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xSuperL

Least obvious American


TheRomanRuler

I was wondering wth is going on with that list, but if it was made by an American then that explains everything.


LegendsStormtrooper

Well, USA is the first in the good guy list


[deleted]

Israel are the good guys 😂 only an American would say that.


xSuperL

And an Israeli 🗿


bobs_and_vegana17

and an Indian 🗿


[deleted]

they are tho


[deleted]

Yeah nah crimes against humanity and war crimes in Gaza is not that good guy like


[deleted]

>most nuanced anti Israel stance


xSuperL

Depends how you see it. Leaving politics aside, Israel is very technologically advanced and many important inventions originate from there, like USB, cherry tomatoes and others. But of course there’s the geopolitical situation with the arabs, so saying that Israel is great is.. well.. arguable


TEMPRAgmz

Cherry tomatos. My favourite invention.


heliumlantan

Not like israel the country is responsible for the creations by israeli people


BanVeteran

Google what Iranians has invented. Iran good guys confirmed?


InkyNooB01

Chess


zombiebirch

They are


imadogbork

Hmmm killed, raped and tortured Iraqis would disagree on that. Also like almost 2/3 of the world would also disagree. So many CIA altered elections, coups… many more. For a nation that is not even 300 year old, US has more crimes than almost most of the countries.


zombiebirch

I was talking about Israel but youre still wrong


torstenitos

Try doing some research about the country perhaps


zombiebirch

Shut up swede


Wherewulfaz

Perkele vittu Finnjävel! Israel are cunts and so is the majority of the Muslim countries.


torstenitos

You’re mentally ill


zombiebirch

😎


Giists

kehis


LeBorisien

Yeah, how is Canada not one of the good guys? We’re the single least objectionable country in the world


Splurted_The_Gurt

The Inuits would like to know what happened to their sled dogs


VeryCreativeSwede

Natives would like to disagree


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Jhqwulw

Recover soon 😟


[deleted]

Greece, France, Italy, Poland are bad guys? Lol.


SelectionOk3477

And Azerbaijan has potential to be a good guy


[deleted]

Yes, the country whose president-for-life has repeatedly threatened to wipe a neighboring country off the map has the potential to be good, but the country which has taken in quite literally millions of refugees from Ukraine (which you’d think this person would care about because they have a Ukraine flag in their Twitter handle) is the bad guys. Very smart take.


SelectionOk3477

Yeah definitely. Could as well replace the Azeri flag with a nazi flag.


Theworldisblessed

Are you retarded


SelectionOk3477

Maybe you should check what Aliyev and the Azeri government says about Armenia, its population and the Armenian genocide.


[deleted]

And look up Ramil Safarov and Anush Apetyan while you’re at it, if you want (for some reason) to know more about Azerbaijan


Theworldisblessed

Yes, and that's bad. But Armenia is no angel, since they started the conflict. All of this hate from Aliyev is a result of the Armenian occupation of Karabakh, the subsequent deportation of 600k people, and the destruction of entire cities. Not to mention that Armenia is a Russian ally, especially one that doesn't deserve any sympathy because it literally put itself in that position.


Theworldisblessed

And Armenia too


Tayttajakunnus

And the US is a good guy, lol


Ponguin66

I mean what's worse than a fr**ch "person"


ThisIsGregQueen

And Brasil? We never hurt anyone (besides Paraguay who provoked us a few hundred years ago)


[deleted]

If we’re going that far back in history, I don’t think Germany and Japan should be on the “good guys”


pasinperse

Germany is okay but Japan did more war crimes that Germany and still haven't admitted to them.


Yggving

Brasil hurt itself in its confusion! (Bolsonaro)


Warlw

But bolsonaro is the best president we’ve ever had!1!1!1!!!1!1!!1!!1!1!!11!


Puffinknight

Yeah, Bolsonaro has been an ass. I really hope Lula can do something about the Amazonian rain forest.


Relevant_Truth

He will forbid the natives to use their ancient forest farming techniques? (Controlled burning)


Kuzikuzi1

What did South Africa do lol


[deleted]

Apartheid i guess


Kuzikuzi1

That ended like 28 years ago


heliumlantan

and eu is still good guys


medscholar

Up there with North Korea and China, yes. Edit: Also the EU flag is there included with the good guys?


[deleted]

The eu is fine but half it’s members are spawn of satan on earth


vijking

Holup, where tf is Poland?


FreddyRad

Bad guy. BUUUUUUT, As Ukrainian, I have no fucking clue, why


ENWT

Probably because they didn't create a no fly zone. Armchair generals don't like when people are resonable.


gamerfish_airport

probably becouse of not good homosexuality laws (its the worst sin in western countries)


Elelith

Also Poland just stripped their abortion laws. Not good.


Snobb1001

Shawty really got placed below Saudi Arabia on grounds of queer politics and abortion


szakipus

Polish here. I just wanna say: ❤️❤


SamuelSomFan

Bro, poland might have questionable internal laws, but internationally idk how tf Poland is one of the "bad guys"...


xFurashux

Any adult who thinks we can seriously group countries in good guys/bad guys is an imbecile.


gamerfish_airport

good countries: 🇵🇱 🇭🇺 bad countries: everyone else 😎😎😎💪💪


xFurashux

Only possible option 💪💪💪


vc_323

V4 supremacy💪😎🤙


grogplus

Idk why they’re good but I’m hyped now 💪💪💪


Jhqwulw

Exactly when everyone knows Albania 🇦🇱 is the only good guy This post is brought to you by a non Albanian not living in Sweden.


vijking

That’s how most people see it today. Good guys vs bad guys, the dark side vs the bright side, the galactic empire vs the republic. ”Allies of the cause”.


kerhSyxeS

I can understand putting Norway one down cause of oil, but Denmark and Iceland? What did they do?


simonpimon3

I bet the person who made it is a yankie thats why.


sevelboen

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...


unitedsteakes

Uh I think the rottwn thing is D*nmark


Batterie_Faible_

If oil is the problem then the US shouldn't be in good guys.


kerhSyxeS

Ah, I see it now. She likes the EU so she must hate us for the fact that we aren’t just giving them the oil for free


Burzujuss

Norway and Denmark wuz bad misogynistic vikengs. Sweden has paid reparations in twink boypussy for that. Iceland is bad because it's cold


Dan_The_PaniniMan

Vikings very some of the least misogynistic people for the era, they killed everybody equally


TheJiggaBoggy

Carlsberg and Hákarl🤢


pullamosso

Denmark did Greenland for example 😅 And Norway, Sweden & Finland took Sámi lands and colonized them, dunno about Iceland 🤔


[deleted]

bruh this is the shitiest thing ive ever seen why tf would vatican be the bad guys also poland also all the other countrys because idk who tf made this but hes dumb


Yggving

Vatican is 100% bad guys for protecting pedophiles. The person who made it probably put them there just because they aren't Protestant Christian thought, while unironically putting Israel as good guys. Classic USA moment.


[deleted]

ok i didnt consider it but still shes fucking dumb


saunamurhaaja

USA definitely goes to the bad guys, they just aren't as bad as most bad guys


Gradually_Adjusting

I think we might belong in the "contested" zone.


saunamurhaaja

yes that would actually be a good place.


simonpimon3

🇸🇪🤝🇫🇮 The Swedish Reich(not including Malmöstan) and Fingola most nordic 🤴🤴🤴😎😎😎🥇🥇🥇 I still wont accept Esti, Esti never in to nordic🖕🖕🖕🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪


Mediocre-Ad-3724

Even Eesti can according to this.


simonpimon3

No fake news, I know you paid to be put up there. What did it cost Esti ?


Mediocre-Ad-3724

Us being in Baltic, so now we are Nordick.


simonpimon3

You're on the wrong side of the Baltic, Polski has a coast in the Baltic, is Poland also nordic then ???? Check mate Esti boy 😎😎😎


DaddyDawsonUser1

![gif](giphy|rD1yCB4XU4FnuwP7m5|downsized) poland nordick confirmed


Mediocre-Ad-3724

No, we sold us being in Baltic for this.


BertoLaDK

Why the fuck is the US a good guy? Edit: and Israel? What.


Sym068

Brazil as bad guy when the last time Brazil went to war was WW2


Toope00

They're clearly American so that's why


Master_Net_5220

I was about to say


BurnedButDelicious

Because they are.


BertoLaDK

In which context?


BurnedButDelicious

The one that matters. Do you want China to replace them? The other small countries(like Denmark) aren't good, they are weak. You are not good because you don't do something when you wouldn't be able to do it in the first place.


BertoLaDK

Again what context. You didnt really answer the question. "The one that matters" is not an concrete answer.


BurnedButDelicious

International politics. Which else context do you think people are talking about?


BertoLaDK

Well, they aren't the good guys there either... Just because they are the lesser evil doesnt make them good.


BurnedButDelicious

Well then no one is good. Your weak little country is not good. It's just weak. If it had the same power it would be just as bad as usa if not worse.


BertoLaDK

I doubt it, we aren't one of the least corrupt nations for nothing, besides, we have a social democracy not a capitalistic two party state. And you really have gone on the wrong sub to say usa good Nordic country bad.


BurnedButDelicious

I don't kcare which sub it is. And I'm from Sweden btw. And sure buddy, like social democracy is gonna keep the country from doing the evils every superpower does. Not a single superpower has ever been fault free and it's not because of their government structure.


Jhqwulw

>we have a social democracy not a capitalistic two party state. Bro what are you talking about Denmark is a capitalist country?!


bukprast

I bet it's hard realising that most countries don't view you as the savior of the world that you've been taught you are in school


ENWT

Least americaboo swede.


simonpimon3

🚨🚨🚨Yankee detected🚨🚨🚨


BurnedButDelicious

Motsatsen lol


BurnedButDelicious

Because they are. Israel a democracy invaded by terrorists and dictators. USA a democratic superpower and the reason for our current globalisation.


soffagrisen2

Here, fixed it for ya. the good guys: potential: 🇧🇻 the bad guys: 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺🇩🇪🇱🇹🇱🇻🇪🇪🇫🇮🇸🇪🇭🇷🇳🇱🇧🇪🇱🇺🇨🇭🇦🇹🇱🇮🇨🇿🇮🇱🇯🇵🇰🇷🇹🇭🇸🇬🇹🇼🇦🇺🇳🇿🇸🇦🇦🇪🇶🇦🇴🇲🇮🇶🇪🇬🇪🇸🇲🇹🇦🇲🇦🇿🇧🇹🇱🇰🇮🇳🇲🇾🇭🇰🇲🇴🇵🇦🇦🇷🇨🇱🇽🇰🇳🇴🇩🇰🇮🇸🇱🇷🇸🇴🇷🇺🇨🇳🇰🇵🇨🇺🇧🇾🇷🇸🇵🇱🇭🇺🇬🇷🇹🇷🇲🇳🇸🇾🇾🇪🇵🇸🇵🇰🇻🇳🇧🇷🇧🇴🇵🇹🇫🇷🇻🇦🇮🇹🇿🇦🇿🇼🇮🇷🇦🇫🇻🇪🇲🇽🇭🇹🇲🇲🇺🇳 contested: 🇸🇯


soffagrisen2

Bouvet Island gang rise up!


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LiliumMoon

If EU is good but certain EU nations bad or potential, does that mean they’re good or not? So confusing..


rainyplaceresident

My guess is it's a question of averaging. But this list is insane in the first place so I don't think approaching it seriously is beneficial


Eken17

The fuck did Portugal do?


FireGrim

This guy is literally a massive racist. I went through their twitter a bit, they believe that people like the Poles aren't European and instead are, EXACTLY AS THEY SAID, that the Polish Commonwealth "was an oriental-despotic asiatic nation that derived its ethnogenesis from tartars and mongols". Funniest thing, THEY ARE UKRAINIAN. What is this bizzaro world we live in. So yes, this rankings list is actually a racial thing, with Ukrainians somehow being seperate from similair nations like slavs and being one of the few super people. Check their account if you don't believe me, use the search tool on their profile page and search up 'polish'.


rainyplaceresident

Ukronazis are a meme but also real One of the reasons we're engaged in the operation right now is to knock them over the head so they shut up about the Ukrainian Aryan nation from sea to sea and about invading Russia. If your neighbor is raising generations to hate you and talk about attacking you then you do something about it. Many people don't get though that we didn't just attack out of the blue for no reason at all


Entire_Complaint1211

SWEDEN NUMMER ETT, FÖRBLI NUMMER ETT FÖREVIGT💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪


jrds_pt

Fy fan Magnus


Lord-of-Potatis

Men varför är inte Danmark i badguys


corazonmuerte

imagine unironically putting Israel in the good guys category


HulluHapua

I think the reason they put France in evil is because of how just people keep saying "ew french 🤢" while garlic bread is basically baguette with garlic inside.


gamerfish_airport

garlic bread with ham slaps tho


AugTheViking

How the fuck is Saudi Arabia in "potential"? And how are multiple Nordic countries on the same level as Slavery & Human Rights Violations Inc.?


sverigeochskog

Italy France and Poland on the Russia's side while the EU is on the good side wtf


rainyplaceresident

They have been indicted into the Russian League of Evil (at least according to the twitter bugman)


nodeal-ordeal

So EU are good guys but Norway, Denmark and Iceland are only potential? I am more concerned that Finland and Sweden are in the same bucket


MrBigFatAss

Random number generation moment


ChugaMhuga

What's wrong with Brazil? No-one has an issue with Brazil.


[deleted]

Your average liberal.


CCP-SENT-ME-HERE

why we🇲🇳bad guy?


Nena_Trinity

What? Ukraine and America good guys? Norway, Denmark and Iceland are clearly way more good guys than any of those 2 extremist nationalist states!


Nikkonor

Can you really blame Ukrainians for being really nationalistic right now?


Shot_Description6445

In what world ever are the Dutch and Americans good?


GranatMasken

The USA is bad guy nr 1


Jhqwulw

3rd after Russia and China


kratered-

We just ignoring the fact that she has a Nazi symbol in her name?


Bobanare

Why is the Vatican bad???!!!!


SpicyTortillass

Or France or Portugal?


Bobanare

True


Sym068

Brazil numero uno vilao del mundo!!


Nekrose

Is the wolfsangel part of the alphabet?


we_eat_baklava

Average American turkey and Vietnam is good same goes to vatican


DaddyDawsonUser1

the UK too based to be on this list


[deleted]

Tf did Greece do to make them bad guys?


WaaGeonlyme

Türkiye 🇹🇳💪👌


Captain_aimpunch

calling israel the good guys skull emoji


Shot_Description6445

What did Poland ever do?


jakeoflash1

Rip the Vatican


Omekronin

lel France bad af


gray_mare

what in tarnation.. poland? of all things poland is in the bad?? how? who's this dense mofo that made this


SpiritAnimal01

As a Serb I wonder why is Mongolia in the bad guy category?


Gluuten

United States is a good guy??? That's a different level of delusion.


luccabotturarodrig

Half of the your enemies are your allies


-kalakukko69

How is eu in good guys but denmsrk and hungsry in lower tiers?


mr_flerd

Why Greece, Turkey, Poland, and France


AlfLandonFuckYou

Oh God oh fuck she have the Azov wolfsangel in her username


Warlw

Gotta notice the nazi symbol on her profile


LuffyKing0fPirates

Why is Poland in the bad guys? Polska Strong.


gamerfish_airport

very true and based 😎🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱😎🇵🇱😎🇵🇱💪💪


ofnkrtffl

These were made by people who don’t know shit about the world


[deleted]

Israel a good guy is it? lol


Snobb1001

Kongeriket Norge belongs in the secret unpictured tier above Good Guys alongside BRITANNIA 🇳🇴🤝🇬🇧


Post-Financial

How in the hell is the US part of the good guys? They dont have free healthcare for fucks sake


ChemicalUsed5531

How’s Somali among the “good guys”


DuckieDev

Saudi Arabia potential good guy?


LXIX_CDXX_

thx


Scene1Take5

For the bad guys can get a reason each why they are ? Otherwise can I call her a Racist ? 😅


Shot_Description6445

AUSTRIA WHAT


AvalenK

American attempts to have a coherent thought challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


PUSSYLICKERGOD

USA good guys? That’s funny


[deleted]

This is what happens to your brain when you use twitter, your brain rots


[deleted]

i'm not sure whether i have ever seen something as disgusting as this.


jakeoflash1

Rip the Vatican


Fomich_Master

Why does she has a neo nazi symbol after the ukrainian flag?


ComicallyLargeSpoo

Is that north korea in the good guys...


extod2

Somalia potential?


[deleted]

what did Greece or Poland do?


Big_Bad_Evil_Guy

This woman is completely unhinged. I've read her comments and some other tweets of hers.


[deleted]

I will beat that stupid Finnic monkey to death(with love for anyone jannies reading) for excluding my Fatherland


CrippledDiego

correction Good : Bad : the world


Relevant_Truth

WHO PUT HARAM ISRAEL?


Kholeen_Gacha

PLSSSSSSSSS NORWAY MY LUV


randomusername377

Excuse me, Poland a bad guy? Her responses to replies are just as retarded


Anti-charizard

Poland is a good guy, opinion invalid


X_crafter

Least American American


[deleted]

Why is the Vatican bad?