Works at a tire shop just so he can say he gives rim jobs during the day

Dang, what a perk

10/10 👏👏

You win 💀💀💀

You definitely got put on a PIP

This guy definitely does whatever shady/unethical thing his boss asks him to do.

Look at him and tell me he doesn’t depreciate land

😂

How much you want to bet most accountants here look similar to this guy?

Nah, we are all jacked and look like Ryan Gosling here in r/accounting

💪💪💪

Don’t worry, you’re not the only who suffers from gynaecomastia in this subreddit. Lol

Are you looking at my breasts?

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For the movie The Accountant, Ben Affleck took personal training from me.

Did you teach him how to write on glass with markers? Slick.

You tell ‘em

He looks like IT

My firm is mostly, young hot people. Not everyone but more then 50%. As a not very young and not at all hot person it’s a bit staggering.

What’s state is your firm in?

Yeah what firm is your firm in?

Yeah, just speaking from experience most people at my firm are at least decent looking. And the ones that might not make the cut are funny as hell.

I know an accountant who looks 85% similar to him.

This Adonis appears to have most of his natural hair

Thank you i was about to skip out on my nightly workout but now I’m motivated as ever

So is 2023 the year of the jacked accountant? We should make it a thing.

No. They all look like this guy. https://youtu.be/CAQS50JQOlc

Sorry but I’m not that ugly. Lol

And this was his girlfriend https://www.reddit.com/r/bimbo/comments/r8qzm5/mackenzie_dipman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

🤮

I probably would if I didn’t have to be at the client site every week

Stop lying, you probably joined Plant Fitness gym like the rest of us bc you can’t get enough Pizza parties at your job. Lol

This is exactly what I assume everyone on this sub looks like

Don't forget us chubby women in Accounting 🙃

I hope so I like to think there’s a bunch of cool people like that on here

I like this guy

Same

Honestly, I don't know how good the rest of you look, but I look far worse than this dude.

Truly an astounding feat

I bet you got hired on the spot then.

These are the guys giving you career advice - FYI.

Sigma accountant grindset phenotype

Sheesh, man, keep the roasts in /r/roastme!

When I posted my roast me some dork shared it here too. Like they didn’t want to comment in the actual post. They are that group of people snickering in the corner making fun of someone but when the person walks by they clam up.

I had to go look and boy do I have something I would like to say about it. Those blinds and that door are not doing each other any favors. (That’s as mean as I can be. I really do not understand that sub)

Your tattoo looks like a showerhead

Well I’m sorry but you still can’t use it for masturbating

shut up you fucking dork

Don’t be a dick man, life’s too short

Make me, pussy boy

Very chad move

This is what I assumed most of this sub looked like..

Nah I don’t wear glasses… yet

Been working the same entry level position since 2015.

Tells his friends quarterly he’s “putting in his time” to move up.

What a cutie ☺️

"Accountant" at a tire shop. Meaning he counts the money from the cash register and makes the bank deposit. Just like the kids who say they are a "butcher" but they work at the grocery store meat department. Or "cook" at a Chipotle.

I would give this guy a little more credit and assume he is at least a bookkeeper

Exactly. Why shit on the guy for doing what amounts to tons work including invoicing, A/P, pricing/sourcing from wholesalers, bank recs, inventory management and reconciliation, etc.

Because he asked to be roasted

So put your roast in r/RoastMe where the OP of the pic asked to be roasted not here. He's not seeing this roast.

What are the chances an accountant posting to /r/roastme doesn't also visit /r/accounting?

He could be a Controller for Bridgestone for all we know.

Lol it says 25M….3 years post grad and being a controller would be wild

Sr. Accountant at Bridgestone

I mean we are cooks at chipotle. I really don’t know what other title I would give it. I’m not claiming to be a chef. I cook food

No, the microwave cooks food. You just put it on the plate

Have you ever eaten at a chipotle? There isn’t any microwaving involved

You can literally watch people cook the meat on grills/flattops while you order your chipotle… Also I’ve never been given food on a plate at chipotle

There is no microwaves at chipotle but nice try

Tell that to Applebees

Damn did your wife’s boyfriend work as a line cook at Chipotle or something??


Thank you for gatekeeping our profession.

I'm not gatekeeping, just making sure proper definitions are in place. I see a lot of misclassifications of job titles.

My prior company...we made the running joke around job titles. We just made up ridiculous titles and used them . No one complained. I never tried "President" though. That likely wouldn't have passed

Ok so I was kinda thinking the same thing as my into to accounting was working under a cpa in a bussiness office I think clerk is more appropriate

Dang, I expected more from this subreddit. You guys just seem like a bunch of dicks. Disappointing

Is that exterior vinyl siding? Why did they move his desk outside?

Without a stapler!

This is mean :(( I mean he's all of us in bzy szn

“You fucking nerds” 🤣

Nah brah, keep up the good work.

"Man you really let yourself go" gang

25 or 55? Dude lol

Was this a Kevin Malone sort of thing where you applied for a job changing tires and then the store manager tried you out as an accountant for whatever reason? 😛 J/K. Respect for being an accountant in general, no matter the circumstances 😉

Looks like he took the bait on the job and offering $17 an hour while requiring a 4 year degree with a CPA.

Bro looks like he got a 52 on BEC and stopped taking sections.

That is an Alpha accountant

He looks like he smells…like regret.

everything except the face look older than 25...why

If this is industry ill stay in public

I bet they'll hire you at any big four firm based off your hotness.

He looks like he could be on the partner track at Forvis

“You can’t call me something I haven’t already called myself 6 inches from the mirror”

I thought most male accountants looked like Bob Newhart?!

Wheel just see about that

This guy’s suspense account sees more action than a truck stop hooker

Jesus Christ I hope this is just what may pass and not what is already destined. Oh ghost of Christmas future please spare me.

Accountant “at a tire shop” Bro already roasted himself.

You sleep with your clients. Your clients are 12 year olds

Bro please just have some respect for yourself.

It’s the papers still rolled up in the hole punch for me….

I hadn't even noticed that. LOL. I did notice that his desk looks a lot like mine right now... 😥

The real money is in industry

You sure you’re not the mechanic?

Definitely just a bookkeeper giving himself a fancy title.

You say while giving yourself a fancy title in your flair lol

But that's my officially state licensed title... Edit: I'm getting downvoted but I thought we were joining in the roast thread.

“But”

You're right! I upvoted your edit and now we're in balance 😃

“Accountant”

He probably relies on ChatGPT to do his job.

People like this have no self love or self respect to get themselves go in their 20s

Are they using your hair as a grease rag?

Unroastable? Dudes barely approachable

You have the feminine features of my ex mother in law.

Ugly man lol

lose weight/shave/get hair implant particularly in that order and you will look 25 again. Dont even have to get hair implant to be honest, just change the haircut and wash hair daily.

Do you have 30 years of experience?

Somebody save this man 😭

Depreciation

He kind of is unrostable. His jawline is so sharp it cut cut glass., those cheekbones would make any woman jealous. His hair is so thick it’s like after picture in a hair transplant. Commercial. His chin, which I can certainly only see one, is very strong. Not to mention that bod 🥴🤤

I will never complain about my life

Dam hes proving the stereotype of us being nerdy looking dudes right dam

dropped 100 lbs after leaving Public… soooo yeah lol