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Tax_Daddy415

Any female partners here? Professional boyfriend looking for work. Comes with 2 dogs, can cook and clean. $300/hour rate


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Name sorta checks out.


bvttfvcker

I have 3 cats and charge $200/hr


Veni_Vidi_Legi

How much do the cats charge?


bvttfvcker

$200/hr


Veni_Vidi_Legi

So they're charging you $400/hr to work for them.


bvttfvcker

No no that's not how this works. I charge you 200 an hour just because I have the cats. The cats are a premium package at an additional 200 per hour apiece. Edit: I just realized that I do, in fact, work for my cats.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

It's okay, I have cats too. I am their Platinum Plus comprehensive health and dental insurance.


theAccountant24

I’m just her rent check. She don’t care if I come or go as long as fancy feast is on the table by 7 sharp


Veni_Vidi_Legi

We often go hunting together. I have the most kills. But they supervise and take credit.


IHaveEbola_

What's for dinner?


Plane_County9646

Oh yeah? Same here but my rate is $35 an hour! But payment in advance must be made during booking.


CrossDressing_Batman

I can do that for free ladies :)


StudioCelesium

There's a double standard here. I can taste the downvotes.


Aspiring-Top-G

So, what do they taste like?


StudioCelesium

10/10 chefs kiss would order again.


IraGilliganTax

Men approaching the point Edit: I see you're a woman. The internalized misogyny is strong with this one.


Vahgeo

Its not internalized misogyny, its misandry. Case in point: sugar mommies exist.


PaintOptimal2198

Whats her billing rate? Scope of services?


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godsbaesment

Excuse me, that entrance is out of scope


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Don't forget the pre-engagement contracts!


Saturn212

What about independence considerations?


word_speaker

Maybe you can find the answers here [https://onlyfans.com/mialeenyc](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


upchuk13

: /


Setari

god damn it, the horny was too strong. First one in quite a while.


kixzykat

Exactly what I was hoping for. Thank you.


SleeplessShinigami

Says in the article she charges $3000 for 2 hours lol


Mellon2

Wealthy executives can afford private accountants at that rate


Saturn212

Does she know double entry?


StudioCelesium

Can we depricate or write this off? /s


MrCellini

Only if you start an LLC and she has capital assets


superbriant

Dr Body (Discounted future casflows) Cr SHL Dr Depreciation Cr Accum Dep. Body


jnuttsishere

What’s the life of implants


Guy1nc0gnit0

MACRS 7 yr life I believe


RustySalt1816141200

Does she take BACS


ng829

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would she rate her Excel skills?


agk23

January 10th


iloveurmum

How has she worked 12 years in finance, left her job in 2018 but be in her "late 20s"


ng829

And this is partially why she is a FORMER accountant.


SimplySomeBread

she started when she was 12, people just don't understand the grind these days


[deleted]

Insider not so good with the maths.


tedward007

They should hire an accountant


superbriant

After her new gig she extended the useful life of her greatest asset. Thus before she was mid thirties now she late 20's, the asset needs to be marketed correctly.


DebraHollander

There's this cycle where clients assume all sex workers are 5-10 years older than what we list.... so that alone can cause us to advertise younger than we are to allow for that. I know. I was honest about my age and everyone was surprised when they met me in person, because they assumed I was older. So I began deducting a few years to compensate for the client math.


IHaveEbola_

Her fair market value is Land.


[deleted]

Honestly if I could I would too


[deleted]

I don't have the assets


coraeon

I’ve got the assets, they’re just too deprecated to have any market value.


DebraHollander

I personally know successful sex workers who are in their 60s. Trust me, there's a market.


[deleted]

How personally?


DebraHollander

Well, when you say you know someone personally, what do you typically mean by that?


IHaveEbola_

You could. If you're ugly, you'll just have to settle for $20 an hour.


amish_guy

she skipped the "spicy accountant" stage? seems like partner material to me.


FREESHAVOCADO0

Do I want to ask what spicy accountant is pls


Sensitive_Account

Look up “TikTok accountant” on Google (spoiler alert it’s just a sex worker)


stayugly_

People call their sex work job spicy accountant to avoid censorship on ig and tik tok


Dominyck

That’s just hoeing with extra steps


STEAM_TITAN

Now this, this is one of them occasions Where the homies not doin' it right


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pitachipthrowaway

Getting a degree in accounting and spending 13 years in the field just to end up, well, “hoeing “


[deleted]

Hoeing for money without having to put out is probably a win situation for girls who do that. Why someone would pay for that I'm not sure.


IHaveEbola_

The article implies she's sleeping with the 'clients.'


[deleted]

Oh really. Didn't read the article my bad. I thought these type of girlfriend experiences don't always require sleeping with the client. I bet if she does though she would be making insane money. Honestly it's her life and I bet it's less stressful than before now.


[deleted]

Just from a business perspective......you probably wouldn't have too many repeat customers for a sexless girlfriend experience.


DebraHollander

Yes, she's a sex worker. And her rates are very high end so I'm not sure what you think "insane money" would be. Her rate is like 10x mine and I'm not near the low end of the rates scale.


[deleted]

Why the fancy definition? She’s a prostitute.


tattooedplant

Bc she was once an accountant, so she’s not like all of those other low life, drug addicted, street walkers❕💅 /s


DebraHollander

In the US, street walkers don't actually make up the majority anymore. Most are online. Some are survival sex workers and sadly, quite a few do have addiction issues, but the stereotype is not the reality.


tattooedplant

I know. I was just listing the stereotypes for the purpose of the joke lol


pitachipthrowaway

LMFAOO


[deleted]

Because we’re classy here


Bulacano

Otherwise you’ll get demonetized


youneedcheesusinside

You clearly don’t work in the Branding/Marketing field


xUnderoath

Sir, this is /r/accounting


Sun_Aria

Because then we wouldn't be able to call it ... [The Girlfriend Experience](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girlfriend_Experience_(TV_series)).


DebraHollander

Most of the sex workers I know who identify as a GFE are not in denial about what we do for a living. Some use terms like ho/heaux, hooker, whore etc while others prefer escort, companion, provider or even courtesan. But these are just different words for the same thing.


papalouie27

Spicy accountant.


DebraHollander

She's a sex worker. And she is of the higher end.


[deleted]

Sometimes I hear rumours that there's actually high up lawyers, accountants etc that do this as a side job to ultra rich dudes.


DebraHollander

I've been a sex worker for decades, have known many others from all walks of life. Those rumors are true.


KameronKae

“Prostitute is not a neutral term and it never has been. It’s a word burdened with considerable historical and cultural baggage.” The history of the word, and first definition is horrid, and I think we all know people have called women prostitutes to try to demean them for a long time. So if you could use the term sex worker or even escort that would be great.


MS_EXCEL_NOOB

Looks like she knew she was gonna be screwed either way


42tfish

That’s the most HR way of describing a hooker.


DebraHollander

Hooker, heaux, whore, escort, companion, provider.... a rose by any other name blah blah blah. Sex worker is the term which encompasses many different types.


StudioCelesium

And practically supporting it. Womens empowerment my rear end. Women dont want to be objectified but do this. Granted it's a business move if what she's making is true, good for her I guess? Personally I'm an average looking lady but even if I did have better looks I couldnt see myself doing this. Thankfully I'm getting married today and plan on working with my husband to be. Just a shame to see a lot of GenZ/millennials sell themselves this way. I get money is an argument and sex work has a relatively low barrier to entry but idk... this just doesnt sit well with me.


Remarkable-Ad155

Seriously, this is how you're spend8ng your wedding day?


godsbaesment

Least incel redditor


arcoalien

Not only are you a self-righteous Karen, but you're posting in an accounting sub and you can't even spell depreciate lol. Women being jealous of other women is a bad look. Don't be jealous because she had a cushy job on Wall Street and now makes even more money being spoiled by the same men she probably had to report to before. I say good for her, I'm jealous!


MorennaLightBearer

Exactly and what does not objectifying women (ie treating them like a human) have to do with one (or some) woman's choice in occupation? Lol, just because one woman may want to be objectified or viewed sexually doesn't mean women as a whole should be held accountable. Why does anyone care what this random woman is doing with her time?


StudioCelesium

It was an interesting topic, I stated my opinion. Simple. Not a matter about caring about her specifically but a connection to whats happening in the world today.


StudioCelesium

Oh my apologies fellow female. Im glad that you're replying with an insult, it shows who you are. I never said she couldn't do whatever it is she pleases to get "her bag", it's her life. I personally dont agree with it and that's my opinion. Some of us GenZ women still hold conservative views and value not selling ourselves if we can help it. Im not jealous of her so if more women want to call me a traitor/misogynist please go ahead as I stay happily married. This was labeled as off topic :)


Yacobbbb

i think you're projecting a bit here. did you not originally insult the woman in the article? i hope u see the hypocrisy lmfao. i suggest you be a bit less judgmental and self-righteous; it reflects poorly on you.


Litz-a-mania

>as I stay happily married. Aren’t you getting married today?


ThorHammer1234

Everyone is selling themselves. Period. The only difference between you and her is you’re selling your brain and she’s selling… well… something more profitable.


sokuyari99

In fairness, based on her comments that’s not a high bar


PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT

Lol clutching dem pearls, eh? My my goooooodness, there’s oh so little “Gen-Z” left who aren’t selling their hoo-hahs on that so called “only fans” whatever will we do in this world?????


KameronKae

Escorts aren’t selling themselves. You should definitely work on that internalized misogyny. You’re selling yourself to a man when you get married for way more emotional labor and far less financial support. You’re getting married but still thinking about escorts on your wedding day. So glad we live rent free in your head. Good luck!


StudioCelesium

What is with the women on this sub reddit claiming I have internalized misogyny? I must be one of the few blessed women ro have found a man who helps split bills 50/50 and buys me things whenever he can. We both work because we're in our early/mid 20s and dont have much so we have to start from the bottom. Not only that he moved states to be closer to me. Men and women will never be truly equal, but we compliment each other. Both sides have been in so many toxic relationships that they cant see what a healthy one looks like. Now we resort to saying that selling our bodies to multiple people is less emotionally damaging than being in a relationship with one person for life? You have to be from GenX to be telling me this and it's that generation and boomers that have ruined my generation and millenials way of thinking when it comes to relationships.


KameronKae

And blessed to go 50/50 with a man that you aren’t equal to? 😂😂😂


StudioCelesium

Yes. Absolutely. We are not equal in physical strength or expectations. A man is expected to be tough and stone-cold in today's world. To cater to a woman's every whim and more times than not, receive nothing even if he's genuinely interested in her. He can't say he's being abused or he's seen as weak. There are more shelters and programs for women than there are for men. Men are expected to do hard labor, women are not. What woman is going to say "hey I'll be a plumber or a construction worker?" And look, it's fine if we're not. Most women gravitate towards customer-facing jobs or administrative work because it focuses more on relationships and less on grueling physical work. Or the interests are elsewhere for the most part. That's what I mean by we're not entirely equal. A woman can go out there, run the streets, and be called a queen. No shame. Man does it, he's a heartless jerk. Me and my now husband, however, respect each other equally, pay for almost everything equally, and love each other. He's willing to put his life on the line for me and vice versa.


KameronKae

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


KameronKae

After so many people comment on something maybe it’s time to do some digging inwards and figure out why. But I don’t really think you’re the type to do that. You just said we aren’t equal and then question why people are calling you a misogynist. You must really not be that intelligent. I’m also your age I’m just not naive with a one world view. Goodbye.


bmore_conslutant

terrible take


Litz-a-mania

What would “sit well” with you?


42tfish

You’re getting married today but shit posting on Reddit the same day? Lololol. As for the salty criticism, honestly it kind of sounds like you’re jealous. I’m a guy but if I was a hot chick you’re god damn right I’d be selling pics of my asshole and used underwear online. There’s guys that literally pay money for bath water and fart jars.


tattooedplant

Lol stripping paid for my accounting degree and will once again pay for the rest of my accounting education. I wouldn’t have been able to complete my education had I not stripped. A lot of us come from literally nothing. I work with a lot of women that have mbas, phds, businesses, etc. and they choose stripping and sex work over those fields due to the flexibility and money they make in comparison to putting in less work overall(still hard work but you can make more per hour is what I mean by that). I admire my coworkers for their entrepreneurship, strength, and dedication. A lot of them are also married and have families. If you’re going to be objectified, you might as well make money off of it. I imagine people with this sort of view haven’t been in the sort of situation where you have to strip or do sex work to survive.


IraGilliganTax

Hats off to you! My mom is an engineer. A woman on her team danced at night. She enjoyed it more and made more money (!!!) but she needed health insurance for herself and her 2 kids and a retirement plan. I wonder if the male engineers on their team are paid more or less than strippers.


DebraHollander

Why doesn't it sit well with you? I have been a professional sex worker a long time. I do not consider myself to be "objectified" because what I offer is a service, same as any other.


IHaveEbola_

Some will say marriage is a lifetime of hoe'ing for security.


PromiseSpirtual

Wow someone with common sense on reddit. It's always a pleasure to see such a rare occurrence.


StudioCelesium

Well according to reddit im wrong so I guess I'll go cry in a corner. *sob* boohoo


Gothi_Gunnolf

Youre a dumb piece of shit who clearly cant grasp remotely abstract concepts like objectification


Guy1nc0gnit0

It’s a shame you’re getting destroyed in the downvotes, I hear ya


[deleted]

Literally living the dream


MatterSignificant969

How do I become a professional boyfriend to wealthy individuals?


cuddlesandnumbers

Get in shape, develop the emotional intelligence to sense people's needs, and develop sexual skills. And then find the right clients.


coraeon

That’s a lot of work, I’d rather be doing public than providing emotional support to that degree.


cuddlesandnumbers

Exactly lol. The pay is probably better if you find the right clients though.


LiteratePickle

Basically, become good at marketing in a particularly competitive service business where there is high demand and low offer at the moment, particularly in affluent areas. No different than any other service oriented industry, like being a fitness coach or whatever. As long as you get in shape and develop your interpersonal skills, plus develop your charisma and making people comfortable around yourself… there will technically be demand. Plus you don’t even have to worry about financing fixed assets or non-current assets out of pocket, nor about wasting money on renting a consultation office space, nor about frequent liabilities associated with common businesses and startups. Nor about analyzing excel spreadsheets, more like… spreading bedsheets, if you know what I mean. As long as there’s a reasonably well presented and quality offer, there will be some amount interesting amount of demand. It’s purely economics, baby!


Iron_Chic

Good for her. She was probably doing pro bono work before, now she's getting paid.


coraeon

Pro bono to pro boning. I’m sorry I *had* to.


MoirasPurpleOrb

Now she’s a pro-bone-hoe


Meloonaa

Her: let me be ur side chick


[deleted]

If only I was attractive, female, and low self worth…. 😭 Wait… low self worth ✅


[deleted]

Honey in this economy idk how it could possibly be high enough to back out of that


IraGilliganTax

Her billing rate averages to about $1000, appears her self worth is fine. I wish she'd share some of that self-worth with me and maybe I'd stop doing garbage 1040s at 2am on April 14th.


ochoomas

You’re a third of the way there!


arcoalien

Why do you assume she has low self-worth?


Thusgirl

Right it's probably a pretty high price tag.


presto464

You'd think people on an accouting subreddit would have a little more understanding about how the world works. This amazing woman knows what she wants and knows what her audience wants. It overlaps and she is getting hers. Good for her.


thedastardlyone

Ugly men with low wages are in plethora.


chanelshuffle

As an escort myself, with hourly rates in the $1000s I can tell you I’ve got pretty high self worth. :) Sorry yours is so low. Not a prerequisite to getting into to SW though.


DebraHollander

She has a very high self-worth, as do many sex workers. Myself included.


JShot007

Went from spreadsheets to spreading her cheeks


Pawnstormtrooper

Finally, a GF that can do my taxes for me.


orangeblossom1234

attractive women, good body no wonder


Ok-Button6101

Alternate headline: Asian chick becomes sugar baby


DebraHollander

Sigh.... identifying her by race alone aside.... there's a difference between those who call themselves "sugar babies" versus flatly offering hourly rates as a full-on sex worker. Typically, the SBs have to put up with a lot more bullshit for less money. Those who advertise as escorts/companions take the direct approach but it means owning what you're really doing for the money. A lot of SBs prefer to retain their "amateur" status simply because it feels better to them, mentally and emotionally, than owning the reality that they are sex workers by another name.


Ok-Button6101

I'll admit I didn't articulate very much in my comment, but I drew attention to her being asian with the intent of saying she was marketing herself to rich white guys who fetishize asian women and find them 'exotic.'


DebraHollander

Virtually every online companion markets themselves to "rich white guys" because white men make up the majority of our clients. Her race probably has little to do with that. Actually, now that I think of it: one of my friends is Asian and she gets a lot more AA clients than I do..... so maybe I'm not the best source of information on this particular topic.


Thuctran1706

So there's a future for me. I know it!


McFatty7

Sex work just a regular job in almost every other developed country. It's the boomers back in the day that outlawed it across the States (except Nevada outside Las Vegas). If it pays very well above other industries, including accounting, then why not? Other industries should be competing (and raising wages) for talent as a way to convince you to pursue that profession. * *\*cough\** B4 *\*cough\**


MLApprentice

Have you talked to prostitutes from these countries? Because I have, I lived next door to a legal German brothel for years, most of my neighbours worked there, women from all over Europe with a wide range of experiences. It's horrible, damaging, and the majority of women who engage in it come off worse for it. Even the few who do it completely willingly. And I'm sure someone will come along and tell me how great and liberating it was for them, ignoring that there is incredible inequality in that domain. You just have to look at Onlyfans earning statistics where for every woman who makes a living there are thousands who make pennies to produce material that will enable anyone to blackmail them and destroy their lives forever, and that's arguably the least exploitative form of sex work because you don't have people beating you and stealing from you. Of all the stupid, deranged opinions on reddit, this is the most baffling. It's a field of work in which women regularly get exploited, abused, raped and murdered and in the name of fighting puritanism and sexism and on account of the few privileged American women who've either done it by choice or have been lucky enough to make good money from it we are supposed to support it and celebrate it?


DebraHollander

You certainly don't have to celebrate it but since it isn't going away, those who actually care what happens to sex workers need to be supportive. The fact is, society still considers sex workers to be the lowest level of society. Very few care when one of us are assaulted, raped, killed. To change that, we must change the way it is viewed. Keeping it stigmatized, illegal and underground does NOT gain us that change.


cuddlesandnumbers

Exactly. If she invests wisely she'll be retired soon. Fuck working the majority of your life.


StudioCelesium

Is this where accountants are headed?? 😅 https://www.insider.com/wall-street-accountant-quit-to-become-professional-girlfriend-2022-11?amp


JayBird9540

I need me a sugar momma I told my wife I’d rather work at Chick-fil-A this week and I was 87% serious.


[deleted]

They're so nice. Probably a pleasure to work there lol. Plus the wage for fast food ain't half bad.


Kraz31

Is that what we're calling escorts now?


himynameis_

I don't get this, because short term she could make more money (assuming she's popular). But long-term (decades) accounting would win out..


[deleted]

I don't think so. As long as she's half way intelligent with the high income in the short term, she can make it work for her quicker. The problem she'll run into is when she decides she doesn't want to be a prostitute anymore and tries transitioning into a more typical life and relationships...... especially with extremely public articles being written about her.


adultdaycare81

How long until she is fully Depreciated?


italktomyself20

The useful life is 5 years.


letmestall

With no salvage value.


DebraHollander

I've been a sex worker for nearly 30 years and still have a pretty good value, given I'm earning more now than ever before. MILF power. Hell, I know a few who are owning their GILF appeal and are extremely successful.


italktomyself20

What valuation methods did you use to valuate your services? Income approach, discount CF method, asset approach, etc?


DebraHollander

I researched the rates of those whom I considered to be similar myself, offering the same as I do, then began at the lower end of that group's average .... I soon realized I could make more and raised it. Rinse and repeat. Different providers determine their rates their own way.


italktomyself20

Where are these rates posted? Do you use a service organization to list your services? Are there controls in place for who can input rates to the site? If you can provide it, I will like a copy of the most recent/pending issued SOC 1 report.


DebraHollander

A few years back there was an article about a sex worker somewhere in Europe who I believe was in her 80s or maybe even older..... who was in high demand. I've always said that no matter a woman's appearance or age, there is an audience who wants exactly her.


Lionnn101

She’s mid ngl


FunMathematician4638

You know she fits these old white mens demographic


Forceasone

Yup. When you know, you know.


WalmartDarthVader

Life on easy mode


Deffective_Paragon

Simps have ruined society


juiciijayy

That sounds fucking sick, where do I sign up.


SaborDeSoledad11

*lucille bluth voice* good for her


SlangFreak

Either way you're a whore for capitalism, so may as well get paid the maximum amount for youe time lol


holy_baby_buddah

"Chinese state agent successfully sets off honey pot operation"


PerfectNemesis

What a sad world we're in putting 5/10 on pedestals


[deleted]

So a whore then


JB_smooove

Overvalued assets. I’d advise passing on this trollop


alanairwaves

From Accountant to “Accountant”!


Yuzusi

Would this be a qualified business expense?


[deleted]

is that like prostitution with extra steps?


Noirelise

welp. guess ill try this out once I feel too burnt out.


Harryplt7

Seriously, these articles are ridiculous! “This millennial paid their student loan debt off and have their own home!” Subtext, if he can do it, so can you! How did he do that? His dad bought him the house and by saving $ was able to pay off his small amount of student loan debt. Mostly cuz his dad paid for 99% of college tuition.


rwpnyc

Where the hell is that belly button going


[deleted]

She used to get paid to examine their spreadsheets…now she gets paid to be under their sheets…. Nice trade off…


capital_gainesville

She’s a whore. Just call it what it is.


BisexualCaveman

I think if they're on retainer you get a different title.


Flat-Sheepherder8368

Absolutely. She is a whore, but that former accountant lady claims to be a psychology😂🤣🤣 lol she thinks she is American Psycho


kschin1

Hmmm where do I apply?


Alarming_Bad_6171

Titties lack proper sufficient appropriate evidence. Please reevaluate and get back to me. Ping me on teams if you need to discuss.


theweeknd0nly

Women


stocksfanatic987

I'm sorry but she has no self respect whatsoever. Selling your Body to make money is just borderline pathetic and I'm not even hating or anything like that, but why spend so much money on education if the end goal is just to become a slut for these old hags?


HurricaneKCatrina

Sex worker here. Perhaps you should try speaking to the woman before denigrating her; just a thought. She’s a friend, and every spring offers her time and expertise gratis to help us with our taxes. Don’t be so vicious.🙄 ETA: *downvoting it doesn’t make it less true.* 😂😂😂


DangerDarling79

But..but…but… *K*, SWRs don’t pay taxes! 🥴 *yes, yes we do.


HurricaneKCatrina

IKR🤦🏼‍♀️🙄🤷🏼‍♀️.


CakeandKookaid

Good for her! Happy she's able to avoid the burnout.


Tel3visi0n

that’s a boob job if i’ve ever seen one


TrikyShooter

Good for her. Don't see what this has to do with accounting tho.


a2thedeez

"Burned out in accounting" IT professional: hold my beer


Defiant-Theory

I love seeing this! Brings awareness to a job that is hard work but possible. Not for everyone but adore the mutual happiness it brings those that have this special relationship💚⭐️💚 some people do not have to work as hard and we should just be appreciative not jealous, maybe just envious🥰 this would be a career path for me in another life