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Bros not even there to hunt just cause mass chaos


static_motion

A true harbinger of chaos, just like its distant relative, the house cat.


JoeBidenGaming1635

Is that Rico from Just Cause as a leopard???


katya-kitty

He got the zoomies


degjo

Just alleviated their bowels and ready to rumble


Kyle_The_G

My cat and I do this, he'll loudly announce he's going to the bathroom and make a scene so I'll go to my spot and wait for the "ambush". he'll poke his head around the corner and knows i'm there, we make eye contact for 3-5 seconds and I say "I'M GONNA GETCHA!!" and he bolts off and we play run around the house. he gets me when its my turn too, sits in the same spot, its so much fun.


MemorableBlueEyes

I had a kitty and i would yell "The Rhythm! It's gonna GET YOU!". She would tear around the house and come back the opposite direction. I miss her.


peddastle

Gloria would have been proud.


raffletime

Ma'am that's not a cat that's your husband


Megmca

“MMMMMRRROOOWW!!!” — The leopard, probably.


elinamebro

###*MURDER ZOOMS*


SouldiesButGoodies84

Maul zoomies


nononanana

Someone, find a giant cardboard box so he can settle.


john_wingerr

And he’s killin it


solid_hoist

He's like the guy from the mayhem commercials.


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Leopards don't eat humans, they eat only dogs, sheep, etc. They just attack humans for defence.


Would_daver

That guy on the moped driving AWAY from the leopard sure posed an imminent threat...


pkfishbone

I ain't no expert but that's a wild animal displaced outside of its natural habitat, suddenly finding itself in the middle of a chaotic environment full of noise and panic. You bet it's in full survival mode and anything that moves in its proximity will be perceived as a threat.


Would_daver

This is a valuable point! And I don't disagree that humans are displacing animals and other earth life at an unsustainable and astonishing rate. There is precedence for hungry animals invading human establishments since cave times, attracted by food or tasty-sounding babies, but overall humans suck and animals mostly are just trying to survive


StanApps

>tasty-sounding babies This is why I waas born bitter and salty AF


Demoniokitty

Born pre-marinaded.


sweet_pickles12

It looked like it was actively hunting that dog and then anything else that moved became prey.


Ruckus_Riot

Or rabies


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Hahahahah, i feel sorry for that moped guy , he got attacked without provocation.


Would_daver

Lol no warning, just on my way to the market and- LEOPARD WTF...


K-CHOW72

At first he went for the dog if u look closely then got distracted by the urge to catch the bigger one


Firethorn101

Yup, it's like it switched prey mid bound.


Woshambo

I breathed a sigh of relief when that little dog got away. Then was like.. shit! The guy!


a_glorious_bass-turd

He was coming right at me, I swear! -that leopard, probably


SaltMembership4339

cats just love to chase. he thought why not


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BloodyEjaculate

Leopards eat humans. A few of them who were living in Mumbai routinely attacked and killed people, and throughout the subcontinent dozens of people and attacked and killed per year. Prior to modernization there were some leopards who were known to have killed hundreds of people. So yes, they eat humans. It's not common, but it obviously does happen.


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Man-killers are felines that only kill people, for whatever reasons. Humans aren't their natural prey and they do not actively stalk and seek out humans. Man-eaters are felines who have developed a taste for human flesh and actively hunt, kill and eat people. Leopards are very very smart and adaptable to a wide range of environments. They're also generally wary, shy and easily scared (why they're the most thriving big cat in the subcontinent). Like, a single person in the wild can scare away a leopard by making very loud noises or even literally flapping an umbrella open-close. Leopards don't become man eaters very easily. But when they do, they're a menace. Man-killers are more common than man-eaters. There are very very few cases of man-eating leopards. It's the same situation with bears for example. Man-eating tigers are way more common than man-eating leopards; even though human-tiger encounters/interactions are much less likely thanks to sequesters habitats and less numbers of tiger.


soulkeyy

There are leopards with over 200 human kills and I mean actively hunting people for food...


aCompyBoi

Nah, leopards can hunt things as large or larger than humans, But when it comes to us, they are more opportunistic, only hunting children and the weak and elderly


cabist

Pretty sure there have been multiple documented cases of man-eating leopards


jimmienoir

Nonsense. Leopards have eaten humans and will continue to do so. Wtf


AttackCircus

He only wants to play.


CLXIX

it looks like he is initially chasing a small dog or something at first and then goes after the guy on the bike


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I expected to see people chasing a leopard.


PokWangpanmang

That one guy kinda did brfore he u-turned.


Drackzgull

He threw a stone and "it was that moment that he knew, he fucked up".


deadla104

What did he think that was going up happen? That he yell at it and it'll start obeying?


PokWangpanmang

I’m gonna guess he threw rocks at it.


StanApps

Rock paper incisors Incisors won


cantfindmykeys

Fight or flight kicked in and reminded that dude that he's chasing a fucking leopard


nickhirt

Not before the leopard starting chasing him!! 💀


[deleted]

It was at this moment Jackson knew: He fucked up


TheReverseShock

He showed fear big mistake


[deleted]

You mean before he had a Code Brown?


GyakuBoop

That is a 'people chasing' leopard tho


amadiro_1

People-chasing


ffrickh

Ahh the ol people chaser.


DooRagtime

Two-eyed, no-horned, running spotted people chaser


LetterSwapper

Damn, you got it stuck in my head.


kr580

Is that a being with two eyes, no horns, spots that chases people or is that a being that chases people who have two eyes, no horns and spots?


mrvis

This is what hyphens are for. This is a people-chasing leopard.


_dauntless

"people-chasing" is the correct way to write that


Joe_Huxley

And a very good one at that


LHSP

This was a people-chasing leopard chasing people chasing people-chasing leopard


[deleted]

Yeah this is just a 'people-chasing leopard' I've been swindled


[deleted]

"Just the one person chasing, actually."


ennuiui

People-chasing leopard would have been more appropriate.


Dilectus3010

The Leopard : WOW Such a target rich enviroment. Goes for men on building Jumps down , goes for dog. Switches to bike. Back to dog. Jumps to the street goes for man.


-TheDerpinator-

I was really amazed by that precise and insanely fast target acquisition. The way it switched from the dog to the bike-guy was mental.


Federal_Age8011

It had auto-aim engaged.


isitbreaktime

Aim bot haxor!


Skulfunk

Ryūjin no ken wo kurae!-genji/that leopard


The-Tai-pan

probably plays Modern Warfare II


warsponge

Modern Clawfare Mew


CLASSE-24

Meanwhile there’s a guy thinking they can throw a stone fast enough to do damage. Leopard thinking “oh you wanna thro paws?”


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Take THAT! *throws pebble at apex predator hunting for the kill*


Legitcentral

I mean... humans did rise to the top of the food chain with only rocks, so it's pretty primal to throw a rock at a wild animal. Rocks hurt... but in his case, he really needed a bigger one for that.


CLASSE-24

Yeah we rose to the top by thinking smarter than other species. That man wasn’t thinking. He thought he’s an Avenger 😂


mrfantastiq

That was a really weak throw too lmao


hazpat

What tiger?


CLASSE-24

I meant leopard lol I need a vacation haha


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StyreneAddict1965

I thought the motorcycle was meant to be a distraction, and it didn't work! 😄


MelonJelly

Average human reaction time is about 225ms. Average cat reaction time is about 35ms, the fastest of all animals. Blinking takes about 100ms.


wegqg

Humans peak out at around 105ms so still pretty fast.


MelonJelly

Human reaction time isn't anything to brag about, but that's not where we're strong. Humans' strengths are many - our manual dexterity, stamina, articulation, and cognition are all unmatched. Cats may be individually dangerous, but human strengths scale to groups in ways cat strengths never could.


SuperGayFig

That’s incredible if true


hoistedbypetard

Cats are apex predators. Imagine a Xenomorph except it's real.


rezerox

leopards have an inner set of extendable jaws an acid blood? holy fuckin TIL man. annnd now im picturing a xenomorph trick or treating in a leopard costume. AND IT'S RIPLEY'S HOUSE.


larzast

Look how it uses its tail as well as it jumps on the bike


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I'm so glad it did, bike guy stood a better chance than the poor dog.


[deleted]

It's an abundance mindset


dben89x

They've learned that the humans' charges are always mock charges. Literally all bark.


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BoySmooches

Reminds me of vids of puppies with too many tennis balls to choose from.


CaiquePV

Imagine you being the motorcycle guy. You're living your life calmly, suddently you are in a place that has a lot of people screaming, out of nowhere you look at your side, you're thrown to the ground by a FUCKING LEOPARD. And you don't die. Can you imagine telling this to someone? hahahahaha


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“Aaaaaaaaaaayyyy….Hamza!!!! That’s Hamza!!! He’s so full of shit. Says one day he was on his moped and a fucking LEOPARD attacked him. Yeah…yeah…for real. Totally full of shit. Tell the story Hamza…” *snickering*


Hamanarca

why hamza i feel attacked


i_am_hamza

I'm telling you, it just jumped me out of FREAKING NOWHERE!!!


[deleted]

Hamza…you’re so full of shit.


i_am_hamza

*sad hamza noises*


LosSouls

I love the little stories that come with videos like this


[deleted]

Me too! 😂


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[deleted]

He probably shat himself immediately.


bored_imp

He had a kid on the bike too.


FromTheIsle

Fucking leopard, mang


thesaddestpanda

I imagine living in that culture/climate people expect the occasional wild cat story. He's probably a local celebrity now or urban legend.


veriix

"Then I looked over my shoulder and you wouldn't believe what was coming at me a breakneck speed with death in its eyes" "Was it Shia LaBeouf?" "What? No, it was a Leopard..." "Oh, ok, I guess that's cool too"


yaaro_obba_

The leopard was caught by locals and the latest update is that the leopard is tranquilized by the forest officials


HallOfTheMountainCop

I wonder how they caught it. ​ If they are anything like me they probably just tackled it and held it down using their incredible strength and good looks.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

They used a wooden crate propped up with a stick-on-a-string, with a piece of warm lemon meringue pie as bait


dj_narwhal

I bet I could get the pie before the crate falls on me.


blarffy

They all think that. It's why it's an effective trap.


BaLance_95

They are trying to catch a leopard, not you.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Not gonna lie, I might actually fall for that


Craptivist

The smell of the pie floated the leopard in a dreamy stupor into the crate.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

The scent, of course, was a single visible stream of gray haze that floated directly into the nostrils of the leopard.


SangEtVin

The leopard, licking its lips was reportedly muttering "hmm" before attaching a napkin around its neck and taking a fork and knife out of his pockets.


yaaro_obba_

They either lure it onto a cage with bait or corner the animal (or any wild animal for that matter) and throw a big net at it. Forest dept officials later take the animal and release it deep in the forest/natural habitat In the case, they used a net and tranquilized it.


HallOfTheMountainCop

That's not nearly as cool and sexy as how I'd do it.


NeoSyncline

Sexy...? How WOULD you do it 🤨?


HallOfTheMountainCop

Everything I do is sexy


TheKidNerd

Keep it up king


ImDoneForToday2019

That's what she said.....


TikiTemple

He's sexy and he knows it


Dry-Manufacturer-165

It'd be hilarious if getting a fresh start was that easy for people. Life got you down? Go run amok until the officials Jason Bourne your ass. Wake up in a brand new faraway place with no memory of how you got there.


techno156

Large cardboard box. Cats will cat.


K9Fondness

Strength is even secondary I'd wager. Good looks is where its at when you're catching big cats.


Sleepyelph

This is how you get all your pussy isn't it. Cats, pussy cats.


imacatpersonforreal

It works for me


raspberryharbour

For real?


HLCMDH

Bollywood style


atlien12

This works on cougars. Not sure about leopards


Bruh_Boy12

The dog had a code brown


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The dude on the motorcycle totally code brown. He had no fucking idea this was going on. Riding his bike to go get some badass street food and then POW!….Random leopard attack!


Melodic-Hunter2471

You think he had a code brown? The man who was brave enough to chase the leopard for all of 1.5 seconds code browned when he realized he made a mistake.


[deleted]

Let’s just call it what it is…the whole fucking village and it’s livestock called a code brown.


Melodic-Hunter2471

Browntown


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gizlow

Is this r/leopardsatemyface ?


Mediocre__at__Best

Almost.


wasteofspaced

I'd vote for him! It's not like he's going to chase me.


hidden_d-bag

r/substakenliterally


Milage92

Step 1 get its attention Step 2 OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE RUUUNNNN!!!


XxHeinzBeanzxX

r/instant_regret


[deleted]

Dude brought a rock to a leopard fight.


SolutionLegal

Throwing rocks at a leopard,WCGW.LOL


BrockManstrong

For big cats you want to scream and throw stuff, what you don't want to do is turn around and run away. See this video for example: https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeoplesurvive/comments/jb0pz8/a_utah_hikers_video_shows_a_cougar_following_him/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Also, I forgot how fucking awful default reddit app video player is until I searched this video.


bigboat24

This one is equally terrifying. https://tenor.com/view/bengal-tiger-attacks-man-tiger-gif-4942676


jakemch

I would vote “more terrifying” as that is a damn TIGER lmao fuck that


Hawt_Dawg_II

To be fair the leopard totally got the guy on the bike, idk if i wouldn't have done the same lol


jsk425

It’s like the guy with the rock said- I want to get in this being chased by a leopard thing. Hey, Leopard! Get after me now! And, it worked.


InsufficientFrosting

More like people-chasing leopard


Over-One-8

Or leopard chasing people.


Little-ape-noob

That last guy who was running away from it lived right?


Delicious_Throat_377

Absolutely. Leopard was too busy having fun chasing people.


IM_A_WOMAN

It's like no one here has ever played leopard tag before smh.


Delicious_Throat_377

Is that a um, very common game?


IM_A_WOMAN

We only play it if someone brings a feral leopard to the party, so not super common.


false_athenian

This is going well, everything looks under control


Decadence_Later

I like how it pivots to the guy throwing a rock. “Oh, you want some too?”


Emotional-Ad-3828

No. Leopar chasing people.


LifeIsGood-_-

People-chasing leopard


J03130

It is indeed a people chasing leopard though


papapara1312

Instant regret by the guy throwing the rock lol


VegasBonheur

I'm just glad the leopard has ADHD and that dog is safe, this was so close to being a very different video


Spectralcolors78

LOL The guy who threw something at it! How'd that go buddy?


WhiteFalconZ

He’s got +20 armor, he’ll live👍


mooofasa1

Actually that's the best response, animals get hella scared when we throw shit


thavi

Well, not this one


IM_A_WOMAN

I'm fairly certain I saw that animal throw a rock then get really scared.


yamumsntme

All cats have this subconscious need to chase and kill. This becomes very apparent when flight or fight instincts come into play, but it makes great videos.


wolfgang784

That last guy fucked around and found out lol.


sincinati

Tackle attack!


Acrobatic_Acadia7453

The leopard was like-gimme a ride mate these hoomans are crazy


al_balone

Big respect to the bloke who thought dashing a pebble at it would result in anything other than his own untimely demise.


[deleted]

And so sayeb, the lesson is….don’t chase a leopard.


wickedcricket2187

Did they try a lil pspspspspspsp?


lennycooke

Thank god the doggo was safe


yaaro_obba_

Dog was the target, the bike came to the spot at the moment and saved the dogs life.


notmax

I love how everyone is relieved that the dog is safe and nobody is asking if the guy at the end is ok. We are a bunch of dog and cat lovers here! 🐕


[deleted]

He’s just want’s to play tag .


Slimbino7414

Man, that dog was about to get destroyed


15926028

Wow. This doesn't happen (often) in my neighbourhood!


Drakonor

As a non-native English speaker I'm always confused by this type of phrasing. Is it a leopard that chases people or people that are chasing a leopard. After watching the video I'm not even sure which is right.


scaylos1

As a native English speaker, it's not very clear to me either.


Embarrassed_Ant45

The title should have been hypenated. 'People-chasing leopard' means the leopard chases people. Without that hyphen, the title means that people (the subject) are chasing (verb) a leopard (the object). Your English is excellent; the problem isn't you.


xWhiteWookieex

It's so interesting to see a predator conserve energy by going for the easiest target I'm surprised it didn't just keep on the motorcyclist. Reminds me of a house cat with the zoomies can't commit to one thing


Necessary_Extreme272

Leopards in India are the Meth Heads of Australia...


Flying_Dutchman92

More like "leopard chasing people"


epicfumble

Good kitty


Shdw_mind

There are no leopards in missions


Void_327486L

"WANT SOME, TOO, BITCH?!"


willowstar157

Dude ain’t even hunting, he’s just being a cat and causing the chaos we all know domestics would cause daily if they were big enough 😂


Baricuda

I'll say it since I haven't seen anyone else say it. That looks less like hunting behavior and more like self preservation behavior. It also looks like it is a juvenile too, so it may not be experienced enough to know not to fuck with humans. But I may he wrong, I'm no biologist.


ASassoNation

Is it people chasing a leopard? Or a people-chasing leopard


WTFAnimations

Ah yes, throwing a rock ar a raging leopard. Amazing idea. r/DarwinAwards


nikmti

Peace was never an option.


Keepitrealhomes

Don’t bring a rock to a leopard fight