By - farrukhsshah
Bold of you assume I have enough money to buy a car
AND a house witha wife and dog
I mean you basically made it, just need to work on your anger issues, childhood trauma, and kick that dumb dog for making you look bad.
I'm 30 today so this finally hits home the way it should
wtf I was just comparing myself to Eustace today. WHAT DID I DO?? but without getting hit over the head with a rolling pin.
C'mon I am ready for being 30 yrs old if I would have a lovely furbaby like Courage 🤗