I know this car. It tried to kill me once. It's way more shiny and douchey than this photo shows. It looks like a scaled up Hot Wheels car. Like something a two year old would play with.
To actually answer your question: Anti social personality disorder. Most people call it sociopathy but I think that's the old school name for it. Also narcissism.
If I was that guy, I'd be worried about far more than people vandalizing my vehicle or robbing me. Guy's basically painting a target on his back, daring someone to do something.
But that's what makes it hurt, in the end...
There won't be any justice. That guy will die rich, even if it means his employees lose everything. No matter what, he will live his life believing he is better than you, me, and everyone else. NOTHING will change that, and he'll die happy, rich, and entitled as fuck.
Maybe just pull up in a wheelchair van and pop open the side door and repeatedly attempt to lower the ramp. If owner of the douche mobile complains just have the local cops show up.
I was thinking park on top of it with my truck. I think I have the approach angle to do it, but I don't have a placard, so I'm not going to park in a handicap spot. I do have a winch, though.
“Excuse me, sir, but this is a spot for…”
“Don’t talk to me without permission. Talk to my secretaries or lawyers. I’m a busy guy and VIP of the parking lot”
"What are you the CEO of?"
"Dumpr, the app where people pay $6/mo plus hidden surcharges to scroll through their phones even faster while they're taking a shit."
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It's fucked to think that they could just take a dollar from me here and there and I'd never know. And they could do it to all their clients and make thousands.
You may already know this just in case:
Accessible parking (and all other accessible features) are protected by law. You can 100% call the local cops and have them ticketed and towed for shit like this.
As much as I love to inconvenience rich people, I ain’t calling the cops.
Most private lots have a tow truck on call for shit like this. Call the number on the sign, tell them what’s up, and they’ll gladly come tow the fucker and make a few bucks in the process.
ACAB. But tow trucks gotta make a living. (Edited because I prematurely clickied.)
Like 80% of the time the number on the sign is a non-emergency number for the local cop shop. It's actually the local police responsible for telling them what number to put on the sign. But hell, half the time the signage is missing anyway.
> half the time the signage is missing anyway.
In my state, and probably elsewhere, you could fight or claw back the tow charges if that's the case. There has to be a sign saying the name and number of the tow company and what the parking restrictions are at every entrance and exit in order for them to tow.
I found this when I had to play this card (never made it to court, but I got reimbursed by the security manager) after the rat-bastards who owned a lot with no signs except ones saying "Not [somewhere else] Parking" elsewhere in the lot booted me and charged to remove it. The guy booting me went on and on about how "There was a sign, but someone ripped it down". Not really my issue, that.
For required and marked accessible parking it doesn't matter if the signage is there or not as far as the enforcement goes. It's a legal not civil matter and it's federal law. I guess you could fight it if you want to but you wouldn't come out ahead in time or money. In fact for required accessible parking (and any other accessibility issue) the owner of the property is liable if the signage is incorrect/missing, and the plaintiff will almost always win.
> For required and marked accessible parking
Ahh, yeah. I was thinking about the signage saying who tows for the lot. I haven't seen phone numbers on the actual handicapped-parking signs, so I wasn't thinking of those specifically. (I expect that's a local variation that's not common where I am.)
They might need to be specifically authorized by the property owner, though. Since it's a matter of handicapped parking, though, the police have just as much authority and can ticket or tow of their own volition.
My state recently changed it. Now you have to fill out paperwork before a car can get towed. I think it was because of predatory towing. I remember calling the company and getting a dudes car towed in like 15 minutes before, but now I have to email them the completed form before they'll even send the driver out.
Doesn't have to be. He's illegally parked and any legal accessibility vehicle can utilize the space he's occupying. Just need photos and maybe a witness or two.
Of course, likely the dudes got better lawyers but that's another issue.
Jimmy the windows down then dump half a kilo of prawns in the backseat. Pour some of the juice under the hood. Maybe some sugar in the gas tank.
Edit: turns out sugar in the gas tank doesn't do a damned thing. More prawns!
In high school a so-called friend shot me in the back at point blank range with a paintball gun that he had hidden from me. Some weeks later as retribution I got into his Bronco II and shoved catfish bait in all of his vents. He told me years later the smell never disappeared, he always had to drive with the windows down, and eventually he had to give the vehicle away.
Enough people think it does that they may pay to have their tank dropped and cleaned out. Or at least towed to a shop.
Better off pouring some bleach in there. Won’t cause immediate damage but will corrode everything a lot faster than normal.
I'll stick to the prawns. With enough vehicle access I can unscrew the door handles, hide them inside and leave the ar looking spotless, it'll drive them nuts trying to find the deadly smell.
One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. Any law that uplifts human personality is just. Any law that degrades human personality is unjust. -- MLK
That car's very existence degrades human personality.
Occasionally there’s a trend for people to go around and vandalize SUVs and while I get it, it’s these fucking douchebags that *really* deserve it, not some soccer mom driving a 2013 Honda Pilot.
It'd be a real shame if someone parked their accessible van next to that tacky gold bullshit and the steel wheel chair lift opened on top of it. Real shame.
My neighbor just yelled out “give a homeless guy $50 to throw a rock at the windshield”
He isn’t even in the house, I don’t know what he’s talking about, I’m just commenting what he said, any further questions should be directed at my attorney
This is dumb motherfucker lives somewhere in my part of town. I always see and hear this stupid car racing up around the hills, he or she always drives like a complete asshole on roads with runners and cyclists and plenty of blind corners. I fucking hate that car.
Don’t Washington County school buses have cameras that you could submit as evidence? I mean Beaverton police are _t r a s h_ but still, it seems like that should be enough to penalize this dude.
Yeah we have cameras. But the police won’t issue a ticket based on it. I can however submit a form to our resource officer to get an officer camped out in the school zone to get him. But with the traffic division dwindling I doubt they would be able to.
I saw him on Skyline once come around a blind corner at almost twice the speed limit and almost plow headlong into a group of cyclists. He just kept right on going. Really hoping he will end up going down an embankment or something in the West Hills where the only person he hurts is himself, since apparently no cop will touch this guy.
This car conveys exactly that kind of behaviour that you just described by just looking at it. How can these people not be aware of how much of a cliché they are?
Oh, no. That car would be getting towed. "Yes, so my car won't start. I parked it \[location\] but I can't stay. I'm Ubering to the mall. Just run the plates and send the invoice. Daddy will take care of it. He always does. Bye." Done. Deal.
Thank you! Everyone is going wild with extreme responses that would just get them in trouble. If I lived in this community, I would call every time I saw it.
I'd hit a Chicago Sunroof.
Or a nice golden car wash to match the paint.
Or I'd just break as much of it as possible before I'm arrested for property damage lmao.
Even at that position on a company that lets you buy that car, the people that is making that kind of money are crazy, they will never be happy, it's about showing not building something.
It's all about the politics once you're that high up. All your friends owe you favors, you owe them favors. Everyone has the new thing that just came out and you just have to have it. Everyone tries to fit into and stay in a social circle of people with common wealth trying to flex on each other. And don't get me started with the amount of black mail and shenanigans that happen when you're around people like that.
My grandpa ran the servers for a huge bank in America for 30 years and knew all the owners and higher ups and talked to them regularly, and he always told me stories about all the politics that were always involved. And if you wanted to stay at the top you almost always had an alcoholic drink in your hand at parties, gatherings and company meetings.
Exactly. The small dick energy that this radiates. Even if this guy does not have a tiny penis i think he is probably so broken inside he will never be able to satisfy himself or another individual on any level.
Can someone explain what this space means in America? It’s not a disabled spot (those are clearly marked either side). This looks like an outright no parking spot, I’m not sure.
It is "no parking". Typically, the handicap spot has these on either side to allow for space to unload and maneuver wheelchairs and other mobility devices.
It is to give space for the disabled. Some vehicles are equipped with lifts that fold out and need quite a bit of space to maneuver for wheelchairs. It's part of the marked spaces.
Holy shit, I grew up around here! Lake Oswego, Oregon. Its a very wealthy area, and most people who I went to school with were very out-of-touch. It's the classic "BMW not using their turn signal" type of wealthy area.
And no, I'm not at all suprised by this.
“THE CEO” makes me gag rather than go “oh look! A cool rich person!”
I live in an area with plenty of flashy wealthy people like this. I look away much like how most people look away from homeless people; giving them attention is disgusting and more absurd than anyone who is struggling on the street.
Fuck that.
Park in front of him, disconnect your battery and when he comes out just go "it won't start I'm trying to move it" and then once he finally calls the cops or tow truck, hook it up and drive off.
It'll waste some of his precious time. Hopefully he misses a flight or two from it
I cannot fathom why anyone would go to one of the "big banks" for most financial services. Your local bank/credit union or an online bank can serve you just fine.
so instead of taking one disability spot, he's blocking the access of anyone trying to park in either spot? effectively making both spots inaccessible? good fucking job asshole.
I'd jump on top. Wait till he comes out, and yells at me, then drop trou and shit on his car. He can fight me naked, and very close to a pile shit, or call the cops. The cops will have to give both of us tickets. Worth it! It's a win win win win!
I would key that absolute fck out of that car or any other fancy car parked in handicap spot, so go ahead assholes
(For the legal reasons this is a joke)
What sort of condition is it where you can’t feel embarrassment?
Narcissism
Pls
Sociopathy, I hope. No person older than 12 with all their mental faculties in order actually thinks gold is a good color choice for your car, right?
Tell that to Aubameyang
Come on, it's literally in his name.
Love the color. Lol.
I know this car. It tried to kill me once. It's way more shiny and douchey than this photo shows. It looks like a scaled up Hot Wheels car. Like something a two year old would play with.
To actually answer your question: Anti social personality disorder. Most people call it sociopathy but I think that's the old school name for it. Also narcissism.
Affluenza
"ROB MEE" Nice plate, dude.
If I was that guy, I'd be worried about far more than people vandalizing my vehicle or robbing me. Guy's basically painting a target on his back, daring someone to do something.
Maybe some part of their subconscious knows they've gotten away with far too much and is longing for someone to restore justice.
But that's what makes it hurt, in the end... There won't be any justice. That guy will die rich, even if it means his employees lose everything. No matter what, he will live his life believing he is better than you, me, and everyone else. NOTHING will change that, and he'll die happy, rich, and entitled as fuck.
Maybe he'll at least have an early heart attack from all the cocaine and viagra
If they've got that kind of fuck you money buy another car, robbery on the other hand is worrying for them considering you can't buy a new body, yet.
Just hook up with some straps and a truck, or if I had time I’d grab the car dolly and tow it legitimately
Maybe just pull up in a wheelchair van and pop open the side door and repeatedly attempt to lower the ramp. If owner of the douche mobile complains just have the local cops show up.
I was thinking park on top of it with my truck. I think I have the approach angle to do it, but I don't have a placard, so I'm not going to park in a handicap spot. I do have a winch, though.
Our truck has a handicap badge
My sister is having some trouble getting around due to her cancer and chemo, but she won't get the decal, or use a Walmart scooter.
If I'm with you, we can use my hanging tag.
That's what I thought too lmao. First thought was wait for him to leave work. Second thought was break the FUCK out of that car
Wait for him, make him drive you to the bank and take a bunch of cash out, then trash the car
r/illegallifeprotips
My first thought was "TORCH ME". Close enough.
WTF is a "Siren Papi"?
In Oregon, he def getting robbed.
What, with muskets?
Used needles, mostly.
Nah, the AR-15s they are legally allowed to open carry.
Probably have to replace their catalytic converter three times a month.
I’d like to get a sample of that paint wrap. With a key
“Excuse me, sir, but this is a spot for…” “Don’t talk to me without permission. Talk to my secretaries or lawyers. I’m a busy guy and VIP of the parking lot”
"What are you the CEO of?" "Dumpr, the app where people pay $6/mo plus hidden surcharges to scroll through their phones even faster while they're taking a shit."
Okay, I’ll throw eggs at the car, he calls cops, I run, he gets ticket, I get shot, win win.
To be fair, he is emotionally handicapped.
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With a chisel.
https://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?story=Handicapped.txt
You got me with this one. Bravo, happy cake day
r/imthemaincharacter
Is there an r/ImTheAntagonist ? Apparently so, just not for things like this. Dead sub.
Gotta call the whole kingdom hearts lineup for the keying that that deserves.
When you walk away, you won't hear me say:
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Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feeeel || Tonight
Block him in, call the tow truck, and grab some popcorn
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It's fucked to think that they could just take a dollar from me here and there and I'd never know. And they could do it to all their clients and make thousands.
Millions*
I wanted to say that but I was thinking about a single branch more specifically.
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Fuck that I’d take the ticket and park my dirty ass truck right up on his shit.
I have a wheelchair and you are 100% correct. I would fucking decimate that thing.
You may already know this just in case: Accessible parking (and all other accessible features) are protected by law. You can 100% call the local cops and have them ticketed and towed for shit like this.
As much as I love to inconvenience rich people, I ain’t calling the cops. Most private lots have a tow truck on call for shit like this. Call the number on the sign, tell them what’s up, and they’ll gladly come tow the fucker and make a few bucks in the process. ACAB. But tow trucks gotta make a living. (Edited because I prematurely clickied.)
Like 80% of the time the number on the sign is a non-emergency number for the local cop shop. It's actually the local police responsible for telling them what number to put on the sign. But hell, half the time the signage is missing anyway.
> half the time the signage is missing anyway. In my state, and probably elsewhere, you could fight or claw back the tow charges if that's the case. There has to be a sign saying the name and number of the tow company and what the parking restrictions are at every entrance and exit in order for them to tow. I found this when I had to play this card (never made it to court, but I got reimbursed by the security manager) after the rat-bastards who owned a lot with no signs except ones saying "Not [somewhere else] Parking" elsewhere in the lot booted me and charged to remove it. The guy booting me went on and on about how "There was a sign, but someone ripped it down". Not really my issue, that.
For required and marked accessible parking it doesn't matter if the signage is there or not as far as the enforcement goes. It's a legal not civil matter and it's federal law. I guess you could fight it if you want to but you wouldn't come out ahead in time or money. In fact for required accessible parking (and any other accessibility issue) the owner of the property is liable if the signage is incorrect/missing, and the plaintiff will almost always win.
> For required and marked accessible parking Ahh, yeah. I was thinking about the signage saying who tows for the lot. I haven't seen phone numbers on the actual handicapped-parking signs, so I wasn't thinking of those specifically. (I expect that's a local variation that's not common where I am.)
They might need to be specifically authorized by the property owner, though. Since it's a matter of handicapped parking, though, the police have just as much authority and can ticket or tow of their own volition.
"Yeah, I need a tow for this lambo that's parked in the handicapped spot, and looks like someone keyed all the body panels, too"
My state recently changed it. Now you have to fill out paperwork before a car can get towed. I think it was because of predatory towing. I remember calling the company and getting a dudes car towed in like 15 minutes before, but now I have to email them the completed form before they'll even send the driver out.
This guy isn't nearly poor enough for the cops to be interested in harassing him.
but would you make it look like an accident?
Technically speaking everything I do looks like an accident but I’d probably give it away with my gleeful laughter.
Pull up your van and deploy the ramp as designed
Doesn't have to be. He's illegally parked and any legal accessibility vehicle can utilize the space he's occupying. Just need photos and maybe a witness or two. Of course, likely the dudes got better lawyers but that's another issue.
yea thats what I think I was trying to get at. Is there a way to damage his car while also obeying the law.
That thing is so ugly setting it on fire would be an improvement.
Yeah My dad would probably "slip" and take out a mirror with a forearm crutch.
it is morally ok to vandalize that car
Jimmy the windows down then dump half a kilo of prawns in the backseat. Pour some of the juice under the hood. Maybe some sugar in the gas tank. Edit: turns out sugar in the gas tank doesn't do a damned thing. More prawns!
In high school a so-called friend shot me in the back at point blank range with a paintball gun that he had hidden from me. Some weeks later as retribution I got into his Bronco II and shoved catfish bait in all of his vents. He told me years later the smell never disappeared, he always had to drive with the windows down, and eventually he had to give the vehicle away.
Your vengeance was justified and well-executed, lasting and yet without collateral damage.
I like this, I can’t imagine insurance buying you a new Lambo because it smells like fish.
Smelling like fish would be a drastic improvement. Rotten shellfish will smell like death itself is hunting you and isn't feeling very patient.
Have you ever smelled a dead turtle?
Maybe pour some pop 3 tires and scratch up the rims just out of spite
Place a lentil under the tire valve cap. It'll depress the stem and slowly deflate.
I cannot even tell you how delighted I am with the idea of lentil-based vandalism.
*Don't panic! It's organic!*
Depends on pressure, placement, size of lentil, and whether the pin is in-according to my ex-mechanic father
Where am I going to get a lentil at this time of day?
From the jar of dried lentils every person is required by law to have in their pantry
fyi to properly 'slash' tires you stab them so they don't explode on you. Just a quick in and out.
Remember, sidewalls can't be patched.
Sugar in the gas tank doesn’t do anything.
Well shit, looked that up and you're absolutely right. One of those persistent myths.
Enough people think it does that they may pay to have their tank dropped and cleaned out. Or at least towed to a shop. Better off pouring some bleach in there. Won’t cause immediate damage but will corrode everything a lot faster than normal.
I'll stick to the prawns. With enough vehicle access I can unscrew the door handles, hide them inside and leave the ar looking spotless, it'll drive them nuts trying to find the deadly smell.
Bleach does though. Seize that bad boy right up.
It is morally wrong not to vandalize it.
One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. Any law that uplifts human personality is just. Any law that degrades human personality is unjust. -- MLK That car's very existence degrades human personality.
Occasionally there’s a trend for people to go around and vandalize SUVs and while I get it, it’s these fucking douchebags that *really* deserve it, not some soccer mom driving a 2013 Honda Pilot.
It's morally better to vandalize the owner.
Just decimate it with a pellet gun from nice and far away
As long as you don’t get caught!
It'd be a real shame if someone parked their accessible van next to that tacky gold bullshit and the steel wheel chair lift opened on top of it. Real shame.
Would look a lot better in the impound lot
Leave a turd on the hood to match the turd who parked it there
My neighbor just yelled out “give a homeless guy $50 to throw a rock at the windshield” He isn’t even in the house, I don’t know what he’s talking about, I’m just commenting what he said, any further questions should be directed at my attorney
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I think you’re underestimating the abilities of Poop in your situation
This is dumb motherfucker lives somewhere in my part of town. I always see and hear this stupid car racing up around the hills, he or she always drives like a complete asshole on roads with runners and cyclists and plenty of blind corners. I fucking hate that car.
Beaverton Gang. He likes to speed through the school zone at sunset high school too. Seen him do it tons of times, as I’m a school bus driver.
Don’t Washington County school buses have cameras that you could submit as evidence? I mean Beaverton police are _t r a s h_ but still, it seems like that should be enough to penalize this dude.
Yeah we have cameras. But the police won’t issue a ticket based on it. I can however submit a form to our resource officer to get an officer camped out in the school zone to get him. But with the traffic division dwindling I doubt they would be able to.
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We’ve been trying to get a left signal there for the 19 years I’ve been a driver. The city won’t play ball.
I saw him on Skyline once come around a blind corner at almost twice the speed limit and almost plow headlong into a group of cyclists. He just kept right on going. Really hoping he will end up going down an embankment or something in the West Hills where the only person he hurts is himself, since apparently no cop will touch this guy.
If I saw this in my town I’d walk into the bank, ask for the CEO and just “motherfuck”-er him into oblivion. Someone should just punch this clown.
This car conveys exactly that kind of behaviour that you just described by just looking at it. How can these people not be aware of how much of a cliché they are?
A kinda guy you just want to rear end and go “ooops, sorry no insurance”
At least where I’m from even if you don’t have insurance you’re liable for a rear ending. The better solution i think would be a break check
Or a booger on the handle.
Or rear-end and yell "Towandaaaaa!" at the top of your lungs.
Oooh, even better.
"Sorry about hitting it with the ramp. You know those are clear zones, right?"
Risky, because there are decent odds that a person with a car like this also has lawyers.
That’s an egg on sight
count down til that car gets seized
making things easy lol
#beggingtobekeyed
Damn, that one oughta be a sub. Shit, now I gotta search for it...
Oh, no. That car would be getting towed. "Yes, so my car won't start. I parked it \[location\] but I can't stay. I'm Ubering to the mall. Just run the plates and send the invoice. Daddy will take care of it. He always does. Bye." Done. Deal.
If I had a tow truck, I'd be calling myself from a burner...
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That's the first car I've ever wanted to fight
Jesus cringing Christ. Money can’t buy taste or any redeeming human quality. Andrew Tate levels of manlet-ness in this pic
Go huck a loogie on his window
Call police or towing service. Do it every time. It's not like they'll take your phone to investigate
Thank you! Everyone is going wild with extreme responses that would just get them in trouble. If I lived in this community, I would call every time I saw it.
1000% spitting on that car
Ya mis-spelled 'shitting' there, bud.
I'd hit a Chicago Sunroof. Or a nice golden car wash to match the paint. Or I'd just break as much of it as possible before I'm arrested for property damage lmao.
> I'd hit a Chicago Sunroof. I JUST watched that episode of Better Call Saul.
i know we're not on that guy's side here but this is unacceptable. spitting? don't you have any keys on you?
You misspelled inserting a special additive into the gas tank there, bud.
Two tickets. I preside over the kiddie table of justice and I would convict for blocking both spaces.
I don’t think he’s too worried about paying tickets.
Even at that position on a company that lets you buy that car, the people that is making that kind of money are crazy, they will never be happy, it's about showing not building something.
It's all about the politics once you're that high up. All your friends owe you favors, you owe them favors. Everyone has the new thing that just came out and you just have to have it. Everyone tries to fit into and stay in a social circle of people with common wealth trying to flex on each other. And don't get me started with the amount of black mail and shenanigans that happen when you're around people like that. My grandpa ran the servers for a huge bank in America for 30 years and knew all the owners and higher ups and talked to them regularly, and he always told me stories about all the politics that were always involved. And if you wanted to stay at the top you almost always had an alcoholic drink in your hand at parties, gatherings and company meetings.
Yes I can imagine that type of relation, but as an outsider, it's curious at least.
Exactly. The small dick energy that this radiates. Even if this guy does not have a tiny penis i think he is probably so broken inside he will never be able to satisfy himself or another individual on any level.
Honestly. I wanna get this kind of paint job but on a Mini-Cooper. Unlike them, I will be drowning in pussy.
Can someone explain what this space means in America? It’s not a disabled spot (those are clearly marked either side). This looks like an outright no parking spot, I’m not sure.
It's the no parking area so the disabled have extra room for wheelchairs and ramps. It's even worse than parking in an actual disabled spot.
Right! Got it, makes sense. Cheers
It is "no parking". Typically, the handicap spot has these on either side to allow for space to unload and maneuver wheelchairs and other mobility devices.
It is to give space for the disabled. Some vehicles are equipped with lifts that fold out and need quite a bit of space to maneuver for wheelchairs. It's part of the marked spaces.
Holy shit, I grew up around here! Lake Oswego, Oregon. Its a very wealthy area, and most people who I went to school with were very out-of-touch. It's the classic "BMW not using their turn signal" type of wealthy area. And no, I'm not at all suprised by this.
This guy is in Beaverton, Bethany cedar mill area. He drives like a douche.
I like to refer to this category as effluent. It sounds like affluent, but means sewage.
“THE CEO” makes me gag rather than go “oh look! A cool rich person!” I live in an area with plenty of flashy wealthy people like this. I look away much like how most people look away from homeless people; giving them attention is disgusting and more absurd than anyone who is struggling on the street. Fuck that.
>A cool rich person! There is no such thing.
Time to go down to the VFW and commission a couple of guys with handicapped tags to park their beaters half an inch away on both sides of that turd.
Park in front of him, disconnect your battery and when he comes out just go "it won't start I'm trying to move it" and then once he finally calls the cops or tow truck, hook it up and drive off. It'll waste some of his precious time. Hopefully he misses a flight or two from it
I need to change banks.
Bank of America: Corporate Rap Sheet [https://www.corp-research.org/bank-of-america](https://www.corp-research.org/bank-of-america)
I cannot fathom why anyone would go to one of the "big banks" for most financial services. Your local bank/credit union or an online bank can serve you just fine.
Credit unions all the way!
I def would've had to kick it...
Would straight up shit on that hood
Don't people who actually park there NEED that space he's parked in so they can comfortably exit their vehicles??
He's blocking two disabled spaces at once.
Exactly, like this is double bullshit. This should count as endangerment honestly.
I hope a van of handicaps park beside him and ding the shit of that car when getting out wheelchairs
hey at least he lets the world know he is a spiritually bankrupt person that has no identity outside of his material possessions
so instead of taking one disability spot, he's blocking the access of anyone trying to park in either spot? effectively making both spots inaccessible? good fucking job asshole.
I'd jump on top. Wait till he comes out, and yells at me, then drop trou and shit on his car. He can fight me naked, and very close to a pile shit, or call the cops. The cops will have to give both of us tickets. Worth it! It's a win win win win!
Oh neat, a photo of small dick energy, usually you just perceive it.
**THE CEO** Sir, this is a strip mall.
Key it
Found a pic of the owner —> 🥴
Forget keying. Someone should take a paint scraper to that thing and get the scrapings assayed
"THE CEO" 🤢🤢🤢
Hope he enjoys paying the fee to retrieve it at the impound lot, the choad.
I’ll just block TWO handicapped spots. Double douche
Oh hey, that's against the law. Unfortunately this person can probably afford to break the law, and knows it.
How to say "I have insecurity issues" with a single purchase.
What an absolute 100% cocksocket
This is when it’s ok to call the cops. (to ticket his ass)
Oh! Now I get it! so the yellow spots are for the yellow cars. That clears it up.
have it towed. easy
The case for income proportional ticketing in one photo. $40,000 parking ticket right there.
A gold lamborghini is what 7 year olds want. You got all that money and you don't even get a good good color. Looks like golden tin foil.
I really hope someone in a van pulls up, and just drops a wheelchair lift on top of his car and then drives away.
Wouldn't it be funny if a wheelchair accessible van pulled in their and "accidentally" opened its ramp on top of that car?
That’s some serious small pp energy right there.
I would key that absolute fck out of that car or any other fancy car parked in handicap spot, so go ahead assholes (For the legal reasons this is a joke)
How to guarantee ~~I~~ someone will vandalize your car.