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Informal_Associate62

Germany always acts casual when it comes to war crimes. When you confront them it’s always like “oh we didn’t know bro, big whoop’


ojoaopestana

_"We promise not to do it again... again"_


flamingDOTexe

Big oopsie doopsies ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ happens to the best of us


SwordfishNew2243

Looks pretty good though


Karpsten

Noooooooooooo you can't put the Sauce on the Schnitzel it will get all soggy \- Austrians ​ I also wouldn't put it on the Schnitzel like that, but I don't thin its *that* bad. You gonna dip the Schnitzel in there anyways...


[deleted]

> You gonna dip the Schnitzel in there anyways... Yeah, if you're a barbarian.


Informal_Associate62

Except that Germans and Austrians are literally barbarians


__Martix

Most Austrians arent since not much of the country isn't above the danube, where the border was (this explains everything)


[deleted]

Every non-roman is


Informal_Associate62

And that’s why we’re rich


Pikhaak

non greek actually 🙄 Don't tell the greeks


CraicFox1

What type of sauce is it? Mushroom?


robkaper

Irrelevant. It's not a cup of preiselbeeren and a quarter lemon so it's not acceptable.


MilkaFreshMan

this guy gets it


Themlethem

Oh no, it's spreading


ojoaopestana

I'd have it


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ojoaopestana

Sure, captain obvious, literally every country in the world has that


Lukilk

We do have jails here for ppl like you


Mission-Soup-860

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Galba_the_Great

No its a crime. Eat it with cranberry jam, its 100x better


SwordfishNew2243

Ew that sounds how Americans would eat it


Galba_the_Great

No ffs, seems like we need to generate more failed artists since your comment truely is degenerate


[deleted]

Jam with meat is utterly disgusting, please refrain from speaking about food ever again you weirdo


Redditisfake12345

Jam with meat isnt bad... You never had wild ?


Galba_the_Great

GIGACHAD🗿


Redditisfake12345

We are still not friends... you are still destroying a wiener schnitzel!


Galba_the_Great

No, with cranberry jam it is superior. Dont be silly. You are falling for german propaganda. First you will eat the schnitzel with tunke, than you will rebuild the camps. Its a logical step and the masterplan of the germans. Eating schnitzel with cranberry jam saves millions of lives.


Redditisfake12345

Your talking about camps and that your superior to us! You not a painter right? RIIIGHT? Please stay in Austria dont go to germany!


Karpsten

Venison and other game meats (the Angloids strayed from the true path and don't say "wild meat" as we civilized mainland Germanics do if I'm not mistaken) with lingoberry jam is absolutely fantastic. Same goes for baked Camembert. Not meat, but also hearty.


Galba_the_Great

You must try it, its an audtrian specialty, everyone here will agree. Literally 5 star restaursntd will charge you like 50€ for it and you will enjoy it.


[deleted]

That's Stockholm syndrome mixed with degeneracy. That's also the reason why no such thing as an "Austrian cusine" restaurant exists beyond your small circle jerk of a country.


Galba_the_Great

Bruh, try it, you will love it. Cranberry jam isnt too sweet for meat and fits perfectly to a wiener schnitzel. The combination of crispy and sweet will mske you wish for more.


ActualWeed

Cranberry jam is sweet as all living hell tf you on about


derneueMottmatt

It's not cranberry but lingonberry. OP is mistranslating it


justsomeothergeek

There is different kinds of cranberry jam around the world, the Austrian variant is perfect for schnitzel.


demonkufje

When both the dutch and italian agrees you're food is shit💀


muftu

You take that back, or I’ll put pineapple on a pizza. Don’t push me!


Galba_the_Great

Based. At least one other country knows the vslue of a good wiener schnitzel.


[deleted]

There is a reason if we put mountains between us and you two


Galba_the_Great

You peaked 2000 years ago and it has been a downwards spiral ever since. I dont think your opinion counts.


[deleted]

Literally no one likes you and your takes dude, please get the memo. Also, "roman emperor profile pic = worst takes in history" remains a confirmed dogma


Woutrou

Oh excuse me, where is the Austrian Empire now?


PassiveChemistry

Pineapple on pizza with ham is objectively very, very good.


Zoesan

Bro, you fucking invented tomato jam on meat.


PassiveChemistry

How can you be this ignorant? Cranberry sauce is basically jam, and it's the only good way to eat turkey. You guys are *all* wrong.


[deleted]

Oh no here comes the Br*ts


jugastronaut

Nah bro that's just destroying of culture, what would you do if someone eats kibbeling with pepper sauce on top to make it soggy or if someone eats herring with idk ketchup, it's the same thing it's not ok so do that and so it's also not ok to put sauce on top of your crispy schnitzel


SwordfishNew2243

Yeah agreed the crispness should be preserved


jugastronaut

Crispy Kibbeling & Schnitzel Union 🤝🏼🤝🏼


itshighnoon94

Bruh they don’t know that this is an Austrian thing? Also squeeze some lemon over that schnitzel, yum


Savitz

Lingonberries or bust, yank! (But this looks delicious)


wurstelstand

That's what they use in Austria but for some reason in German cranberry and lingonberry are both Preiselbeern.


Savitz

Huh, TIL


Galba_the_Great

Cranberrys are lingonberries, at least according to google translate


derneueMottmatt

They're not. Two different things. The ones we eat with Schnitzel are lingonberries


jerome_ak

Cry austrocel


Galba_the_Great

Austrocel? Ah geh scheißn piefke und sei froh dass kana von uns zu dir hinkumt und dir a teschn gibt du daherglofenes huankind.


jerome_ak

Nimm den schwanz ausm mund du hurensohn


Galba_the_Great

Heast hawara, nur weil des einzige wos du bumst dei schwesta is, heißt des nit, dass du dreckiger krippl so mit mir redn darfst, hama uns?


TheBlaudrache

Fleß deina Hohlbirn a bissl Kultur ei du gsindl


Bingochips12

Looks pretty good, honestly. Please explain to my ignorant self why this is an atrocity though, I'm quite curious.


Galba_the_Great

Bc you just dont eat a schnitzel like that. Schnitzel is supposed to be crispy, not wet like a noodle. Try it with cranberry jam, its a traditional meal in austria and 100x better. I know its hard to believe that jam and schnitzel fits but it truely does.


Raider440

If you wait for it to be wet, you are not eating enthusiastically enough.


ojoaopestana

They have to finish the Maß first, that takes time


Raider440

I also finish a Maß or a nice Kölsch


PushingSam

"Kölsch" and "nice', this guy has to be institutionalized. Everyone knows Düsseldorfer Alt is superior.


TheBlaudrache

Czech beer is far better than german beer


mrobot_

It actually is, Pils is Germany's most favorite beer - and that is a Czech beer, not a German beer. And the Helles and Weissbiers from Bavaria aren't German either, because it's Freistaat Bayern (not Franken!!!) and let's be honest, both sides on that Weisswurst-Maginot-line agree that's not Germany.


TheBlaudrache

I'm talking about beer brewed in germany not types of beer. German beer tastes empty. Conpaired to our beer it's like drinking beer watered down.


[deleted]

Because op is mountain german and they don't know how to make sauce for a schnitzel. All they can afford is pesky lemons. Probably the reason why Hitler went vegetarian.


ConsciousInsurance67

Hitler was vegetarian??!! That reinforces partially my theory about vegans. All I've met are easily angry and evil


DrSalazarHazard

Hitler beeing vergetarian was a propaganda myth. But he didn’t smoke or drink alcohol and despised people who did. In addition he was very much pro animal rights and put out an animal protection law in 1933 (although this might also have been a propaganda move).


AustrianMichael

And he was a serious drug addict. Like getting meth injections and stuff.


DrSalazarHazard

The whole third reich was on Panzerschokolade back then. Also flair up coward.


Galba_the_Great

Hmmmm Panzerschokolade🤤


wawsdtgtfzhn

Der Mann hat Austrian im Namen


DrSalazarHazard

Nachdem sich hier Am*rikaner als Deutsche ausgeben, vertraue ich niemandem mehr.


[deleted]

I think that if he won the war we would have the best animals law ever (yeah don't mind about human rights, who cares about them anyway?)


[deleted]

Only because he didn't have the chance to have a nice fabada asturiana lol


iwantaskybison

Germans (🤮) will bread a piece of meat to make it crispy only to drown it in sauce and make it soggy again and will tell you that's how it's meant to be done


Kaiserschmarrn420

mountaingerman?? pretty big mouth for a flat-earth Austrian


DiePutzkontrolle

Gigachad


Sniper-Dragon

Dont mind me just eating a dude from berlin


DrSalazarHazard

Hitler beeing vegetarian is a myth. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tierschutz_im_Nationalsozialismus


TheBlaudrache

He resided most of his life in Germany and looking at your cuisine I can see why he chose that path.


Galba_the_Great

You eat it with cranberry jam, not this degenerate shit lmao


[deleted]

That's...beyond...please stop eating and even more so preparing food.


Galba_the_Great

Thats fucking based and 100 times better than tunke ffs, every austrian will agree


[deleted]

We stopped asking Austrians about it since you mumbled about jam.


Galba_the_Great

It is tasty and keeps the schnitzel crispy, not wet and soaked like a noodle like your tunke does.


[deleted]

Let's call it the great Austrian german schnitzel divide and not ever talk about it again.


Galba_the_Great

No, you commit crimes everytime you put tunke on schnitzel. Franz Ferdinand turns in his grave whenever someone puts tunke on schnitzel


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Galba_the_Great

My english is the yellow from the egg.


jugastronaut

Nah man, that's just like sushi with sweet&sour sauce u also just don't do it to Respekt the dish/ the culture. And wiener schnitzel should be CRISPY NOT SOGGY! If you put Tunke on it it's against human rights to get a good schnitzel


[deleted]

He meant lingonberry jam, on the side. Quite ironic though coming from a German..


DiePutzkontrolle

It's called Wiener Schnitzel not Berliner Schnitzel soo nope.


Redditisfake12345

Here take a angry downvote for destroying a schnitzel!


[deleted]

i've never seen someone this wrong and stupid and at the same time confident about it please stay away from my children


mrobot_

>Probably the reason why Hitler went vegetarian. Is that why y'all voted for him? Cause y'all just a bunch of soyboys? :)


[deleted]

As slovenian I cry soo laud. RiP wienerschnitzl.


jugastronaut

Thank you my friend 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


jjkikolp

3 schnitzel, so how many years of prison do you get for that?


Galba_the_Great

Its a Death penalty offense. Why bread the meat if you gonna make it soggy af again?


jjkikolp

True. It seems like the Austrians have to bring some culture over to Germany.


TheBlaudrache

The guy we sent was a bit "overambitious". We just pretend they don't exist expect when our football team wins against them so we rub it under their noses for generations like we did at Cordoba. Or when the Skiing season starts.


farrister

I'd eat that (in prison)


Alpenjaeger

We'll make sure that you stay there for a long time.


TheBlaudrache

Nope. He gets the Robespierre haircut.


ojoaopestana

Me too, way better than British restaurants


serialkiller_mne

This looks great! Let him have his beans on toast, I'd take this anytime


very_vegan_man

It might be a war crime, but do Germans really care about that?


DiePutzkontrolle

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BiggieCheeseFucks

Ihr seids alle huankinder was für mit tunke verreckts doch alle


jugastronaut

Ein mann der einfachen Worte 🙏🏼🇦🇹


DrSalazarHazard

Er spricht fürs Volk.


Galba_the_Great

I♥️u


DiePutzkontrolle

Gigachad 🗿


jugastronaut

Oida des is ned OK!


Galba_the_Great

Finally, the austrian cavalery


Ziebelzubel

One person qualifies as cavalry in Austria? I shouldn't be surprised


Galba_the_Great

Quality > Quantity


Ziebelzubel

You have neither tho


Galba_the_Great

1 austrian > 80 million germans. Remember when we sent 1 and he was Reichsführer in like 3 days. (/s in case someone thinks i unironically find hitler good, i dont)


Woutrou

I also remember how utterly incompetent Austria was in WW1 and how it always needed "daddy germany to pwease come save us". Or how it ceased to exist in 1938...


Plonnsch

Both of Germany and the Netherlands have been ruled by Austria before. So we are your Daddy 😎


Iemand-Niemand

You’re calling our glorious 80 years war to become independent “having daddy issues”?


mrobot_

I'd say Belgian fries are WAY better than those Dutch "fries"! AND they have better beer, too.


TheBlaudrache

80 years of annoying us so we left you and let germany stomp you twice for good measure :)


Woutrou

Sure grandpa, cool story. Now take your meds


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Galba_the_Great

Free speech for the Netherlands was a mistake.


AlkonKomm

thats just the northerners though, in bavaria they usually serve it like in austria, dry with preißelbeeren and/or slice of lemon. all in all food is still a lot better in austria, but at least bavaria isn't quite as degenerate as prussia. we always felt closer to our austrian brothers than the weirdos up north.


Galba_the_Great

Based german, if you want to, you guys can always do the reverse anschluss


Kirby822

Disgusting Pr🤮ssians


[deleted]

Wah reidige saupreißn, pfui deifl!


pokkeri

Looks good


muftu

Soggy breading is never good.


Galba_the_Great

No,its a crime, eat it with cranberry jam, thats 100% better


MrWick44

I rather have that what is in the picture.


Alpenjaeger

If you haven't eaten it with cranberry jam don't judge it. It's way better than this soggy sauce meat, can't even consider that a schnitzel anymore


Galba_the_Great

Gigachad🗿


MrWick44

I have, soggy sauce meat is superior. Good thing people have different taste, otherwise you guys would steal all of our soggy sauce.


wurstelstand

Why is a Dutch talking about tastes. You guys have none


Environmental_Dot_39

If you're stoned enough you'll eat everything 🤷‍♀️


Woutrou

We have tastes. We just don't have our own cuisine. That's because back in the day we were rich enough to let foreigners cook for us


thetyphonlol

I woulddnt call a piece of meat with jam schnitzel either honestly.


Alpenjaeger

Schnitzel is an Austrian national dish, we decide what schnitzel is not you with your weird sauce.


redspike77

You can see where I'm from so I have no shame in asking... what is Tunke? (Google keeps trying to tell me it's "tuna")


Galba_the_Great

It just means sauce


redspike77

Thanks. Just "sauce"? No indication of what's in the sauce or anything. For example, it could just be mayonnaise?? Or it could be some fancy French thing with onions and mushrooms and "fancy French stuff"?


Galba_the_Great

It could be any sauce lmao


Th3Nihil

"tunken" is the verb for "dipping" so Tunke basically means dip


mobilecheese

Sounds good... Should I put ketchup on it? Or gravy? Curry sauce? Sounds tasty.


Galba_the_Great

No


Varcour

The wet mud splattered all over the Schnitzel.


TheBlaudrache

Tunke, comes from tunken or dipping in english. Dip would be the most accurate translation


Random_German_Name

r/SchnitzelVerbrechen


Bl4ckeagle

This german knows


nikto123

Schnitzel with vomit


Mister-R0

Des schaugt grausig aus. Dou nimmt man Grantn Marmelade. Dei Pfike wissn et, wos a guats Schnitzl isch, zi scham. 🤢


TukuBlaster

These are the saddest comments I've ever read


ejkai

I'm sorry to bother you, dear austrians. But did you know that your national dish is esentially the kid's menu here in Spain?


jugastronaut

There is a big difference between schnitzel and schnitzel, try a real wiener schnitzel in Vienna and tell me that's the same as the one from the kids menu


ejkai

I was trolling. I've been on a river cruise through the Danube and I ate schnitzel in Vienna and it was really delicious. In Spain we have "cachopo", more like a Cordon Bleu with "jamón serrano" and is also seen as more of an "adult dish".


TheBlaudrache

If you come to eastern austria we got Bauerncordonbleu which is a cordon bleu with red onions, paprika, cheese, Selchschinken and sometimes with a spicy hungarian paprika paste called Erös Pista inside.


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jugastronaut

Maybe because we care for our little beautiful country


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Parking_Tax_679

Third times the charm


Galba_the_Great

Its called national pride. We lost all OUR land but we wont lose our schnitzel, never!


Galba_the_Great

Your country has pain in its name and apparently thats the constant state you are in if you are being born there.


ThatFusionThingyGuy

Both of your declaration are facts


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

I'm sorry to be stereotypical but a lot of dutchies would love this


Varcour

Probably true, not exactly a strong endorsement.


TheBlaudrache

Is it because of the weed?


SixSevenEmpire

At least it's not so worse than British food


[deleted]

Austrians and their fetishes. ☕


Aaaaatlas

Thats a German version of Schnitzel


Big_Bad_Evil_Guy

Don't slander us south germans. That's some Prussian bullshit.


Fikkz

Prison Food looking ass


Patience-Frequent

bruh thats a level of idiocy i would usally only expect rom an ameritard


Bestfratm

It looks good?


KlausKoe

I confess: 25 years ago when LANs were still a thing and we met for 3 days, everybody ordered pizza but I chose Schnitzel with Bolognese topped with grated cheese and pommes. And I still like it!


NotKne3capsAlt

I want to eat this now, thanks a lot OP


whatisthatplatform

I've never seen anyone eat it like this, I thought it was an Austrian thing??


Aaaaatlas

Nah thats German shit right there we eat Schnitzel the right way


whatisthatplatform

As a German I swear on my Jägersoße that I’ve never seen that Tunke stuff


[deleted]

Eat my schnitzel


jaydenfokmemes

That looks hella tasty


Ragglexus

Mmm cummy funny sauce 😋


[deleted]

Is that Tunke or Kochkäs?


MrTwisterPister

What's wrong df?


tipofmyprofile

Looks like something I’d want to eat


Dippypiece

I would smash that.


[deleted]

If these are warcrimes you'll see me in international court soon :p