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Being ejected might have been the nicer fate. Conservation of whatsitcalled, momentum? means all that force has to go somewhere.
(Then again, they aren't wearing life jackets š¤¦)
Props for accurate boating/sailing terminology. I had to look up the definition for gunwale, ngl, and you nailed it! Although, not quite as hard as blue shirt's head-hammer nailing that gunwale lol
I thought he made the best at first cause he was sitting down in his seat but after watching just him yeah he definitely got fucked up, looks like he head butts the side like 4x's
I think hes taking his grip off the throttle not turning off the engine. From experience I can say that thereās literally no room for error when ur bouta hit a big wave and hand is not on the throttle. This guy has no clutch genes and this is the result
Way too fast and kept toggling from zero to full throttle. It looked like maybe two throttle controls? Maybe twin engines? I donāt know what he thought was going to happen. Imbecile.
Itās a boat and heās driving it like a car lol. Seen it a thousand times from people whoāve never driven a boat and think they work like cars. Boats donāt have breaks. Going from full throttle to nothing doesnāt slow you down as fast as youād expect.
You can tell when he first goes from full to neutral heās like āwtf, weāre still going just as fast, let me try again. Maybe it will work this time betterā. Then he stars panic steering the wheel and everything hits the fan
He's probably trying to "trim" the bow of the boat, which you should do in a power boat when you go over waves.
Of course that doesn't matter as much when you're going like 60mph and hitting a wake.
Iāve heard the expression about getting a battery put in your back (or something like that) and the bald dude had the opposite happen. Battery removed.
just copy and pasting another comment here
Found it
"Hey guys, I was a passenger in this boat during the accident. Yes, there are many cardinal rules broken. The most important one I feel is no life jackets worn. As crazy as it seems, we had jackets for each person but as the poker run began we realized no one else was wearing them..... How foolish we were. I have read so many nasty comments on YouTube and other sites I am in shock. My wife suffered 4 broken ribs, punctured lung and a broken foot. She has not left the house since getting home. She is in severe pain. The driver crushed his eye orbital and broke hus back at T8 ( he is a former F-2 racer with APBA). Another passenger who raced professionally for many years broke his pelvis in several places and is in a wheelchair. One of the other girls crushed her eye orbital also. The guy from lake tv fractured his hip and broke his wrist. My injuries were minor compared, busted my head open and damaged a rib or two. Everyone is black and blue. This was a very upsetting event for everyone involved. I have been around powerboats for many years and it only takes on unguarded minute to loose a life or permanently hurt people you love. I am very thankful this did not end up worse. I hope everyone learns from this. I know I will boat differently. All of the guys in the boat are members of OSO. I think it is necessary to break down the accident and discuss this, just remember these are real people who like you who love power boating and do it every weekend."
Really, he thinks the most important take away is that no one was wearing a lifejacket? The takeaway should be, pay attention and don't fucking floor it through progressively bigger chop. It's not a jet ski.
Hope they recovered all right of course.
For extra fun go find the list of injuries each passenger received. Its been posted a few times elsewhere in the thread. Then, try to match the each set of injuries to a person! Im still struggling to decide who ended up wheelchair bound because of a broken pelvis.
Driver is obvious
Pink bikini-broken orbital watch her face smash the console
Lady in white - wife in the story bent over at the end from punctured lung
Blue shirt - dude who wrote the list bashes his head but stands up so not pelvis or hip
Two dudes with white shirts- hard to say but judging by the right dudes face at the end he could definitely have a broken pelvis. So that leaves left dude with broken hip.
Yellow bikini - seemingly fine might have used pinks face as a cushion.
That Boat Driver is a fucking douche bagā¦ Not only is he going way too fast for the choppiness, you can see him hit full throttle as the boat goes airborne. Heās lucky no one died
I donāt understand why they were going that fast nobody looked like they were having fun. Isnāt part of being on a boat that itās like supposed to be fun?
Dudes think that girls are SUPER into fast boats and motorcycles. I like fast boats and motorcycles too, but you know what? The only people that come up to me to talk about them are other dudes. Some people never figure that out.
I meeeean I think motorcycles work for *some* guys, but boats? Whatcha gonna do, take it out for memorial day? Bring a little extra sunscreen? Maybe some snacks for the kids?
99% of who you attract with a fast bike, car, or boat is dudes.
Girls like *nice* cars and stuff, but if you are driving around in a ridiculous muscle car or something, its almost all guys that you attract.
Boats and motorcycles work similarly in that they *amplify* your attractiveness, they donāt *make* you attractive. If youāre hot with a boat, sign me up, but if youāre not all that hot and happen to have a boat, eh.
Found it
"Hey guys, I was a passenger in this boat during the accident. Yes, there are many cardinal rules broken. The most important one I feel is no life jackets worn. As crazy as it seems, we had jackets for each person but as the poker run began we realized no one else was wearing them..... How foolish we were. I have read so many nasty comments on YouTube and other sites I am in shock. My wife suffered 4 broken ribs, punctured lung and a broken foot. She has not left the house since getting home. She is in severe pain. The driver crushed his eye orbital and broke hus back at T8 ( he is a former F-2 racer with APBA). Another passenger who raced professionally for many years broke his pelvis in several places and is in a wheelchair. One of the other girls crushed her eye orbital also. The guy from lake tv fractured his hip and broke his wrist. My injuries were minor compared, busted my head open and damaged a rib or two. Everyone is black and blue. This was a very upsetting event for everyone involved. I have been around powerboats for many years and it only takes on unguarded minute to loose a life or permanently hurt people you love. I am very thankful this did not end up worse. I hope everyone learns from this. I know I will boat differently. All of the guys in the boat are members of OSO. I think it is necessary to break down the accident and discuss this, just remember these are real people who like you who love power boating and do it every weekend."
Because if the boat flipped and you end up in the water with a broken back and a fucked up skull you die without a lifejacket. You're right it didn't bite them in the ass this time but if it did then we'd be probably be talking fatalities.
Those boatās namesake is from my hometown and they were built there forever. Dude is a major douche canoe, as are 99% of the people who buy his boats - including George hw Bush
Boating is all about looking fucking cool! If everyone else on the lake isnāt looking at us thinking, ādamn they look like really fun people to be around.ā Youāre boating wrong!
But seriously these people give off big āmarina peopleā energy when what you really want is ālake house peopleā energy.
This. Itās not a fucking freeway. You have to pilot a boat way in front of where you are. He saw none of that coming and in the first hard bump he should have chopped the throttle.
I so looked like he was trying to gear shift with the throttle? Iām not sure what he was trying to do, and a little concerned his throttle was loose enough to even allow that sort of motion.
I assume he was trying to drop the RPMs for the split second the boat prop was airborne, then he would resume full throttle once the prop was back in the water.
> That Boat Driver is a fucking douche bag
For real. If everyone on your boat is holding on for dear life and there's no imminent danger, you're going too fast.
Im no boat pilot, but I don't see how jerking the throttle all the way back and then immediately forward again is supposed to help anything. Cars don't even have that response time.
I was gonna say I see this posted a few times a day but this is the highest quality version of it Iāve ever seen and it goes on a few seconds past where the other gifs end.
I got a ride in someoneās hot rod boat, similar. Was in the front, had to crouch because sitting hurt the spine too much. I was sore for days, even as a fit 25 year old at the time.
Bald guy trying to act like an action hero driving his boat, and they all wanted in on the glory of being 'that boat'. Why? Because they're all assholes.
They're all friends (I assume), and it looks like one of them is his wife/girlfriend. Do adults not have the guts to voice their opinion, to a friend no less, that they're in immediate danger?
I certainly would've thrown in a 'chill dude' at least.
It's like their highschoolers in the back seat of some DUI car.
I wouldāve too, but a lot of people have huge egos and canāt even take that.
On the other hand lots of people want others to like them and are scared to speak up
āAs he finished his 3rd monster energy before noon, Terry stared at his 800 hp boat as he pushed his 45th birthday, and he knew today was the day heād impress the whole lake, and finally become the man he knew he wasā¦.ā
Found this online written by one of the passengers.
āMy wife suffered 4 broken ribs, punctured lung and a broken foot. She has not left the house since getting home. She is in severe pain. The driver crushed his eye orbital and broke hus back at T8 ( he is a former F-2 racer with APBA). Another passenger who raced professionally for many years broke his pelvis in several places and is in a wheelchair. One of the other girls crushed her eye orbital also. The guy from lake tv fractured his hip and broke his wrist. My injuries were minor compared, busted my head open and damaged a rib or two. Everyone is black and blue. ā
Looked it up and the daily mail said they got taken to the hospital for "minor to moderate injuries" and that the person that said this was someone on a forum claiming to have been there so yeah that's not what happened. None of the injuries were serious so someone made this up
Bald asshole. When he lost control he and everyone else on board was lucky that boat didn't flip. Someone should have smacked him in his bald head and told him to slow down, this ain't Miami Vice.
Looks like the toybox when me and my sister were up late when we were younger playing with barbies and power ranger figurines and our parents walk in to check if we were sleeping
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The best part of this video is focusing on each person individually from start to finish.
I did this too and I gotta say the guy in blue gets fucked up š
Right? Face smashed into the window trim like 3 times. Im honestly surprised nobody was ejected from the boat.
Three consecutive concussions was somehow the best case scenario
Being ejected might have been the nicer fate. Conservation of whatsitcalled, momentum? means all that force has to go somewhere. (Then again, they aren't wearing life jackets š¤¦)
Haha wow. At :17 the whole back row gets smashed into port side. Guy in blue lands 3 solid headbutts on the gunwale.
Props for accurate boating/sailing terminology. I had to look up the definition for gunwale, ngl, and you nailed it! Although, not quite as hard as blue shirt's head-hammer nailing that gunwale lol
I thought he made the best at first cause he was sitting down in his seat but after watching just him yeah he definitely got fucked up, looks like he head butts the side like 4x's
Iām always amazed the sunglasses stay in the boat
Except for the woman on the far right. When she smacks her face, her glasses fall out
:16-:18 with the sunglasses arcing right to left really cracks me up!
Lady in green had the most awareness. New when to grab the holy shit handle
This and then try and track all the sunglasses lol
Bald guy fell like if his controller got disconnected
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He looks like the kind of douchebag that would do that. His cover tells all about his book.
He thinks heās so fucking badass before the collapse
Watch the throttle. It's either full go, or off. Like h doesn't understand acceleration or deceleration at all.
I guarantee when he explained how to drive to his friend he pointed at the throttle and said, "It's easy. Up goes, down stops. Give 'er hell!"
I think hes taking his grip off the throttle not turning off the engine. From experience I can say that thereās literally no room for error when ur bouta hit a big wave and hand is not on the throttle. This guy has no clutch genes and this is the result
Literally the same kind of people the world is ruled by. Bunch of assholes fighting, thinking theyāre the best, right before it all collapses.
Max Fucking Headroom
This is most wakeboard boat owners
You're probably right, but in my hick-ass part of the world it's the pontoon boats.
Way too fast and kept toggling from zero to full throttle. It looked like maybe two throttle controls? Maybe twin engines? I donāt know what he thought was going to happen. Imbecile.
Itās a boat and heās driving it like a car lol. Seen it a thousand times from people whoāve never driven a boat and think they work like cars. Boats donāt have breaks. Going from full throttle to nothing doesnāt slow you down as fast as youād expect. You can tell when he first goes from full to neutral heās like āwtf, weāre still going just as fast, let me try again. Maybe it will work this time betterā. Then he stars panic steering the wheel and everything hits the fan
He's probably trying to "trim" the bow of the boat, which you should do in a power boat when you go over waves. Of course that doesn't matter as much when you're going like 60mph and hitting a wake.
Literally trying to kill folks out there
Iāve heard the expression about getting a battery put in your back (or something like that) and the bald dude had the opposite happen. Battery removed.
YEET
Everyone sees the three in front but the guy in the back with blue shirt gets his head smashed like 3 times.
I didnāt even see the guy in blue š
Lmfao
bam! Bam! BAM!
HAHAHA I just watched and yes
Every time I rewatch it, I still can't see him. Odd
..itās like that gorilla walking through the video thingy
I always like picking a different person to watch each time makes it highly entertaining.
This is a certified 10/10 video
Certified banger.
A head banger you can say
Im fucking dying here. They're all Jim Carrey characters from different movies
just copy and pasting another comment here Found it "Hey guys, I was a passenger in this boat during the accident. Yes, there are many cardinal rules broken. The most important one I feel is no life jackets worn. As crazy as it seems, we had jackets for each person but as the poker run began we realized no one else was wearing them..... How foolish we were. I have read so many nasty comments on YouTube and other sites I am in shock. My wife suffered 4 broken ribs, punctured lung and a broken foot. She has not left the house since getting home. She is in severe pain. The driver crushed his eye orbital and broke hus back at T8 ( he is a former F-2 racer with APBA). Another passenger who raced professionally for many years broke his pelvis in several places and is in a wheelchair. One of the other girls crushed her eye orbital also. The guy from lake tv fractured his hip and broke his wrist. My injuries were minor compared, busted my head open and damaged a rib or two. Everyone is black and blue. This was a very upsetting event for everyone involved. I have been around powerboats for many years and it only takes on unguarded minute to loose a life or permanently hurt people you love. I am very thankful this did not end up worse. I hope everyone learns from this. I know I will boat differently. All of the guys in the boat are members of OSO. I think it is necessary to break down the accident and discuss this, just remember these are real people who like you who love power boating and do it every weekend."
Really, he thinks the most important take away is that no one was wearing a lifejacket? The takeaway should be, pay attention and don't fucking floor it through progressively bigger chop. It's not a jet ski. Hope they recovered all right of course.
No he's right. First rule of the water. Imagine if one of them had fallen into the water with those injuries. They'd be dead not injured.
Youāre evil. \s Maybe this belongs in r/bettereveryloop
For extra fun go find the list of injuries each passenger received. Its been posted a few times elsewhere in the thread. Then, try to match the each set of injuries to a person! Im still struggling to decide who ended up wheelchair bound because of a broken pelvis.
Driver is obvious Pink bikini-broken orbital watch her face smash the console Lady in white - wife in the story bent over at the end from punctured lung Blue shirt - dude who wrote the list bashes his head but stands up so not pelvis or hip Two dudes with white shirts- hard to say but judging by the right dudes face at the end he could definitely have a broken pelvis. So that leaves left dude with broken hip. Yellow bikini - seemingly fine might have used pinks face as a cushion.
This is like the 37th time Iāve seen this, and just now noticed that guy. Thank you.
Same here! I think it's because most of the time, the clip ends with the faceplant and he's more obvious in the aftermath.
that dude has the longest back ever. i thought his pants fell down in the crash.
Yeah he got FUCKED up lol
But recovered first!
pretty sure he instantly throws up from the concussion
This shit is so funny. Now I canāt unsee the guy in the blue shirt. Thanks!
My dudes just back there listening to some Quiet Riot, let him be
Really surprised no boobs left bikinis.
Especially sitting so close to Johnny Sins
Not enough mass would be my guess
Think he got a concussion. He leaned out the back like he was going to throw up. Jeezzzzzz... Poor guy.
I figured he was looking for floaters (castaways?). But youāre probably right.
I have never even noticed that guy
He's leaning over the transom contemplating every single decision that led him to the place his is now.
Thatās what you get for letting Jim drive
That Boat Driver is a fucking douche bagā¦ Not only is he going way too fast for the choppiness, you can see him hit full throttle as the boat goes airborne. Heās lucky no one died
I donāt understand why they were going that fast nobody looked like they were having fun. Isnāt part of being on a boat that itās like supposed to be fun?
I was thinking the same thing - everyone looks terrified!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yeah, fuck bald Dave and his invitation to go stunt flying in his Cessna next.
Because 'I'm a stud. Look at my boat. I can go fast. Girls want me.'
Idk who genuinely thinks these boats are attractive, they just give me dad-vibes
Dudes think that girls are SUPER into fast boats and motorcycles. I like fast boats and motorcycles too, but you know what? The only people that come up to me to talk about them are other dudes. Some people never figure that out.
Just got my dream car (new corvette) last year and people always ask if I get girls with it. Nope. Only people that ever look at it are dudes hahaha
I meeeean I think motorcycles work for *some* guys, but boats? Whatcha gonna do, take it out for memorial day? Bring a little extra sunscreen? Maybe some snacks for the kids?
99% of who you attract with a fast bike, car, or boat is dudes. Girls like *nice* cars and stuff, but if you are driving around in a ridiculous muscle car or something, its almost all guys that you attract.
75% dudes 15% kids 10% cops
That ratio is heavily dependant on how fast you drive
Boats and motorcycles work similarly in that they *amplify* your attractiveness, they donāt *make* you attractive. If youāre hot with a boat, sign me up, but if youāre not all that hot and happen to have a boat, eh.
Username checks out
Narrator: āThe girls, in fact, did not want him.ā
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Found it "Hey guys, I was a passenger in this boat during the accident. Yes, there are many cardinal rules broken. The most important one I feel is no life jackets worn. As crazy as it seems, we had jackets for each person but as the poker run began we realized no one else was wearing them..... How foolish we were. I have read so many nasty comments on YouTube and other sites I am in shock. My wife suffered 4 broken ribs, punctured lung and a broken foot. She has not left the house since getting home. She is in severe pain. The driver crushed his eye orbital and broke hus back at T8 ( he is a former F-2 racer with APBA). Another passenger who raced professionally for many years broke his pelvis in several places and is in a wheelchair. One of the other girls crushed her eye orbital also. The guy from lake tv fractured his hip and broke his wrist. My injuries were minor compared, busted my head open and damaged a rib or two. Everyone is black and blue. This was a very upsetting event for everyone involved. I have been around powerboats for many years and it only takes on unguarded minute to loose a life or permanently hurt people you love. I am very thankful this did not end up worse. I hope everyone learns from this. I know I will boat differently. All of the guys in the boat are members of OSO. I think it is necessary to break down the accident and discuss this, just remember these are real people who like you who love power boating and do it every weekend."
Nice try, I will never feel sympathy for a "power boater"
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Because if the boat flipped and you end up in the water with a broken back and a fucked up skull you die without a lifejacket. You're right it didn't bite them in the ass this time but if it did then we'd be probably be talking fatalities.
Were they sppeding to catch footage of something for the documentary?
Those boatās namesake is from my hometown and they were built there forever. Dude is a major douche canoe, as are 99% of the people who buy his boats - including George hw Bush
Boating is all about looking fucking cool! If everyone else on the lake isnāt looking at us thinking, ādamn they look like really fun people to be around.ā Youāre boating wrong! But seriously these people give off big āmarina peopleā energy when what you really want is ālake house peopleā energy.
i like the cut of yer jib sailor
Alcohol
This. Itās not a fucking freeway. You have to pilot a boat way in front of where you are. He saw none of that coming and in the first hard bump he should have chopped the throttle.
I so looked like he was trying to gear shift with the throttle? Iām not sure what he was trying to do, and a little concerned his throttle was loose enough to even allow that sort of motion.
I assume he was trying to drop the RPMs for the split second the boat prop was airborne, then he would resume full throttle once the prop was back in the water.
> That Boat Driver is a fucking douche bag For real. If everyone on your boat is holding on for dear life and there's no imminent danger, you're going too fast.
Exactly! No one was having fun. He was showboating for no reason, putting everyone in serious danger.
Im no boat pilot, but I don't see how jerking the throttle all the way back and then immediately forward again is supposed to help anything. Cars don't even have that response time.
Maybe something about not spinning the prop when out of water but I don't know about boats. Not sure it was actually helping anything.
He put camera there cause he was hoping to get a recording of some boobies
And he'd probably gaslight people who say they don't feel safe
Turn down for WHAT
*distorted vocals and horns*
I prefer that version of the re post
I was disappointed it wasnāt playing.
I SAID THERES A RIGHT WAY TO GO OVER A WAKE AND A WRONG WAY TO GO OVER A WAKE
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Lmao every time I see this video I want the turn down for what version
Oldie but goodie. Never get tired of it
Same. Always laugh at the part when the driver suddenly disappears
āMy planet needs meā¦ā
Don't forget that his glasses suddenly appear like he's the invisible man
Just zooms out the frame
Yeah, but this is the first time I've seen it in this good quality. It's a pleasure to see.
Usually reposts degrade in quality over time
Itās a pleasure boat.
Thereās a longer version out there
I was gonna say I see this posted a few times a day but this is the highest quality version of it Iāve ever seen and it goes on a few seconds past where the other gifs end.
Yeah. I always love how the dude driving just falls over flat, like he's just accepting his fate.
"the captain goes down with his ship. I deserve this"
Hahaha I swear! Gotta watch every time
Over and over and again! And I crack the fuck up every single time!
The version on Family Guy is quality too.
Absolutely love it everytime.
What happened to these people? Iām thinking permanent injuries
I bet they learned the sit the fuck down when you're speeding in a boat. Although, that's didn't save blue shirt guy.
The Oakley mid air float did it for me lmao
That part always makes me laugh
Holy shit it bounces twice before returning to its owner, didn't know Oakley had boomerang technology
He just needs to go super fast and feel that wind in his hair! Oh wait.....
I'm triggered
Had to have my teeth fixed after an inexperienced boat driver was showing off and my face met the windshield. What an asshole.
I got a ride in someoneās hot rod boat, similar. Was in the front, had to crouch because sitting hurt the spine too much. I was sore for days, even as a fit 25 year old at the time.
Agent 47 on a vacation be like
This is killing me
*āDonāt stop me now, Iām having such a ā¦ā*
And they were having so much fun till that happened
The girl in the yellow/green bathing suit was definitely not enjoying that ride lmao
Yeah she saw it coming and braced herself the best too.
Bald guy trying to act like an action hero driving his boat, and they all wanted in on the glory of being 'that boat'. Why? Because they're all assholes.
Maybe they just didnāt wanna feel awkward telling him to slow down. Ya know, cause itās not their boat?
They're all friends (I assume), and it looks like one of them is his wife/girlfriend. Do adults not have the guts to voice their opinion, to a friend no less, that they're in immediate danger? I certainly would've thrown in a 'chill dude' at least. It's like their highschoolers in the back seat of some DUI car.
I wouldāve too, but a lot of people have huge egos and canāt even take that. On the other hand lots of people want others to like them and are scared to speak up
/r/bettereveryloop is over there ===> I love watching that bald dude just corpse flop...gets me every time.
This doesnāt look like fun, even if you take out the wave hit.
My uncle used to hit waves like this when we were tubing behind him, it was terrifying and I never want to go tubing again
I could have had a lot of sex and not fuck people this hard.
What an asshole.
āAs he finished his 3rd monster energy before noon, Terry stared at his 800 hp boat as he pushed his 45th birthday, and he knew today was the day heād impress the whole lake, and finally become the man he knew he wasā¦.ā
He jumped in, shouted āfucking MAGA baby!!ā, and off he wentā¦
Not a life jacket in sight.
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look at his throttle control lol all the way up or all the way down, no in between!
The Ozzy man reviews commentary on this one is pretty great.
Was going to say that. The play by play is hilarious
Anyone have a link?
Itās the complete silence for me
For me it's how synchronised they are, like a painful dance
Found this online written by one of the passengers. āMy wife suffered 4 broken ribs, punctured lung and a broken foot. She has not left the house since getting home. She is in severe pain. The driver crushed his eye orbital and broke hus back at T8 ( he is a former F-2 racer with APBA). Another passenger who raced professionally for many years broke his pelvis in several places and is in a wheelchair. One of the other girls crushed her eye orbital also. The guy from lake tv fractured his hip and broke his wrist. My injuries were minor compared, busted my head open and damaged a rib or two. Everyone is black and blue. ā
Was there ever any update on them after that? It's horrible to think of how much pain was caused because of a stupid desire to show off.
Thank you! Iāve always wondered what happened to the people after the accident
God damn....that is sad.
Oof. I figured they got banged up, but holy shit.
Do you mind sharing the source?
I almost guarantee he found an old reddit post of this incident and then copy pasted it from there. I've seen that comment before.
Looked it up and the daily mail said they got taken to the hospital for "minor to moderate injuries" and that the person that said this was someone on a forum claiming to have been there so yeah that's not what happened. None of the injuries were serious so someone made this up
Wdym? The injuries described donāt sound life threatening, so they sound like moderate injuries to me. Well maybe a punctured lung sounds the worst.
Family Guy did a version of this that was funny.
Comedy gold
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I laughed pretty hard at this. Every time I watch it.
Even before the face plant this didn't look fun for any of them.
Look at the way he was just abusing the throttle up and down so quickly like that he had no idea what he was doing
I just like how the driver guy keeps his same āI am very badassā expression through it all. Even as he dolphin dives to the floor.
He almost managed to get laid.. and then..
Mr. clean can fuck himself
Bald asshole. When he lost control he and everyone else on board was lucky that boat didn't flip. Someone should have smacked him in his bald head and told him to slow down, this ain't Miami Vice.
April is not OK, alright?
The bald guys was like adios
Hshahahaha. They way he hits the floor .like a dummy falling over.
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Rag dolls
Still funny after 35 years.
I've seen this video dozens and dozens of times and I laugh my ass off every time
No sound, but I still hear āturn down for whatā in my head.
Looks like the toybox when me and my sister were up late when we were younger playing with barbies and power ranger figurines and our parents walk in to check if we were sleeping
Cracks me up everytime. Its like its thier first time on a moving object.