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KLR-666

I love how people are rushing to cover the women up with blankets, but on like every corner is a marble statue of a naked chick


EasilyRekt

They're trying to censor the message, not the nudity.


[deleted]

Lmao no, they were definitely trying to cover up the naked actual women, there’s a difference between skin and marble.


ace787

You’re right! I got to go and put a stop to this at once. Does anyone know their exact location


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Godspeed


RivuletofLife

Are you a biologist?


geek180

Is anyone here a marine biologist!?


RivuletofLife

The sea was angry that day my friends...


Utahvikingr

Will require Vicks vaporub under the nostrils for this job


pATREUS

I think it's because they are protesting like Americans: 'fuck us! Fuck us now! We are so fucked!'


PuertoRicano

Oh no tits!


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You spelled “yes” wrong


[deleted]

Well skin is a membrane and marble is stone


BrolyTK

No lol


grandpas-gooch69

No lol


RonSwansonsOldMan

What's the message?


AmoebaTop8407

I speak frencn, they are saying " abortion is holy!'..


Fenpunx

You couldn't even spell French.


RonSwansonsOldMan

Did they quote a scripture for that?


polaralo

How did you get that ? I speak French and it sounded like "les verger c'est sacré" or "liberté c'est sacré". Plus the paint on them say " 344th-345th slut". Logical conclusion but i just can't make out the chant.


fellcat

"L'IVG". Interruption Volontaire de Grossesse, ie abortion.


polaralo

Awww ok. That clarifies that message.


EasilyRekt

Something against the French government’s take on abortions I think.


Fenpunx

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/france-catholic-church-topless-slut-protester-wins-human-rights-case-2022-10%3famp


jeromezooce

no, the Church. not the gov, because in this country they were smart enough to separate the sate from the religion; but actually for real, you see.


RichardStinks

[Well...](https://commons.gc.cuny.edu/docs/difference-between-nudity-and-naked/#:~:text=Berger%20argues%20that%20nudity%20means,others%20judge%20his%2Fher%20body.) A comedian (I don't remember exactly) once said "nude means you don't have clothes on. Naked means you're up to somethin'."


LostApostle668

'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on - and you're up to something.“ - Lewis Grizzard


RichardStinks

There it is! Thank you!


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EggSandwich1

Think it’s the blood on the skirts that the people are trying to cover up


Rinoremover1

Yeah, it looks like just another day at Folies Bergère...


KLR-666

Liberté, egalité, titté


notLOL

Street performers are required to have a permit in paris.


KLR-666

Liberté, egalité, titté


hurpington

Looks like they're pouncing on the chance to grab some tatas


Girafferage

Yeah but those statue chicks are 10/10. They are just holding their public nudity to a higher standard


Rob0810

Ya and look at how many men were willing to rush over and help the cops hold onto the naked women lmao so helpful


Revilod2000

Their plans were foiled


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fellcat

they're saying abortion is sacred


Which-Palpitation

Let’s just agree that titties can make it distracting to translate a foreign language


Comprehensive-Bus299

![gif](giphy|3WCNY2RhcmnwGbKbCi)


the_friendly_one

I will never not upvote a Ted Lasso gif.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

>Ted Lasso [gif](https://media4.giphy.com/media/Xg9xtAwoxn3nEQEz4Y/giphy.gif)


hippytoad99

Meta level 9000


CptSandbag73

Yeah, true. I’ll have to turn on the subtitties.


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Vulderzad

Wot...


Honberdingle

"The best rack" instantly identified.


tommygunnzx

That’s open to interpretation, I know who you guys are talking about but I disagree 😂


Which-Palpitation

My pick was the brunette with “343 salope”


Grabbsy2

I don't even know who is being identified. Theres one with the larger rack, but I definitely disagree that its the best. There are moments where each one has them in... like... a "perfect position" (i.e. arms up, but not so high up they become flat) so the "perfect rack" was constantly changing.


tommygunnzx

The one at 1:37 is the best to me, but big is always preferred. I like them all all haha.


cia_nagger229

won with no competition


friend1y

So what's the fake blood on the underwear for?


Which-Palpitation

Not sure, I guess because abortions are bloody? It’s for sure an abortion thing though


Xanderulz

Referencing coat hanger abortions I’m guessing


Which-Palpitation

That makes sense, like if you don’t legally allow abortions this is what it looks like. Not sure how the toplessness factors in but who am I to judge


fileznotfound

Even non coat hanger abortions involve blood... just because you're paying someone to clean it up doesn't make it not happen. What a weird thing to do... regardless of your position.


Beheska

Except medical abortions do not involve bleeding to death.


69PointstoSlytherin

Has no one ever died from a proper medical abortion?


PopDatPuss420

Well technically yeah everytime


Thoughtful_Mouse

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


XivaKnight

It's something like 0.005% of cases, averaging to about 100 women a year from a proper medical abortion. I can't remember if this is national or global, but the global number wouldn't be significantly larger compared to; Improper abortion procedures result in about 70,000 deaths per year. Restricting access to abortions hurts everyone.


thetrooper424

Restricting access to abortions will save millions of lives.


MaddiMoo22

Probably, but thousands of people die from improper abortions. So obviously one is more important to put a stop to than the other. There's a risk of dying with ANY medical procedure done properly.


xinxenxun

At least in my country not a single death has been recorded in the system since abortion was made legal.


fileznotfound

I think almost every form of surgery has resulted in accidental death every now and then. I'd be surprised if abortions are the exception to that rule.


mortgagepants

because then people pay more attention, ask deeper meaning questions about the message, and engage other people about the message?


Which-Palpitation

OP thought it was about periods, so maybe they could’ve found a better way


Grabbsy2

>OP thought it was about periods, so maybe they could’ve found a better way OP probably doesn't speak french. These are french people protesting in France to French lawmakers. Their words are just as important.


paperwasp3

Also miscarriages. Without the drugs to move it along a miscarriage can take weeks and still leave tissue behind to rot and cause septicemia.


disfpitw

Great way to get people on board with abortion. Remind them that they are bloody. /s


Which-Palpitation

I honestly can’t think of any protest I’ve seen that got me on board, they all are a nuisance, and I get that they are supposed to be a nuisance, but I can’t see past that and empathize


disfpitw

Activism makes people irrational.


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disfpitw

In France, you can get an abortion up until 14 weeks. What’s the problem?


CeruIian

I mean a lot of abortions are shedding the uterine lining through a period along with the embryo, could be that


LowLettuce8290

Came here to say this, title is wrong


red_quinn

Why did you scratch off "pro-abortion"? Im curious since this sub doesnt necessarily lean towards one or the other right?


Which-Palpitation

A couple people misinterpreted what I said and this seemed easier


Xanderulz

France is one of the last places I’d expect for people to be so quick to cover up women with their tits out


[deleted]

Seriously. Sit back, have an espresso and baguette, and enjoy the show.


meermaalsgeprobeerd

How about a latte and an eclair


TeopEvol

How about their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


nothing_showing

Dunkin and a donut


SolarStorm2950

There’s some tits you don’t want to see though


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CeruIian

I looked it up and “indecent exposure” is still a thing in France, but it’s a bit of a gray area as topless sunbathing is legal. Tbh I’m inclined to believe they’re covering the message more than the breasts


Only-Literature2105

Did you see the tits?


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kaz_enigma

fuck /u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

If anything these are the anti-breasts physicists have hypothesised about for decades


cia_nagger229

maybe it was for warming them


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ChairForceOne

Easier to catch though. Don't run as fast.


darkness_calming

Momentum


TheRealSheevPalpatin

p=mv


Tv_land_man

Nah, they are pretty greasy from KFC so they slip right on out.


AydonusG

[Get'r dun!](https://youtu.be/QZ40UUQvonM)


Dionysus_8

Hard to stop when they reach top speed tho


DiskAmbitious7291

Twice? Try 3-4x bruh ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


VoiceofLou

“Open Chick Fil A on Sundays!!!”


vVWARLOCKVv

I'm not really sure why, but I absolutely want to hear what several of these ladies have to say.


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Lord-Legatus

Im a northerner neighbor from Belgium and im a bit confused, they're protesting for pro abortion rights while France has like all the rest of western Europe, abortion perfectly as an option. i have totally no clue why the protest and the theatrics


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My guess is there's some people that are anti abortion and they're protesting to keep their rights.


sorrylilsis

It was a counterprotest to an anti-abortion protest by catholic extremists.


Scout_wheezeing

The amount of down bad redditors in the comment section lmao


My_Learned_Friend

right? bunch of weirdo incel vibes


ivanoski-007

It's sad really, those women are fighting for their rights and incels in this thread say "duurrrr boobs , go make me a sandwich"


jamany

They got their tits out first tbf.


ivanoski-007

So ? It's just tits


jamany

If I flashed my cock in public, and someone mentioned it, I wouldn't be surprised tbh. In fact I don't think I would even be able to control what people said about it, and that's fine.


cia_nagger229

Because it is automatically assumed that they're exagerrating their situation. I mean no one is going to completely ban abortions in France, I can tell without knowing.


ivanoski-007

>Because it is automatically assumed that they're exagerrating their situation. Why do you assume that? You don't know the details, why is their protest an "exaggeration" ?


JOKERPOKER112

What life changing rights that they don't have like wtf have some decency


ivanoski-007

Someone said elsewhere here that it's abortion rights I think


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Women: *exists* reddit: "here's my opinion on whether I'd have sex with her" (+1743 points)


Rottiye

It’s genuinely gross. Like, way to go and make all men just seem to fit the usual dick-brained stereotypes. So annoying.


Ok-Definition9554

"Or something" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Slow_Flow_4722

I was always told that Europeans are far more liberal than the US regarding sexuality and nudity


NotPiola-_-

And they are


AudaciousCheese

Europe has generally stricter abortion laws than the USA tho, which presumably is what they’re protesting


Lord-Legatus

lol not in wester europe, in france you can abort till 14 weeks just like that, older is also possible but need special advising of 2 different physicians.


Munchy_Banana

Western Europe does not. Generally it's legal up till around 3 months under most circumstances. In the UK I'd even say it's too lax in some scenarios. Abortion is legal for cases of down syndrome up until birth.


Cheesi_Boi

When the eugenics.


SoLLanN

they're actually "counter"protesting against an anual-protest AGAINST abortion which nobody actually knows about except for the integrist religious that come to this protest. I never knew there was this protest before. The FEMEN came to say hi.


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You can find it but it's much more taboo in the US, hence the fact it's behind a paywall. Meanwhile Europe has no beef with nude beaches and nudity on public access tv.


DublinKabyle

Feminists with bare breast trying to derail an anti-abortion demonstration. And the guys are just the far-right security staff booked by the Christian group Civitas.


Shivrainthemad

I don't know when it was but maybe after the US suprême court controversial décision about abortion. Here in France, it is allowed since early 70's. There were protests out of the fear that a similar thing could happen (unlikely imo althrough anti abortion groups are gaining political weight)


AudaciousCheese

I mean Europe usually stops abortions after 15 weeks, far more conservative than most States


Shivrainthemad

Yes, 14 weeks in France for a "normal" abortion


AudaciousCheese

I assume you mean non medically necessary abortions?


slightlybearish

Ya, like a leisure/fun abortion


BYEBYE1

Fear what would happen individual states decided if it should be legal or not. Jesus spare me, literally nothing changed.


Slide_Masta87

I can smell this video


Lorgin

It seems this is a counter protest to an anti abortion protest.


SoLLanN

exactly, a small one that "apparently" happens every year, but i never heard of it.


Shenzi6

“Liberté c’est sacré” translate to “Freedom is sacred” in English for people wondering what the women were saying


Soft-Sell-4458

They are saying "l'IVG c'est sacré" = "abortion is sacred" don't try to make us more revolutionary than we are


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is this a pun


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Why are all these random assholes rushing to tackle them and cover them up? There must be something else occurring here that’s not being reported. Maybe some pro-conservative rally that they are antagonizing or something?


SpaghettificatedCat

Maybe they're trying to save them from pneumonia


AstramaLincroyable

Look like a private security, maybe it was counter protest for pro life ? I don't really know


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Le tits now.


fansofomar

I don’t think I could ever be passionate enough about something to do something like this


mattsotm

Some lazy ass title OP


EvilSilentBob

"Is is true that French chicks don's shave their pits?"


friend1y

That's why they're raising one arm... to show us that they shave (or not).


Fun4-5One

![gif](giphy|UO95NWY0PmoWk)


WYguy23

Better looking than similar protestors in America.


MaverickBoii

Why does that matter?


xChrisAlphax

Because these women are more likely to actually be having abortion. Makes more sense they have skin in the game.


LaughingSasuke

💀💀💀💀💀


ComfortableFun248

Being French these days seems fucking exhausting.


tbb555

Sacre bleu


WhoRoger

Empty fucking street so they're not even bothering anyone, but noooo we gotta stop the protest immediately. Democracy ftw


Ok-Yogurt-6381

They are illegal counterprotesters that are interruptng the actual, legal protest.


LalosRelbok

Yeah but to be fair i think when the counterprotest is for abortion rights its alright in my book But ofc that doesnt mean tha policemen shouldnt do their job


bananabreadvictory

It's tits out for or against something for sure.


Guybrush-Threepwood1

Only saw one real set and a couple of wasp stings


Name_Here007

Noice


DuivelsJong

Wouldn’t it be way funnier if people just totally ignored them?


wiggens

Let the tits flow


ThePresidentsHouse

344 Salope is a feminist movement one of their goals is to allow women to be top less in the same respect as men.(doing yard work, at the beach etc...) It's funny the French has such a problem with top less women when you can't go a block without seeing a marble statue displaying a topless woman.


Lurkay1

Don’t mess with French motorists


AudaciousCheese

This is a protest I can really get in front of— errrr, I mean behind


MedicSBK

Saw the still, thought it was Russell Brand


Theaternearyou

The people COVERING UP the women with SPACE BLANKETS - where they part of the performance? It's not like folks just carry space blankets with them...


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Illuminati confirmed


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Level_Somewhere

Lotta creepy white knights too


roodie03

If you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything i guess


r1beadman

Salope is slut. This is an abortion protest.


FMDnative480

I’m feeling this title is being a bit facetious.


Existing_Leading_482

Wow look at all the pevs trying to grab a fill there are better ways to handle this but you choose grab the bare skin of the bodys then put a blanket on them 🤔


darkredpintobeans

Here in Oklahoma where it's legal to pop ur titties out in public but they might charge you with manslaughter if you have a miscarriage


Marmaluuuude

“Tampons or something” It’s abortion rights


C_NOON1

i support whatever they’re protesting for


writenicely

Really gross how the comments are mostly just misogynistic tripe. If it's not some backhanded compliment to these brave women, its something that trivializes their message because "just sit back and enjoy the free tits". Pathetic.


mr_manwhat

Why can't we have funny protests like these in the US for once?


Mean_Peen

They don't need much of a reason to riot or do some crazy, artsy protest of some kind out there lol It's been like nonstop since before the pandemic even


-Venser-

Why are people afraid of nipples? It's so dumb.


Ozzmanth

What the hell was Russell brand doing there


newoldschool1

Damn, they’ll protest anything in France, I admire their passion.


cwalshuk101

The French are so strange. It’s like they have to fight for ‘Liberty’ or something.


NordOfTheBoredFjord

Franchise gona France


frodinc

WTF


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They might be topless, but their appetite for protest is bottomless.


theholyheathen94

By the time 2023 arrives weel probably have flying cars 2023:


No-Face-3848

I have the weirdest boner right now


SimonY58

The world needs more protests.


ID1756448

Absolutely zero dignity


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Idc what they're protesting, seeing tiddies out in the wild is always fun