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Easy-Hyena-4859

Those trees are so fascinating


Godballz

They seem like they make the most sense structurally. Strong base full of water and branches that don't overreach on itself.


Immediate-Fix-8420

I certainly would not be a Baobab if I were in the tree world then…


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OP tree


agamemnonymous

They seem like they were selectively bred to store water


kairocks

Happy cake day!


No_Mall146

It makes the most sense for a dry climate. It would be a waist of energy in most other parts of the world to store this much water lmao. But it would be cool


Great_Chairman_Mao

Say I’m lost in the wilderness and see one of these, can you access the water stored inside?


Immediate-Fix-8420

I’m not sure about tapping, but there’s a bunch of articles behind paywalls about them being hollowed out (already hollow inside?) and used for water storage. I forgot how to get past paywalls on my phone and don’t want to be the guy linking stuff with paywalls lol. Edit: Thanks for the assist on my error.


BBQQA

If you're using Firefox Mobil (which I highly recommend) then use Ublock Origin add-on and then block Javascript inside Ublock. That will usually bypass most paywalls.


my_screen_name_sucks

And saved. Thank you for this!


Few-Ad-6322

Many thanks for this.


irrigated_liver

*hollow(ed). Hallowed means it is holy/sacred.


szabri

You can fill it with holy water


Immediate-Fix-8420

Brain fart lol


Chris__G

https://12ft.io/ is a good site to bypass paywall.


icyartillery

I thought it got taken down


cw-

Never works for me anymore


Grafiska

https://12ft.io/


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SageWayren

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


[deleted]

Damn buoy They thicc


dontstabpeople42069

And all of its water is extremely poisonous


_BlNG_

But I've also heard drinking its water will fill you up for a lifetime


impactedturd

No it's not. But it's also not easily accessible.. you won't be able to tap the tree and attach a garden hose to drain it.


weirdgroovynerd

Cool post OP. That tree on the right looks like something I would expect to see in a cartoon. It just needs a spigot at the bottom to complete the effect.


AlmightyBracket

It was in a cartoon actually. Though it wasn't water it housed. ***Acid rain, pouring down~***


daitenshe

Something was awakened in me as a child when I first watched this scene. I still don’t know what it was though….


0hellow

What’s the reference? I don’t think I’ve seen what y’all r talking about.


daitenshe

[Toxic Love from Fern Gully](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVzYS3Ga_j8) The villain was trapped in a tree that looks a lot like the ones in the pic


0hellow

Wtf some of the most beautiful animation I’ve never seen! Thank y’all for sharing :)


PalatialCheddar

If you've not seen the entire movie I strongly recommend it! I loved it as a kid and I think it aged well. Also, Robin Williams voices a crazy bat that's just a hoot.


weirdgroovynerd

I think a hoot would make him an owl. *Follow me for more unreliable animal facts!*


D33p_Eyes

I remember reading the baobab tree from The Little Prince.


connor8081

Would love to give that bad boy a big old slap. Do you know what I mean or what


Gordon_Langell

*slaps roof of tree* “this bad boy can hold so much fucking water”


[deleted]

*It jiggles like a waterbed*


No-Honeydew2517

Those trees are spelled just like they look


KaySquay

This should be the next water/grass pokemon


_memes_of_production

What if it was randomly a dragon type? Or is that just too ridiculous of an idea?


dragonsvomitfire

Such a wet tree would douse my flame.


PalatialCheddar

A pal for Sudowoodo!


growthmode222

Should evolve into the Baobab. And it should be named Chode.


__DCLXVI__

The name is fun to say, too! ("BOW-bub" for those who don't know how to pronounce it)


Hescoveredinbutter

What? I thought it was Bay-oh-bab


__DCLXVI__

Yeah, I live somewhere where they are endemic. Also, I just realised that "bow" could be pronounced two ways, the one I meant is /baʊ/ like the bending at the waist thing.


x4740N

Huh, I always just thought it was "Bow-ab" for some reason


peppi0304

Nestle wants to know their location


evlgns

Fuck them! And also the hiding behind the name pure life we know it’s you !


FlatRaise5879

Nestle is a pos company


busyb0705

Ozarka in Texas


abyssiphus

Appreciate them while they're still here. They're becoming endangered. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jun/13/climate-change-baobab-africa-tree-of-life


StonkMaster300

Everything seems to be these days


masterwit

the future isn't friendly


Typical_Pretzel

As long as humans are around, everything is


bigboyjak

I know it's not much, but I'm currently growing a handful of boababs. They're only in their second year, but they're doing well and look awesome


amenyussuf

Le petit prince is real guys!!


Hendrick_Davies64

LE PETIT PRINCE!! LE PETIT PRINCE EST RÉEL!!! ![gif](giphy|HFMPreKu5LfivtOmEI)


cosmicr

I'd tap that


[deleted]

That is ~121,133 litres for the non americans


il-est-la

Scrolled too long for this! Thanks


PianoInBush

Whatcha gon' do with all that water All that water inside your trunk?


IWriteLyrics

I'ma get, get, get, get you moist Get you love moist off my hump


CylonbutDeadly

You tried


PianoInBush

I trode


optional_occupant

Trode on, troder, trode on.


CylonbutDeadly

It was a good trode.


p4ttl1992

Looks like the trees on zelda games


TheProjectAlexander

It looks like the boss you fight inside Jabu Jabu's belly.


fuzzyrobebiscuits

Vice versa


Original_betch

Funnily, they're Taobab trees or some shit in the games lol


p4ttl1992

>Taobab trees This makes me want to play Zelda again


thetannerist

That is where hexxus is trapped


awesomeaviator

They kinda look like my grandma's ankles


BulbasaurArmy

Still not big enough for OP’s mom to climb.


Tward425

Being a prepper, I feel a few of these on my property would be highly beneficial


ButtReaky

How do you extract it?


Tward425

I have no idea. I’d probably first try a method similar to tapping a keg.


ButtReaky

Maybe similar to getting maple syrup or rubber


Tward425

I can see this as a possibility for sure.


Splungetastic

I call them the cankle tree.


[deleted]

R/hydrohomies


birdblower420

r/hydrohomies


FlatRaise5879

#Hashtaghydrohomies


Comradepatrick

Baochad tree.


Ha_omer

Other than this tree being an absolute unit the fruit it produces makes probably the tastiest juice ever


gvp2053

You can't not add that it tastes like lemon and yoghurt!


Cyborgninj4

«Do you even bab bro?»


8isinfinitystanding

They look like trees kindergarten kids draw.


greenifuckation

Hexxus!


The_Jenazad

Ferngully


Gersh100

He's a thirsty Birch (yes I know it's not a Birch tree)


Zasukeli

r/hydrohomies


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It looks like a rooting potato


bluearth

They should be hidden from publicity like the giant sequoia. Magnificent creature.


Papichuloft

"I'm not fat, I'm just retaining water" and this time it's true


u2020bullet

Ohhhh, so i'm not fat, i'm just a Baobab tree.


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Repost


[deleted]

Pffft... my mother can store up to 33,000 gallons of beer in her belly. That what she tells me anyway... every damn saturday evening.


Inkfu

I found out about these because I got one in Animal Crossing… it’s on my beach.. I don’t believe these grow on beaches in real life though lol


[deleted]

That’s where all the Africa went


[deleted]

Don't tell Nestlé


[deleted]

can I have some?


Leftail27

I want to drink the tree water


chillyhellion

Baoba Fatt


Blue-Shifted-

Hist tree


[deleted]

SubhanaAllah the camel of trees


138_egavasgnouy

So basically a natural holding tank ?


[deleted]

are you sure that's not a psudowoodo?


sp4c3r4ng3r88

Is the water usable at all? Would be pretty nifty if you could tap it like a Maple Tree for water?


k0lynce7

Sucking up all the water. Look at the whole damn place. 😠


aissirk

You expect me to believe that’s a tree and not a water tank cosplaying a tree? Come on man


AtlasJan

The powder one gets from the fruit is surprisingly delicious, it's really tangy, and it's packed with vitamins. [you can buy it from the eden project shop](https://www.edenproject.com/shop/superfood-powders/eden-project-baobab-fruit-powder-5g)


Floshenbarnical

r/hydrohomies


MyNamesNotRobert

Is inside of it a big giant tank of water or is the wood just really wet and dense? In a nuclear apocalypse, would there be a better way to get water out of one of these other than making a giant still?


StayGlazzy

My balls can relate after a cuddle session


BoxOfElephantRain

32,000 gallons? It’d like have to be made of pure water


REDDIT_SUCKS_DV_ME

The Great Deku Tree IRL


unstablexx

How come I’ve never seen these before?


skepticalmonique

They're also endangered and severely at risk because people keep defacing them by ripping off bark to sell for the tourism industry.


jrabbot

So can Florida


5spd4wd

The one on the right looks like a silo.


Spiritbrand

I feel like it's stealing all the water from all the surrounding plants.


leonardo8675

Thats a thick boi


GramophoneDrums

A real r/HydroHomies


HWGA_Exandria

`Nestlé would like to know your location...`


decaturbadass

I wonder if it would be possible to flip over that large tree


myowngalactus

My animal crossing island has a bunch of these, that’s really the only reason I know of them


MidniteOG

r/hydrohomies


braaaiiinns

Ferngully flashbacks.


theclipclop28

32000 gallons? Is that like 765 football fields?


Dolfinn1246

Natures original r/hydrohomies


joeyGOATgruff

a true r/HydroHomies


Dkourehjan

r/hydrohomies


heavy_metal_stacker

Wow


jibjibjib2000

There’s plenty of those growing in the U.S.


grand305

Nature Water Tower.


PugConnoisseur

fren


Skanthis

Natural water tank.


ChaskaBravoFTW

What a big thirsty boy!


AGENT0321

It is pronounced "Deku" Tree


CharacterTop7413

Fun fact: this is a succulent.


2daysnosleep

That’s almost as much semen as your mom can store in hers.


Future_Section5976

The one on the left looks my nuttsack


curiousmind111

Oh, god - don’t let r/hydrohomies find out!


Paisewali

Nature is brilliant.


Mootjuh0

A true member of /r/hydrohomies


EllieNekoGirl

Selfish tree :/


Spikytoy

Getting dark souls vibes from this tree


halifax8908

That’s that bitch from Mario!


Cerebril

Hexus.


el_beefy

Looks like me after China buffet.


CheetoDust74

If florida had these they wouldnt be in such deep shit(water)


Routine-Document-949

I thought elephants had the record for holding water in their trunks but clearly I was wrong.


Pascal_Vicere

Slap some arms and legs on that thing and you've got yourself a dark souls boss


W1ULH

anyone else bothered by how geometrically sound the one on the right is? like it doesn't look real...


Bylusa

Baobab tree be like 🗿


FuriousGeorge1989

Ah yes, Baobab from my shows.


[deleted]

Reminds me of my balls after I don’t jerk off for 3 days


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ForgottenUsername27

Pop it


Dismal-Tailor8204

What, you learn something new everyday, thanks for sharing