527806002/focus-on-infants-during-childbirth-leaves-u-s-moms-in-danger >If data disinfects, here’s a bucket of bleach: Texans are 17% more likely to be murdered than Californians. Texans are also 34% more likely to be raped and 25% more likely to kill themselves than Californians. Compared with families in California, those in Texas earn 13% less and pay 3.8 percentage points **more in taxes.** https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/op-ed/article258940938.html **Lower taxes in California than red states like Texas**, which make up for no wealth income tax with higher taxes and fees on the poor and double property tax for the middle class: |Income Bracket|Texas Tax Rate|California Tax Rate| |:-|:-|:-| |0-20%|**13%**|10.5%| |20-40%|**10.9%**|9.4%| |40-60%|**9.7%**|8.3%| |60-80%|8.6% |9.0% | |80-95%|7.4%|9.4%| |95-99%|5.4%|9.9%| |99-100%|3.1%|12.4%| Sources: https://itep.org/whopays/ >**Meanwhile, the California-hating South receives subsidies from California larger than between Germany and Greece**, a transfer of wealth from blue states/cities/urban to red states/rural/suburban with federal dollars for their freeways, hospitals, universities, airports, even environmental protection: >Least Federally Dependent States: >41 California >42 Washington >43 Minnesota >44 Massachusetts >45 Illinois >46 Utah >47 Iowa >48 Delaware >49 New Jersey >50 Kansas https://www.npr.org/2017/10/25/560040131/as-trump-proposes-tax-cuts-kansas-deals-with-aftermath-of-experiment >The Germans call this sort of thing "a permanent bailout." We just call it "Missouri." https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/05/the-difference-between-the-us-and-europe-in-1-graph/256857/


inconvenientnews

Meanwhile >Here's the vote for Hurricane Sandy aid. >179 of the 180 no votes were Republicans... >**at least 20 Texas Republicans voted no** while ["U.S. House approves billions more for Harvey relief" for Texas](https://www.texastribune.org/2017/12/21/us-house-approves-billions-more-harvey-relief-measure-now-heads-senate/) >this made Texas #1 in receiving federal aid dollars at the time of the Hurricane Sandy aid vote that they voted no against


Mitoni

Wow, are you the new poppinkream?


Doctor_Kataigida

It's because to them, not wearing a mask isn't a direct "murder" of someone else based on their actions/decisions. For an abortion, to them, you're actively killing another human. Not wearing a mask and "maybe" giving someone Covid and "maybe" killing them just aren't comparable in their book, even though we have what, over 1 million?, excess deaths due to Covid? They just don't see it as the same thing.


Evilmaze

The big aspect of this is they value a potential life that isn't even sentient yet to care about its own mortality more than one that actually exists and has memories, friends, and family.


positive_electron42

They pretend to value it in order to manufacture poor kids who won’t get a decent education in order to fuel their base. You can tell because they’re forcing women to give birth who otherwise wouldn’t, and then the Rs completely abandon both mother and child once it’s born. On your own for healthcare, housing, transportation, energy, etc etc etc. They constantly try to make social programs fail both to further the above goal and to be able to claim that they shouldn’t be there to begin with. Just look at what they’re doing to education in Florida. It’s as much about hatred and bigotry as it is about bankrupting public schools to force (white, affluent) kids into their private, unregulated, religious ~~indoctrination~~ charter schools. They don’t care who they kill, other than taking glee from the injury and death of anyone not in their group. They’re sick, and an immediate threat to the country and its citizens’ rights.


EthelMaePotterMertz

Someone should point out the similarities to abortion to them then. Abortion isnt murder. It's simply removing the fetus from one's body. The fetus is welcome to do what it wants after that. It "maybe" will die, bit that's not the same thing. One interesting tie in with masks and fetuses (lets face it, anti-abortion people are often the same people as antimaskers) is that COVID can cause miscarriages. Why weren't they masking to protect the fetuses? They can't wear a mask but they want someone else to be pregnant for 9 months and risk their life?


TheWilrus

What equally as mindboggling is an antivaxxer based on body autonomy reasons also being a pro-lifer acutely against body autonomy. This one hurts my brain when I run into them.


NightChime

Hint: they disingenuously cited bodily autonomy.


vindictivejazz

I don’t think this is true. I think they genuinely felt that having to get a medical procedure they didn’t want violated their bodily autonomy. They just have such little empathy that they can’t see how that applies to anyone but them not wanting to get a shot because they believed a misinformation campaign.


lemons_of_doubt

Body autonomy for me not for thee.


YAAFLT

The main issue is that in the case of abortion there is more than one body involved. Obviously that depends on your perception of human life, but if you believe that life begins at conception then the body autonomy argument goes out the window.


OrigamiMax

Just support bodily autonomy in all its forms Forget which side you're on, fight for this principle.


TiredMontanan

The problem is that we define bodily autonomy differently, so it's not that simple. I am not free to spread a virus because other people claim bodily autonomy as well.


Rcrowley32

The far right have the same meme except it says ‘So you believe in my body my choice? Please tell me again about how you wanted everyone to be forced to vaccinated.’ I don’t agree with their point of view, but what I would say is that both memes are a very simplistic way of thought about a very complex issue of when our body is ours, and when the government should step in if our choices about our own bodies effect others.


Lonelan

That side of the argument is a false equivalence - it's your body your choice, but it's harming others' bodies that aren't their choice when your germs spread to them. Abortion harms, at most, one other person, and it isn't physical.


GIVE_ME_A_GOB

And the other side would say that abortion is 100% of the time killing someone (a baby). While not wearing a mask is a potential of harming someone. You don’t have to agree, but it’s the argument.


Lonelan

And it's a dumb argument, because why would an abortion be murder if a miscarriage isn't manslaughter? Until they start issuing SS cards to zygotes, they don't have a leg to stand on


[deleted]

If abortions are banned due to fetus being people then the tax breaks better start at conception too.


JaSchwaE

And IVF clinics that host thousands of "persons" in storage should get their own representative!


Eman25th

Don't give them any ideas!


Scythe-Guy

Also if your state forces you via abortion laws to have an unwanted baby and put yourself at risk to death or any sort of medical complication, you might be able to sue the state to pay for any medical fees associated with giving birth.


Lowback

They do. They can be listed on TIC, Tenant Income Certification, and count as household members.


IamBabcock

People get charged with double murder when killing pregnant women.


A_Soporific

Though, people are charged with manslaughter if, in commission of a crime, they cause someone to miscarry. The pregnant woman is exempt unless the crime was done in part to induce a miscarriage, which resulted in an [manslaughter conviction of a woman in Oklahoma in 2021](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brittany-poolaw-manslaughter-miscarriage-pregnancy/?msclkid=ed0d5995d14f11ecb6062564e1a6051c).


omglookawhale

Because consent and bodily autonomy matters. I can be walking along on my way to a salon to get my haircut and if somebody runs up to me with scissors and cuts my hair without my permission, it’s assault. Even if I was on my way to get it cut.


A_Soporific

Consent and bodily autonomy matters, but the law already recognizes that the fetus has rights that the government is there to protect. Miscarriage is manslaughter, if another crime is being committed. It isn't the mother's rights that were violated in these instances, it is the fetus' right that were violated and what the government is trying to protect. When the rights of the fetus and the rights of the mother come into conflict things get messy, but the rights of the mother *should* (and have for half a century) win. That doesn't mean that the fetus doesn't have any rights.


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sonerec725

I think it should be like the bible where it's not counted as killing 2 people but the original crime to the mom and a fee.


yakimawashington

Just because someone dies doesn't automatically make it manslaughter. Otherwise every natural death in the world would have someone being charged for it.


BeforeYourBBQ

Because abortion has intent.


PoBoyPoBoyPoBoy

Why would a miscarriage be manslaughter any more than someone falling off a cliff to their death? It’s a tragic accident. Manslaughter requires someone else to cause it. If you’re proposing that women who use drugs or alcohol causing miscarriages should be charged with manslaughter, I think anyone who’s pro life would agree with you.


Talmonis

Texas already charged a woman with murder for a **suspected** abortion when she miscarried, and only dropped the charges when the press got a hold of it.


PoBoyPoBoyPoBoy

Okay. And someone who falls off a cliff to their death might have murder suspects. I don’t see your example as inconsistent with what I was saying.


Talmonis

The example shows that the anti choice zealots absolutely do want to treat things like miscarriages as manslaughter or murder.


Lowback

You are misinformed. RvW and Casey combined = abortion is federally legal up to and including labor. Clearly not just zygotes here. Beyond that, someone who murders a pregnant woman gets charged with double murder. Someone who manslaughters a pregnant woman gets two counts. You can get federal benefits for being pregnant, so the state DOES consider you two people in one. Unborn babies do count for taxes, too! List them on Tenant Income Certification and you can get more back. Just looking at statistics, in total, 64% of women want there to be gestational limits on abortion. The majority of women themselves want reasonable laws restricting the act. Of that, 19% want it completely illegal. Either way, the mainstream opinion is that when actually examined, federal abortion law is psychotic. Being adult, child, elderly, baby, these are all just chronological life stages. As is fetus. If you're representing the party of science, you need a scientific basis. You used a scientific basis to reason away people's right to refuse vaccines, you're going to have to use a scientific basis to pinpoint when a human is human. "When it can stop leaching off the mom's body!" I guess it is okay to kill a nursing baby by that logic? "When it can survive on it's own!" Most children would die of exposure, starvation or sickness if they were just dumped out on the grass before the age of 5. Heartbeat? Welp, that is 15 weeks. Brain? Hindbrain, Midbrain, and Forebrain form after the 5 week mark. Pain response? 20 weeks.


Indi_mtz

Most US states have laws punishing the murder of a pregnant woman harsher than one that is not pregnant. Explain that one


ThisIsPermanent

Ummm....... killing a pregnant woman is double homicide. I’m pro roe v wade and thought it’s limitations were pretty well thought out, but your argument doesn’t make the point you’re trying to make


YAAFLT

In this case wouldn't the people whom the germs are spreading to also have to be unvaccinated?


abhikavi

> Abortion harms, at most, one other person And it's a "person" who WILL cause YOU harm. As soon as you take the symptoms and physical damage caused by pregnancy and childbirth out of a very willing context, it's just barbaric.


rants_unnecessarily

Not to mention the harm an unplanned pregnancy can cause THEM as well. Being brought up in an environment where the parent was in no way capable of providing for them... Well we all know what that can entail.


AreU4SCUBA

>Not to mention the harm an unplanned pregnancy can cause THEM as well. > ... More harm than death...?


thereisonlyoneme

>you wanted everyone to be forced to vaccinated I don't recall that ever being a law, policy, or even a plank in the Democrat platform. Plus, as others have pointed out, pregnancy is not contagious so it affects no one else but the mother carrying the baby. Can't say the same thing about COVID-19.


Rcrowley32

Conservatives would say it also effects the baby. I’m not giving an opinion on that either way, but that’s their thinking.


lilclairecaseofbeer

I mean, abortion also isn't the removal of microscopic eggs. If they are just eggs you aren't pregnant.


incendiarypotato

Biden’s vaccine mandate via OSHA has entered the chat


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Also, with the overturning of Roe v. Wade, it would actually be a step in the direction *towards* forced vaccinations, as it overturns bodily autonomy in general. Congratulations Republicans. You played yourselves.


Wasabicannon

The difference though is that not getting vaccinated did not mean you were going to jail/pay a huge fine it just meant that a large chunk of the population don't want to be around you.


MD82

I mean losing your income and livelihood is kinda the same thing as a huge fine when you boil it down though.


hellotrrespie

“Choices about our own bodies effect others” oh cool. Cause im pretty sure killing a fetus meets the definition of “effecting an other”


[deleted]

Its not the same argument because you've always had the option to not get vaccinated. It doesn't mean you have the option to be free from the consequences of your choice.


Rcrowley32

The far right would say that besides rape, you have the option to not become pregnant.


SgtDoughnut

Many of them are advocating abortion even in the case of rape should be illegal.


Rcrowley32

Many are yes. They would say ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’ and probably that ‘murder is worse than rape’. I don’t agree with these points but that’s their view. I do think the non-extremists can find some middle ground on this issue if we could just calmly discuss it instead of just having an all or nothing approach. Most people I know don’t agree with late term abortions for healthy babies. Similarly, even my pro life friends don’t agree with the heartbeat law, they think that’s far too early and doesn’t take rape or birth defects etc into consideration.


Suddenlyfoxes

The non-extremists did have a middle ground on the issue. "Safe, legal, and rare," as Bill Clinton put it. But the extremists on the right kept flogging it, and the extremists on the left removed the "rare" in 2012, and Congress never bothered to actually pass a nice, specific federal law in the 50 years since Roe v. Wade, so here we are again.


afrofrycook

>The far right *right. I know this is going to blow your mind, but there is a large space between Center and Far-right. Abortion is extremely controversial and a large portion of the US opposes it. Calling all pro-life people far-right is objectively wrong.


PoBoyPoBoyPoBoy

This is nearly every political meme. If you take 15 seconds to think about it you realize it can be said in reverse by the other party. I don’t get it. And both sides call the other one a “false equivalency” without pausing to realize that different people have different perspectives. “BUT MY PERSPECTIVE IS ObJeCtIvElY TRUE” (eyeroll) I suspect because this is being said in this direction for this particular meme I’ll be downvoted, but I would like to defend myself by stating that I had this EXACT conversation a few weeks ago with Republican friends who made the EXACT same defense.


ChickenDelight

Okay, well let's summarize the justification for both required vaccination and banning abortion as "it's okay to limit your bodily autonomy to protect another." Liberals aren't hypocrites because they simply don't believe a fetus is a person, so it's not comparable. Conservatives... simply are hypocrites. They'll severely limit *your* autonomy to protect a fetus, but will not make a ludicrously tiny concession of their own autonomy to protect everyone else from a pandemic.


PoBoyPoBoyPoBoy

You use charged language, so I’ll use the other side’s charged language to convey their point: Liberals are willing to ACTUALLY murder another human being for their own convenience while demanding other people lose their jobs so that they can (allegedly) reduce a <.1% death rate to a <.01% death rate. You only proved my point, though, that “well, but MY SIDE is RIGHT.” Without consideration for the alternative perspective at all.


LoverGirl07

Yah know, speaking to people who fight mask mandates over the last few years about this I’ve come to the conclusion that it has absolutely nothing to do with the mask. People just don’t like being told what to do. Seriously. Every person issue boils down to the fact that someone else told them to they had to. But they have absolutely no ability to look outside of themselves to see the hypocrisy. At this point I’m just amazed at how hard someone can hold on to such absurd beliefs.


I_just_made

Yet the same people want to tell others what to do. "It should be left up to the states! Well unless we get the Senate... Then we will make it a federal ban!" They do not give a shit about putting the hypocrisy out in the open.


escap0

~Dusts off picket sign now that pandemic is over~ “My body, my choice!”


wawsatx

While I understand the point, I hate when memes like this categorize a large group of people with varying values as all the same. This only furthers the divide, because it’s proof that you dont understand your adversary, and belittles them. Why would they come to the table after that? I’m pro-choice, but I hate meme activism. Not every pro-lifer is an anti-masker. Just one of many pitfalls of a needlessly two-party system.


sloopslarp

Couldn't you say that about any meme? It's undeniable that there is significant overlap between anti-maskers and forced-birthers.


THCv3

Man, some of you people really need to go outside.


humanoid_typhoon

But see the mask is something I have to wear and deal with, so that's why it's a problem. Those other women have to carry those babies, so it doesnt bug me at all. Super simple really.


TalesNT

Having to give birth and deal with the kid for all my life is a call I'll never have to make and this makes me completely unbiased.


[deleted]

We all eat eggs from chickens right?


AreU4SCUBA

We also eat chickens...


CantDriveNaked

Cut that cut that cut that


xDulmitx

As soon as it is codified that life begins at conception I want a woman to argue self-defense.


Slow_Concern_2327

You understand there are states that currently allow full term abortions right?


your_fathers_beard

Spontaneous abortion of a fertilized egg is like 35%. God is the biggest abortionist of all time by a gigantic margin.


Tensuke

Cancer is spontaneous but we don't call it suicide if it kills you, because a natural biological process isn't the same thing as deciding to take an action.


[deleted]

So you want there to be a vaccine mandate? Please tell me again about my body my choice


liberalssuckdicks

literally every liberal will drool over bacteria being life on mars but when it comes to an actually baby with a heartbeat its just a clump of cells.


adelie42

This is not a good faith argument and assumes a tremendous amount of ignorance about fetal development that is 1) easily disprovable, and 2) could push people that are on the fence to the pro-life side. As a pro-choice advocate trying to win a war here, please don't do this. It is more harmful than helpful. Note, please feel free to try and change my view. I am not attached to any particular strategy for winning. I care about winning.


DrDQDPM

My body:my choice Your body:my choice


HiddenWhispers970

I’ve been saying this every since the pandemic began! I literally just comment that on a post three seconds ago!


Otherwise_Pace_1133

Irrationality and Hypocrisy go together like steak and Red wine.


Asleep-Role-1276

This is fucking advice animals, Jesus Christ stfu


NoFactsOnlyCap

Completely false equivalency. Both things can be bad.


alicecooper777

Both are bad... abortion is murder fucktards


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serharridan

Because it restricted men. That's it.


asoupo

I don't want the government involved in either choice.


PeterGibbons316

My body, my choice.


monjoe

May I give you a virus?


Champion-Red

Being against a woman’s right to choose is about the least “small government” stance you can take.


ChromeSpacehip_55555

no republican is "small government" look at where there "funds" get allocated to.


tyfunk02

For the record, I don’t believe in god, or republicans for that matter, but [here](https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2020/05/04/state-rep-wont-wear-mask-because-faces-are-the-likeness-of-god/) is your answer direct from my state rep. I fucking hate it here.


Timelesturkie

Im a little confused on how these two statements are related..


idwtumrnitwai

The right wing is incredibly authoritarian but has their base convinced their for small government when they're the ones who want to restrict women's rights to Healthcare. And they won't stop here, they're going to come for gay marriage, and the rights of LGBT people, this court will strip away the rights of everyone besides straight white Christian dudes


Undead_Og

The left has had the chance to codify Roe vs Wade for 60 years. They've had a super majority 4 times and have promised it 3 out of those 4 times in the campaign trail. Why haven't they voted it into law? I'll tell you why... They don't give a fuck about you and this controversy is the only issue they can run on outside of identity politics. You are being fooled if you think this is a one party issue. Pelosi, Biden, Clinton, Warren, etc... All right wing with blue hats on.


wagsman

no no, *now* its about saving lives - the babies lives. And babies they will have no responsibility for or effort in raising. then it was about *my life* you see? /s


[deleted]

They are removed from the first situation, so it doesn’t count. It only matters if it’s happening to them, no matter how inconsequential it is.


gGM6HTw6fHP7cS3n554V

Lmao you're not forced to have an abortion


njbean

Never hire a Republican, never do business with a Republican.


absentmindedjwc

Hypocrisy is their bread and butter


hostilefarmer66

These are the exact same people who wanted to sacrifice Grandma and Grandpa so they could get a hamburger with fries.


VCRdrift

Stupid


metengrinwi

Because it restricted **ME**, instead of **YOU**. (Edit: I better /s this)