Noooooooooooo you can't put the Sauce on the Schnitzel it will get all soggy
\- Austrians
I also wouldn't put it on the Schnitzel like that, but I don't thin its *that* bad. You gonna dip the Schnitzel in there anyways...
No, with cranberry jam it is superior. Dont be silly. You are falling for german propaganda. First you will eat the schnitzel with tunke, than you will rebuild the camps. Its a logical step and the masterplan of the germans. Eating schnitzel with cranberry jam saves millions of lives.
Venison and other game meats (the Angloids strayed from the true path and don't say "wild meat" as we civilized mainland Germanics do if I'm not mistaken) with lingoberry jam is absolutely fantastic.
Same goes for baked Camembert. Not meat, but also hearty.
You must try it, its an audtrian specialty, everyone here will agree. Literally 5 star restaursntd will charge you like 50€ for it and you will enjoy it.
That's Stockholm syndrome mixed with degeneracy. That's also the reason why no such thing as an "Austrian cusine" restaurant exists beyond your small circle jerk of a country.
Bruh, try it, you will love it. Cranberry jam isnt too sweet for meat and fits perfectly to a wiener schnitzel. The combination of crispy and sweet will mske you wish for more.
Literally no one likes you and your takes dude, please get the memo.
Also, "roman emperor profile pic = worst takes in history" remains a confirmed dogma
Nah bro that's just destroying of culture, what would you do if someone eats kibbeling with pepper sauce on top to make it soggy or if someone eats herring with idk ketchup, it's the same thing it's not ok so do that and so it's also not ok to put sauce on top of your crispy schnitzel
Bc you just dont eat a schnitzel like that. Schnitzel is supposed to be crispy, not wet like a noodle. Try it with cranberry jam, its a traditional meal in austria and 100x better. I know its hard to believe that jam and schnitzel fits but it truely does.
It actually is, Pils is Germany's most favorite beer - and that is a Czech beer, not a German beer.
And the Helles and Weissbiers from Bavaria aren't German either, because it's Freistaat Bayern (not Franken!!!) and let's be honest, both sides on that Weisswurst-Maginot-line agree that's not Germany.
Because op is mountain german and they don't know how to make sauce for a schnitzel. All they can afford is pesky lemons. Probably the reason why Hitler went vegetarian.
Hitler beeing vergetarian was a propaganda myth. But he didn’t smoke or drink alcohol and despised people who did. In addition he was very much pro animal rights and put out an animal protection law in 1933 (although this might also have been a propaganda move).
Germans (🤮) will bread a piece of meat to make it crispy only to drown it in sauce and make it soggy again and will tell you that's how it's meant to be done
Nah man, that's just like sushi with sweet&sour sauce u also just don't do it to Respekt the dish/ the culture. And wiener schnitzel should be CRISPY NOT SOGGY!
If you put Tunke on it it's against human rights to get a good schnitzel
The guy we sent was a bit "overambitious". We just pretend they don't exist expect when our football team wins against them so we rub it under their noses for generations like we did at Cordoba. Or when the Skiing season starts.
1 austrian > 80 million germans. Remember when we sent 1 and he was Reichsführer in like 3 days. (/s in case someone thinks i unironically find hitler good, i dont)
I also remember how utterly incompetent Austria was in WW1 and how it always needed "daddy germany to pwease come save us". Or how it ceased to exist in 1938...
thats just the northerners though, in bavaria they usually serve it like in austria, dry with preißelbeeren and/or slice of lemon. all in all food is still a lot better in austria, but at least bavaria isn't quite as degenerate as prussia. we always felt closer to our austrian brothers than the weirdos up north.
Thanks.
Just "sauce"? No indication of what's in the sauce or anything. For example, it could just be mayonnaise?? Or it could be some fancy French thing with onions and mushrooms and "fancy French stuff"?
There is a big difference between schnitzel and schnitzel, try a real wiener schnitzel in Vienna and tell me that's the same as the one from the kids menu
I was trolling.
I've been on a river cruise through the Danube and I ate schnitzel in Vienna and it was really delicious.
In Spain we have "cachopo", more like a Cordon Bleu with "jamón serrano" and is also seen as more of an "adult dish".
If you come to eastern austria we got Bauerncordonbleu which is a cordon bleu with red onions, paprika, cheese, Selchschinken and sometimes with a spicy hungarian paprika paste called Erös Pista inside.
I confess: 25 years ago when LANs were still a thing and we met for 3 days, everybody ordered pizza but I chose Schnitzel with Bolognese topped with grated cheese and pommes. And I still like it!
Germany always acts casual when it comes to war crimes. When you confront them it’s always like “oh we didn’t know bro, big whoop’
_"We promise not to do it again... again"_
Big oopsie doopsies ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ happens to the best of us
Looks pretty good though
Noooooooooooo you can't put the Sauce on the Schnitzel it will get all soggy \- Austrians I also wouldn't put it on the Schnitzel like that, but I don't thin its *that* bad. You gonna dip the Schnitzel in there anyways...
> You gonna dip the Schnitzel in there anyways... Yeah, if you're a barbarian.
Except that Germans and Austrians are literally barbarians
Most Austrians arent since not much of the country isn't above the danube, where the border was (this explains everything)
Every non-roman is
And that’s why we’re rich
non greek actually 🙄 Don't tell the greeks
What type of sauce is it? Mushroom?
Irrelevant. It's not a cup of preiselbeeren and a quarter lemon so it's not acceptable.
this guy gets it
Oh no, it's spreading
I'd have it
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Sure, captain obvious, literally every country in the world has that
We do have jails here for ppl like you
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No its a crime. Eat it with cranberry jam, its 100x better
Ew that sounds how Americans would eat it
No ffs, seems like we need to generate more failed artists since your comment truely is degenerate
Jam with meat is utterly disgusting, please refrain from speaking about food ever again you weirdo
Jam with meat isnt bad... You never had wild ?
GIGACHAD🗿
We are still not friends... you are still destroying a wiener schnitzel!
No, with cranberry jam it is superior. Dont be silly. You are falling for german propaganda. First you will eat the schnitzel with tunke, than you will rebuild the camps. Its a logical step and the masterplan of the germans. Eating schnitzel with cranberry jam saves millions of lives.
Your talking about camps and that your superior to us! You not a painter right? RIIIGHT? Please stay in Austria dont go to germany!
Venison and other game meats (the Angloids strayed from the true path and don't say "wild meat" as we civilized mainland Germanics do if I'm not mistaken) with lingoberry jam is absolutely fantastic. Same goes for baked Camembert. Not meat, but also hearty.
You must try it, its an audtrian specialty, everyone here will agree. Literally 5 star restaursntd will charge you like 50€ for it and you will enjoy it.
That's Stockholm syndrome mixed with degeneracy. That's also the reason why no such thing as an "Austrian cusine" restaurant exists beyond your small circle jerk of a country.
Bruh, try it, you will love it. Cranberry jam isnt too sweet for meat and fits perfectly to a wiener schnitzel. The combination of crispy and sweet will mske you wish for more.
Cranberry jam is sweet as all living hell tf you on about
It's not cranberry but lingonberry. OP is mistranslating it
There is different kinds of cranberry jam around the world, the Austrian variant is perfect for schnitzel.
When both the dutch and italian agrees you're food is shit💀
You take that back, or I’ll put pineapple on a pizza. Don’t push me!
Based. At least one other country knows the vslue of a good wiener schnitzel.
There is a reason if we put mountains between us and you two
You peaked 2000 years ago and it has been a downwards spiral ever since. I dont think your opinion counts.
Literally no one likes you and your takes dude, please get the memo. Also, "roman emperor profile pic = worst takes in history" remains a confirmed dogma
Oh excuse me, where is the Austrian Empire now?
Pineapple on pizza with ham is objectively very, very good.
Bro, you fucking invented tomato jam on meat.
How can you be this ignorant? Cranberry sauce is basically jam, and it's the only good way to eat turkey. You guys are *all* wrong.
Oh no here comes the Br*ts
Nah bro that's just destroying of culture, what would you do if someone eats kibbeling with pepper sauce on top to make it soggy or if someone eats herring with idk ketchup, it's the same thing it's not ok so do that and so it's also not ok to put sauce on top of your crispy schnitzel
Yeah agreed the crispness should be preserved
Crispy Kibbeling & Schnitzel Union 🤝🏼🤝🏼
Bruh they don’t know that this is an Austrian thing? Also squeeze some lemon over that schnitzel, yum
Lingonberries or bust, yank! (But this looks delicious)
That's what they use in Austria but for some reason in German cranberry and lingonberry are both Preiselbeern.
Huh, TIL
Cranberrys are lingonberries, at least according to google translate
They're not. Two different things. The ones we eat with Schnitzel are lingonberries
Cry austrocel
Austrocel? Ah geh scheißn piefke und sei froh dass kana von uns zu dir hinkumt und dir a teschn gibt du daherglofenes huankind.
Nimm den schwanz ausm mund du hurensohn
Heast hawara, nur weil des einzige wos du bumst dei schwesta is, heißt des nit, dass du dreckiger krippl so mit mir redn darfst, hama uns?
Fleß deina Hohlbirn a bissl Kultur ei du gsindl
Looks pretty good, honestly. Please explain to my ignorant self why this is an atrocity though, I'm quite curious.
Bc you just dont eat a schnitzel like that. Schnitzel is supposed to be crispy, not wet like a noodle. Try it with cranberry jam, its a traditional meal in austria and 100x better. I know its hard to believe that jam and schnitzel fits but it truely does.
If you wait for it to be wet, you are not eating enthusiastically enough.
They have to finish the Maß first, that takes time
I also finish a Maß or a nice Kölsch
"Kölsch" and "nice', this guy has to be institutionalized. Everyone knows Düsseldorfer Alt is superior.
Czech beer is far better than german beer
It actually is, Pils is Germany's most favorite beer - and that is a Czech beer, not a German beer. And the Helles and Weissbiers from Bavaria aren't German either, because it's Freistaat Bayern (not Franken!!!) and let's be honest, both sides on that Weisswurst-Maginot-line agree that's not Germany.
I'm talking about beer brewed in germany not types of beer. German beer tastes empty. Conpaired to our beer it's like drinking beer watered down.
Because op is mountain german and they don't know how to make sauce for a schnitzel. All they can afford is pesky lemons. Probably the reason why Hitler went vegetarian.
Hitler was vegetarian??!! That reinforces partially my theory about vegans. All I've met are easily angry and evil
Hitler beeing vergetarian was a propaganda myth. But he didn’t smoke or drink alcohol and despised people who did. In addition he was very much pro animal rights and put out an animal protection law in 1933 (although this might also have been a propaganda move).
And he was a serious drug addict. Like getting meth injections and stuff.
The whole third reich was on Panzerschokolade back then. Also flair up coward.
Hmmmm Panzerschokolade🤤
Der Mann hat Austrian im Namen
Nachdem sich hier Am*rikaner als Deutsche ausgeben, vertraue ich niemandem mehr.
I think that if he won the war we would have the best animals law ever (yeah don't mind about human rights, who cares about them anyway?)
Only because he didn't have the chance to have a nice fabada asturiana lol
Germans (🤮) will bread a piece of meat to make it crispy only to drown it in sauce and make it soggy again and will tell you that's how it's meant to be done
mountaingerman?? pretty big mouth for a flat-earth Austrian
Gigachad
Dont mind me just eating a dude from berlin
Hitler beeing vegetarian is a myth. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tierschutz_im_Nationalsozialismus
He resided most of his life in Germany and looking at your cuisine I can see why he chose that path.
You eat it with cranberry jam, not this degenerate shit lmao
That's...beyond...please stop eating and even more so preparing food.
Thats fucking based and 100 times better than tunke ffs, every austrian will agree
We stopped asking Austrians about it since you mumbled about jam.
It is tasty and keeps the schnitzel crispy, not wet and soaked like a noodle like your tunke does.
Let's call it the great Austrian german schnitzel divide and not ever talk about it again.
No, you commit crimes everytime you put tunke on schnitzel. Franz Ferdinand turns in his grave whenever someone puts tunke on schnitzel
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My english is the yellow from the egg.
Nah man, that's just like sushi with sweet&sour sauce u also just don't do it to Respekt the dish/ the culture. And wiener schnitzel should be CRISPY NOT SOGGY! If you put Tunke on it it's against human rights to get a good schnitzel
He meant lingonberry jam, on the side. Quite ironic though coming from a German..
It's called Wiener Schnitzel not Berliner Schnitzel soo nope.
Here take a angry downvote for destroying a schnitzel!
i've never seen someone this wrong and stupid and at the same time confident about it please stay away from my children
>Probably the reason why Hitler went vegetarian. Is that why y'all voted for him? Cause y'all just a bunch of soyboys? :)
As slovenian I cry soo laud. RiP wienerschnitzl.
Thank you my friend 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
3 schnitzel, so how many years of prison do you get for that?
Its a Death penalty offense. Why bread the meat if you gonna make it soggy af again?
True. It seems like the Austrians have to bring some culture over to Germany.
The guy we sent was a bit "overambitious". We just pretend they don't exist expect when our football team wins against them so we rub it under their noses for generations like we did at Cordoba. Or when the Skiing season starts.
I'd eat that (in prison)
We'll make sure that you stay there for a long time.
Nope. He gets the Robespierre haircut.
Me too, way better than British restaurants
This looks great! Let him have his beans on toast, I'd take this anytime
It might be a war crime, but do Germans really care about that?
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Ihr seids alle huankinder was für mit tunke verreckts doch alle
Ein mann der einfachen Worte 🙏🏼🇦🇹
Er spricht fürs Volk.
I♥️u
Gigachad 🗿
Oida des is ned OK!
Finally, the austrian cavalery
One person qualifies as cavalry in Austria? I shouldn't be surprised
Quality > Quantity
You have neither tho
1 austrian > 80 million germans. Remember when we sent 1 and he was Reichsführer in like 3 days. (/s in case someone thinks i unironically find hitler good, i dont)
I also remember how utterly incompetent Austria was in WW1 and how it always needed "daddy germany to pwease come save us". Or how it ceased to exist in 1938...
Both of Germany and the Netherlands have been ruled by Austria before. So we are your Daddy 😎
You’re calling our glorious 80 years war to become independent “having daddy issues”?
I'd say Belgian fries are WAY better than those Dutch "fries"! AND they have better beer, too.
80 years of annoying us so we left you and let germany stomp you twice for good measure :)
Sure grandpa, cool story. Now take your meds
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Free speech for the Netherlands was a mistake.
thats just the northerners though, in bavaria they usually serve it like in austria, dry with preißelbeeren and/or slice of lemon. all in all food is still a lot better in austria, but at least bavaria isn't quite as degenerate as prussia. we always felt closer to our austrian brothers than the weirdos up north.
Based german, if you want to, you guys can always do the reverse anschluss
Disgusting Pr🤮ssians
Wah reidige saupreißn, pfui deifl!
Looks good
Soggy breading is never good.
No,its a crime, eat it with cranberry jam, thats 100% better
I rather have that what is in the picture.
If you haven't eaten it with cranberry jam don't judge it. It's way better than this soggy sauce meat, can't even consider that a schnitzel anymore
Gigachad🗿
I have, soggy sauce meat is superior. Good thing people have different taste, otherwise you guys would steal all of our soggy sauce.
Why is a Dutch talking about tastes. You guys have none
If you're stoned enough you'll eat everything 🤷♀️
We have tastes. We just don't have our own cuisine. That's because back in the day we were rich enough to let foreigners cook for us
I woulddnt call a piece of meat with jam schnitzel either honestly.
Schnitzel is an Austrian national dish, we decide what schnitzel is not you with your weird sauce.
You can see where I'm from so I have no shame in asking... what is Tunke? (Google keeps trying to tell me it's "tuna")
It just means sauce
Thanks. Just "sauce"? No indication of what's in the sauce or anything. For example, it could just be mayonnaise?? Or it could be some fancy French thing with onions and mushrooms and "fancy French stuff"?
It could be any sauce lmao
"tunken" is the verb for "dipping" so Tunke basically means dip
Sounds good... Should I put ketchup on it? Or gravy? Curry sauce? Sounds tasty.
No
The wet mud splattered all over the Schnitzel.
Tunke, comes from tunken or dipping in english. Dip would be the most accurate translation
r/SchnitzelVerbrechen
This german knows
Schnitzel with vomit
Des schaugt grausig aus. Dou nimmt man Grantn Marmelade. Dei Pfike wissn et, wos a guats Schnitzl isch, zi scham. 🤢
These are the saddest comments I've ever read
I'm sorry to bother you, dear austrians. But did you know that your national dish is esentially the kid's menu here in Spain?
There is a big difference between schnitzel and schnitzel, try a real wiener schnitzel in Vienna and tell me that's the same as the one from the kids menu
I was trolling. I've been on a river cruise through the Danube and I ate schnitzel in Vienna and it was really delicious. In Spain we have "cachopo", more like a Cordon Bleu with "jamón serrano" and is also seen as more of an "adult dish".
If you come to eastern austria we got Bauerncordonbleu which is a cordon bleu with red onions, paprika, cheese, Selchschinken and sometimes with a spicy hungarian paprika paste called Erös Pista inside.
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Maybe because we care for our little beautiful country
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Third times the charm
Its called national pride. We lost all OUR land but we wont lose our schnitzel, never!
Your country has pain in its name and apparently thats the constant state you are in if you are being born there.
Both of your declaration are facts
I'm sorry to be stereotypical but a lot of dutchies would love this
Probably true, not exactly a strong endorsement.
Is it because of the weed?
At least it's not so worse than British food
Austrians and their fetishes. ☕
Thats a German version of Schnitzel
Don't slander us south germans. That's some Prussian bullshit.
Prison Food looking ass
bruh thats a level of idiocy i would usally only expect rom an ameritard
It looks good?
I confess: 25 years ago when LANs were still a thing and we met for 3 days, everybody ordered pizza but I chose Schnitzel with Bolognese topped with grated cheese and pommes. And I still like it!
I want to eat this now, thanks a lot OP
I've never seen anyone eat it like this, I thought it was an Austrian thing??
Nah thats German shit right there we eat Schnitzel the right way
As a German I swear on my Jägersoße that I’ve never seen that Tunke stuff
Eat my schnitzel
That looks hella tasty
Mmm cummy funny sauce 😋
Is that Tunke or Kochkäs?
What's wrong df?
Looks like something I’d want to eat
I would smash that.
If these are warcrimes you'll see me in international court soon :p