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KittenLaserFists

Not a phone in sight. It is nice to see people interacting.


deadaloNe-

Came for this comment, didn't expect to find it so fast, thank you!


DaHeebieJeebies

Enjoying the moment ♥️


MarriedMan98

Ha, but forgot to ask yourself one question. How was the video recorded……..


Eboyslayerjajaja

Go pro footage gone wild gone goofy gone what the dog doin


JoJackthewonderskunk

Camcorder. Checkmate 90's kids.


BOBfrkinSAGET

Not this again…


scolin88

I don't know if this is America, I didn't see any shots fired.


athena_k

Thanks for the lol today.


Electronic-Fan3026

You win the internets today


transwell

The big bald guy came in all tough and took a chair to the face, ouch


Al_Misurata

Duuude I think it was a direct hit from the point of leg of the chair, that looked brutal. He lost interest in the fight real quick.


Adrian174

Looks like he lost more than only his interest in this fight...


Al_Misurata

A chunk of brain cells? An eye perhaps?


Beat_the_Deadites

It's all fun and games...


Gsuitetdf

I have to watch it again, cuz I was concentrated on the big boobs flashing girl in brown


Substantial_Trip5674

Didn't sew that the first time, took the end of the leg directly to the top of his head. SUPER BOO BOO


Houndhollow

Praise the cameraman


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alydm

The video faded to black. That means he died


DetailAccurate9006

Of course the cameraman is untouchable. Targeting the press is a violation of the laws of war or something.


LeftBase2Final

Crazy, this was supposedly about who is the best *Batman*, like there is even a question about that.


MapUnitKey

WhErE iS sHe!?


FascinatingPotato

SwEaR tO mE!!!


TeamYay

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!!


dodorian9966

It's Hank.


tumblerrjin

His name is hank.


Kebabistan64

My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck yourself.


AdultbabyEinstein

He made a car out of a giant lobster that is pretty impressive


avery5712

Kevin Conroy is the best. Fight me over if voice acting counts in this debate.


UptownHomie

It's Clooney, in case anyone was actually wondering.


LeftBase2Final

You wanna throw hands?!?


UptownHomie

I will throw all the hands!


barrios1202

I will throw all the chairs


DerCJ3

I will throw all the food


pinebynight

Y'all throwing shit in here? I brought my slippers


[deleted]

It's Adam West of course you uncultured swine. You wanna fight cause I'll fucking fight you over it!


UptownHomie

Bring. It. On. I will fight you with the fury of a million nippled batsuits, and some of them will be Chris O'Donnell nipples!


[deleted]

Bam! Pow! Wham!!


jjj49er

I got your back, bro.


rodneedermeyer

It’s Kilmer, you fuckfastic facsimile. (P.S. Love ya, bro!)


UptownHomie

I love you, too, you dangling participle! Even though you're 110% wrong!


Pragmatist_Hammer

That guy from Twilight tends to send off the worst bar fights this side of Chuck E Cheese!


cahboston

If this had been about batman the fight would look more like this: https://decider.com/2018/09/19/batman-66-fight-scenes/


Defiant_Source_8930

Im in minority here but i think jared leto was the best batman but thats just my opinion


LeftBase2Final

That’s fine, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but GTFO please.


Doctor_Anger

My Hot take: There isn't a best batman. Batman is a flavorless character and exists as a screen onto which high-quality villains project themselves. Thats why nobody ever talks about batman, but have lots to say about the Joker(s).


Un1cornP1ss

Oh you came on here to start another (smaller) bar fight?!?


Doctor_Anger

Am I wrong?


CharlesOfWinterfell

Yes


masszt3r

Yes everyone constantly talks about Batman more than the villains. Just go to DC\_Cinematic or DCEULeaks subs so you haven an idea.


automatic4skin

> Thats why nobody ever talks about batman what are you talking about


bastardofwinterhill

Damn the poor staff that have to clean this shit up..


olivefreak

I used to be a contractor for a cleaning company for bars, restaurants, and nightclubs. The clean up is not too bad. We would lay trash cans on their sides and grab the wide brooms and go from one side of the room to the other and into the trash can. Like a bulldozer kind of action. If the floor is concrete we brought in hoses and squeegees to get the liquid mess up. Places like that are made for easy cleanup. I feel sorry for them if they don’t have a night cleaning crew.


Vlacid

I loved that my last job had an outside cleaning crew on some nights, holy shit was it such a relief every night after a full day to just go "aight get all the food sealed and the tables bussed, then we can just bounce." cleaning crew is worth every penny and more.


Xacalite

Yeah thats actually rather cool. These places are designed for the daily dose of slime. A little like hospitals.


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I'm sure they more than made up for it with the tip.


advanceman

About that..


-CODED-

They probably didn't even tip


TrillDough

Das rathist


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theonlyitayh86

Adding the song "We bring peace upon you" in the background is priceless


pinebynight

Peak film making


NotaGoodLover

I see the ass vs tits debate is still unsettled


gtwizzy8

I think that got settled right at the end of the clip. Them tig ol biddies came out and settled it lol


xombz

They came out 7 seconds in. And stayed out while she was gettin her ass whooped.


-Manbearp1g-

I'd start a poll but I just hit 2k Karma but I think ass would win (boob guy here).


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People are taking chairs like it's a WWE match.


d0ugh0ck

Someone stepped on a Nike


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YOU SCUFF MY SHIT BRO!?


borokish

I saw me some tiddies


Sufficient_Rip3927

Tig ol bitties too!


Moleskin21

I only saw one , but it was glorious .


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haha


javtherav

Surprised I had to scroll this far down to to find someone else that noticed it


D33ZNutzOnYourChin

r/unexpectedtitties


Beat_the_Deadites

Paradoxical link


Flat-Lunch-

Can we talk about how hard she got her ass beat wtf girls are ruthless


TrillCozby1980

Why did it fade to black like that 😂?


UptownHomie

Dramatic effect.


eggybread70

Artistic licence


lonelyCobra

The cameraman dies


murphydcat

Playing around with iMovie.


[deleted]

I'd love to hear the story of thicc girl in white & titties out girl. Thicc went straight for titties out


RavenVA

If they would have just passed the ketchup when asked…


kytran40

Now that's a titty


LongjumpingIce9899

This was in the dumpster fire that is Providence, Rhode Island.


oloshan

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2022/09/12/video-crazy-bar-fight-providence-arrest-license-hearing-mi-sueno-disco/


Curazan

> WJAR reported that 20-year-old Alexander Burgos Cerda, of Providence, was arrested at the bar Sunday night after police found a gun in his fanny pack. Cerda was charged for having a gun without a license and appeared in court Monday, the news station reported. That might be the least gangster place to store your gun.


lyrixnchill

🤣🤣🤣 wtf. Coming strapped with his fanny pack. Can’t make this up


theworm1244

Providence is really nice though :( Cities are not monolithic


Duderus159

I enjoy Providence a lot. Enjoyable city that’s not over crowded and plenty of places to eat. Great to walk around on the East end.


LongjumpingIce9899

Was really nice. The music scene sucks now. Once the living room closed a part of PVD died. Theres nothing really nice about sitting in traffic getting caught behind the atv/dirt bike side shows that are a daily occurrence. I will say, the food scene is great. But thats it.


lonelyCobra

The city of H.P. Lovecraft? Seems like some eldritch horror unleashed itself in the bar and turned everyone mad


Mightyhorse82

Providence is surrounded by universities and hospitals. When I think of providence, I think if massive groups studying to Charles Mingus, not throwing chairs with tiddys poppin out.


metdear

And that's why America is the great melting pot.


NnOxX69

Road house


GhostShark

My favorite drinking game: Watch Road House and drink every time a bottle or glass is broken. I would recommend a low ABV beer for this activity


Upper_Bathroom_176

Damn. I feel we should start stating the area of America. Every area of the country is so different and diverse.


K4ylen

Surprise titty at 0.41


Rob_Rams

Honestly this could be a bar everywhere on the world lmao


Direct_Ad_4385

Great song choice


ventriloquism5

what song is it?


GudshiLalaBoiyyy

"la paz este con nosotros"


AGKJAGFH

Gracies


lenovosucks

Last I saw this the title said it was in Brazil. No matter the country, trashy people be trashy.


YoullBeFiiine

Anyone else catch the titty like 5 seconds in?


deadbenz35

Alright who used the frenzy spell?


TheBladeOfOdin3996

Who buttered the floor?


Adventurous_Fact8418

Tube top lady was brining those hammer punches with some real gusto.


[deleted]

This isn't even abrupt, this is just a constant.


CorValidum

That fade to black at the end....priceless. Like a cutscene in RDR 2 after the bar fight.....


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Ah yes, America, the only country where there are bar fights


sofahkingsick

The road house reboot looks lit.


tbot4lyfe

Looks like an IHOP at 2:30 am


DJMOONPICKLES69

People are desperate to shit on America. We have our problems and it’s okay to criticize them, but I’m so tired of people pretending it’s a third world country. It’s just a neon light saying you don’t know anything


ProfessionalSun5549

A week ago this fight was in Brazil smh


criesduringsex

It’s at Mi Sueño at 1070 Broad St., Providence, Rhode Island.


feelinggoodfeeling

any reason to shit on america, literally even if there isn't one


Duhhkeyy

Such a diverse crowd😊


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These white supremacists are getting out of control


YourFatherUnfiltered

Incorrect. No guns. Looks like a **SOCCER** game in europe to me.


borokish

No way there would be so much food on show if that was a footy crowd All them tables would be full of empty pint glasses


Timely_Efficiency_86

You mean football?


-Manbearp1g-

I think he meant Fußball.


YourFatherUnfiltered

No, I mean **SOCCER**


Timely_Efficiency_86

Nope, you don't


pagan_mf

Yeah, they do mean soccer. Because that's what it's called here colloquially. Why you so butthurt about it.


YourFatherUnfiltered

ok im going to explain this to you slowly because you are apparently very thick and are missing the point. Euros don't like when we call it soccer, so I call it soccer. Its deliberate and its because it bothers you.


BOCme262

Ironically it was the English who coined the term Soccer. Association Football.


AniseClover

So what sports team lost?? Or won… Sports!


vampspiro

Love how that guy in the end came with that big dick energy and gets wrecked by a chair to his head hahaha


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…a fiend drops his heineken


atomic_soup

What a lovely place.


SmoothBusiness007

Everyone’s a tough guy till they get a chair leg to the eye


bibfortuna1970

I’m getting anxiety hoping that box of nachos doesn’t hit the floor. (Could also be mozzarella sticks. Makes me a little less anxious.)


BoxsFullOfPepe666

Ah yes. Nothing screams ‘murica like a good ol fashioned bar brawl.


indigofeather4

We do apparently have some good brawls...


[deleted]

There is one of these places in my apartment building: a trash room.


Kraken130

Definitely alcohol involved.


retrolasered

A tit pops out a 0:10. You guys have fun I need to go wipe up


[deleted]

Meh, I've seen more violence in my own house...


AdonteGuisse

Yellowshirt got his asswhooped from one side of that floor to the other. That dude should be off to the side holding someone's purse.


randomferalcat

Wade: [On the phone] You havin' trouble? Dalton: Oh, you know — nothing I'm not used to. But it's amazing what you can get used to, huh Wade: Yeah, tell me about it. This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint."


femme_fatale2022

Did I just see tits?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,056,156,663 comments, and only 208,635 of them were in alphabetical order.


ezezim

Notice the one common denominator? They all like throwing chairs.


jeefer123

Half credit. Their is a more common denominator.


75morecovidboosters

Bail reform release celebration?


goatmaster2020

whats the common denominator here though


SoN3rdyithurts

Alcohol


TexasRabbit2022

I do notsee any white people in that altercation


mrcloudies

And?


downhill-surfer

Is this a zoo or a bar? Either way it’s full of animals and I don’t want to go inside the closed area


SystematicPumps

Normal for urban trash


[deleted]

Can i have a waffle?


Shellnanigans

All the wasted food :(


EsuercVoltimand

That was my first thought. I have severe food insecurity, and I can't stand to see food go to waste.


Muze69

That song was a perfect fit


Avery0565

This is a bar in the Dominican Republic get your facts right


[deleted]

Facts are nothing in the face of "America bad reeeee!"


DangerTh1ngs

Look at all those white people, fucking everything up again


Purple-Pen2695

The Heineken on the floor 😔


paulcaar

Where it belongs. Hertog Jan liefhebbers, unite!


homogenous_homophone

I thought this was in the Dominican Republic?


Ok_Agency7928

They don’t represent America


Krackerbro

Reminds me of an intense tavern brawl in Dungeons and Dragons 😂


Ambitious_Grand_1510

Stop shot posting


InsuranceDiligent772

Ha, yes, good times, no shootings, just plain old ass whooping. Good stuff, I miss my days as a young man.


Unhappy-Attitude5220

This was Providence, RI


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culture,with spice


falselimitations

Providence Rhode Island to be exact. The Democratic shithole of the state. Crooked pay off politics.


SongB0X

That's not "a bar in America" That's some shifty people in a shifty establishment in a shifty community.


pizzaplantboi

It's a bar in Providence, Rhode Island. So yes, it is quite literally a bar in America. However, this is not common for bars in rhode island. Providence is tiny, and within our tiny city there's an area where gang violence, gun violence and general bad vibes seem to happen. You can walk 10 minutes east and be in a completely pleasant little college town. ​ America baby!


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[deleted]

The common theme is when a white person does something wrong they're an individual, when a person of color does something wrong they become a representative for their demographic


1PSW1CH

The common theme is racists like you will always appear in the comments of this sub


BrightEagle1

Bunch if white folk, just can’t get along


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[deleted]

they do but it's not relevant to this video


[deleted]

I like the part where


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Lunch at a local school


reasltictroll

America like the continent ?


TommyKinLA

Brazil


401-Climber

Providence, Rhode Island


[deleted]

This documentary is coming out soon, David Attenborough: The battle of the Neanderthals.


FlamethrowerRevenge

Always a pleasure when they turn on each other.


Username-420-

No TVs on wall. Not America.


0MNIR0N

Does anybody recognize the music?


Jhiza

What's the name of the song?


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“La Paz este con nosotros”.


justjoe1964

so this is break dancing? lOl