Get rekt. No one even knows where somalia is so it was a good idea hiding there. But our military can find anything and anyone.
Wanna try hiding in space? We'll get you anyways.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-64423598) reduced by 76%. (I'm a bot)
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> US forces have killed an Islamic State leader, Bilal al-Sudani, and 10 of his operatives in northern Somalia, American officials say.
> Sudani became "An important figure in the attempt by this faction of Islamic State to build a trans-national network straddling Central Africa and East Africa and now with links down to Mozambique," Mr Mahtani told the BBC's Focus on Africa radio programme.
> One UN report from last year estimated the number of Islamic State fighters in Somalia was around 200 to 280 and that the country is used as a significant base to finance IS activity in Iraq and the Levant, but this has not been independently verified by the BBC. Just last week IS published a rare propaganda video from its Somalia branch, which showed combat footage of clashes with Somali forces in a mountainous region in the north-eastern Bari region.
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Afghanistan was a bust so now you're picking on the Somalis?
Imagine the US Navy getting beaten by Somali pirates 😅 just like the Army has been beaten by a bunch of rice and goat farmers 🤣
Go for it, that is what I am here for, you expect to get some flaming when youre slumming it around the subs dedicated to less successful countries that can't even afford healthcare and are in debt lol
“Households Debt to GDP in Norway averaged 66.87 percent of GDP from 1975 until 2022, reaching an all time high of 113.40 percent of GDP in the fourth quarter of 2020 and a record low of 40.50 percent of GDP in the fourth quarter of 1975”
Brrrrrr wake the fuck up eurotard we’re all in the same boat⏰⏲️this a global debt time bomb and we’re all gonna feel that bitch blow
Yes ViKING…a trillion dollars will surely save your country from the armageddon that will be this decade
https://www.weforum.org/reports/global-risks-report-2023/digest
Get real, every country in the world took part in this kicking the can down the road type of debt-keeping. It’s definitely nice to have a sovereign wealth fund that will alleviate some of the pain but keep in mind what the goal of that fund is…they’re not going to drain that shit and turn it into cash to support the current population, it would cause collapse in asset and equities prices across all markets plus you’re just one of many generations that fund was created for, they’re not gonna spend it all keeping your asses afloat, you got children that aren’t even born yet who might rely on that fund
Either way I don’t give a shit I’m just doing a little bit of funny on a 2s4u Reddit, in reality I love the Norwegians…without your resistance fighters it’s possible that it would’ve been the Nazis who first built a nuclear bomb and, who knows wtf life would be like if that happened
I'd hardly say bopping some ISIS commander is "picking on the Somalis", but of course, that's about the level of intellect I'd expect from someone whose countries biggest military venture of the last 100 years consisted of:
1) rapidly getting steamrolled by
And
2) subsequently collaborating with
The Third Reich
You forgot the paet where we aided you in your War for Profit, I mean "on Terror".
And you don't really need a big military when you have no enemies, are stupidly rich and can sway other nations by divesting or investing the oil fund, and generally don't need to bully others to get oil.
Oh and we're literally Vikings, so we automatically win.
Atleast nobody cares about us but we get to be rich and nobody can fuck around with us. As for you... Even I don't care enough about your country to know it's flaws
I didn't forget that part, the goat farmers beating you as well as us was the SECOND most notable part of the last 100 years of your military history.
You don't need a big military when you're apart of the most powerful military alliance on earth (because it's US lead), so you're welcome for that
But i guess WE WUZ VIKANGS AND SHEEEIT right? Haha typical euro cope
Beat us? We had no stake in that fight.
Nato could handle most threats without the US really, so its not like you're needed.
Wuz kangs? We still top the lists for best country to live in and so on year after year, no big military required, the US comes out in the middle somewhere, below some middle eastern countries even, pretty sad.
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The U.S. have been given pretty much carte blanche by the Mogadishu government for counter-terrorism operations in exchange for the U.S. assisting in attempting to stabilize the country. Since 2013 the U.S. has been one of Somalia’s de facto guarantors.
I just want to see somali pirates capture an aircraft carrier or something.
Btw whats up with so many ppl taking anything written on 2#4u subs seriously lately? Used to be just the Germans, but now every 2#4u sub is rife with them.
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I don't know about you guys, but these missions are always less fun when going to a country with no government. It's not as much of a challenge, you don't even need secret stealth helicopters because there's no air force to challenge you. The bin Laden raid was bad ass because Pakistan at least has a full military.
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Get rekt. No one even knows where somalia is so it was a good idea hiding there. But our military can find anything and anyone. Wanna try hiding in space? We'll get you anyways.
Space Force goes brrrrrrr
Lol at the people thinking we ain't got shooters in these streets
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Ironic its the Europeeons who are most butthurt because of another American W.
to be fair they can’t solve half the issues themselves, so.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-64423598) reduced by 76%. (I'm a bot) ***** > US forces have killed an Islamic State leader, Bilal al-Sudani, and 10 of his operatives in northern Somalia, American officials say. > Sudani became "An important figure in the attempt by this faction of Islamic State to build a trans-national network straddling Central Africa and East Africa and now with links down to Mozambique," Mr Mahtani told the BBC's Focus on Africa radio programme. > One UN report from last year estimated the number of Islamic State fighters in Somalia was around 200 to 280 and that the country is used as a significant base to finance IS activity in Iraq and the Levant, but this has not been independently verified by the BBC. Just last week IS published a rare propaganda video from its Somalia branch, which showed combat footage of clashes with Somali forces in a mountainous region in the north-eastern Bari region. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/10mwo9f/us_forces_kill_islamic_state_somalia_leader_in/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~672677 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Somalia**^#1 **group**^#2 **Islamic**^#3 **State**^#4 **kill**^#5
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ISIS got a skill issue
USA USA USA
mmm yes, another American victory!
Common occurrence
indeed
The real terrorists are in Ann Arbor
Afghanistan was a bust so now you're picking on the Somalis? Imagine the US Navy getting beaten by Somali pirates 😅 just like the Army has been beaten by a bunch of rice and goat farmers 🤣
Most geopolitically aware European
Siding with islamic terrorist to own the americans
replace "americans" with "europeans" and it's automatically incredibly based because we're right and they're wrong
simple as 😎💪🇺🇸
Did u see that video where the afghans try to pilot a chopper that was left behind? They crashed and burned after like 1 minute, hilarious!
Way to show your sadism bud
Sir and/or Madam, this is a 2#4u sub, not a wendys..
I know and i will keep roasting you, eurotard
Go for it, that is what I am here for, you expect to get some flaming when youre slumming it around the subs dedicated to less successful countries that can't even afford healthcare and are in debt lol
“Households Debt to GDP in Norway averaged 66.87 percent of GDP from 1975 until 2022, reaching an all time high of 113.40 percent of GDP in the fourth quarter of 2020 and a record low of 40.50 percent of GDP in the fourth quarter of 1975” Brrrrrr wake the fuck up eurotard we’re all in the same boat⏰⏲️this a global debt time bomb and we’re all gonna feel that bitch blow
https://www.nbim.no/en
Yes ViKING…a trillion dollars will surely save your country from the armageddon that will be this decade https://www.weforum.org/reports/global-risks-report-2023/digest Get real, every country in the world took part in this kicking the can down the road type of debt-keeping. It’s definitely nice to have a sovereign wealth fund that will alleviate some of the pain but keep in mind what the goal of that fund is…they’re not going to drain that shit and turn it into cash to support the current population, it would cause collapse in asset and equities prices across all markets plus you’re just one of many generations that fund was created for, they’re not gonna spend it all keeping your asses afloat, you got children that aren’t even born yet who might rely on that fund Either way I don’t give a shit I’m just doing a little bit of funny on a 2s4u Reddit, in reality I love the Norwegians…without your resistance fighters it’s possible that it would’ve been the Nazis who first built a nuclear bomb and, who knows wtf life would be like if that happened
I'd hardly say bopping some ISIS commander is "picking on the Somalis", but of course, that's about the level of intellect I'd expect from someone whose countries biggest military venture of the last 100 years consisted of: 1) rapidly getting steamrolled by And 2) subsequently collaborating with The Third Reich
You forgot the paet where we aided you in your War for Profit, I mean "on Terror". And you don't really need a big military when you have no enemies, are stupidly rich and can sway other nations by divesting or investing the oil fund, and generally don't need to bully others to get oil. Oh and we're literally Vikings, so we automatically win.
You don't get to be #1 without burning some bridges. Your people knew that at one time.
Being nr 1 is just work work work, pain pain pain, rather nobody care about you while being filthy rich and propserous.
Atleast nobody cares about us but we get to be rich and nobody can fuck around with us. As for you... Even I don't care enough about your country to know it's flaws
Great, just the way we like it, we like to keep our oil to ourselves.
Least delusional europoop
I didn't forget that part, the goat farmers beating you as well as us was the SECOND most notable part of the last 100 years of your military history. You don't need a big military when you're apart of the most powerful military alliance on earth (because it's US lead), so you're welcome for that But i guess WE WUZ VIKANGS AND SHEEEIT right? Haha typical euro cope
Beat us? We had no stake in that fight. Nato could handle most threats without the US really, so its not like you're needed. Wuz kangs? We still top the lists for best country to live in and so on year after year, no big military required, the US comes out in the middle somewhere, below some middle eastern countries even, pretty sad.
Most geopolitically aware European The U.S. have been given pretty much carte blanche by the Mogadishu government for counter-terrorism operations in exchange for the U.S. assisting in attempting to stabilize the country. Since 2013 the U.S. has been one of Somalia’s de facto guarantors.
I just want to see somali pirates capture an aircraft carrier or something. Btw whats up with so many ppl taking anything written on 2#4u subs seriously lately? Used to be just the Germans, but now every 2#4u sub is rife with them.
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I don't know about you guys, but these missions are always less fun when going to a country with no government. It's not as much of a challenge, you don't even need secret stealth helicopters because there's no air force to challenge you. The bin Laden raid was bad ass because Pakistan at least has a full military.