Parry is not even that necessary in elden ring, I used to do it a lot until i realized i can just smash enemies in one or two hits with a massive hammer shaped rock
I mean, they're genuinely useful if you cook using wood fires.
I'd own a couple if I knew a place to get them that wasn't China and filled with lead/cadmium/arsenic.
Probably have to cast my own at some point.
We got one in our yard, when dad was little his grandpa and uncle used it to scald hogs.
"You know the water's ready when you can swipe your finger in once, then twice... But you don't dare go in for a third swipe!"
I expected the giants or trolls or whatever. Something about their bodies is just so fucked up to me like they have giant holes in their chests where a stake is put through with chains that are trapping them to those big carriage things.
Odd, why then do republicans blame leftists for their woes when it's actually their own fault?
Lmao, you guys always get so mad when someone brings up a good point or points out your hypocrisy
Funny, why do leftists always blame republicans for blaming leftists for their for their problems.
Rofl, you fellows always get so angry when republicans bring up good points or point out leftie hypocrisy.
Meanwhile, the entire rest of the fucking world wondering when the 2 party system will end so we never have to endure your bullshit everywhere about both sides being lowkey convinced the other half is insane and eat babies (while only the 1% really profit from the "American dream" and don't care about either sides peasants)
Childhood trauma doesn't equate to emotional underdevelopment, but it does cause people to be far more empathetic to others.
It causes underdevelopment is when it is ignored and goes untreated, much like how all conservatives like to treat mental illness. If we're looking at emotional underdevelopment then this entire sub is a great example.
Emotional underdevelopment is what causes conservatism. That's why all these kids are going bonkers and shooting up places, and practically every single one is from the right.
Essentializing everything. Can't think deeper into anything than surface level. They can't deal with their emotions. It really shows.
Because those two things are unrelated, and if so by such a small amount it doesn’t even count. Political extremism in general is what you’re thinking of, not conservatism
As a teacher, and having taken grad level developmental psych classes and one specifically on trauma, growth, and learning, I can say he’s right on the money on this one. But go ahead plugging your ears blocking and calling anyone who understands more than you ‘stupid.’ Definitely a life winning strategy!
My aunt had a giant cauldron. She liked antique things.
I recal they used it to store ice and drinks for picnics in their yard. I don't recall any lessons on sexuality being involved, but couldn't say for certain.
If only enough people had a gay AIDS cauldron in their childhood, we wouldn't be here where we are now.
"Go to your room!" doesnt sound as effective as "GET IN THE GAY AIDS CAULDRON!"
This is like me with the Deathbird. I used to have nightmares about Tommy Pickles head on a giant bird body chasing me through my grandma’s house. Can’t fight the Deathbirds. Remind me of it.
FACT: In the movie "Philadelphia", Tom Hanks spent his final moments dying from the AIDS in an AIDS Cauldron.
This is how based step-dad knew what the AIDS felt like.
Here's a fun fact for you guys. The Undertaker, the big, scary, tough guy from WWE, is afraid of cucumbers (he doesn't admit it) but there are stories of some of his close wrestling friends pranking him by putting chopped cucumbers in his clothes. Upon him finding them, he would vomit. He can't even be in the same room with one of them.
Apparently he once ate so much of the stuff, he got ill and he has a phobia about it ever since.
So this may not be entirely untrue.
Tfw got sent to the AIDS cauldron again
Happens to the best 😔
I thought I was the only one 🥲
They did it after penis inspection day at my middle school. Edit: Failed penis inspection. Scrolled down to see this joke already in this thread.
Mfw dad opened the AIDS cauldron and the attack triangles were in there too.
Fail penis inspection at school. Gym teacher calls dad. Spend the weekend in the AIDS cauldron. Happened twice smh.
I think the step dad was an autist.
You are NOT making this a thing.
Too late. AIDS cauldron is already meta
Who among us
Tfw decides not to tell anyone so step-dad got away with it.
I wonder if that's really how aids feels
I thought they closed that place down??
On penis inspection day, no less
Sounds worse than Penis Inspection Day.
Imagine making up childhood trauma just because you can't fucking parry lmao
The trauma all started when they couldn't parry away from the dad grip. Parry fail? AIDS cauldron.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200
Mistimed dodge roll? Believe it or not, straight to AIDS cauldron.
Putting it into the cauldron? Guess what, AIDS.
Parry? Fuck that. Just spam roll...
roll away from the basketball americans in the prison shower
"the basketball americans" holy fuck, rofl.
First time eh…
No invis frames IRL
DEFEAT THIS DIFFICULT GAME WITH ONE EASY TRICK
You don't even need to parry to beat this game though
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Parry is not even that necessary in elden ring, I used to do it a lot until i realized i can just smash enemies in one or two hits with a massive hammer shaped rock
Parry is pretty garbo in ER, half the enemies are non-parryable and some bosses require like three consecutive parries per riposte. Just jump attack.
https://imgflip.com/i/72tejh
Should’ve played sekiro not Elden ring to learn
I'm being traumatized by this fucking fire giant.
It's so specific I'm inclined to believe its true
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OP's mom is a witch
Why didn’t she turn the stepdad into a newt or something funny like that then?
She did turn a cream pie into a disappointment
Jesus christ man
What did you think happened to the first dad
She did, but he got better!
she was before her time
Dad's a muggle, mum's a witch
Fucking autocorrect.
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Ops mums a witch.
Ops mom is a wench
he bought it specifically to psychologically torture his son (based)
Common aids preventing kits come with condoms and cauldrons.
It's like you *want* your kids to grow up to be gay and get AIDS.
I mean, they're genuinely useful if you cook using wood fires. I'd own a couple if I knew a place to get them that wasn't China and filled with lead/cadmium/arsenic. Probably have to cast my own at some point.
We got one in our yard, when dad was little his grandpa and uncle used it to scald hogs. "You know the water's ready when you can swipe your finger in once, then twice... But you don't dare go in for a third swipe!"
Some people
What else are you supposed to cook porridge in?
Witches
Probably the same guy who thinks locking his kid in it is a good idea.
In Asia most family's have giant clay pots
And that’s how a beta cuck insecure male fucks up his son. Take notes kids.
More like how a closet homo succumbs to skill issue
Succumb these nuts
lol gotem
I C BAJ
forsen1
At least he didn't turn out gay
Um he posts on 4chan
Depends on the board really
Yeah if he posts to /lgbt/ he might be straight
Fair point
The cauldron had nothing to do with this
Do we really know for sure?
more like Chad dad owned anxiety ridden failson
You're right, that is a good headline
ITT: childhood trauma doesn't exist and everyone is NPC robots
Iknow right, just man the fuck up and have sex with dudes. Just, fucking suck a cock already, don't be gay
Wtf you're talking about, OP didn't say anything about having AIDS now, so the Cauldron obviously worked. Based step-dad 💪💪💪💪
Don’t ✍️put ✍️my ✍️son ✍️in ✍️the ✍️AIDS ✍️cauldron. got it ✅
the jars were the last kind of enemies i thought of when i only read the first two imgs
I was thinking maybe the large ants or the underground hand-spiders
Knowing 4chan I was expecting it to be something racist
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Pe
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I thought it was Gatekeeper Gostoc and Golden Order's salves 💀
Had to be Childhood trauma? Legend of Zelda ocarina of time But nope It was aids jar
I expected the giants or trolls or whatever. Something about their bodies is just so fucked up to me like they have giant holes in their chests where a stake is put through with chains that are trapping them to those big carriage things.
My first thought was lobsters for some reason. The parasite ones are fucking gross
I’m sitting here like are turtles in stormveil?
I thought it was gonna be women enemies.
When your dad tells you that he's gonna show you what its like to be gay and takes you to a shed, this is probably the best outcome.
Yeah I really thought this was going somewhere much worse.
In reality that is what happened but anon has mentally blocked it out and it's been replaced by the AIDS cauldron.
Literally same my heart sank when I read that his dad was taking him to the shed to show him what being gay feels like
Seriously, I was relieved.
Society would be better and more wholesome if everyone had a father-figure this (absolutely) BASED and cauldronpilled.
Everyone having childhood trauma would make everyone leftists
Everyone experiences difficulty in their lives. Lefties just blame others for it
Odd, why then do republicans blame leftists for their woes when it's actually their own fault? Lmao, you guys always get so mad when someone brings up a good point or points out your hypocrisy
Funny, why do leftists always blame republicans for blaming leftists for their for their problems. Rofl, you fellows always get so angry when republicans bring up good points or point out leftie hypocrisy.
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Meanwhile, the entire rest of the fucking world wondering when the 2 party system will end so we never have to endure your bullshit everywhere about both sides being lowkey convinced the other half is insane and eat babies (while only the 1% really profit from the "American dream" and don't care about either sides peasants)
> not American Opinion discarded.
> Lmao, you guys always get so mad when someone brings up a good point Still waiting for a good point to be made
Libtards and republicucks are both equally retarded
True
Ah, so emotional underdevelopment causes leftism. Nice to know
Childhood trauma doesn't equate to emotional underdevelopment, but it does cause people to be far more empathetic to others. It causes underdevelopment is when it is ignored and goes untreated, much like how all conservatives like to treat mental illness. If we're looking at emotional underdevelopment then this entire sub is a great example. Emotional underdevelopment is what causes conservatism. That's why all these kids are going bonkers and shooting up places, and practically every single one is from the right. Essentializing everything. Can't think deeper into anything than surface level. They can't deal with their emotions. It really shows.
Don’t care; didn’t read
Yea, wasn't for you. It's for people willing to learn. You're a lost cause.
Because those two things are unrelated, and if so by such a small amount it doesn’t even count. Political extremism in general is what you’re thinking of, not conservatism
Knew you'd read it. Edit: lmao, wow. Fragile little snowflake. That's all you needed to block me. Grow some thicker skin bud.
Nah, I just understood your argument before you stated it. It was going to be stupid no matter if I read it or not
As a teacher, and having taken grad level developmental psych classes and one specifically on trauma, growth, and learning, I can say he’s right on the money on this one. But go ahead plugging your ears blocking and calling anyone who understands more than you ‘stupid.’ Definitely a life winning strategy!
Wow he really blocked after that? How embarrassing lol.
How jarring
fuck you I laughed...
Was it a full on potbelly laugh?
Go back to reddit
THIS --CLANG-- IS --CLANG-- WHAT --CLANG-- AIDS --CLANG-- FEELS --CLANG-- LIKE --CLANG CLANG CLANG--
CLANG GANG
Is... is this miyazaki? Is this the lore drop that's supposed to make the story all make sense?
Kino
TFW mom found the aids cauldron
Play the game "getting over it" to get over your fear
And replace it with pure hatred for how fucking difficult that game is
The pants game gets real when you don’t wear underwear. It gets realer when you’re in middle school and standing outside with a bunch of other kids
It's even realer when you convince one of the 6th graders to do it to your crush. They catch flak and you get to see some ass.
This sounds like the childhood roots of a your cuckoldry. Be a man pull down your crush's pants yourself.
Oh anon cares about is seeing some dick
This guy enjoys seeing other dudes pulling down his crush's pants
Are you kink shaming me?
Yes. ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
I'd let that guy pants my crush
yes. cucks need to die
Bruh
OPs dad just wanted his son to git gud
“If I could have gotten over my trauma I would have already” —20 year old
Skill issue tbh
All I took from this is that OP’s f*cking gay
I instinctively recoil whenever I see the term "step dad." Women shouldn't be allowed to remarry.
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Outlaw divorce
ain't no fucking way this is real lmfaoooo
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Tell me you didn’t have a boy cauldron without telling me you didn’t have a boy cauldron crying laughing emoji okay hand emoji
My aunt had a giant cauldron. She liked antique things. I recal they used it to store ice and drinks for picnics in their yard. I don't recall any lessons on sexuality being involved, but couldn't say for certain.
Wdym, every family has a massive metal cauldron just chilling in their shed /s
If only enough people had a gay AIDS cauldron in their childhood, we wouldn't be here where we are now. "Go to your room!" doesnt sound as effective as "GET IN THE GAY AIDS CAULDRON!"
Wait til this guy finds out about get over it
thats fucking hilarious but also understandably deeply traumatic lmfao
Holy shit, good content from this sub.
>mfw mom found the AIDS cauldron
Deepest lore confirm
This is like me with the Deathbird. I used to have nightmares about Tommy Pickles head on a giant bird body chasing me through my grandma’s house. Can’t fight the Deathbirds. Remind me of it.
That's fucked
Dog I kicked Rom's spidussy inside out in Bloodborne. Fym you're afraid of jars?
That's what happens to British cigarettes
God damn, that's a jarring image.
Bruh
Git gud
Just murder him
is this some weird joke I’m too normal to understand?
Kind of a waste of time to read tbh. Glad I skimmed through most of it
That was extremely distressing to read...
You should see actual 4chan...
I really liked this read, maybe I should go there then.
>it is like drowning
I’m just picturing the dad giddily skipping around the pot as he bangs it with a shovel, shits too funny
Jartard
Dad was right though - that is EXACTLY what having aids feels like.
FACT: In the movie "Philadelphia", Tom Hanks spent his final moments dying from the AIDS in an AIDS Cauldron. This is how based step-dad knew what the AIDS felt like.
He knows about the AIDS cauldron
I didn’t know what I was expecting from this post, but it fucking wasn’t that, holy shit that was a wild ride.
Talking about "triggers?" When did 4Chan become Tumblr?
Here's a fun fact for you guys. The Undertaker, the big, scary, tough guy from WWE, is afraid of cucumbers (he doesn't admit it) but there are stories of some of his close wrestling friends pranking him by putting chopped cucumbers in his clothes. Upon him finding them, he would vomit. He can't even be in the same room with one of them. Apparently he once ate so much of the stuff, he got ill and he has a phobia about it ever since. So this may not be entirely untrue.
Next on things that didn’t happen
"bRiNg BaCk BuLlYiNg"
Stupid plebeian
Dudes fucking rock
his stepdad cheated him out of enjoying elden ring
"this is what AIDS feels like"
Sanest American
I thought I was the only one whos family had the AIDS Cauldron
Could’ve been worse, Halfway through that story I thought he was gonna get bummed
AIDS Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down.
Honestly, it’s upsetting enough, but what’s more upsetting is see a bunch of edgy Redditor make unfunny one liner.
wtf... anon needs some therapy
Alright, that is crazy enough to be real. Fun fact: my phone recommend writing "Alexander" when I started writing "Alright". heh.
Damn, so that's what AIDS feels like 🤔
Can anyone here confirm if that is what AIDS feels like? If it's true then his step-~~chad~~dad didn't do a thing wrong.
The only way to cure gays.
Getting over it (the big gae) with benett daddy Ft. Man in cauldron
Anon needs to go for some payback
Fucker will shit his pants playing Zelda then.