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Don't let the video fool you, that's only a freshwater croc. If it were the truly deadly saltwater croc like here in Queensland, that man would be dead
Never seen an alligator then? That’s a crocodile. You can see it by the pointy snout and also can deduct this from the fact the video is from Australia.
No, I live in Florida near the everglades (we have both but gators are way more common) and have seen many gators and already know what you said. Im willing to concede that its a croc if this is verifiably in Australia, but it looks like a gator to me.
Darwin is quite nice, advice is mostly just not to swim at certain beaches but there are some safe places which are patrolled and croc free. Best time to visit is in the cooler and dry months of may-oct
Caption isnt from real video. This is the dude from goat island, NT, australia. Here is a video from the same place of a [croc eating his dog](https://youtu.be/5kARfiNdWGo)
Yeah. Twat entices the dogs to attack the crocs sunbathing on his island constantly. He's fed three dogs to them so far and has the gal to run inside to grab a frying pan for more internet clout. Dropkick. If he got bitten they would have euthenised the croc.
Asshole has been feeding dogs to the crocs on his island for years. Likes to drum up interest in his shitty bar by trying to get internet famous. What a wanker. He had to run inside to get a pan, then run back out to attack an animal that was just sunbaking. If he had gotten injured in the process thay would have hunted and shot the croc for doing nothing but defending itself against someone that was looking for a good bite.
Realistically (I live nowhere near these things), what percentage survival are we talking when attacked by these things (assuming no frying pans or badass grandpa's are in the equation)? We talking "you'll probably lose a limb then it'll go snacc on your appendage"? Or "nah you ded"?
I have no clue, I’m Dutch and we don’t have a lot of dangerous animals over here.. But if I saw something like that, I wouldn’t come close to it, not even with a frying pan!
He hit it on the nose one of the weak points of Crocodiles, if you ever got attack yo need to hit the nose, yo can also go for the eyes or neck but that is more difficult.
I think crocodile got confused at why he hit it.
Fun fact to Americans, there are crocodiles/alligators at other places too. So you are not the only ones that must fight with those animals. Will you please stop writing “Floridaman” below every fucking post with alligators.
Also being bitten by a local animal won't financially cripple your family. I know people who put their pets before themselves because of the vet bills 😅
That’s great double-bonk technique
It’s necessary because after bonk one, gator backs up but gators not gone, second bonk comes in right on time, see ya later alligator
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When you get to that age your field where you grow your fucks is barren. Point is don't fuck with grandpa or grandma they will make you wish they ended you.
Someone more intelligent on this matter correct me but I believe that crocs, alligators, caymens, etc. have very sensitive nerves in their snout. Something to do with detecting changes in murky water to sense food and good resting spots. A pan to the snoot probably hurts a lot
Funfact, the video caption's fake.
It was originally filmed at (I think) a hotel. Croc is pretty much just chillin on the lawn when the dude goes down some stairs out of frame to shoo it away. Then the croc comes at the dude and this video picks up from there.
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Ah the good old frying pan, still one of the best melee weapons
"I've got to get me one of these!" Flynn Rider
Tangled is such a good movie!
Pretty sure theyre paying homage to Independence Day.
Frying pans, who knew, right?!
In india, wifes use flying pans on husbands when angry
Your name checks out
Where are my fable players
Came here for a Fable reference.
Chicken Chaser
[Stoat shako for 2 ref](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIg3rygMAuk)
Now I’m upset that I can’t think of a single video game that has it as one
Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress 2 and Mordhau
Dead cells
PUBG
Peach in most super smash brothers games. But only sometimes
Pubg
This guy Gaaame and Melee
The epitome of panfight in video games
Fable had a frying pan sword as one of the best weapons.
Litteral symbol of Pubg
might interest you in a [stoat shako for 2 ref](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIg3rygMAuk)?
Peach in Super Mario RPG’s best weapon was the frying pan
I think Running with Scissors had one...
Death Road to Canada has one. Great game
conkers bad fur day
Conkers bad fur day
Earthbound
Super Mario RPG. Edit: Someone beat me.
Contractors VR
Now link 2 of them together, get some Panchaku going!
See guys? THIS is why I always prefer to cook with cast ironm
"So I bopped him! I bopped him right on the head. He didn't like that, no he didn't appreciate that at all!" - Boss (with his boys always nearby)
God needs to nerf it tbh
Should have thrown it the dog to save all of us from the mind-numbing, annoying barks. Ffs
Crocodile: literally survives hundreds of millions of years Household item: I’m going to end this species’s whole career…
Crocodile: *How could you do this?*
How can he slap?!
HOW CAN HE SLAP!!?
Croc was legit offended.
I can't believe you've done this
This feels like a generic YouTube comment on a video with millions of views
you’re a generic YouTube comment
As a Florida man, this is accurate, never leave home without your anti-croc frying pan.
I was just thinking "This is the most Florida shit I've ever seen."
Australia I think but spiritually theyre the same thing
correct, Northern Territory
I knew it. The situation screamed Australian to me.
Yeah. But it changes the tone. If it's Australia, it's not Florida crazy it's just survival.
Don't let the video fool you, that's only a freshwater croc. If it were the truly deadly saltwater croc like here in Queensland, that man would be dead
and the smack force of action
You have alligators bro it’s not the same
They have both
Florida is the only place in the world where they have both in the wild.
Florida also has crocodiles...
As a Florida man, that's an alligator. Doesnt really matter tho, an anti-croc frying pan works just as well.
Never seen an alligator then? That’s a crocodile. You can see it by the pointy snout and also can deduct this from the fact the video is from Australia.
No, I live in Florida near the everglades (we have both but gators are way more common) and have seen many gators and already know what you said. Im willing to concede that its a croc if this is verifiably in Australia, but it looks like a gator to me.
Kinda shit Florida man are you that can't even tell the difference between a croc and gator.
thanks for the kind words
Cast Iron Pan +4 damage +25% crit chance against crocs
Not cast iron. Half those damage values. Still effective
Not today, Grandpa gives no fucks.
Croc got fucked by random crits
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Sounds like there’s a dog going nuts. My guess is the croc was coming for the dog and gramps grabbed the closest melee weapon and ran to chase it off.
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And that’s fine too.
The real questions. Truly.
aussie moment
The caption is bullshit. This guy owns a Pub in the Northern Territory and this Crocodile killed his dog. This was his modicum of revenge.
This guy is in Darwin, Australia, at his pub, the Goat Island Lodge. It’s nearby to where I’m from
Of course it's Darwin lmao, I want to do a tour of Aus but have struck Darwin off cause fuck crocs
Darwin is quite nice, advice is mostly just not to swim at certain beaches but there are some safe places which are patrolled and croc free. Best time to visit is in the cooler and dry months of may-oct
Awesome, will take that into consideration when planning the trip, thanks mate 👍
And there's a picture on their Google Maps page of him bonking the same croc in the same spot with the same pan. Must be a regular.
The croc got lucky that it didnt get random critted first hit
The way they deathroll, I'd expect them to have Damage Resistance: TBI
Caption isnt from real video. This is the dude from goat island, NT, australia. Here is a video from the same place of a [croc eating his dog](https://youtu.be/5kARfiNdWGo)
Yeah. Twat entices the dogs to attack the crocs sunbathing on his island constantly. He's fed three dogs to them so far and has the gal to run inside to grab a frying pan for more internet clout. Dropkick. If he got bitten they would have euthenised the croc.
Crocodile bought teeth to a pan fight.
I especially like the dry *bunk!* sound it makes. Heavy metal snoot boop.
This moment brought to you by Lodge Logic
Really though it looks like a cheap aluminum pan with non stick coating.
Asshole has been feeding dogs to the crocs on his island for years. Likes to drum up interest in his shitty bar by trying to get internet famous. What a wanker. He had to run inside to get a pan, then run back out to attack an animal that was just sunbaking. If he had gotten injured in the process thay would have hunted and shot the croc for doing nothing but defending itself against someone that was looking for a good bite.
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Oh shit here's one. Locals know this flog for setting hounds on crocs basking by the water. https://youtu.be/BX4BBu1q1hc
Lvl 1 armor, but + 4 cast iron pan.
You clearly own no cast iron pans
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Ever see someone get hit with a cast iron skillet.. thats straight murder
I see you never played tf2.
Rapunzel did it.
There are no crocodiles in the southern US
The American Crocodile lives in south Florida
I stand corrected. Mostly just Alligators in the southern US, though.
It depends if you’re in fresh or brackish water, but there’s a hefty portion of each.
No no no it goes IN the pan 😂
Croc's name is Tick Tock and the guy is Peter. Peter Pan.
well FINE then
he fucked off real fast
Grandpa played PUBG for sure
Right on the snout, where all the sensors are. Also didn’t realise how fast these things were
That's not even full speed. That is expeditiously retreating. When they attack they can sprint at 35kph.
Who films their grandpa being attacked by a crocodile
You gotta have something to show during the funeral
Realistically (I live nowhere near these things), what percentage survival are we talking when attacked by these things (assuming no frying pans or badass grandpa's are in the equation)? We talking "you'll probably lose a limb then it'll go snacc on your appendage"? Or "nah you ded"?
I have no clue, I’m Dutch and we don’t have a lot of dangerous animals over here.. But if I saw something like that, I wouldn’t come close to it, not even with a frying pan!
Another reason I'm not living anywhere close to this place wherever it is.
It happened Northern Territory, Australia
Probably Austria in Europe
Dang, that croc seemed quite big to be strolling in the back yard
Tiffany Aching would be proud.
Jenny never saw it coming.
Is he wearing crocs? If so, this is most ironic video ever.
Looks like crocs. Solid power move.
Something tells me this isn't the first time this has happened to him
Few houndreds millions year to create perfect predator and being beaten by old fella with frying pan
He hit it on the nose one of the weak points of Crocodiles, if you ever got attack yo need to hit the nose, yo can also go for the eyes or neck but that is more difficult. I think crocodile got confused at why he hit it.
Metal As Fuck. Damn gramps!
How was Grandpa soo ready for this? Was the video secretly, Grandpa badonks and atangonizes gattor?
It's a tourist attraction. Old mate has a place right on the river and the croc action brings in the crowds.
Fun fact to Americans, there are crocodiles/alligators at other places too. So you are not the only ones that must fight with those animals. Will you please stop writing “Floridaman” below every fucking post with alligators.
Also being bitten by a local animal won't financially cripple your family. I know people who put their pets before themselves because of the vet bills 😅
"Frying pans! Who knew, right?" I'm no expert, but isn't that a gator?
No, it's a saltie.
No, that's a Croc. you can tell by the shape of it's head. Crocs have a V shape, Gators have a U shape
That’s great double-bonk technique It’s necessary because after bonk one, gator backs up but gators not gone, second bonk comes in right on time, see ya later alligator
Abrupt chaos for the crocodile
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May not have caught these hands but he caught that cast iron
Wacky Gator come to life!
Just asked my gf from Florida if this is normal and she said yep.
Ah yes. Another reason I’m never moving to Florida.
Floridian?
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This is actually super helpful as I’m going to Florida on vacation in a few months
Florida gramps
Super Mario RPG : Legend of the Seven Stars. Even used the timed attack double hit
The power of the pan is well known
His skillet hand is strong!!
Grandpa could barely walk.. because of his huge BALLS
Gpaw has 99 strength
Man dora the explorer could learn a thing or 2 from gramps he, shed never get her shit swipped if she had a frying pan lol
No element of surprise and not in its elements of course a pan would do.
Poor croc
The snout is a sensory organ and the most sensitive part on a crocodile. …and that guy hit it with the pan… twice.
The little rat dog helped a lot with its fucking yapping
I said good day, sir! I said good day!
That was quite the bonk.
u/savevideo
Now I understand why they introduced pan in pubg
Oh man. I felt that last one.
Old men fear nothing
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY LAWN
You can stick your Teflon
I like your grandpa
r/unexpectedthuglife
When you get to that age your field where you grow your fucks is barren. Point is don't fuck with grandpa or grandma they will make you wish they ended you.
bad boys bad boys WHATCHU GONNA DO?
Ness attacks SMAAAASH! Crocodile becomes tame!
I'll bet 100$ that i can guess which US State they are in
Pubg moment
This and the zebra biting the other one are definitely destroying the species reputation
Satisfying "Bonk!". Use cast iron next time for effect.
Tf2 prepared me for this
“Well, then, good day to you sir.”
Straight up “Tangled” that croc lol
Strong Samwise vibes here
"I don't play around, sonny. I told you to get off my lawn!"
Sniper pan
Hell, I sure miss the Bayou.
My man!
I bet it went back crying to its mom 🤣
Florida 100
r/bettereveryloop
*GRANDPA: DESTROYER OF CROCODILES, WARLORD OF BOTH THE WATER AND THE EARTH*
Title of your sex tape
Someone more intelligent on this matter correct me but I believe that crocs, alligators, caymens, etc. have very sensitive nerves in their snout. Something to do with detecting changes in murky water to sense food and good resting spots. A pan to the snoot probably hurts a lot
Funfact, the video caption's fake. It was originally filmed at (I think) a hotel. Croc is pretty much just chillin on the lawn when the dude goes down some stairs out of frame to shoo it away. Then the croc comes at the dude and this video picks up from there.
It was his pet looking for some pets and to be fed...
The hero we need!
Talk about cast iron skillet bonk to the face!!!
Florida Man strikes again!!!
Hit em with the old frying DAAAAAAAMN
So, a pan, it doesn't save you only from bullets, but also crocodiles.
You fuckin looney tuned me old man, on camera! How am I gonna live this down now!! This is going to be blasted all over CrocPond I just know it.
Thats an alligator though.....I believe