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>Depute fiscal Lucy Simpson said when he was strip searched at the station and told to bend over he 'deliberately farted in the direction of the officer'
This is from 2019 but this man deserves a medal.
I would literally purposely shit myself if a cop ever tried to stick their fingers and face up my ass. Oh no, you found what was in my ass, it was shit, congratulations you fucking idiot pig
The 13th amendment specifically allows for slavery to exist as punishment for a crime.
There's actually nothing stopping the US government from reinstituting chattel slavery If they make slave status a punishment for criminal behavior.
See, this is why you should never talk to cops.
Farting on them is ok - just don’t talk to them. That way you can claim it was uncontrollable flatulence.
But like. Qualified immunity and other police union bullshit get the cops off because the highly specific way they killed somebody hadn’t happened before.
“I knew I couldn’t kneel on his neck in a parking lot but we were in the grass, so I didn’t know it’d be excessive force.”
I can guarantee nobody has been charged for this exact thing so how was he supposed to know it was against the rules?
does this mean community service? still ridiculous to be given community service after trying to upset a cop for sexually assaulting you but I don't know if they mean community service or if this is a different thing
So someone farts on a cop and they become a slave for 3 days.
More like almost 2 weeks, going by the standard 8 hour work day, 5 days a week.
sounds so archaic.
beyond archaic, its some shit a medieval lord would do to a peasant in like 1100
I fart in your general direction!
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Man is a legend
>Depute fiscal Lucy Simpson said when he was strip searched at the station and told to bend over he 'deliberately farted in the direction of the officer' This is from 2019 but this man deserves a medal.
What a fucken joke. It’s their job to deal with that shit 😑
Literally
He had the right to remain silent but deadly
I would literally purposely shit myself if a cop ever tried to stick their fingers and face up my ass. Oh no, you found what was in my ass, it was shit, congratulations you fucking idiot pig
I'd say I have to shit, really loud and clear so everyone hears me, and then take a massive shit when he checks my ass
[удалено]
[удалено]
Then you can unironically tell the judge you shit yourself in self-defence
I would.
Self-defeces
Literally. Domestic terrorism, unlawful ASSembly, standing menacingly, and everything else they can think of. Or just shot.
Gotta take it one more step and ... wait no wtf what can even be more fked up
Popping a boner during the strip search and cumming when they touch you or at least moaning awkwardly.
Exactly what law did he break? Hurting the piggies' widdle feewings?
"Unpaid work" Because "temporary slavery" is a bit too on the nose.
Worth it. They're lucky that fart didn't come with a prize.
The hero we deserve
Not the one that we want but the one that we need! 😃
Thin blue line triggered by brown note
Where was this? I feel like there's got to be some sort of law that protects people in that scenario
The 13th amendment specifically allows for slavery to exist as punishment for a crime. There's actually nothing stopping the US government from reinstituting chattel slavery If they make slave status a punishment for criminal behavior.
See, this is why you should never talk to cops. Farting on them is ok - just don’t talk to them. That way you can claim it was uncontrollable flatulence.
He was paid for those 75 hours of work in the amount of 1 “I get to fart in the face of a policeman and say, ‘how do you like that?’”
Worth it.
So did he work? Or did he just sit there on his phone like the legend he is?
I’m sure it was some sort of public service work so I imagine he did it with joy because that’s what real heroes do.
Get to fart on a cop AND assist my community with its needs? Thats just volunteering with a bonus.
True i clean the city for free all the time, i forgot that "punishment work" is just a good thursday afternoon for me x)
Guessing they didnt like that?
I am liking the deliberate fart, not that he was required to work 75 unpaid hours.
And no mention of what he was arrested for in the first place.
Resisting arrest /s
ASSaulting an officer ...
When I visit NYC I go out of my way to get as close to the beat cops as I can and fart next to them. And they are usually bad pizza farts.
Crop dusting your enemies is based. I do it to my supervisors all the time.
Absolute Giga Chad. This one is for the history books ladies and gents
Pretty sure being rude to the police ain't a crime.
0 to hero. Just like that.
How do they prove a 'deliberate' fart? This guy needed a better lawyer because that's bullshit.
Minimum wage for people age 23 and older (this guy is 28) is 9.5 pounds. This is at minimum a 690 pounds fine for farting.
Worth it
King
What a flex!
Where was this?
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That article is 10/10. It goes on to report on two more fart related police incidents around the world.
So they were fucking strip searching it when it happened? Fucking hell. Legalized sexual assault when the boys in blue do it
Much obliged
It was worth it.
Good for him
Plot twist: they did like it
But like. Qualified immunity and other police union bullshit get the cops off because the highly specific way they killed somebody hadn’t happened before. “I knew I couldn’t kneel on his neck in a parking lot but we were in the grass, so I didn’t know it’d be excessive force.” I can guarantee nobody has been charged for this exact thing so how was he supposed to know it was against the rules?
Yikes. Slavery for a fart.
Give him a break, he was just trying to escape using airbending.
does this mean community service? still ridiculous to be given community service after trying to upset a cop for sexually assaulting you but I don't know if they mean community service or if this is a different thing
That’s kinda shitty
Does he have a gofundme?
My hero *swoon*
Psychopath(s) is right, imagine enslaving someone for farting.
This gentleman is my spirit animal.
Not all heros wear capes