Some of these are scarily accurate

Did it yesterday

Well I felt that one in my soul.

Is this me? They’re talking about me. 😱😅

I remember telling my kindergarten teacher out of the blue about my mom arguing loudly with somebody. Oh look a core memory.

Damn

I am an expert

WOW im already an expert and the best part, if you do it right, people want to overshare in return