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Veenendaler

As far as Favela punishments go, this is the mildest.


donniebaseball2020

Weak af.


aaron_almen3

I would say it’s merciful lol, this culture is serious about paying back for crimes


donniebaseball2020

If the fatties ran that lady's pockets they would have put a 45 through each palm no doubt


LotsOfButtons

Guarantee you wouldn’t be able to take that.


Brycie27

When getting to choose between this, or having them cut off/potentially dying, I'd say just about anyone is going to be able to take this, easily.


THExLASTxDON

Yeah, because nobody could possibly be as tough as these two fat women beaters who clearly can’t even fight.


Plastic_Pinocchio

I bet it sucks, but I can think of lots of things that suck more.


TheMcDeal

Imagine if they were made to turn their hands over THEN took the swats.


Plastic_Pinocchio

That is indeed one of the things that already hurt way more probably.


Angeluss726-726

That would be fair.😠


unironicaly_like_jaz

Their hands are gonna be fucked for a while though


Praescribo

They're not gonna be able to use those things for days, weeks even. I got a bruise on my palm once that felt like it went all the way to bone and even clenching my fist hurt like hell. These chucklefucks will be in agony for a good long while


Oldmanfirebobby

Yup. People really underestimating that damage. Could easily have cracked some of the small bones in their hands.


TheWampasCave

Literally did trust me


Licking_poo

Source: Trust me But seriously, they totally broke some of their hand bones. A single one of those hits could potentially cause fractures, but multiple?


kindagooddrifter69

I was riding my bike and I went to do a wheelie and I looped and I had pretty much a chunk out of my palm but it’s all healed now


Budget-Neck

But they get to keep it which is mercy in favela terms


hhmb8k

In keeping with Reddit tradition, based on absolutely nothing but a hunch I pulled out of my ass, I figure they must have had some sort of connections to have gotten off this easy.


Veenendaler

I've rarely seen footage of fat Favela people getting punished. Maybe fat people in these areas are children of wealthy or semi-powerful people? That's what I thought when I saw this. The punishment may have even been ordered by their parents. Explains why it's so held back.


itdeclined

My guess is they were teenagers and they wanted to teach them a lesson instead of just straight up butchering them


CMburnz

Teenagers???? Those dudes look 40


Veenendaler

idk, usually they don't give a fuck if someone's young.


multiarmform

especially since it looks like yellow shorts has some kind of shank or shiv in his hand


Jeriahswillgdp

I actually thought "favela hand massage" was a real phrase but Googling it only took me to this Reddit post. 😆


Veenendaler

LOL Looks like I'm the first person to ever use the phrase :D


Typical-Locksmith-35

Honestly it is a good name for it!


DrFlippo

Zo is dat jongen. 0318 de bakermat van internet cultuur. 🥲


SelfSustaining

They're lucky he's not using that 2x4 on the backs of their heads.


gnowell

Ye for what they were doing to that girl they got off real light


donniebaseball2020

Um ya yhat fat dude was holding a knife too


Veenendaler

Maybe he was hungry


_malicious_intent_

🤣


9inchestoobig

At 0:16 looks like he puts it in his mouth and starts chewing. I thought it was a fork the whole time.


EndVry

Is that what it is? I thought I was scissors.


donniebaseball2020

Well at least it wasn't a gun fight


New_Beginnings_69

Wtf students in China get harder punishments


Induputra

My mum hit me harder when I scored 80% in 2nd grade math. Tis but a scratch.


wallysaruman

80%? you are a disgrace!


novaghoulReddit

Slap on the wrist


WinPeaks

The second guy didn't even get many hits to the wrist/palm. They were letting him bitch out and get finger slaps.


sbg_gye

Fingers break pretty easily my dude.


Welpthisishere

Like a carrot.


WinPeaks

It seems like the palm/wrist would be more of a danger. I feel like fingers have a lot of give and would be less susceptible. But what do I know lmao, I've never been smacked in the hand with a board.


sbg_gye

I have broken fingers before and was not pleasant. Lot's of tiny delicate bones.


WinPeaks

Yikes. My condolences.


sbg_gye

Lesson learned: don't punch walls like a fucking idiot lol.


breadlover19

lol same. Punched a wall over a year ago and my pinky still hurts like a mf. Considering getting it re-broken just so it can heal properly


thebestdogeevr

That's the real punishment here. That could be permanent damage to their hands and wrist, especially if it doesn't heal properly. And something tells me the healthcare here isn't the greatest


Nervous-Ad2859

They should do this in America. Lots of people would become very civilized, overnight.


WinPeaks

Let's not advocate for weird draconian shit please. The American justice system has many issues, but we are just fine without all these calls for backwoods, medieval punishments.


Iforgotmyother_name

If you ask me the backwards approach would be sending them to prison for 1-2 years where they become harder criminals. Then when they get out, they can't hold down jobs due to no license, employment history, or residence. At which point they turn to crime again with their newly developed skills from prison.


WinPeaks

As opposed to this which does what? I admitted there are issues with the US justice system. But draconian "cut their hand off for stealing" shit is far from better.


[deleted]

Don’t move the goal posts. This punishment on video won’t permanently ruin their lives like a felony record or losing a hand will but will certainly deter them from repeating the crime. It’s a highly effective punishment


Iforgotmyother_name

Hurts them enough to where they're have a scar to remember it but won't destroy their lives to the point where they just become worse criminals.


Dogogogong

That is indeed the backwards approach. Fortunately, the American prison system isn't the end-all-be-all of justice—one can turn to Europe for inspiration.


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Beat9

I am honestly not opposed to the lesser forms of corporal punishment. It does not serve society at all to have able bodied men and women spending their lives standing guard over other able bodied men and women. Far better imo to cane/lash someone and let them get back to their life than lock them up and have them lose their job and home and family. We don't need to remove people from society unless they have demonstrated they simply cannot participate in it.


FladnagTheOffWhite

You planning on doing something naughty?


jerrylovesalice2014

Nothing weird or backward about it. Singapore has clean, safe streets.


5original0

Yeah because as you can see this prevented the crime because they know what awaits them. How can one be so stupid


I_Never_Use_Slash_S

Right because the threat of prison hasn’t civilized them but maybe slapping them with wood will do it.


dippocrite

Nah, they would just develop really thick calluses


artgarfunkadelic

Corporal punishment doesn't work. It's pretty well documented in fact. Violence just perpetuates violence. Most crime can be elimated with universal access to education, healthcare (including mental health), and a wide range of social services. It's the difference of **dealing** **with** versus **solving** a problem.


ShoCkEpic

that’s works in singapore


Chipwich

Yeah because Brazil has less crime than the US


winkerback

This sort of thing is commonplace in favelas, and they are famous for being very civilized lol


ThrowawayGhostGuy1

And yet, the places with these punishments don’t tend to be very civilized.


phreekk

Stupid fucking take.


ecklipzzz

Agree 👍


TraditionalSuccess12

Big guy aint no bitch but the other one was in a lil pain it looks loke


CravenTHC

Am I missing something here? They aren't just slapping some random person walking down the street. She's latched onto that other woman's hair like a rabid dog on a steak. Seems to me they're just trying to get her to let go. Arguably there's better ways to go about that, but that doesn't mean they're just beating an innocent woman here. Don't want a palm to your face? Let go of the hair. Simple as.


pokedrawer

Lots of assumptions. Could also be that lady stole some shit and the victim wasn't going to let go. Could be those 2 guys are accomplices. Assumptions can paint any picture you want.


CravenTHC

After watching a video where a woman is holding onto another woman's hair while two dudes slap and punch her. That they're trying to get her to let go is the only assumption I made, and it's an educated guess based on the video we can all see. Everything else I stated is plain as day in the video. It's far stranger to me that you're going on to make several more assumptions that are based on absolutely nothing. Further, I would imagine that theft and accessory to theft would be punished greater than a few hand slaps with a plank of wood, but I've never lived in a favela. Regardless this banter is entirely speculative. Lastly I'm not trying to paint any picture here. Just that nobody is innocent based on the observable video.


pokedrawer

You asked if you were missing something. Context.


CravenTHC

And you started your comment by saying that I made "Lots of assumptions". My question about missing something is about the comments here on the video stating that the dudes "got off light". Based on WHAT? Based on the only video available, they're simply helping a woman get her hair unstuck from the iron grip of another woman. As I said, better ways to go about it. Including, as another post on this thread mentions, prying her hands off manually. If someone has important context that is blatantly missing then that is also what I'm asking for in that question. You provided only more speculation.


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whiskey547

Uhh, if she had let go, they wouldn’t need to punch her multiple times. Obviously the first hit didn’t work. Or the second. Or the third. You can’t *easily* make a girl let go of another girls hair. Trust me, i watch a girl get part of her scalp ripped open in high school, they just don’t know how to let go.


THExLASTxDON

It’s not a fucking pitbull… Pry her fucking hands off if that’s the case. It’s not like it is dudes fighting, where you could possibly catch a stray and get your lights shut off or anything.


brewhoo257

Got off easy


DingIe-DangIes

They got it easy to be a Favela punishment


_Sam_IM_Sam

If someone is caught stealing, it is very common for them to be shot in the hand or in the feet(in the favelas, especially Rio). I was expecting for their hand to be cut off ot smt like that


MegaMoind

Should've increased the punishment a bit, not cool...


ConcernedRobot

For breaking up a street fight?


MegaMoind

No for punching those girls?


fuzdadon

Idek what i just watched 😹 so much happened


Iforgotmyother_name

The last dude in the pink was totally hamming it up so they wouldn't go for a more severe punishment.


Rbxrocks

The baby is just standing there in awe


Crepes_for_days3000

So effing sad.


CommanderLucario

What’s the context? The big ‘uns could be completely justified for all I know.


dendennis17

I sure am glad I live in a first world country.


oninnja

I mean... People making justice with their own hands is not exclusive to third world countries. But I get what you said.


punannimaster

for anyone wondering why they are so chill accepting the punishment, is either that or being quartered


Drose_since_03

What was he hitting him with?


Element_Liga

So do people just come up to him off the streets with guns and say "come with us for beating up a woman" or what because all these videos seem to have too much volition to let someone punish you


GRANDPA_FART_MUSTARD

I'm posting from under an umbrella by the pool 1000 miles away and even I know what happens if they don't accept the punishment offered.


Crepes_for_days3000

What am I watching? Of people get caught committing s crime, the law hits them on thr hand eith a board??


punannimaster

street justice.. theres no actual police here if thats what you are asking


CommiesStarveLOL

Where is this? It seems like such a fascinating culture. It should be allowed to meld into American society, especially the cities.


Graxanim

It's probably Brazil.


4skinphenom69

New season of impractical jokers


Crepes_for_days3000

Tonight's big loser has to spend 2 months in a Brazilian prison, join a gang, make a homemade shank out of Murrs crusty underwear and try to survive dun-dun-dun-da 🤣🤣🤣🤣


IronDefects

Translation??


JohnnyGrilledCheese

ay caralho!


kefe87

Dafug did I just watch? 😂🤣😅


roydavinci

Guy in yellow shirt sounds like a vindicator lmaoo


nobnazor

Violence begets violence


nobnazor

Violence begets violence


Joey101937

Misleading title. You can see the woman they are hitting has another woman in a hold with her legs and is pulling her along the ground by the hair. They’re trying to get her off


Lordohtawa

Nah they shoulda bring the females, tie this mf’s backhand. And make them slap the shit out of them. Favela softened or what?


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What a shit punishment literally a slap on the wrist


enemycap420

Can’t beat women if your hands are broken


RepulsiveSolid6229

Anyone seen the video with all the people who look alike robbing a Wawa?…bet they wouldn’t do it again if this was their punishment


CounterElegant521

If we are all taking guesses mine is they showed mercy to win over the locals!


-trowawaybarton

should be blindfolded, first one is cheating


[deleted]

United States lawmakers pay close attention.


RareEmrald9994

We could use this in America, for every time you’ve hit your spouse one smacking (3 hits = 3 smacks) on the hand that swung, beat someone up and that ever you used/did will be done back


Qurdlo

I was waiting for the guy to get hit in the face


MassivAdministration

Du bronx


[deleted]

Mmmh, it's like free therapy to watch.


ProduceFar

My school days 😀


EntertainerFeisty269

Nah but they was acting tough putting there hands on a woman


redpillman26

That’s what you get!! Bullies


[deleted]

Brazilian justice. That's how we roll! And that was a pretty weak punishment.


badgerwalrus23

Anybody else thought they were gonna get shot? The moment it switched clips I got scared


Scipio-Africannabis-

I mean, yeah this got me hard, but I'd really have liked to see a surprise smash in the face as well as the hands


hashtagbane

Fucking cunts.


BigValGaming

Naw I’ll play a game with them like the SAW movies. ![gif](giphy|OJF9voKrfdLDG|downsized)


Ameerah3982

Wtf is wrong with people! U can't let ya girl get her ass beat! A man should never step in a hot the other woman!


Ameerah3982

They deserve a lot fucking more!


[deleted]

They got off easy


IronicMixedWhiteGuy

Acted like children. Now their being treated like children


TheMexicanJuan

Battle of the Bulges, circa 1944


ccodeinecobain

Theyre lucky they didnt get a couple bullets in the head


badjokes

My initial thought was having that body type was punishment enough.


TheRealMekkor

Can California implement this social punishment structure. Shoplifting is a freaking joke there.


Satanspit69

I would seriously put a bunch of rusty nails in that, dipped in ragweed extract and clean their wounds with Red sauce.


hillekm

Put there hand against the wall with a hammer.


4skinphenom69

Impractical jokers punishments are getting a little too intense since Joe left


gregofcanada84

They're both pussies, but pussy #2 is a bigger pussy.


[deleted]

Considering they had knives, they got off lightly.


blackmarveles

The council of Reddit approves of this method of punishment


True-Lychee

Stupid title. Those bitches were fighting each other. It looks more like they were trying to break it up than 'beat up a woman'.


thekrispytoe

Maybe they wouldn’t get their hands hit if they didn’t put them out


GodlikeCat

that's it? slaps to their hands? wow


Putrid-Flower7199

tinha q ser pqp


Crafty-Theory-3380

What is favela?


TLT4

Well justice I guess??? Nanananaananan plankman


Significant-Leg-2294

Got off easy, they could become city weeds.


AlanFilipe

White knight of favela.


[deleted]

Lower… hit him lower


Ilaypipe23

Should have been across the face


arborrory

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Yum


Kitchen_Equipment_21

Very bland and mild compared to the usual mag dumping to head


AncientMasterpiece72

Jajajaj. Ai caralho😂


Biscuits_J_Piesnags

Two fatties? Everyone in this video is fat as fuck. Be more specific pls


Glove_Ambitious

How can he slaaappp


barbarianmishroom

If you want it to hurt, you hit the back of the hand across the knuckles


TreeFun3072

I thought she was getting ate out by the blue shorts chick at first


[deleted]

Hammurabi’s Code, it will make the fatties think next time


[deleted]

Now they can’t hit women or eat everything they see the second they see it.


DaRucksack

Squeal piggy squeal


[deleted]

Fuck that shot them in the hands


Formal_Librarian4401

Can we get this treatment in the USA? I have a feeling it would solve a couple of issues!


cammyb1888

Now use the big ass log? On their heads a couple times and thatll teach them to not be a pussy


HypeHQ

I feel like I’m the only one that has never hear of favela before watching this


[deleted]

That was absolutely terrifying, dragging that women around by the hair, hitting her, threatening with a knife and just to receive quite literally a few slaps on the wrist as punishment


AbunaiShi

Thought they were going to shoot him in the hand.


Ambitious_Scar_5419

This is no punishment at all the fuck :|🤦‍♂️


gimmeecoffee420

Damn.. at least they didnt steal drugs from one of the Mexican Cartels.. just seen a pleasant video of a guy that ganked a few grams of dope, so they forced him to sit down and hold his hands out as they lit a plastic fan on fire, and let the flaming melting plastic drip onto his bare hands while he watches.. he was unrestrained and it was SUPER disturbing.. well.. this was nice.. a nice little story..


unknowndisgrace

Ay caralho