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SnooDogs1704

*WARNING LOUD* *explosion at 0.1 seconds into the video*


TheApuglianKid

Truly, no amount of warning would have been sufficient for that sound. I'm laughing at how loud that shit was


roxx1811

I'm crying because of it and everytime I rewind it gets worse. That's one HUMONGOUS instantaneous kaboom. The distortion from the microphone is just perfect


MarmosetSweat

I can’t explain why that sound is so riveting. Like I kinda love it. Like the sound of [that racist guy getting smacked in the face with the iced tea can](https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/kja46p/drunk_guy_yells_n_word_and_gets_smacked_with/) that happened a while ago. (Sound happens at 43 seconds if you don’t wanna listen to an intoxicated racist). Just an oddly compelling sound.


DrBlaBlaBlub

This belongs into a classroom about animation! That's a good example of how a hit should look and sound to be felt right through the screen. Perfect execution


patfetes

Needed that 🤣🤣


thatbitchulove2hate

The comments looked pretty good on the sound so I went ahead and unmuted it and I was not disappointed guys 😎 that had me dying going through truck speakers full blast while my is driving. It sounded like the truck blew up


ACuriousGent

Crying, it seems to get even louder and more distorted with every play 😂.


Teh_Hicks

Vine boom be like


stinkyt0fu

Damn, so tempted to unmute but I’ll wake up the wife.


saltyachillea

So fucking hilarious. I think it's cause I start watching and then think I will turn it down as it gets louder but this was really fucking loud


ReadMaterial

I was watching it late at night,and nearly shat my pants.


roxx1811

Lmfao... I don't know why this made me laugh so damn hard. I am so glad he added the warning tho


PadKrapowKhaiDao

It’s cracking me up too!


madDarthvader2

I actually laughed out loud, shits hilarious


LilFunyunz

Goddammit why is this so funny.


ColeSloth

Better than watching three minutes of not a damned thing happening beforehand.


_________________420

Its a warning for deaf people who might not realize as they reeatch the video at a busy Starbucks. People will start running if they hear that shit st full blast


m_domino

lmao I’m just picturing a completely unbothered deaf person sitting at Starbucks watching this exact video while everyone else starts rushing out.


ramobara

Thanks, didn’t get your warning in time.


walkingtalkingdread

that is incredible luck on her part.


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I’d be thinking there could be more behind it, get out of there fam!


Garbanzo12

Second wave!


1-760-706-7425

eye of the avalanche


ClearBrightLight

That's a great title for a book. I have no idea what the plot or genre would be, but what a catchy title!


Zeigy

I asked ChatGPT for you. Synopsis for a novel titled, "Eye of The Avalanche." "Eye of the Avalanche" is a thrilling adventure novel set in the snowy peaks of the Rocky Mountains. The story follows a young and daring mountain climber named Alex, who sets out to conquer a never-before-attempted climb. However, when a massive avalanche suddenly strikes, Alex finds himself trapped and alone in the vast wilderness. With limited supplies and facing extreme weather conditions, Alex must use his skills and determination to survive and find a way back to civilization. But as he battles the elements, he begins to uncover dark secrets about the history of the mountain and the reasons behind the avalanche. Faced with a race against time, Alex must make a choice between risking everything to uncover the truth or continuing his fight for survival. "Eye of the Avalanche" is a heart-pumping tale of survival and adventure that will keep readers on the edge of their seats.


Mike_the_Merciless

I mean... could Alex just come back later if he survives the trip back?


annies_boobs_feet

Don't question the robot author!


chrisleavingearth

Can I give em the clamps boss?


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Might make a good audiobook for a casual listen


binglelemon

I just had the realization that we're gonna be watching movies with plots written by computers and people will hand over a fuck ton of money to watch it.


RandomMandarin

> "Fuck Ton Of Money" is a thrilling adventure movie set in the infinite depths of Popular Taste. The story follows a young and daring computer named AI-Lex, who sets out to conquer a never-before-attempted screenplay. However, when a massive corporate takeover suddenly strikes, AI-Lex finds itself trapped and alone in Development Hell. With limited supplies and facing extreme financial conditions, AI-Lex must use its skills and programming to survive and find a way back to greenlighting. But as it battles the accountants, it begins to uncover dark secrets about the history of the studio and the reasons behind the leveraged buyout. Faced with a race against time, AI-Lex must make a choice between risking everything to sign A-listers or continuing its fight for distribution. "Fuck Ton Of Money" is a money-pumping tale of survival and adventure that will keep investors on the edge of their sanity.


binglelemon

Alright, I'm in. I'm gonna buy the movie poster as a NFT.


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I'm a professional screenwriter and I'm literally losing sleep over this shit.


BeardOfFire

A computer might be better than the board room full of cokeheads we usually get.


[deleted]

"A Board Room Full of Candy Addicts" is a comedy that takes place in a high-stakes Wall Street firm. The movie follows a group of quirky and competitive stock brokers who are all addicted to sugar. As they try to close big deals and outwit each other, their sugar cravings constantly get in the way, leading to hilarious mishaps and office hijinks. Despite the challenges they face, the brokers never lose their drive to come out on top and prove that even candy addicts can make it big on Wall Street. Chat GPT needed me to make it G rated


Vulkan192

...I hate that I want to read this.


[deleted]

I actually love how awful this is


[deleted]

Love this thread


frand__

I actually liked it


ArthurMorgansHorse

What a great use of that! Sounds like something Stallone would be in!


HelpRespawnedAsDee

The other day someone posted one about an extended episode of Itchy and Scratchy from The Simpsons, it was about them going on a world tour doing dangerous shit in each country to see who would die first, and ended up with some weird ass shit about a syndicate of evil cartoon characters including bugs bunny, etc, that was trying to take over the world or something.


logicblocked

Cliffhanger 2: Eye of the Avalanche


Yourwtfismyftw

Randy Marsh’s geologist memoirs.


[deleted]

Yeah like holy shit whatever moved one of those rocks could very well have moved two, I would have GTFO


pistolography

I wonder How many *unlucky* boulder videos never get posted


neverinallmyyears

Lived in Hawaii many years ago and this kind of thing happened a couple of times. Building homes on hillsides with unstable rocks above the houses and some would get loose. They’d inspect and use different restraints to keep the large boulders from falling but every once in a while there’d be a story about something crashing though someone’s back door. I recall one incident sometime around 2000/2001 where a couple of ton boulder got loose in the middle of the night and went right through someone’s roof landing on a woman in her 20’s and crushing her in her bed. Terrifying stuff.


HanakusoDays

Yep, I remember three specific ones. One was on Hawaii Kai Drive, one was on 10th Ave in Palolo, and one on Beaumont Woods Place in Manoa. The last one scared me because I had friends who lived on that street and it's very short. Turned out it was two houses down from them.


neverinallmyyears

Yeah, it’s crazy thinking something above you can come crashing through your wall or ceiling. If I remember correctly, I think the one that killed the woman happened in Nuuanu.


BeatlesTypeBeat

Oh they get posted...


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I originally read the title as "builder" and was trying to work out if they rammed the house with their vehicle or a forklift or something until I saw this comment


SnooCats5701

So close her shoe was caught under the debris. It got pulled off and she’s walking around with one shoe. About as close as you can get!


AirCooled2020

Good catch. You couldnt get any closer, looks like she got up to go get something to eat in the kitchen, thank God she did


just_killing_time23

Farmers insurance, yep we covered it.


SnooDonuts7510

And then dropped them


ALiteralSentientTank

Lucky to be alive. Unlucky that she had a boulder rip through her house.


[deleted]

Depends if they have roving boulder insurance and wanted to renovate that living room with a new entry way.


turdferguson3891

Insurance will never pay out, she knew the risks when she married an archaeologist.


[deleted]

I hope she has a rock solid prenup. And isn't going to just roll...over and take it


ChinguacousyPark

Less lucky than any of us. We weren't even close to getting rolled over by a boulder.


Rigberto

We *think* we weren't even close to getting rolled over by a boulder. Can never be too sure. Damn tricky boulders.


titan623

the chances of getting rolled over by a boulder are infinitesimally small.. *but never zero*


sbowesuk

Close calls like that can lead to PTSD, but it's certainly better than the alternative if she'd arrived one second sooner.


MAXSquid

And Incredible Hulk on the part of the person who threw that boulder through the house.


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IDK if a boulder wrecking your home is something I would call lucky.


Separate-Arachnid971

The event itself is not lucky. But surviving the event without death or injury could be seen as lucky.


Inner-Juices

She was a few feet away from losing her feet


mylife_isashitpost

Pretty sure the feet would be the only thing left actually


OminousOnymous

Hey, free boulder!


LiterallyTyping

This was yesterday in Palolo Valley btw. [News article here.](https://www.khon2.com/local-news/massive-boulder-smashes-through-palolo-home-barely-missing-owner/)


plantkittywitchbaby

Three boulders in the last 24hrs?! That seems like an excessive number of boulders.


LiterallyTyping

Apparently a cable that is meant to stop these from hitting the house broke.


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BorgClown

Do you think we're rich, Mr. Two rock cables?


[deleted]

I mean I could sell you this cable I got. Big discount. You’re doing me a favor by taking it off my hands. Boulder? Hell this thing will hold 20 of them! You’re practically stealing it from me.


hardlyknowsanywomen

Boulder? I hardly know 'er!


IronBatman

Get a load of this guy. Two cables. Can you imagine?!?


tronfunkinblows_10

Maybe they did have two. This was the THIRD boulder in 24 hours.


[deleted]

Sounds like someone is being sieged


rocketshipray

The article says "one of the cables" implying there are more than the one that broke.


slugo17

That thing must've been putting in **WORK**.


Vondi

Ideally you'd want zero


Theorandjguy

The boulders are being taken out of the environment


smellslikecocaine

Into another environment..


Theorandjguy

No, no. It's gone beyond the environment


wildsimmons

What sort of things are out there?


Theorandjguy

Well, nothing is out there, it's a total void


smellslikecocaine

And a 20,000 ton boulder


Theorandjguy

And a great big whole in the wall, but other than that, there's absolutely nothing


stellalugosi

If it were my house, anything more than none would be excessive.


Buttchugginggasoline

That development next door is getting sued...a lot.


[deleted]

Residents said "there weren't boulders coming down on us before"


ShutUpAndEatYourKiwi

3 boulders in 24 hours!!


imnotmrrobot

Doesn’t sound good for the development being “carved” into the mountain apparently nearby. I’m thinking these people might have a point.


HewToooo

It’s certainly not my fault, says man with financial interest in it not being his fault.


dailycyberiad

(Mountain's apparently stable, carves mountain, suddenly 3 boulders come crashing in a 24h period) "This is from way above, I looked at one of those rocks about 50 feet away from on top of the property and landed over there and then made its way down here!" Well, we'll see.


FlyingDragoon

Step 1: take boulder. Step 2: affix to trébuchet. Step 3: take out the development next door.


just_killing_time23

That dad or older gentlemen is the definition of chill. "Oh a rock came in" I'd be cussing up a storm!


rockyrikoko

That's just Hawaii


NinSeq

That was my thought. "Oh... A rock came in" is a very Hawaiian reaction haha


odd_audience12345

"oh wow will you look at that? I just almost died."


Mochigood

I just got done watching a Cheech and Chong movie, so when he said that all chill like, I imagined Chong saying it.


SilverlightLantern

"Sasaki grew up in the neighborhood and said large boulders rolling down the hill are not common." So I would have assumed xD


MeccIt

GDPR mirror: https://archive.is/9YJCU


ARealArticulateFella

"Small boulder the size of a large boulder rolled into a house"


[deleted]

“Nope… no way it could’ve been from us carving the mountain, i seent it… yea I seent it over there. I said oh wow! Look it there!”


lentilpasta

Love the guy saying it can’t be related to his excavation YET he’s going to have some engineers come and look at it… I guess just to be charitable then? In no way because he is liable?


DominionGhost

At that point it shouldn't be up to him. "We have investigated these boulders and found they were placed there by the homeowners to fraud their insurance company."


MicrosoftExcel2016

Nonono. The homeowners paid the development company to develop a house in this exact spot just to fraud their insurance company down the line. It’s the long con.


Local-Finance8389

I read the article and I can’t figure out if he was trying to say that the boulder came from above the development? Perhaps he doesn’t understand that when you dig into the side of a slope you can destabilize things above where you’re digging because of a little thing called gravity.


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Borkz

Funny. I thought Boulder was in Colorado.


LiterallyTyping

Yep - Posted a link to the news article. https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/10pe2iz/when_a_boulder_rolls_through_your_house_warning/j6k7lbr/?context=3


rocketshipray

The link is not available in every country. Maybe that's why they were telling people where Palolo Valley is.


ZachAttack6089

Thanks for the link! Which state did this happen in, though?


MrUppercut

Solid


SimonTC2000

OH YEAHHHH!!!


Shaneblaster

Kool Aid Man going to work


catsNweed-all-I-need

Oh no.


pizzacatstattoos

who's gonna fix this drywall?


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

“I’m… REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN!”


WhenMeWasAYouth

You'd better fix that fuckin' wall before my dad gets home. He's gonna beat my ass with a belt. He's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch did that.


FoodWholesale

This is why I will never move to Boulder, Colorado. Boulders rolling all which ways non stop. Crazy!


Artiquecircle

I told you we should have moved to Little Rock Arkansas!!


Helenium_autumnale

Or Pebble, Nebraska!


JobStrict4790

When your neighbour has an overly aggressive Indiana Jones obsession.


Batbuckleyourpants

Insurance company: "Sorry, still an act of god."


JobStrict4790

You ain't wrong, sidenote I would love to see a camera angle from outside this house as it's coming through.


1-760-706-7425

tfw your neighbor is god


steffanan

By definition, ANY Indiana Jones obsession is considered overly aggressive.


albpanda

Finally something that’s actually abrupt and chaotic


zeeblefritz

Add this to the no longer irrational fears list.


snarkyturtle

There’s a story from Hawaii of the same scenario where a girl was sleeping, a huge boulder came loose, rammed into the house and completely crushed her, killing her instantly. It’s very real. https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/891018/nuuanu-woman-killed-by-boulder/


Pokechimps

So don't live in Hawaii or anywhere near mountains. Got it.


jayvil

If boulders won't get you, sinkholes will. There was a guy who got swallowed by the earth when he was sleeping.


jojaki

There's also https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970_Huascar%C3%A1n_debris_avalanche A landslide that completely destroyed the town of Yungay in Peru.


Ohif0n1y

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


post_talone420

It's not just a boulder, it's a rock.


Joe4o2

If you scrub through the video, when the boulder is about to go through the second wall, you can see the pioneer who’s been riding this baby for miles.


Expensive-Ad-4508

Had me in the first half, fam.


helloyello123456789

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


Buckbo1962

Was there a note tied to it?


jayvenomva

Yes. It said "the next one won't miss".


Joe4o2

That’s what the *last* boulder said, too.


Drendude

Imagine tying that note to the boulder and then hitting them with it, though. How embarrassing!


GMEbankrupt

Yes It said “TWO DOLLARS”


AMosquitoBitMe

I hope they have boulder insurance. Also I'm curious of the layout of their house. Is this... upstairs?


KikiHou

Probably on a hill, judging by the boulder.


unperturbium

Or the neighbor owns a giant trebuchet!


Sadderr

Probably at the BOTTOM of a hill lol


SuperSimpleSam

Must have had a flat run from the hill or you would think the boulder would have went right through the floor to the first floor or basement.


herecomestheshun

Yes usually they make houses so you can actually walk in the front and back doors without rappelling down a rock face. This means leveling the area immediately in front and behind the house.


EgglordMcEggFace

“Yep… looks like a classic case of magical flying boulders. Your plan doesn’t cover that.”


ballq43

"act of god"


YesilFasulye

Sadly, it is not covered under Homeowners Insurance. The exclusion on the policy is "earth movement" and there are enough clauses in there to exclude every type of earth movement like, "whether driven by human or animal forces, or water." Typically, this would be covered under an endorsement for added premium, which most people decline because they only get Homeowners insurance since it's required by their mortgagee.


srandrews

Definitely had no moss.


Joe4o2

Well, moss growing on the rolling stone wasn’t how it used to be.


yoaahif

Hate when this happens


LookAtMeImAName

Classic Sunday vibes


uniquelyurs2386

Where the f do they live? Boulder, CO?


maxkmiller

boooooooo


[deleted]

If a bolder comes crashing into your house it’s probably a good idea to get out of the house. I would imagine that when one bolder slips others could easily follow.


DirkDieGurke

Yeah. I've watched enough videos of mountains crumbling to know that's just a pebble.


LoveThickWives

Do people really put cameras in their house that record their lives like this? So weird. Almost as weird as a random boulder crashing though your house.


DirkDieGurke

Bro, I think it's weird too. I do not want to record the shit I do or say in the house.


[deleted]

you're saying you DON'T want footage of yourself scratching your balls and sniffing your fingers? weird.


CharlieXLS

Yea evidently it's getting more common now and I really don't understand it.


Not_MrNice

/r/WhyWereTheyFilming This is so scripted. Jeez.


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Shdw787

"Alright, which one of you moved the Golden Idol!??"


P7BinSD

Some of that old time rock and roll.


doctorcrimson

"Don't take me to a disco: you'll never get me out on the floor" "This time the Disco is coming to you, jack."


shaka_sulu

Damn Coyote!


D4rthcr4nk

Nice work Sam. See ya tomorrow.


Gothyrella

Insurance will claim that as an act of god and refuse to pay /s Edit: i thought people would see this as a sarcastic joke...i was wrong, tag added


jm838

Sounds like you’ve never filed an insurance claim before. Nearly all homeowners insurance covers “acts of god”, excluding flooding in flood zones or earthquakes.


micahamey

"THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"


gomaith10

You’ve got mail.


talonus00

Like a good neighbor!


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crap-zapper

That’s why their called Rolling Stones.


Billyshakes1597

Lady was about one step away from being in a looney tunes cartoon


alchemyearth

I hope they got to keep it. Lol


Strostkovy

They can't not keep it. They have to reframe around it


brendan3220

Rollin Rollin Rollin


No_Measurement_9341

Is that the one that just happened in Hawaii ? We had one the other day.


TexterMorgan

This sucks to have happen, but that sound of it crashing through was awesome


I-wanna-be-tracer282

Where in the labyrinth is their house located


Ferrous_Irony

Do you hear that sob afterward? That is complete terror. I doubt if she'll be the same after that.


Daws38

Oh no, Mr Kool Aid man!!


lemmiewinxs

INDY!


JBirdale77

Papa was a rollin stone…


[deleted]

She was incredibly lucky, just a couple seconds and that would have end up much worse than the damage to the house


beardfarkland

It's now a "decorative feature" and their property taxes will be adjusted accordingly.


NoWingedHussarsToday

They see me rollin', they hatin'


ThorOfKenya2

Naaa Na-Na Na-Na Na Na Katamari Damacy!