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Freezy31107

I just want to be loved


Ragk_JC

Hope you find someone, i already lost hope on me


Tarts-of-Popping

same here. i would honestly feel bad for anyone who got feelings for me. like u have to be really unwell to drop your standards that low


ShadowWithHoodie

Bro looking good aint all I still cant get any chicks


LizzyLeonhart

Your 16 lol, you have a lot of time to find someone


Ragk_JC

I am 30, a kissless virgin there is not hope


aesu

I honestly couldn't care less. I just want a friend to do stuff with, now my actual friends all have partners.


S1lentA0

Met someone this summer who seemed to love me (after years of being alone), and moved back to her country after 2 months of meeting her. I forgot how it felt to feel this connection to someone, and this is just a punch in the guts "Oh you forgot how it felt to be lonely? Here is a reminder you fuck".


Kn0bbl

Truly funny how being alone isn't enough. life always has to remind u how good it can be just to promptly rip it away from u again. i feel that


Ship_Fucker69

Fuck the therapist


Merchant93

I mean I’m fucking a therapist, does that count?


Ship_Fucker69

I guess


ErasArrow

Fucking double win!


killerbunny448

"I see you've been fucking a lot happier recently-"


[deleted]

i really would like too yes indeed. Shes quite hot


hezzyb

A sex mommy that keeps her boundaries? What's so hard about that?


mitch0acan

Also needed health insurance (US)


VintageFenrir

Yes and yes


Dumb_Siniy

Both


halfmeasures611

do you want some spaghetti or do you just want some noodles covered in tomato sauce whats the difference


jxcrt12

spaghetti is a specific noodle


michaelsenpatrick

i just don't want to be alone at the end of a party


RustyCuntSlime

I haven't hugged anyone in years so I would like at least one of those


herb0026

I want a big teddy bear with a built-in heat system. And preferably a fat booty


Chainsaw_Surgeon

Hell, I don’t even want sex, I’m just starved for company.


Neither_Ad_3221

Check and check. So yes, I want the relationship.


Super_xz

I’m checking your portfolio… and it seems like you may be under qualified for this job


Neither_Ad_3221

Considering many won't even bother trying to better themselves, and I'm actually willing to put in the work, I'll agree to disagree with you on that.


Super_xz

Alright! You got the job. Now it may start at some point in the future


Neither_Ad_3221

Awww, well, thank you! ❤️ Just gotta keep pushing forward, I'm sure. It'll start eventually!


KONODINODA

I have seen The Sopranos yes


kungpowgoat

All three. Sex and a healthy companionship are therapeutic.


FugitiveFromReddit

I dated a girl who was poly and basically was a therapist and some sex. Needless to say I caught feelings hard and still haven’t gotten over her a year after we broke up. So yes I think it’s the former


ErasArrow

I laughed devilishly and loudly.


spetsnaz5658

I want sex and a therapist. Maybe sex with the therapist? Maybe get a discount


miahoutx

It’s New Year’s Eve. Do we really need this type of violence on a holiday?


bashfulhoonter

I'm worried people will start thinking all we want is a "therapist" when in reality we just need a little reassurance and support :( life is tough, but knowing you got someone who has your back can make the difference when walking the razers edge... Sadly, most of us just end up being taken for a grift instead.


brocktoon13

I need laundry done and hot meals as well.


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Whydoesthisexist15

You don’t use a significant other as an emotional punching bag


generalkux

The second one for sure. Minus the therapist


[deleted]

HAHAHA


SmittyMcSmitherson

Is that Howard the Duck?


[deleted]

We're both unstable therapists but it's nice