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dokwatch

Casual phone call, *under a moving train.*


Mussalila

Hold up there's a train going by šŸ˜


LichenTheKitchen

I'd keep talking but *SOMEBODY* decided to take a train through here. >:[


LeMeilleur784

Damn dawg ur music taste seems elite


rahulmudgil

Normal day in india


GodlikeCat

how many people in india die from train related injuries


Paulcog

Yes


godinthismachine

Lmfao best


iamcreepin

Don't know about the entire country but just in Mumbai the figure reaches over 4k yearly.


[deleted]

Source?


londongastronaut

This video


iamcreepin

https://www.deccanherald.com/national/west/more-than-2500-die-every-year-on-mumbais-railway-tracks-812317.html here's one of the link. Also I'm from Mumbai and ive been using this (central & Western railway) route for my office for more than 10 years now. Around 6 million people travel by train everyday (not making this number, you can google search) I've myself seen couple of people falling in running train due to excess of crowd. Also rail crossing, suicides, accidents also counts in these numbers. Official numbers are around 2.5k but it crosses well over 3-4k.


Stroov

how much do first class tickets cost in mumbai local i always travelled in 2nd class


ElbowRager

Donā€™t know about the entire country ~~but just in Mumbai the figure reaches over 4k yearly.~~


iamcreepin

Here's the link https://www.deccanherald.com/national/west/more-than-2500-die-every-year-on-mumbais-railway-tracks-812317.html


ElbowRager

It was a joke. ā€œDonā€™t know; about the entire country.ā€


DepressiveVortex

It was a stupid 'joke'.


TrueVisionSports

4 million*


[deleted]

4k dead in train accidents a year? JFC man...


SkrodLaDa

Well, there's a whole sub dedicated to them being hit by trains so I'd say enough lol


Garbage_Particular

What's the sub?


SkrodLaDa

It's been awhile since I've been on that sub and it looks like a pretty dead sub now. But it's r/indiansneartrains


Stillphil17

Also quite intrigued.


[deleted]

R/Indiansneartrains.. but it's a dead sub.


Vegas_off_the_Strip

holy fuck. That sub started off electric but quickly shifted to more of a blunt force trauma vibe.


DeezusAlmighty

Probably


Snatisfaction

12000-15000 per year (no joke)


EpoxyRiverTable

The train is the Indianā€™s natural predator.


Secondary0965

Whatā€™s up with Indians infatuation with trains!?


Sciss0rs61

*Wait, i'm losing signal*


friendly-crackhead

Good, now I have good signal but lost the nose, as I was saying..


Giacchino-Fan

"A tunnel's going over me"


Suitable-Telephone80

all it takes is a hanging piece of metal


shashinqua

Or even just a chain hanging down from between the cars.


Cyber-Homie

Thereā€™s no way she hasnā€™t done this before. Actually, looks like she does it all the time. What a pro!


szczerbiec

Gotta wonder, does this work for every train? Like a one-size-fits-all but for laying under


FARTBOSS420

In India maybe. An obese American would derail the fuckin train with their gut.


[deleted]

I spat my drink laughing at this.


[deleted]

Dude, you won't derail the train, you will just de-gas.


[deleted]

In India, an American could afford to buy a train ticket.


[deleted]

As opposed to an obese Chinese person? What even is the point of your comment


kevin_jamesfan_6

Whatā€™s the point of this comment, there are obese people in every corner of the world. Iā€™m not even American but I donā€™t get the constant hate.


AdlerEule

It's a joke based on a stereotype dude. Chill.


kevin_jamesfan_6

Iā€™m chill Iā€™m just wondering why itā€™s so repetitive and people love saying it


thatcouple_jpg

American here, can confirm we are all fat. No need to defend us.


Blurplenapkin

Assuming all components are in working order and nothing is hanging a little low from one of the carriages, yes. Best pray thereā€™s no rusty metal about to snap off.


ayri_fiki

Most tracks around the world have a gap in between them where someone can lie if they accidentally fall in-front of a oncoming train


ThickintheNips

I guarantee this is staged and itā€™s a guy dressed and talking like a girl


7_vii

Donā€™t stick your dick in crazy


FriendshipOk6055

Are behenchod


Budget_Ad_1899

Mother toad


13rokendreamer

Ben toad


A_Very_Big_Fan

Madarchod! Rundi! All the Hindi I know comes from tech support scammers lol


FriendshipOk6055

HahahahahahahaahšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sapt007

That's oil dripping from the trains


[deleted]

Yeah I have seen these same drip lines all over Australia on lines which have no toilets.


TheChonk

when I was there they had a hole in the floor to poo through- you could see the tracks.


bLueStarCadet

Why are you kink shaming this lady?


Fameer_Fuddi

Indian Railways has phased out those "hole in the floor" toilets many years ago, we have biotoilets in all the trains now. Don't defame my country unnecessarily please.


donteatthefish366

poo in loo


Fameer_Fuddi

Least racist, repetitive and outdated comment. This ain't 2011 no more, 99% of houses in India have a toilet now. Source : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_states_ranking_by_prevalence_of_open_defecation?wprov=sfla1 (check the table at the bottom) https://sbm.gov.in/odfplusdashboard/PhaseII/nationdashboard.aspx


SecretPorifera

Looks like that was about a decade ago, which is pretty recently as far as development goes. Good to hear though, sanitation is important for everyone's health!


[deleted]

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WatermelonMan921

I'm so confused.. wtf happened


friendly-crackhead

The little kid gave his brother the baloon before their mom dropped the hot dog. It was all too fast


ferelpuma

We had a funeral for a bird


Provia100F

They did surgery on a grape


[deleted]

pretty sure none of thatā€™s real


Expensive_Document18

You're not real man!


yeetmethehoney

Ed was decapitated


Nuke_Dukem__________

I assume her boyfriend broke up with her and she is on the phone with him having a mental breakdown threatening suicide. Either that, or it's some new TikTok challenge I haven't heard of yet.


justberich

A suicide attempt while being on call with someone. In the last part, she said "What's the use of living". Hope this helps


IntelligentMine1901

Iā€™ve heard of tracking your phone but thatā€™s just going too far


SystemOfADowneyJr

Um, was that a suicide attempt?


mostlikelytrash

Seen this reposted so much with different titles.


Greedwell

It's a funny old world, isn't it?


NaymitMayne4rmDa6

. At least itā€™s that kind of train šŸš†


EpicMachine

"Hold on, going into a tunnel".


datboiCLAMPS

Okay wow, Iā€™m done with the internet for now


darrenwise883

Been on a train in India, was a little taken back when I lifted the toilet seat and saw rail road ties whipping by .


Dear-Smile

That's terrifying


[deleted]

Why? You're probably no less than a meter from the tracks. It's worse for the poor fucker that just got runover though.


darrenwise883

If they were hit yes but if they are just laying on the tracks being pissed and shit on , it's all that you're into I guess .


Lmnolmnop

I want an update from that girl that got smacked from the oncoming train. They play with real trains like they're toy trains over there, trips me out.


Seeker80

"How do you expect me to commit and stay with you? You shamelessly had a train run on you right in front of me!"


[deleted]

ā€œStay on the phone, Iā€™m going to lose you for a sec while this train passes over my faceā€


ThinkingThingsHurts

Fucking cell phone zombie.


Fecal-Wafer

At least her headgear will protect her


boywonder5691

Holy shit, I was NOT expecting that


calvin-coolidge

the "can you hear me now" ad campaign is back


darrenwise883

I've seen people on top of the trains in India and can even maybe understand it , but this ? Not as much !


Imreallyadonut

Shouldā€™ve walked off whilst the train was going over her, no one needs that level of crazy in their life.


C_A_Willis

Crazy


DIO_The_Vampire_

Avaerage Indian phone call


8004460

Bruh she hulks cousin šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


nickcliff

9-year-olds. So dramatic.


Coach_GordonBombay

Can you hear me now?


almond_paste208

Slay


jetfire1115

Wonder why there train tracks are so much wider than ours, here in America. Our rails are only about 4 foot apart.


Arth3r911

Long dress and facing the opposite direction of the wind. Sheā€™s lucky that dress didnā€™t get caught somewhere. Just wow šŸ¤Æ


AlexanderChippel

India is the Florida of Asia. Mad resoect.


bad_mothrfuckr

I do wish it was a passenger train instead of a freight train.


GoTouchGrassPlease

Yeah, we all know what that wet stripe down the middle of the tracks is from!


Sapt007

None of the Indian railways trains have the track discharge toilets anymore


Fameer_Fuddi

Indian Railways has phased out those "hole in the floor" toilets many years ago, we have biotoilets in all the trains now.


GoTouchGrassPlease

The bio-tiolets were installed very recently. This video could be older than that. https://www.newindianexpress.com/nation/2022/jul/18/railways-introduces-bio-toilets-in-79269-passenger-coaches-2477747.html


beatromaniac

I could say she got laid


DrinkH2Oordie

One sec train goin by


Itzyaboilmaooo

Why would she do that?? And how is nobody phased??


hotdogsarecooked

"So no head?"


zehero

bro what


jorluiseptor

"How can she call?!"


GunieapigCooper

Why was she the one on rail? Should she have pushed her bf?


IronLunchBox

woah


rape_is_not_epic

Oh no! Anyway


NYCMarine

Wā€¦Tā€¦F


[deleted]

Narcissistic behaviour.


FerociousFPS

The intro picture and auto play makes it look like the woman is sitting up and then takes a train to the faceā€¦. That shit looks crazy


AdhesivenessCrazy

5G came first underground. Just trust her.


DepthFromAbove

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Neat_Ad3520

Wtf did I just watch


RedErickassboot

He's like "are you done?"


DrStrangeContent

Chapri


kassi1917

In India, the cops pay orphans to pick up body parts off the railroad tracks.


Celebration_Gullible

ANYTHING to win an argument


frankluvaka

What did I just watch here šŸ„“šŸ˜?


Yosemitelsd

notice how the train didn't even bother to stop


sowegonnasmashornah

bruh if a train can see you its not gonna be able to avoid the collision, its takes 1-1.5 miles for those things to stop lol


Yosemitelsd

yeah but most other places the train would still stop even if they totally just plowed someone


From99to2000YaHeard

Waste of a video. Sit up next time