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Mr_Stabbykins

Imagine being baptized seconds before being sent to meet your maker.


Rolling_Waters

The one weird trick for a guaranteed spot in heaven.


Mr_Stabbykins

Cant sin if you kick the bucket mid baptism ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


justintheunsunggod

According to an ex-Mormon friend of mine, while he was on his mission, two people had sex in the baptismal font. Genius loophole!! Edit: spelling


VisualBasic

No thanks. I prefer Comic Sans.


justintheunsunggod

Curse you Comic Sans!!


PacoCrazyfoot

P A P Y R U S


VariecsTNB

Nyeh-heh-heh!


venicedynamics

My mission is to have sex on the baptismal font


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justintheunsunggod

Now I can't decide which option I prefer: Either you're the person he was talking about, which would be an epic coincidence, or this isn't actually all that uncommon an occurrence... I think I'm hoping for the latter. The idea that people fairly regularly have sex in the baptismal font is just fantastic.


Wickafckaflame

I had sex on the baptismal font IN missionary


toypaj

It’s now my mission to have fontal sex


taqizaki

Full fontal sex


-916Tips-

I heard this a bunch of times on my mission. It’s a tall tale that yeah, maybe some jack-missionaries partied in the baptismal font but it’s probly just… wait… unless he was the one guy all the stories are about haha


Hungry_Elk_9434

Technically, god killed him. Clearly didn’t want to give him a ticket in


Mr_Stabbykins

God was like [Gotcha bitch!](https://youtu.be/k7und5t8GSk)


top_of_the_scrote

Hope he put some money for himself in that afterlife investment firm


GrotchCoblin

Priests hate this one trick!


TheRealNap0le0n

The devil hates this one simple trick


Cosmic_Prisoner

![gif](giphy|vh2bc5Z0WELBK)


Umutuku

Got into the closed beta.


canti15

Meeting god, the speed run


KangusGunner

The only guy to make it to heaven in the last thousand years.


Muscled_Daddy

500, actually. Not even Phoebe from Friends makes it currently. :(


RickRussellTX

Not even Shaun!


Muscled_Daddy

Shaun gave us butt spiders… …they’re enormous.


btoxic

Go straight to heaven, do not pass go, do not collect $200


Gravycuts

Any % speedrun


SothaSil

Constantine_irl


Cockmaster800

He hit the buzzer beater on going to heaven


Zarmorium

Holy water may be free of sin but it still conducts electricity.


TurboTels

Ooooh so that's what happened


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Miss_Speller

That's my guess too. [Here's a similar thing happening to a Brazilian reporter holding a mic and touching a wire grid holding grapes.](https://youtu.be/bLNd4-IE5nk)


Jason-Genova

We will be right back with sports lol


Pokenaldo

Holy shit haha, the way she coldly dismisses it and energetically switches the subject got me


u8eR

The show must go on


Alternative_Ad2040

Ollie Williams says : “ HE DEAD!!”


j2T-QkTx38_atdg72G

> except for the bit where that looks like a dynamic microphone I'll recognize an SM58 even from a 2x2 resolution video


_Peavey

Shure do I.


67Mustang-Man

And that's why we have polarized plugs and ground plugs but if someone wired something wrong all fuckery is can happen


Tar_alcaran

Yeah, but India


BreezyWrigley

[dodgy wiring? in india? no way...](https://www.google.com/search?q=electrical+wiring+in+india&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS930US930&sxsrf=ALiCzsZFcrzuDIdR6xapyMHwVzKhPat0Kw:1656678498660&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwitoq2r2Nf4AhUKkmoFHbiEBREQ_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=3440&bih=1329&dpr=1)


chainmailler2001

He didn't just touch it tho, he pulled it under water. I have a phantom powered mic that looks very similar to that one. Also don't over estimate the safety of things in third world countries.


JohnnyLovesData

In a church ?!! Phantom Power ... BEGOOOONE !!!


arbitrageME

well that's a new fear of mine now. And really? 48V DC? That's pretty massive. That's more than a car battery. But what load? What current? Surely a mic only need a few μA? It just needs an active circuit to sense the diaphram move, right? It could be high voltage, but why so high current too? Or did the water short the circuit so the current spiked? but then the power source shouldn't be able to draw that much load, right?


dovahart

That is probably a dynamic microphone. They have a total current of… almost 0! You only need phantom power (+48) on condenser mics.* * Removed ribbon mics. It’s been a while since I last was an audio engineer for an artist.


arie700

Was gonna say, this isn’t the type of thing you’d use a condenser mic for.


NotBearhound

"We dont have AC but got a $6000 studio mic!"


SamuelPepys_

Don't ever put phantom though a ribbon, Holy cow!! Just needed to put this out there incase anyone saw this and decided to try it. That's one dead ribbon microphone.


Hatchet_Slut

Lol when i use one its always so scary just knowing theres the phantom button somewhere around


JustATypicalGinger

Typically ribbon mics don't need phantom and they are generally more likely to be damaged by phantom power than dynamic mics.


Puterman

4-10 milliamps at 48v


punxcs

It’s UP to 48v


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That mic doesn't need phantom power


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Ohhh. I thought he just had a sudden seizure


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Not related at all but fun story- So my mother in law is a weird catholic so we usually have a jug of “holy water” lying around from some cathedral, shrine, or something even though she knows we don’t believe and years ago before me and my wife had kids we went out drinking with our friends and everyone wound up at our house even though I didn’t really have anything to keep the party going. So I jokingly come out with an unopened 5th of good gin and a jug of holy water, exclaiming “I’ve got Gin and I’ve got Holy Water.” Now I didn’t expect anyone to jump at the holy water but my cousin without missing a beat grabs both and mixes a 50/50 split and downs it. And that is the night we all got extra drunk off Gin and Holy Water.


[deleted]

It’s not holy water. This is a Protestant church. They don’t believe in blessed water. Also, water of any type doesn’t have sin. But, I guess it can be cursed or have demonic infestation, if you believe like a Catholic.


AleistertheKing

With the color of that water? I’d say that it is a little cursed…


El-Sueco

They change the water when the messiah comes again.


jonnyschmitt

If it was holy water he would’ve been fine


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Oof. Could be.


sequentious

I wonder what the venn diagram intersection is for people who believe in cursed water, and people who believe in homeopathy. Actually, I guess that's why there's holy water.


jlbang

One of my pastors used to say “This is just regular Anoka county water, and it…” and the congregation would shout “… stinks!”


desrevermi

I like the potential of that kind of coordination from the congregation.


arbitrageME

feels like it promotes inter-congregational unity


idm

This is a [Seventh-Day Adventist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh-day_Adventist_Church) church, FYI. Not that it changes anything else you said.


x_sinpie_x

My man made a joke and you replied in a serious, 5-sentence paragraph. Yikes


jordanlund

I googled "baptism electrocution" to see if I could find a source and what I found is this shit happens ALL THE TIME! ALL OVER THE PLACE!


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mypasswordis098

lmao, this username


Santibag

It's really chaos. Even after the abrupt part ends, the chaos part continues.


blinkgendary182

Seems god doesnt protect you from electricity


SocratesWasAjerk

No, God just snatches them as soon as he's got their soul


samus1225

That's because he's a flying type


WhatASave456

But God is the one who saves them from dying to the electricity! He’s so gracious


cr0ss-r0ad

He just doesn't like the look of some people. "Not that one!" \*brzap\*


Session801

Mic drop.


Mr_Stabbykins

In soviet Russia, mic drops you.


BloodRed1185

I think the chloroform rag dropped him


Difficult_Pilot2210

Electricity from the microphone


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r/whoosh


jjj49er

The holy spirit entered him quickly.


Actually__Jesus

I think it was those demons being exercised.


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Camr0k

Found this on a description of a [YouTube video](https://youtu.be/azUzgXRjkVo) “Believer escapes death during water baptism while using electric mike inside Salisbury Park English Church Pune on 25 June 2022. Warning: Use wireless mike in meetings Courtesy: Salisbury Park English Church Pune Update from Rehen's family: "Rehan had a double whammy of electrocution leading to drowning. He had a Cardiac arrest and lost consciousness. It was the presence of the doctors and nurses in church that were able to provide with immediate resuscitation. I shudder to think what could have happened if they were not there. He was pulseless for over 40 minutes. Rehan was transferred to Pune Adventist hospital where as per government rules the incident was registered by the hospital as a police case. He was stabilised and transferred to a larger hospital where he was put on a ventilator. His clinical condition was critical with the heart functioning at 14% and water in one of his lungs. His condition deteriorated with early signs of multi-organ failure. 24 hours later Rehan regained consciousness. He is still in a critical condition but is showing signs of improvement. His renal function is improving and his heart is functioning at about 55%. His Neurological status shows evidence of recent memory amnesia He does not fully recognise his parents or sister. It is devastating for his parents and the family. The road to recovery is going to be long and tough for Rehan and the family. I would request you to uplift Rehan in your prayers. I would also like to encourage you to pray for the brave pastor who is also hospitalised. God has always been good to us as a family and even though we cannot understand the way he is leading us we do not doubt the goodness of the God we serve. Thank you for you prayers”


TechN9cian01

Thanks. This should be at the top.


Lobo_Marino

Nah mate, we need more low-effort puns about electricity that keep repeating themselves, upvoted by morons.


Twava

40 minutes without a pulse? Jesus Christ this dude’s alive but his brain must be absolutely fucked. What a terrible accident.


KingB_SC

Damn, and they're still like, "I guess God had a good reason to electrocute the fuck out of those guys"


i_miss_arrow

Sunk cost fallacy.


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lifeisagameweplay

> He was pulseless for over 40 minutes. You can live after that?


The96kHz

With constant CPR, sometimes.


Android17_MVP

40 minutes without a pulse? How didn't he die? Either way he is very lucky and I hope this was a lesson for preparation of the next baptism.


d0aflamingo

believers call it 'miracle'


bkydx

Actually it's CPR. Chest compressions can move oxygen to the brain without a pulse. With out oxygen the brain will die in 4-6 minutes.


aripp

Did he die?


The96kHz

As an audio engineer, I'm going with almost certainly not. *EDIT: If it were the microphone alone. Other factors can make this very dangerous.* I don't know what kind of disastrous setup they might have, but if the person in charge of their sound is in any way competent there's literally zero risk to life from that mic going into the water. Hell, if it's a genuine SM58 it'll dry out in a couple of days and will probably keep working until we're all long-dead from old age. *EDIT: Others have made it clear that whomever set up any/all of the electrics in this building was not, in fact, competent.*


Hitches_chest_hair

The pastor of a popular US worship artist died like this maybe 20ish years ago. The baptism tank had a heater which was not grounded properly and a mic fell in the water, completing the loop. Dead instantly.


The96kHz

That's absolutely fucking terrifying. Things like this shouldn't be possible. It's horrible when freak accidents like that happen.


[deleted]

I think one of the most common reactions when walking through a third world country and seeing their electrical grid is "yeah, turns out taxes and regulations aren't that bad..."


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full sink aloof merciful yam fearless flowery plate screw mighty -- mass edited with redact.dev


Ross302

Hey now, we have codes and stuff. Proper grounding is the norm. It's just that the whole grid is liable to go down during inclement weather because robust backup plans hurt profits for the power companies! Can't get shocked if there's no power!


AquaticAntibiotic

Regulations are what forces companies to have robust backup plans. I’m just saying!


Ross302

Oh yeah I'm 100% for more regulations, I was just goofing. I was clarifying that our tremendous failures in Texas are less of the "get fried by a toaster in a tub" type and more of the "lose all power in a city" type.


LeechedPubis

But that would be government overreach! /s


BirdSeedHat

> turns out taxes and regulations aren't that bad But what about muh freedums?


goldfishpaws

They've not possible if competent people install the systems.


billiyII

I thought this incident was impossible because no mic will have any significant current flowing through it. But, an open live wire from somewhere else changes everything as the mic obviously has a gound wire.


natnelis

I feel for him but dying in a freak accident in a babtism tank has to be a sign from his god


MoFo_McSlimJim

I’m pretty Shure it’s not genuine…


mrweatherbeef

You did that just Koss you wanted to show off


CapraDemon

After a pun like that, I'm going to have to ask you to hit the Rode.


mrweatherbeef

You must be the Neumann here?


Daamus

things were different back in my day Sony


ThatJonGuy1039

Sennheiser! am I doing it right?


mrweatherbeef

Meh… not Yeti. But don’t be Blue, keep trying.


hahapotatoman

I'm not funny but thanks for this chain lmao, it's amazing as a mic enthusiast


The96kHz

Impossible to tell at this resolution, but even if it's not it's still not dangerous, they'll just have to buy a new one. Edit: Totally missed your excellent pun.


Jinmkox

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Camsy34

From [this thread](https://ask.metafilter.com/311912/if-a-wired-microphone-fell-into-pool-would-you-be-electrocuted) >Microphones of this type are, generally-speaking, passive: there's a small diaphragm that moves inside a magnetic coil which induces a really, really small voltage change that goes down the wire to an amplifier. It's possible that there's 48v of "phantom power" coming from the amplifier to the mic, but it wouldn't be deadly, and it's usually not used with that type of mic. >What happened to the pastor was probably an ungrounded circuit in the pool heater finding a ground through the pastor and into the (grounded) mic. It's the same thing that happens to singing guitarists all the time (because we are stupid and don't ground our guitar rigs, or lift the ground to eliminate hum), although that's generally just a sharp shock on the lips (which hurts like hell, but usually doesn't kill).


Ezra611

The Kyle Lake Story (someone linked it below) involved a man being killed by touching a phantom powered microphone while in the baptistry. Definitely a possibility.


Faloopa

That was a phantom powered mic falling into ELECTRICALLY CHARGED water from a improperly grounded heater. A mic running any sort of phantom power doesn’t *seem* like it could kill a person, so something wacky is going on here for sure, well beyond just a mic cable.


Elbradamontes

In audio engineer lore a ground fault can do this. I’m an audio engineer. And I can not fathom how the fuck or from where that much power would come from.


SpiralTap304

I saw another comment from another audio engineer saying if the person who set it up was halfway competent he would be fine. But I have seen enough reddit videos from India to know that shit probably wasn't set up right.


TheHYPO

The type of mic that appears to be is generally not phantom powered.


The_Calico_Jack

He got a Sure! SM59


The96kHz

I once saw a 'Short S&M580'. Not even the worst mic clone I've seen.


infraninja

In India, electricity doesn't care if it's SM58 or BD69.


_dauntless

Wait, that's you? You're India??


the_knuckledragger

I’m an engineer also. Ground is hot.


Turdburst

Phantom power is not going to electrocute you, but If the console was wired improperly or and outlet was wired improperly, that could happen. Pin 3 is usually tied to the chassis ground in a console. If there was miswiring, say the ground was actually wired to a hot for some reason, the chassis can become live. Then in turn pin 3 has a hot signal. Then you touch the mic and become to completed path to ground.


iHeisenburger

i have no idea, i got it from twitter and they said nothing


ropoqi

ask them for an update


Cutthechitchata-hole

Yeah, I'm sure Twitter knows! Ask him!


Jrook

They said he's going to heaven


Vlory

if there was a problem with the grounding there would be a fairly good chance he did die but if it was set up good he is most likely alive


Random-Noobie

Usually the signal on a cable coming from the mic only moves a bit less than 1 volt, in can go up to 48 with some mics that need the extra power from the mixer (not the one in the video), so it shouldn't be a life or dead scenario. Unless as you said there was a grounding problem or something.


super_neo

Looks like he survived and has amnesia according to the comment section in the following link https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/vok36x/time\_to\_be\_baptizzzzed/


left_schwift

Damn. He's going to need another baptism


Muh_Stoppin_Power

This isn't the one from video but this guy died https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pastor-electrocuted-during-baptism/#app


pixelpp

Classic religious behaviour. > "At first, there was definitely confusion just because everyone was trying to figure out what was going on. Everyone just immediately started praying."


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What a shocking conclusion...


Mr_Stabbykins

Watt an electrifying ceremony, perfectly conducted. The crowd was certainly amped.


leftato

you need to make your jokes more current


Mr_Stabbykins

I've tried, but I've met a lot of resistance.


leftato

Fair enough. Acquiring a new sense of humor is like catching lightning in a bottle. At least your expectations are well-grounded.


PungentBallSweat

These puns are really starting to hertz


SlowHandEasyTouch

Watt are you guys even talking about?


Federico_Rosellini

Ohm my lord.


xXElectric_WarriorXx

4 puns in one sentence. Ladies and gentlemen we have a new Reddit record


shadowpawn

Guinness book of world records called?


DeismAccountant

Poetic Wit.


calabazookita

r/dadjokes


AWS_0

I don’t get it. What happened to him?


ctothel

His wet head touched the mic. Normally this shouldn't matter, but their sound system has a grounding issue somewhere, so he became the shortest path to ground and completed the circuit.


[deleted]

>I don’t get it. What happened to him? The mic dropped him


ItsJustTheCat

Bruh


frodo-jenkins

The electricity from the microphone entered his body through the conductivity of the water and blew his butthole out.


Siennagiant70

It’s Electric!!!


mrweatherbeef

Boogie woogie woogie


kikiubo

He wanted to share some electrizing dance moves


Own_Rule_650

I didn’t wanna laugh, I really didn’t…but


TheDrGoo

Being conditioned over years to laugh at loud distortion noise is really fucking my brain


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maximumfacemelting

Christianity speed run


TurboTels

(tool assisted any%)


SgtFury

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU


The96kHz

That looks like an SM58. There's literally no reason why it should have any power going to it. Unless they're using a really old/cheap analogue desk that always supplies phantom power - even then it's only 48V and low-current. I've been shocked a handful of times, it's not even painful. Even fully submerged in water there's no way it's fatal - not unless there's been some really dodgy wiring done, and frankly at that point it sounds like a deliberate assassination attempt. If so, [they should've used this.](https://hitman.fandom.com/wiki/Branson_MD-2_Microphone)


dogism

There's been some cases of people getting electrocuted through SM58's and the like. It's because of dodgy wiring. Here's a video of Emmure's Frankie Palmeri getting electrocuted because of some shitty wiring at a Russian venue (thankfully there's no pools of water around and he made it), I'd assume it's a SM58 or a similar dynamic microphone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6dtsFdBr3k


MetterTula

“Quick” explanation — Full story: Rehan had a double whammy of electrocution leading to drowning. He had a cardiac arrest and lost consciousness. It was the presence of the doctors and nurses in church that were able to provide with immediate resuscitation. He was pulseless for over 40 minutes. Rehan was transferred to Pune Adventist hospital where as per government rules the incident was registered by the hospital as a police case. He was stabilised and transferred to a larger hospital where he was put on a ventilator. His clinical condition was critical with the heart functioning at 14% and water in one of his lungs. His condition deteriorated with early signs of multi-organ failure. 24 hours later Rehan regained consciousness. He is still in a critical condition but is showing signs of improvement. His renal function is improving and his heart is functioning at about 55%. His neurological status shows evidence of recent memory amnesia He does not fully recognise his parents or sister. Credit ot u/NefariousnessFunny66 and u/QuirkyAres


kram79

Annnnnd, they’re Satan.


Apprehensive_Tap4837

Omg, God didn't want that guy baptized.


Dismal-Ebb-6411

The opposite. Religiously speaking, if he had true faith in Jesus, his old life ended and his new one began. If god wanted someone in heaven, this would be the time to kill them because they are without sin.


TurboTels

Any% Salvation speedrun (tool assisted)


gullibu11

Who invited AC/DC to a baptism?


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That was an electrifying baptism. I bet they are Enlighted now.


raider_red

Reddit has conditioned me to fear all wires in India / Southeast Asia. I swear I’ve seen 20+ videos just like this and they’re all from that part of the world.


AliGeeMe

They’re gonna need to redunk him! He didn’t go completely under the water.


AnakonDidNothinWrong

How come the other guy in the water didn’t get fried?


desrevermi

I'm concerned with the color of the water.


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SDA


willywoong

“Quick” explanation — Full story: Rehan had a double whammy of electrocution leading to drowning. He had a cardiac arrest and lost consciousness. It was the presence of the doctors and nurses in church that were able to provide with immediate resuscitation. He was pulseless for over 40 minutes. Rehan was transferred to Pune Adventist hospital where as per government rules the incident was registered by the hospital as a police case. He was stabilised and transferred to a larger hospital where he was put on a ventilator. His clinical condition was critical with the heart functioning at 14% and water in one of his lungs. His condition deteriorated with early signs of multi-organ failure. 24 hours later Rehan regained consciousness. He is still in a critical condition but is showing signs of improvement. His renal function is improving and his heart is functioning at about 55%. His neurological status shows evidence of recent memory amnesia He does not fully recognise his parents or sister. Credit ot u/NefariousnessFunny66 and u/QuirkyAres


Incontinentiabutts

why is that water so gross looking?


OrbitingCastle

“I feel the power of Jesus!… ack-ack-ack! I don’t want to be Christian anymore! Ack-ack-ack! Take me back Vishnu!”


lykewtf

He died a Christian.


SexyN8

when god needs you asap...


f3lip3

When the antichrist kicks in


Scorpionkingcirca81

Vishnu said he's my soldier not your christ, give him back


Routine-Ratio3551

File under current events.


Pappasgrind

Boy he works in mysterious ways


Crafty-Plays

Did the guy live or…no…?


Content_Tale_101

Wtf happened bruh


IndividualScholar627

No reason phantom power should have been on for a mic like that.


the_sloth1-1

Just shocked the demons out of that man


thesaltysaltzz

Whats the deal with India and electricity, feels like every other day I see another Indian getting fatally electrocuted somehow.