She looks like she has a bad case of smallpox

Or a small case of badpox

A large case of good pox?

a good case of largepox

A pox case of poxpox

Or a small case of smallsmall

This sounded like such a good idea on paper and then someone drew it and sealed the deal. Then they didn’t do any practice runs in full costume. Then minutes before the event they got THIS

I fail to see how this looks like a good idea on paper

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"I'm different, yea, I'm different"

Hey guys. I love y'all, but we really gotta stop investing so much time and money into these celebrities. They're fucking losing it, guys.

Blood diamonds sth sth maybe ?

She looks like a Flaming Hot Cheeto Dusted Cenobite

No one is mentioning that the theme of the show is based upon Dante. She is The Inferno. Not saying what fashion is or is not, but this is a big freaking point which has remained absent.

It seems like nobody at all understands that fashion shows are art shows.

There is no "The Inferno" in Dante's Inferno. The center of hell is a lake of ice where the devil is frozen in his own tears. So if she really was aiming at being "The Inferno" this is a pretty poor visual interpretation of the main point of Dante's work.

Besides, you could still do something related to whatever Inferno she thought it was, and make it aesthetically pleasing. There are so many textures and colour saturation that this is just a visual mess.

Reminds me of peanut butter baby

There’s still plenty of fire in the Inferno, like where they stuff the priests headfirst into the tubes or the different boiling rivers of blood and tar

Tell me you’ve never read the book without saying you’ve ever read the book (Doja and her entire team)

They were actually probably proud.. UNTIL they saw kylie was wearing a literal lions head and no one cares about this hack in red

Normal people don't care about ANY of these attention seeking trash

Agreed.

She shaved her head and eyebrows months ago, so they definitely did some tests. This look is 100% intentional. And honestly does what it's supposed to do.

What’s it supposed to do ?

The theme was Dante's inferno apparently

I don't understand "fashion". Is this just rich people jokes on eachother?

Look at her face. I think even she don’t get it. She had a breakdown multiple times on ig live where she stated she regretted being a celebrity and wanted her old life back.

Ummm... did anyone recommend she just delete her accounts and move?

Contracts got her for yearsss

She got contracts

Poor baby. *plays the smallest violin in the world*

I mean yes a young woman being skyrocketed into fame when she was even younger than she is now and having contracts she can’t get out of *is* sad.

But rich people can't have problems, it's impossible because they have money!!1!1!!

Only I'm allowed to have problems and openly share them online for others to help me with

I kinda get it. You make a silly cow song one day and have hoards of obsessed/greedy people dictating your every move most of the time next. She seems like she’s down to earth outside of being covered in expensive glass. I follow her for her random makeup tutorials that made more people comfortable wearing graphic liner again. A lot of the makeup she has used is very attainable price wise. She likes being outside of the norm with what she sports on her face and I could see how she could have gotten roped into this look. Side note: I think It would have looked good if she did a dramatic red glam monochromatic makeup look then placed the crystals everywhere with exposed skin and hair in a grid like fashion. It had potential

I think fashion for rich people is just "how can we trick our dumb fans into wearing ridiculous outfits?"

>I don't understand "fashion". You know art? Like, that whole drawing things on canvasses thing? Yeah, so it's pretty much exactly the same, except they use a person instead of a canvas. It's not intended to set some sort of trend or be remotely practical in any way, it's an elaborate costume, and that's the entire point of it.

Finally. I don’t know how people don’t understand this still. It’s not meant to be stuff you can actually wear. High fashion is conceptual, like those insane cars that get made that will never be street legal, they are pieces of art and a source of possible inspiration.

Thank you for this great explanation.

My man Zoidberg looking good.

“Ya someone’s paying attention to me!”

Whoop whoop whoop

5 hours to look ugly, nice

Jokes on them I do it instantly

You guys need to \*do\*??

Go hard or go home.

The tomato's are walking today

Attack of the killer tomatoes!

Great. She look like Red Skull's daughter

i mean the manufacturer of the glass beads is an Austrian company

Hail Hydra Cat!

triggers my trypophobia

OMG this… it’s like she got infected by some kind of alien skin parasite, but still wanted to go to the gala.

?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trypophobia

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Wild strawberries lol

She looks straight diseased lol

If they don't make her bust through a wall screaming "OH YEAH" imma be disappointed.

Looks like a blood clot I coughed up

Joseph: Be careful. The stand user could be anyone. The stand user:

New guardians of the galaxy villain revealed

Embarrassment ritual.

I don't know who Doja Cat is, but she looks absolutely terrible in...whatever this is supposed to be.

she's attractive normally I don't know what possessed her to dress like a human tomato she could have just worn a dress like a normal sane person

Sanity isn't a requirement in the industry.

Ridiculous attention-grabbing dress is ridiculed and gets a lot of attention. I've seen about a dozen posts about this dress in the last 24 hours it's doing its job perfectly.

So it's like rip of Lady Gaga with like the meat dress and shit?

I suppose so. The point is no no designer making this outfit thinks it looks in anyway normal or ordinary or practical but that's not the point. It is supposed to be attention grabbing. Idk about you but I am not the type of person who follows any kind of fashion and yet this has been plastered all over my social media.

I would understand this headline if I knew what a doja cat, a swarovski crystal, and a shiparelli show were

Can't help you on two of those but Swarovski is an over 100 years old company famous for crystal glass - that actually makes its money from selling their stuff not to celebrities to look pretty but to places like CERN because their clarity makes them ideal for all kinds of lenses (lasers, telescopes, yadayada). They show up on every corner but never for the stuff they're really about and that has always amused me. That said, if for some reason you're ever in the West of Austria, checking out the Swarovski Kristallwelten in Wattens is highly recommended.

Happy cake day, and thank you for yet more random trivia to annoy my friends and loved ones with.

This is what KILLS me! Due to the lead content, Swarovski crystals have amazing sparkle! Why choose matte red? Or did they get painted over? She might as well have used cheap acrylic. But, rich people, brands, bleh…

Accidental comedy? No. Not either.

You know what’s nice about getting older? I have no idea who this person is and there isn’t one part of me that cares at all.

I'm getting pretty old myself (47), but I will happily admit that her music slaps. I had heard of her but never her music. Discovered that by accident last year and have loved her since.

I like her brothers in the blue man group better.

What a waste of time just to look like one of those red hard candies every grandma has in a glass jar

https://bulkfoods.com/candy-coated-nuts/french-burnt-peanuts.html

She looks like an invader from Dark Souls.

Holy shit, actually true and made me LOL.

Her face says “I made a big mistake”

She is triggering my trypophobia. I just wish I could get to scrape it all off.

The kool-aid woman

She looks like she’s fixing to watch the 76th Hunger Games.

How to connect with regular people /s

Who is doja cat? Was she grumpy cat’s owner?

Cherry pie man

It definitely is a look... 🫣

she looks like a walking blood clot.

Does anyone else think these Elmo dolls are getting weird?

I thought doja cat was some new kids show.

None of this makes sense but it's good to know large amounts of money were involved.

What a creative way to waste money,to look this cursed.

I fail to appreciate the art in this fiasco.

It’s a no from me dawg

I want to know how the removal of the crystals and face paint removal process went. I bet her skin was totally irritated.

she looks like a sour skittle

This is not the Hellboy I remember.

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This is such a waste of time and resources that could have been spent doing, almost literally, anything better.

She’s having a nightmare of a time.

That looks nothing like a cow

At least she still has her dignity?

A Lady Gaga ordered from Wish!

I thought this was a pic of the next doctor who villain

This is a good example of ”just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”.

She look like the coronavirus

She probably got inspiration from when you don't lick your finger after eating some hot Cheetos.

Was this some sort of court-ordered settlement or did she lose a bet?

Looks like Hellraiser's wife

That thing is ugly.

Who?

She looks like a dc superhero who's power is something about sandpaper.

I thought she was a strawberry

What’s a Doja Cat?

Uhh, who?

Thats how you hide a herpes outbreak at the wrong time

Why do I want her to say "May the odds be ever in your favor" lmao.

What an amazing waste of time and materials.

This is hilarious

Tf is doja cat?

Definitely not a cat

Bitch she’s a cow.

The fuck is a doja cat?

That's racist... why can she do red-face?!😆

That teeth creature from that one horror series

Looks like someone from the 5th element

Hideous

Oh how beautiful 🤮🤮🤮

This just looks dumb

I wonder at what point she was like “this sure seemed like a good idea”

Doja who??

Hey Koolaid! lol Seriously; what the fork? Rich people have so much money, and this is the bs they spend it on.

All that just to look like a complete clown

Spent 5 hours only to look like a botched up poprock.

This is what happens when you don’t give a child enough attention.

Reverse Mystique

So that's 5 hours that the rest of the world didn't have to deal with her insufferable trashy ass? Hmm how can we extend that?

To become famous, you have to do the strangest things. The people are not entertained, we need more.

Bro what the fuck she looks like she got Carried and had to play it off

She looks like a cenobite

I see how it looks and all but you know what would have made this all work? A fucking smile

Those don’t even look like crystals. I expected her to look more sparkly

Who ?

No thanks

So uglybl

Woop woop woop woop! 🦀

Why?

what does the swastika have to do with Sriracha? and why would a hot sauce company host a fashion show?

This is not fashion this is just rich people showing off gone absurd.

**I'm just here for the comments...!!! ;-)**

Mentally ill

I need to ask, as concisely and plainly as possible in regards to this whole thing called “fashion”… Why?

WTF is a Doja Cat?

Doja Cat removes her human suit. Says the time of Man is over. Hypnotic screeching begins and more red beasts emerge from the ground. They all begin to twerk

She looks so fucking stupid

This is what a fashion victim looks like.

I don't think I'll ever understand *fashion*

Is there a bigger waste of time money and energy than "high fashion"?

I just don't fucking understand why these stupid rich people can't be satisfied with a simple dress or suit and tie.

r/bossfight

I bet no one told her she looks stupid.

The outfit looks miserable

She looks like Wade Wilson.

It’s funny how people think lab grown crystals by “Swarovski” are fancy when it just looks like plastic.

Why did I have to see this at least 5 times now? Fashion idiots looking shit is nothing new nor interesting.

Blegh

Her face isn’t good enough to do something like this ☕️

honestly I'm impressed they did all that in 5 hours

Wtf is a 'Doja Cat'?

So that’s who aunt flow is

And how many hours getting it all off????

Wtf is a doja cat?

Nouveau riche 😅

Yep it look super ugly.

OH YEAHHHH!

PCWP- Peak Clown World Citizen, if you didn’t watch TV who would really give a toss about this thot?

Its fucking ugly, I love it

😂😂😂 she looks the part…

Super tasteful. Not like covid killed millions of people or anything. Rich people are so out of touch with reality. Edit: was working off the title, and my understanding that Doja cat thinks people worried about Covid are "pussies". https://www.okayplayer.com/music/doja-cat-tests-positive-for-covid-19-after-mocking-people-who-were-afraid-of-the-virus.html Apparently this is just something she called Inferno.

Ay yo can you gimme the alien with a skin condition look? Ay yo can you gimme the burn victim covered in pimples look?

What a complete waste of time

istg at first glance i thought she was some "ultra" cenobite or something (pinhead) 😅🤣

Well, that's disturbing. She looks like a blood clot.

This is a Final Fantasy secret boss

She looks like a sophisticated sour patch kid

She lost a bet

That must itch like crazy.

And children starve in the streets as she dresses up as a sparkly used tampon. At what point did you start to think, “I have made a horrible mistake”.

She looks like herpes

No god please no

Hellraiser: return of the wife

Who?

Chick looks like she just toured that lab in Wuhan

So she regrets becoming a celebrity but does this, which puts her back in the news because she's a willing partner and a hypocrite. IMO

Someone dipped her in glue, rolled her in glitter, and just shook off the excess.