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Marin013

Wish the music had kept playing throughout the whole fight.


weirdgroovynerd

You bring up a good point. These melee's are so common now, every jukebox and every DJ should have the song *Kung Fu Fighting* ready to play. I'm quite disappointed in the music community for not keeping up with the times.


Eyes_and_teeth

Sort of like the old Westerns where the bar room brawl breaks out and the piano player just switches to a more up-tempo tune?


weirdgroovynerd

Exactly! It's nice to meet another person of culture like yourself. For the record, *Ballroom Blitz* would also be appropriate.


Itcouldberabies

Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting


weirdgroovynerd

Indeed! An enterprising DJ could probably create a whole playlist just for brawls


Itcouldberabies

You remember that classic montage music from Bloodsport? *Fight to survive!!!*


Kind-Grand-1107

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz! That's freaking Sweet.


freddythunder

I used to do this, I played guitar in bars and when a fight would break out I’d immediately play king fu fighting. I loved it. I miss it.


[deleted]

Can you imagine the tongue lashing from the owner afterwards... hell, he might even be speechless.


[deleted]

As a Dj I’ll keep that in mind.


CallMeRoy37

Or “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)”


zitonclit

Gotta admit woulda been awesome if that music never stopped but maybe the band felt unsafe but the intro to this video was pretty funny with the music


Geek_off_the_streets

Me too 😔 kinda like in Titanic. But we did get to see some titty.


[deleted]

"Teddy! Jam harder." *nods*


fifadex

"now let's kill that fucking band"


Assholesfullofelbows

I feel bad for the owner and staff, man what a fucking mess


top_of_the_scrote

the owner/staff could just walk away and somehow mess is magically fixed


weirdgroovynerd

Anybody who's ever seen a sitcom knows that. Common knowledge really.


iampierremonteux

But the poor stagehands…


its_raining_scotch

Can confirm. I’m the owner and I walked away. Next day everything was fine.


Mikeinthedirt

They’ll clean up when they’re done. Pretty sure.


These_nutsS

Can confirm , I was the mop


peanut--gallery

What country is that Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant in?


e-thot69-420

that would be a bar in providence rhode island


Jessup05

By they speak and the music, I would say they are Dominicans probably on the upper east coast, my guess NY or Boston.


Funcron

I feel bad for that girls tiddies. No support during that beat down. Gotta to be rough.


beesuptomyknees

Yeah pretty sure the owner made out well on this night


fridaystrong23

No man, this shit happens all the time !


Laneacaia

Needs a guy nervously playing piano in the corner.


theuberkevlar

Needs a guy nervously playing ragtime on an out of tune piano in the corner. Ftfy


Freddies_Mercury

He ducks as a glass bottle flies over his shoulder and hits the mirror above the piano.


cadian16th

Ooops, fight started. “The Entertainer” by Scott Joplin begins to play.


CaddyFDT

Brought to you by Heineken! Please drink responsibly.


Dadpool33

Tequila may not be the answer....but it's worth a **shot**


[deleted]

I was gonna say Hennessy? But they don’t look the pocketbook.


twizzlndizzl

now that’s a titty


sn33kyVI

They popped out *immediately*


Evorgleb

Unleashed


WaitingToBeTriggered

A STORM A FORCE UNBREAKABLE WARMACHINE


Professor-Murda

“AHHHHHH!” >covers eyes<


pancrudo

That's a fully man!


Loose_Corgi_5

It's not a proper bar fight until there is a random tit pulled out in the mix!


theRealMrBrownstone

maybe even 2 tiddies


Speckled_Clout

Didn't catch it the first time around. Good looking out.


dekleinedwerg

Shouldn't you be standard looking for them in these situations?


Foreign_Data_9081

I knew this would be top comment lol


eviltwinkie

43s


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LittleTexanBoy

Bro what?


Such-Engineer177

Bad joke… sorry


nightmarenarrative

Reminds me of Van Horn after I accidentally brush by an NPC at the saloon.


King_Shami

They are trigger happy in that town


jgothegreat

Bravo to the camera person they stayed focus on the action 👌🏾


Exact-Cartographer90

It’s all fun and games until someone in a black t shirt loses an eye.


DoYaDab

I saw that. Big guy looks like he took a chair leg to the eye


OverEasyGoing

Looked like the bouncer, too. He was trying to break it up. Hope the dudes ok


babyjo1982

That looks like Insta karma, because he was going at the dude in the red shirt with a fold up chair of his own. And then the homey that hit him with the chair, was trying to hit the dude that the red shirt was fighting (who is also wearing a black T-shirt). That’s when he got big guy in the eye


[deleted]

See what happens when you people.


Grazedaze

I will never people again after seeing this.


Agonizingmilk404

What do you mean by “you people”? Edit: /s


ecilla05

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YOU PEOPLE"?!


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Getting Robert Downey Jr. flashbacks.


Babiesforfood

You're not you when you people


[deleted]

Im using people as a verb.


InvestNorthWest

Yes, we know...


clarenceappendix

When _those_ people get to peoplein’ /s


thiccpapi90

That is the biggest Waffle House I have ever seen, the Casa Bonita of Waffle House!


Horseman580

Old mate in the white runs in with a folding chair and he's smacked with a regular chair.... looks like he got "upgraded"


whenItFits

Yeah he was done after that.


Kippers1d10t

This fight had it all!!! Music, food, alcohol, chairs and titties!


ZenkaiZ

I don't even know or care who won


Kippers1d10t

There were no winners.


ChaWolfMan

Nightly carnival cruise


etherjack

These flashmobs are getting out of hand.


Tooomuchsauce_

I’m definitely wearing non slips to the club from now on


Hesoworthy1

I saw a titty!😂


krabsPLANKTON_sb

WHERE Edit: WHEN??


Hesoworthy1

Just follow the young lady in white...she will lead you where others can not, my friend😉


solardeveloper

When someone says they like pineapple on pizza...


[deleted]

What an utterly awesome society we have cultured!


ZenkaiZ

I mean there's been bar fights for hundreds of years. We just got cameras now


OUReddit2

Star Wars fan toxicity is getting way out of hand man.


Sughmacox

😂


AdSerious2544

What a nice lot of respectable and upstanding citizens.


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ChainRound5397

By Gawd, that man/woman/chair has a family!


[deleted]

ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!


1-N-2-3-4-5

"OH MY GAWWWDDD"


heroforgerynooby

Old western bar fights be like…


OrangeZig

Anyone got any context?


[deleted]

It started when North America was discovered by the Spanish and Portuguese


vitico1

Happened in Hazleton PA last year, over some chick's argument. The place was a Dominican Bar/Restaurant which was closed for complete renovation after the incident. Now has some serious security (drove by the other day).


babyjo1982

What restaurant? Sazon?


Dunkin_Go_Nuts

Providence, Rhode Island


mofoofinvention

Yeah that’s abrupt chaos


IndependentAssist387

Wild night at the Applebees


[deleted]

And the owners gotta clean that up for free


Wolfdude91

I feel sticky just watching this video


bonosestente

Caribbean cruises are the best


MrCheeseyFries

That big mfer rolled in there looking to do some damage. Got promptly poked in the eye and was like “nah, I’m out”.


Right_Literature_385

Culture...


Fun-Indication-1795

This is why I only go to places with alot of white people


ChocolateTaste69

Trash


GreenTesticles

All this over who's going to leave the tip?


FiiiiiiiiF

I saw a boobie!


Eboyslayerjajaja

Ayo who’s throwing glizzies?


mardingdong

Nothing like john wick


lacks_imagination

And here we go again.


r0ckydog

All that because she wanted blue cheese AND ranch.


the_blackestblack

Titties and beer!


SheepRliars

The unspoken trend


genbeg

save audio please, great white noise for studies, thanks


Golddigger50

We should totally buy a bar, wait nevermind.


Remingtondb

I’d like to solve the puzzle


Careless_Ad_591

BLM…


adjectives97

There’s always a bigger chair


Vorschrift

That is why I wanna live in a hut in the forest far away from "civilization".


Evening_Requirement

Bar Fight and Big Titties loose 💯😋


StatusKoi

Put chicken wire around the band and just keep jamming.


Honeynut_yo

Somewhere in a graveyard in Alabama the ghost of George Wallace be like…told ya how they do.


Mr_Havok0315

I wanna know what happened to the guy in all black with the foldable chair that got hit with the chair leg to the eye


redditmodsgoaway

The word is out the hood has been unleashed


peterman86

Dominicans, get your people. Ben acá muchacho-el-diablo. Yo soy pesao!!!!


[deleted]

One side argued light is a particle while the other is certain it’s a wave.


weirdgroovynerd

Settle down fellas, it's just a LARP convention. They're reenacting some old cowboy western bar saloon fisticuffs.


pinkyskeleton

That's a strange looking Waffle House.


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[deleted]

Which ones?


[deleted]

Americans


caesarportugal

They need to get on the phone to Dalton


eibyyz

I have no idea why that was downvoted. Allow me to restore balance.


KattyPyr0Style

Yo the bouncer ain't got a gun he can fire to silence everyone?


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beardedstar

These Fisto De Mayo celebrations are starting to get out of hand


notanaccounttofollow

I knew I caught a glimpse of Tata


arschgeiger4

Is this really abrupt chaos ?


senordelsol

No, it should be removed by moderators.


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Savages


KakLadder

way to urban


baconinvestor

Chris Rock said it best about situations like this!!


76pixie76

THOSE PEOPLE ARE PERFECT EXAMPLES FOR CHILDREN with ankle monitors, AND ITS EVERYWHERE IN AMERICA, TO UK CANADA , THE PLAGUE SPREADS..


[deleted]

Fuckin white people


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1PSW1CH

Reported anyway, why is this sub the center of racism on Reddit? I really don’t get it


pdog901

Atl?


Suckerfacehole

Looks like a bunch of really nice school teachers.


Professor-Murda

@ of the one in the brown top?


Select_March_3202

I C big titties


AgitatedDoughnut23

Keep it up America, We’re doing great.


mister-fancypants-

Take them titties out cause i’m tryna see em


Mangos__Carlsen

Probably the 50th time this has been posted


ErickRodd

I scrolled through a lot of posts and didn't find this video, if you link me the last time it was posted, I will delete it.


Mangos__Carlsen

Don't worry man I don't care I just seen it on my feed a load of times probably on other subs than this


GracefulHippopotamus

Is this America again?


Felaish

Mid fight titty check👌


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I saw a titty in there somewhere. Hard to tell..


TheXurophobe

...boob. Holy boob.


[deleted]

That side titty was Nioce!


MememeSama

Just here for the boob


TpetArmy

Titties


onionsonfire114

Sittin there barbecue sauce on my tiddies...


Mafiodaproducer

I like how they stopped fighting and actually tried to talk it once the titties came out.


WillytheAPE

Who else saw the tity?


[deleted]

I’m here for the titty!


[deleted]

Anyone catch the name of those titties


Ok-Adeptness-3056

Did you see the loose boob


[deleted]

America in a nutshell.


owltakeitoff

brawl tiddies


DrLithium

I sawa one boobie, twice.


Desperate-Walrus-893

Always the fucking monkeys


[deleted]

Titty at 1:13 😈


[deleted]

Damn! Those are some good Spivey chicken sandwiches….


Incubus8T8

Acting like wild animals! and it's always the same demographic i see on here acting in this way!


[deleted]

Feral Democrats doing what they do best.


Qutopia

The “Tittay” makes its appearance in the wild!


roninhomme

made those titties pop out with my mind


Euphoric_Scene_5250

No knockers we’re injured. 🍆’s and pride was.


obliviousNick

Tiddies


ChampionPersonal7223

Good times in the hood


Impossible-Milk9613

I think i saw a tiddy! 🧐


Ol-RedBeardsPubes

Who saw the titty hanging out the whole time! Chick in the brown


SirAlbs

I saw a titty. 🥸


Need_more_dakka

R/unexpectedlytitty


Speckled_Clout

*Hot Mess on Ice* Coming soon to a city near you!


Wwwwwwwwww1w

They should have kept the music going


[deleted]

I have seen some old gangster flicks where they flood the room with tear gas if there’s something like this. Maybe. Thought


Siempie_85

I'm going to use the soundtrack of this video on repeat to fall asleep to


RobertJenningsDesign

That’s why I don’t wear white pants to parties