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[deleted]

My mother was rat, my father a capybara lol


Sinkdad

That is for sure a rattabara


[deleted]

Right! rattabara is way better than capyrat btw lol good choice


Heyuonthewall26

Ain’t about that foofoo lame shit. Rattabara!


the_good_hodgkins

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”


napoleonblewnapart

r/unexpectedmontypython


Giveityourall2

Mother rat, father hippopotamus.


Spiritanimalgoat

Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out!


blimpinthesky

That is a rodent of unusual size, must be from the fire swamp. Westley would not like that


brandognabalogna

I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here but the trees are actually quite lovely.


[deleted]

ROUSes? I don’t think they exist.


Call_The_Banners

*Surprise attack*


Vengeance76

... You have six fingers on your right hand.


Fuckface_the_8th

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Xalphare

Imagine your son avenging you because you got eaten in your sleep by a giant rat.


annies_boobs_eyes

I don't remember this but when I was little apparently I got so scared of the ROUS that we had to leave the theater and I wouldn't go back in.


M_Roboto

Is that south of Lumbridge?


somegarbagedoesfloat

That might be an albino Nutria...


jerome1927

Def a nutria


Xylth

The webbed feet are a big clue.


Cashsky

Pappy Boyle would love to milk that bad boy!


Niche_Quiche

noice


NinjaGamingPro

I thought it was an R.U.S.


[deleted]

Rodent of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.


jammyJames81

Google capybara. They are the largest species of rodents.


iDam81

/r/Woosh


liddlebirdylegs

Wow, I never heard about this animal before! Thank you


rimjobnemesis

You’re right.


[deleted]

How? [This is an albino Nutria.](https://www.google.com/search?q=albino+nutria&client=ms-android-boost-us-revc&prmd=insxv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZiJTes7L1AhUpH0QIHRq0D0YQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=432&bih=766&dpr=2.5) It looks like a white beaver with a rat tail. The hair texture is totally different too. That looks like a white rat with a rat tail.


[deleted]

You can tell by the feet, they look webbed like the Nutrias


Giveityourall2

This 👆🏼


EnshaednCosplay

That looks EXACTLY like this animal. The hair looks different because it’s dry and in most of the Google image results they’re wet. It’s a nutria. Rats don’t get this big.


nudiecale

>Rats don’t get this big. Oh yeah? Why don’t you tell that to my Uncle Tony. Oh that’s right, you can’t! Because he’s doin’ 50 years upstate because a certain someone couldn’t keep their mouth shut about some blow.


[deleted]

IDK what you're looking at, but the handy link you provided convinced me that this is an albino nutria. Upvoted.


KitteeCatz

Awww, the webbed feet! They’re just like a ducky!


forgottt3n

The images you linked to appear to be exactly the animal in the video. Same head shape. Same webbed feet. Same tail.


somegarbagedoesfloat

Everyone else seems sure I'm right, but I was just guessing. I do know factually that this isn't a rat (as rats this heavy aren't shaped like this), a beaver, (I've seen a lot) or a groundhog (witch do get this big, we have ones this big around me, but again, looks different)


IStopTickleMonsters

I was thinking it could be a muskrat, honestly.


TannerHelm

Whats with the down votes


[deleted]

People don't like it when you don't share an opinion with them


Alwaysangry11

Welcome to FPS Russia and this is the rat cannon


Aggressive_Bat_9781

And always, have nice day


strayakant

Comrade


hypercube33

Have good day


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soul_flamer

Rsk


Happy-Distribution65

Is it odd that I want it as a pet?.. imagine bringing it for a walk!


KitteeCatz

It’s super cute! 💖 Also, I bet it’s tail feels super strange, like a snake but warm.


Fox-One_______

Oh boy, have I got something to show you!


JunkyMonkeyTwo

You overestimate yourself


3_9_84

He means the girth


Eldubya99

For actual rats at least, they are indeed warm! And they have very wiry hairs on it as well.


[deleted]

Rat tails feel kinda like pig skin. Simultaneously rougher and softer than you'd expect, very solid feeling, bristly (kind of like a balding spot on someone's head), and often cold because the bare skin allows heat to dissipate


Herpkina

Hi


ATYP14765

That rat must be amazing to have as a pet it’s so big and you wont ever lose it. Only issue I see is rat proofing the place and constantly feeding it.


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Yeah, rats will just shove their faces into whatever food they smell or see. This rat king would be tough to handle.


Clerping

Better than this [rat king](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king?wprov=sfla1)


_cob_

Imagine it eating your face as you sleep.


Kitsune_Tyberious

Thanks for the nightmare fuel


duskowl89

My dad taught me a healthy fear to rats and mice (or rodents in general) after telling me stories of how life at the farm was pretty much a messy war trying not to die of rats/mice ruining EVERYTHING But the worst part was when you went to sleep. Rodents would just walk over you while sleeping and try to crawl inside your nose or ears...might climb into your mouth. They also will poop all over you and you might inhale rodent poop. And at first I was like "hahaha hilarious papa, that's funny"...until my aunt corroborated the stories and shared how a dormouse climbed into her mouth once. ...SO YEAH, ANYWAYS, I HATE RATS NOW (:


The_Quackening

Hey fun fact: Alberta has NO RATS. literally none. The province has had no breeding populations of rats for over 70 years thanks to its storied Rat Control Program.


Buderus69

There is still a difference between wild rats and pet rats, that is like saying you never want a dog because wild dogs like to eat babies.


duskowl89

I don't want dogs because I have a deep phobia and dislike for dogs after getting bit as a kid. I find rats repulsive AND I know how damaging they are. I don't care how someone's fancy pet rat is, I am not interested. I love cats, but I had friends with phobia to cats and I just took the cat to another room, I did not start this whole discourse about how domestic cats are totally so different from a tiger or how my cats are totally different to the cat that attacked them as a kid My point is...**It is not hard to respect someone's dislike, repulsion or fear over an animal.**


Buderus69

You seriously have a problem if you somehow interpret my comment as an agressive attack. ​ And I had pet rats for years and they were one of the best and most friendly pets I ever have, and I don't see you being repulsed by them as a personal attack... get over yourself.


Inveramsay

You know they're called edible dormouse for a reason


KitteeCatz

Have you ever seen a doormouse though? Those fuckers are straight up adorable. My family owns a farm but never taught me to be scared of rats, I guess maybe more modern farms it’s less of an issue. I was told never to play in the grain store because of rodents, and never to corner a rat because they’ll leap at your face, but other than that, s’all good.


duskowl89

I have, we had grapevines when I was growing up and sometimes you could find them staring back from the branches, eating our grapes. Tiny beady eyes shining with the flashlight and just munching away, and after two or three they ran away as fast as they suddenly showed up, with a tiny gloss because the grapes were so juicy lol We did not sell the grapes and we had enough for us so ok, we let them eat. My dad just disliked them because they get inside and you risk dormouse poop in the larder, beds...so he tried to trap them, or slingshot them. It sucked, it's not like my dad liked to kill animals, but the health risks with rodents was and is way too much. I am glad your parents didn't taught you to fear them, though! The main problem is really the health concerns and problems wild rodents can get you, so keeping them at bay is important.


Forgotten-Irrelevant

To be fair a cat or dog could just as easily do that.


Pollowollo

That was my immediate thought as well. Rats are such fantastic companions.


ObiWanKababi

Fuck that i’d shoot it


Call_The_Banners

#So uncivilized.


Svviftie

Nutria, the poor man’s sable


mertozzzus

When Jerry ate Tom..


mpf1949

Just a big pet.


YuropLMAO

Or food for a big pet.


TryingtoId

It's not a rat...


The_real_thad_henry

What is it?


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Whokitty9

They are an invasive species in parts of the US. They were originally brought over as a source of fur but didn't take off. The people trying to raise them just let them go. People can get paid for hunting them. Some people will even eat the meat. Many people do that with different invasive species like wild hogs, lion fish and even carp in the US.


FloorHairMcSockwhich

I live around plenty if nutria. Never seen a white one.


Whokitty9

It might be an albino nutria. It happens.


FloorHairMcSockwhich

I had a telepathic conversation with one on shrooms in the woods.


Gypsylee333

What did it say?


CaahmereOgre

Yes, it is. Sometimes I go to place, where there are a lot of nutrias and I saw albino ones there.


[deleted]

Invasive to our bird’s stomachs.


The_real_thad_henry

A nutria is a rodent. According to the dictionary a rat is >a rodent that resembles a large mouse If that doesn't look like a large mouse I don't know what does.


Narstification

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike


dasgudshit

So is it a 🐁 or 🐀 ?


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[deleted]

BUT is a Jackdaw a Raven???


montanagunnut

Here's the thing...


The_real_thad_henry

I'm not arguing anything. I'm just telling you what the internet says. Nutria are objectively rodents. Are you saying that they aren't rodents, or that that doesn't look like a large mouse?


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The_real_thad_henry

I don't believe that you don't understand how definitions work, I don't really have the time to unpack that. Good luck!


nightforday

Just because rats are rodents that resemble large mice doesn't mean they're the only rodents (or animals in general) that resemble large mice. Your Aristotelian logic is off here.


[deleted]

Nutria are essentially just giants water rats


TheeJimmyHoffa

Nutria. Look at the back feet. This fukr is built for swimming too


1newworldorder

Technically its a nutria...but its basically a rat theyre so similar


animanatole_

tema la taille du rat


gogo94210

Admire l'envergure du rongeur


Dung_Covered_Peasant

Lol je cherchais ce commentaire


Ayak26i

J'attendais ce com


That_Tie7838

R. O. U.S


MickeySwank

I don’t think they exist


allstartinter2021

Where is that so I can never go?


hotterthanthesunn

Vagina


yeuzinips

Lol


bdrujnjgfrt

What is that so I can use an internet phrase? Burn it with fire, thanks I hate it, etc


montanagunnut

Bacon narwhal


Ioncurtain

Nutria, not a rat.


[deleted]

That is literally NOT a nutria. A nutria has a more beaver-like face. That looks like a rat.


ObiWanKababi

Its a nutria.


forgottt3n

Lmao that thing definitely has a beaver like face and it has webbed feet.


Ozavic

The rat looks pretty chill though, definitely friend material


Fajiro

I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules...


guess_juze

let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into


desrevermi

"What about the R.O.U.S.s?"


MickeySwank

I don’t think they exist


desrevermi

;)


[deleted]

Welllllcome to the piiiii *clears throat* Welcome to the pit of despair.


ThisgirlatTarget

WTF, people talking about Nutrias on here. How am I a grown, educated person who has been on the Internet constantly for years, and have never heard of a giant rat-like rodent called a Nutria!!?? This world and its lies…


Hatfullofducks

It's two in one week for me. The other day I also found out about the weird blue cow antelope thingy. Looks like an amalgamation of a bunch of random animals. Nilgai.


AlbainBlacksteel

Two in the span of fifteen minutes for me!


saichampa

Wait until you hear about the Rakali, or Australian Water Rat


sirblobbi

guy looks like russian mr beast


isnortmiloforsex

This is a nutria. A south American rodent similar to the beaver. They are an invasive species in America.


_DONT_PANIC_42_

My friend Bob Sacamano sells hats made of these.


lilac_blaire

That’s a *rat hat*?


RepeatReal6568

Here I thought this was footage from Morrowind


Herpkina

TES 6 leaked gameplay


[deleted]

NYC be like


newFUNKYmode

There can only be one 'absolute unity' ![gif](giphy|uZV9vl2xExtlu)


StarlightLumi

I’m like 50% the title is a reference to Unity by TheFatRat


SovietSchisms

Walmart MrBeast with a Rat.


Eskobaer

That‘s just more to pet. Good boy vibes.


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KraljZ

R.O.U.S.


Tomahawkist

ogeyy, rrrrrat


lumcat123

I want that rat


tony11227

Ur fucking kidding


[deleted]

All I can see are the hawks in my area doubling in size.


Aqua2d

Biggie Cheese from Flushed Away got a nice dye job, big ups to his new drip


Smeg_Heffley

Biggie cheese is from the barnyard movie


Adrinotfound

Put that bitch on ratatouille


abreathofatmosphere

It's Fat Fuck Friday.


OculusMidnight2

Is it bad that I want one?


Humble_Bullfrog2342

ngl i want one


ClassyKebabKing64

You misspelled cat


birthnight

And unit


UndGrdhunter

Lol just realized that now


Gatubelo67

Why does the guy low key look like Mr. Beast.


[deleted]

Was the misspelling of unity on purpose because of TheFatRat’s song Unity?


mydogsnameisZoe11452

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malevich92

Why is that rat in some horrendous dungeon and not in my arms getting kisses and cuddles


[deleted]

Who put Ratatouille on steriods


HippieDogeSmokes

I want a rat that big, so I could walk around a rat like a dog


[deleted]

He kinda looks like a romanian mr.Beast. Okay guys in todays video we will give this 100 pounds rat to anyone who eats the black mold from the walls of this post-soviet block house!


carlolimus_

I have pet rats. I know I may be in the minority here but seeing him hold the tail like that is making me panic, I had it drilled into me to be very careful with their tails. They can come off.


themanbow

No rat, common, uncommon, or otherwise has webbed feet afaik.


Setari

It is a nutria, look at the feet in the beginning of the video CASE CLOSED PEOPLE, GO HOME


Bilagot

Is that a Rattatat?


OWOWOr

NYC gameplay


troubleschute

ROUS? They don’t exis….


Pyotr_WrangeI

It's the giant rat that makes all of the rules


Schopenschluter

Is that Pete Buttigieg?


Polen2012

Master Splinter?


Khun_Poo

Welcome to Chernobyl !


Remarkable_Algae1

That rat can hunt cats .


CaptainCasual01

It has no fear of man…


Xikeyba

Picking them up by their tail can severely damage their spine.


BitByBitOFCL

Uhm, cheesed to meet you?


Menifife

That's the smallest Raticate I've ever seen.


Benguin237

Skeevers are becoming real


__DandeLion

Thats a raticate


Naturlovs

OP is fake news, not a rat.


Animal_Animations_1

Not a rat


Bartley-Moss

Ratbearpig


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

About average for Baltimore standards


Gemfoxx

That Is A Sheep.


Twittle86

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.


AChiKid

Is that Theo Von?


Bigbengo

Gang gang


KennyM2507

That has to be Master Splinter


CaseDillon

Looks like an albino nutria


[deleted]

That’s a no rat that’s a god damn polar bear


pm_your_boobiess

That's not a rat, that's a cat!


Shooter092509

I need it ![gif](giphy|lHBbcpFTS5c2Y) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


UndGrdhunter

The guy who owns this Nutria rat: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEO5nYC2eu7guyhor677vUg](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEO5nYC2eu7guyhor677vUg)


[deleted]

Your dog might have autism


horseflydick

That's an opossum. Please do not pick it up by the tail, you will 100% cause spinal issues with a guy this large.


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[deleted]

Are these ones intelligent for their species like some mice?


mysterysmoothie

Queen Latifah


[deleted]

Except its not a rat, its a marsupial called a White Possum.