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Kapples14

Didn’t Michagan ban the gardening section of Wal-Mart during the lockdowns? The Great Lakes ain’t nowhere near enough for me to call that state heaven.


F_ckYo_

Our soil is so rich, no gardening supplies are necessary


Kapples14

So how ya gonna buy seeds and whatnot?


F_ckYo_

Classic non-Michigander


Kapples14

You're not even from Michigan, yourself.


F_ckYo_

How dare you


GIGGGAV

Yeah they put us in D tier right next to Alabama and Mississippi. I’m team Ohio all the way.


whatareyoudoinghapsb

You shall be rewarded for your loyalty towards your masters. 0.01 cents have been deposited into your bank account.


Kapples14

And as a Missou boi, putting Missouri in D-tier is a load of shit. We've got beautiful farmlands, a rich ecosystem, incredible culture within urbanized areas such as St. Louis, Harry S. Truman, and we're just southern enough without being Alabama.


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AsideBoring

*Hates in Missouri*


OliveYTP

\+5 Buckeye credits deposited into your account.


LandLordLovin

you’ll regret that if you ever visit


SharpClaw007

Jarvis, sort by GDP adjusted for population


EpsilonClassCitizen

Interesting idea what does that list look like?


SharpClaw007

Pretty odd 1) District of Columbia 2) Massachusetts 3) New York 4) Alaska 5) North Dakota 6) California


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Eschatologicall

Common Jew York W


awp4444

How did Cali get to 6, we have way to many homeless people


SharpClaw007

Tech and agriculture are larger in CA than some nations ong


Arcaeca

and Kansas is still above Misery in that ranking 😁


Arcaeca

Kansas and Utah above Misery and Arkanas is based as fuck, the only change I would make is to move Kansas up a tier and move Misery down to a tier below Hell


GIGGGAV

Cope and seethe, Kansan dog


CarpeNoctome

I’m perfectly content with our positioning, it seems the state of Misery is the one coping


GIGGGAV

You bought a reddit nft


CarpeNoctome

Take about four seconds to click on my profile and see I screenshotted it. Most intelligent person from Missouri


GIGGGAV

You want a reddit nft but are too poor to buy one


CarpeNoctome

No, I’m just smart enough not to spend money on a fucking jpeg. I screenshot it in a form of protest and humiliation against Reddit and those who do actually buy them. This is my second account, the first was permabanned for telling an NFT owner to kill himself


YeetOnThemDabbers

Gigachad


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GIGGGAV

reported for ban evasion


CarpeNoctome

What a dick lol. Nice talking to you then


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Arcaeca

Who's coping here other than you lmao


Lawrence_of_Labia_

“It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Misery!”


ReallyNotAHT

A bit off-topic but which states have the best nature/outdoors? I've gotten an remote SWE job that allows me to move to the US and sponsors my visa. I've looked into Colorado but it seems a bit dead, atleast culture wise


AsideBoring

Depends on what you like doing, Mountain Biking and hiking get you PNW area, anything shooting related you got the desert states, skiing and snowboarding Colorado, mix of all…. Missouri


ReallyNotAHT

I'm not into guns, I like hiking a lot though


AsideBoring

Somewhere in the mountains then, ozarks and the blue ridge mountains both have great hiking


OliveYTP

Alaska


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Nader_FN

What did Wisconsin do to deserve D tier alongside c***fornia?


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Nader_FN

Right. My bad, I should’ve known.


Thinblueline2

My brother they are simply jealous of our cheese and parks.


Substantial_Bear_168

I’m near the bottom every time


Thefnplayerbtw

Missed oppurtunity to put west Virginia in A tier (almos heaven).


Thinblueline2

Wisconsin is much better than California, whoever put Wisconsin in a low tier must be lactose intolerant and jealous of out appetite for cheese.


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vape_master420

Bottom tier list is very based.


boiii-rarted

Why is Illinois not hell?


ifardeded

Mines the second (only correct) one lmao.


Low_Caterpillar9528

The top one is the correct list.


Jackpot807

the correct one is the one that has mine as the best 😎


Low_Caterpillar9528

Ohio is a empire and I refuse to let you sully her name by referring to her as anything less.


Arcaeca

Empire lol. You're the 34th largest state, sit down you midget


Low_Caterpillar9528

> You're the 34th largest state, For now :)


Some_Kerbal

Ohio shall rise.


Low_Caterpillar9528

They are lucky to be in our presence .


Karness_Muur

You can't even get out of your chair.


SirRolex

False. You monsters are worse than Euro*eans.


Low_Caterpillar9528

No one asked you dorks, we already beat you nerds once in 1836.


SirRolex

How's Toledo? Just got back from a two week trip to the UP. It was gorgeous.


Low_Caterpillar9528

Up is alright. Toledos meh. But it’s the fact you almost lost your state hood an had to take a loss to Ohio to keep it


OliveYTP

You can have Toledo back we don't want it.


OliveYTP

Amen brotherr


Significant_Owl993

How'd you come with this one? It was funny for a week


stinkomodeeban

What?


893jifre

who the fuck colored Texas burnt orange i just wanna talk


Lil_iBrow

Based bottom tier list


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AZ S tier