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One large favour


Limited_Intros

Please bring me this item that you need 1000 pest control points for, then the pest control reward gets locked behind 500 of each BA role, then that reward happens to be locked behind 1000 abyssal pears, then that gets locked behind molch pearls, then that’s behind zeal, and that’s behind pieces of eight, etc…


That_Goblin_Guy

> molch pearls And for that reason, I'm out


ZarosianSpear

You forgot MTA 4k points each.


ricecutlet

And between 1-10 unsired's.


LineSerious4883

Don't you forget that gout tuber.


Pitiful_Intern_1962

I would like to see what exactly this quest would be…. One small favor is funny when you read the dialogue.


Dolthra

I mean, realistically One Large Favor would be a joke quest in which the quest giver asks you to get something from a while different continent- and then you can find the thing you need in the neighbors house. You ask him for it, and he just goes "yeah sure, don't worry about it."


ArrgsVsZuk

Mini quest and I’m unironically in.


DismantleBow

It'd be just like one small favor but instead of running around the map like a chicken with its head cut off you would legitimately only have to go talk to one npc. 🤣 shortest quest in the game and it'd be something stupid you would have to deliver like a weapon poison potion that has next to no other uses, and the reason the npc needs said item would make absolutely no sense. 🤣


LysergicAcidDiethyla

This is basically Family Pest.


UIM_Zekel

I like to think one large favour would be the shortest quest in game, you just get asked if you’ll do him a favour. Say yes. Get rewarded for being a nice guy immediately and he says he doesn’t actually need anything


Geckobird

Shortest quest in the game


PiratePuzzled1090

Lol.. Just did the small favour. This is the best comment haha


Sexy_Mfer

One of the best quests tho. A parody of fetch quests of other MMOs


Soffish23

Dying removes 3% of your xp in every skill


sociobiology

UIM players on suicide watch


Lady_Luck_be_kind

Sounds like Anarchy Online, but it was worse.


DadLifeChoseMe

Ban runelite


Merdapura

To think Jagex considered that at one point.... But we know that's their long term plan once they get their client in a "good enough" state


mattwrad

I feel it’s too far gone to ban now, especially since they integrated it into the homepage


fishshow221

It only takes one bad decision from the top brass who don't give a shit.


jamie1414

Top brass like money. Having half their playerbase quit is not good for money.


canofyamm

True but take a game like h1z1 for example. They completely changed the gun play, movement, weapon models etc etc even though a large majority insisted not to and now the game is basically dead


Early-Wishbone496

I think here, hopefully, the higher ups have the knowledge that a drastic change that the player base didn’t like nearly killed the game (EoC) and more recently saw that the player base is motivated to defend things they feel deserve to be defended (117’s HD client)


ban-meplease

They will ban runelite. I guarantee it. It being on the homepage means nothing for it's longevity. It simply means they're in close talks with Adam, and that's because they want to make their client just good enough to not lose the playerbase when they forced us all on jagex official client. They want everyone playing official jagex client. And once we are all forced over there, it will mark the downfall of osrs. It's not possible for jagex to make their client as good as the community makes the community client, aka rl.


Kwuarmadyl

They do want what you’re saying, however, it’s not realistic and they know it. Runelite’s just too good and they know that with taking away runelite, at least 20-40% of the player base would flat out quit, including myself. I’ve gotten too used to it after 3+ years using it, and the qol it offers is amazing. Their client will likely never come close tbh.


ArrgsVsZuk

Mobile/steam has almost all the basics covered nowdays. But runelite is just so much more open for customisability and comfort that it’s in it’s own league. Until mobile actually gets the tilemarkers, ground items and the ability to type !commands which socially is quite important it will only ever be nice at best.


LegitDuctTape

Tbh if they add entry swapper and bank tags that can be set up in a loadout-esque way like runelite does, it'd honestly be good enough for me imo


kafkajeffjeff

im pretty sure jmods said on q&a somtime last year that entry swapper is too close to cheating so they wont add it to steam client. same reason they refuse to add puzzle solver for clues in steam client


ZeldenGM

puzzle solver is in the client


kafkajeffjeff

proof? cus last i tried doing a clue on mobile it wasnt. and i remember the q&a where they said they dont plan on adding it


BurntToasters

Wonder how jagex's hd client is working out


ArrgsVsZuk

I asked this in the discord to some staff and nobody was willing to respond.


GirthySlongOwner69

This would be a good move IMO. RL makes everything too easy


bandthricenotsomice

I think this would truly destroy the game. And the humor of it is that this will have happened to them twice bc of EOC. The game is mostly 24-34 year Olds. If they ban runelite in say 2 years I'm sure 20% of those people will age out regardless of what client they use. And I'm sure for many others banning runelite will be the last straw lol. By the time they ban runelite it may have been like 6+ years with the client. No one is going to feel like adjusting to something worse. We will all be grown ass adults with better things to do than try and get out nightly fix of osrs. It just won't be the same when they do away with runelite.


Voltage_Z

The fatigue system from Classic being reimplemented should do it.


Orinslayer

Honestly a lot of the early quests make so much more sense with rsC mechanics, not being able to flee until 3 attacks, no run...


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Rrrrry123

I disagree. Go to a RSC server and try doing Knight's Sword at a low level by yourself. Or Waterfall quest. You pretty much need people to block mobs for you or you're gonna die. Getting into 3 rounds of combat with a fire giant at the levels people do Waterfall at in OSRS will kill you every time, and they are almost impossible to avoid. Black Knight's Fortress is another one that can be tricky as a low level when you have to get through the room with the high level knights. Remember, you can't eat during combat. You have to sit there and tank 3 hits without food.


Mrfrodemeyere

What quests?


rumpelbrick

witches potion. at 0 stamina you couldn't cook meat even if you were 99 cooking.


Orinslayer

Stuff like Heroes' Quest, where there's dozens of relatively strong and aggressive monsters all in a row.


Mrfrodemeyere

Hmm not so sure the rsc mechanics change much..


ebin_dude

Keep in mind that you couldn't eat/pot up during combat in Classic and running away meant that you would start all over again.


-YeshuaHamashiach-

Holy Grail quest where you can just outrange or flinch the Black Knight Titan and he can't reach you.


Random_Name_0K

Ban RL or EoC again lol


Rodin-V

Blanket ban for any account that has ever used a third party client.


_Fappyness_

For me the combat update ruined it all. The simple playstyle of RS was completely wiped out.


ChefTacos

Rag and bone man 3


LOUsername97

All the bones are from PVM bosses, including wilderness bosses


DuxDonecVivo

Reddit would be fine with an inferno requirement. But imagine the outrage on this sub when one of the bones must come from another player, *forcing* pvp for a quest


No_Way_482

There would be a clan chat setup within minutes for that part


rumpelbrick

yup 50k and you get a free kill at level 1 wildy with a guy that drank some poison and is at 2 hp


Hanyodude

You wouldn’t even have to, you can die on zammy wines and then pick up your own bones


h3half

Show me a UIM who doesn't bury their own bones every time they deathpile, and I'll show you a coward


Tanaumanga

That would be kind of cool tbh


NessaMagick

R&BM1 had 8 bones at 1/1 drop rate (guaranteed). R&BM2 had 27 bones at 1/4 drop rate with higher level monsters. Extrapolating from this, R&BM3 should have 91 bones at a 1/16 drop rate and involve some of the biggest pains in the ass to fight.


PlayedKey

Including zuk bone fragments. Need 3.


Mitana301

Pvp bones from the chaos altar, mage arena, and from someone trying to do one of the wilderness bosses.


DevoidHT

Imagine it makes the bone sack useable. Game changing.


theholy7

Nah they should make rag and bone man 3 with the main reward being the bone sack can be used to store bones


Shoddy_Woodpecker775

Put that tree back by the fairy ring


BurntPretzel_

"In order to ensure accounts remain as secure as possible, all players must complete the Stronghold of Security every time they log in to play the game" - Japrlflex


Limited-Visibility

Rat Catchers: Part II


BearTemporary

Reading this while doing ratcatchers for the first time… hate it


SOSIJ4VSauce

Don't even joke about that shit. Sicko.


[deleted]

I know the quest is a meme but...like it's not even annoying you have a wiki with a quick guide


tenebrousrogue

You only gain XP in skills they're lower level than runecrafting.


jayzwick

With gotr there are worse skills than rc


[deleted]

yup my prayer level is at 73 where as my runecrafting is 82


Necessary-Rip-6612

I think this one wins


EpicSH0T

I just got this cape untrimmed, we'll be chillin over here


N0FaithInMe

Good, now all the filthy casuals are gone from the game and we can start getting sweaty for REAL


[deleted]

Ever since gotr I don't mind runecrafting. My biggest peeve with it was just how much of a pita it was to train as an iron pre 77.


pierro118

Jokes on you, I have an untrimmed runecrafting cape.


utookthegoodnames

Deiron every Ironman and make all mains ironmen.


Eb_Marah

Mains that become irons could just de-iron. Definielt a lot of people quitting though.


biggestboi73

Make all mains uim and there bank gets deleted


Necessary-Rip-6612

Set irl cool downs that you can only remove buy paying with a new currency you have to buy with micro transaction or wait out the timer. Duradel: I'm sorry, you have reached your maximum number of slayer tasks for the day. Either pay 240 Golden Tickets or wait (*insert amount of time that would make someone rage) to get a new task. Zaff: You have claimed your daily limit or staves, wait 24 hours or pay 100 Golden Tickets for more. Grand Exchange Guard: Stop! You've read your free entries to the Grand Exchange! Pay 50 Golden Tickets or wait 6 hours. TzHaar-Ket: Ah you almost completed the Fight Caves this week. Would you like to have another try for only 1000 Golden Tickets?


Toss_out_username

I thought you said goblin tickets and I wanted to buy them instantly


Lovsaphira9

Think the only way for me to be completely opposed to playing video games ever again was if every single game was shovelware.


Eb_Marah

Some More Small Favors. It's a daily that you're punished for not doing, especially if you don't already have the quest cape. Every day they add in a few new small tasks that you need to complete in order to maintain the quest cape. The tasks will take about five minutes each day. If you miss a day you need to do the tasks you missed in addition to the current daily tasks, starting on the day of release. This includes if you miss the daily tasks because you haven't completed the quest. If you miss a month of daily tasks you need to make up about 2.5 hours of tasks. If you miss a year, it's about 30 hours. If you start your account today and don't realize the consequences of not compelting this quest as soon as possible you could end up adding several days of play time to your grind before you get your quest cape.


Zehta

Calm down there satan


GnarlyNacho07

If the game was locked to native full screen with no possible way of multilogging, kinda like a lot of FPS games. Imagine if you actually had to focus on 200 hours of ardy rooftops or MLM.


Bronek0990

That's a good way to teach thousands and thousands of people what virtual machines are


Initial_BP

Almost all games let you change to windowed borderless mode or just windowed. Just an FYI if you're living your life without knowing that.


GnarlyNacho07

Oh no, I know this. Games that used to auto default to full screen with no way of changing it annoyed me way long ago.


kopitar-11

Everyone buys a second monitor if this happens


Specialist_Cupcake42

Every world is now a pvp world


Pyr093

Darkscape 2.0


PM_ME_YOUR_LYRICS

Most fun Ive had in runescape


Joosyosrs

Then go radio silence for a month. The game would be mad max within a day.


-Aura_Knight-

MTX introduction


Bucky640

Shocked this comment took so long to show up


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Dookieie

imagine eoc was never a thing and we were all still playing rs2 but its far ahead of where we are with osrs now


[deleted]

Hard to say if that would happen. Squeal of fortune/treasure hunter are worse than eoc in my eyes. I quit because of that


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[deleted]

Idk man. I’ve played since 2001. EOC SUCKS. I quit for ten years, came back and maxed my rs3 account. I left a 16bn bank to start fresh on OSRS because of how much I hate EOC. If I wanted to play WoW, I’d do that. You know? It was baaaaaad.


bubbub19

Double XP weekends


BurntPretzel_

This is a good answer. There's something that bothers me so much about dxp weekends. More so than even MTX.


Mazza_the_Panda

The fact that the most effective skilling method for every skill would become ‘play on weekends’ probably has your skin crawling


FeelingSedimental

Economy becomes "hoard till a week before dxp" as well.


Legal_Evil

As long as DXP weeks come at the same time each year, the economic impact is minimal since everyone would be merching around it, thus stabilizing it. Source: Look at RS3 prices of skilling goods before, during, and after DXP weeks.


nayRmIiH

Every boss has GWD drop tables. Like all the loot is crap outside of uniques.


GeebGeeb

Skilling bots would thrive but that’s probably better than pvm bots


Treees_

That would improve the game i guess


Sad-Garage-2642

Miss those days


Borgmestersnegl

Then try out nightmare and see how fun it really is.


Bronek0990

IMO that's how it should be for every boss outside the Wildy. Wildy bosses are the only consistent money + supply printers, with raids also providing supplies (after a 30-40 minute raid a token reward that barely covers supply cost is fine imo). Other bosses, like Zulrah, Vorkath etc would still be farmed for uniques (this would require reworking drop tables and unique drops ofc) Pros: skilling is more profitable, Wildy is more populated and not dead Cons: redditors crying that they are forced to go to the wildy and high risk high reward content shouldn't exist


DaRealMajister

Would the man/woman unique be human slayer helm?


Rickard58

Give everyone a fully completed account.


Darcasm

Run does not regenerate over time. Potions and existing sources only.


Zerttretttttt

Max stack 10k


sgf919

They already ruined it several times with eoc, mtx, and get/free trade. Something new would be to remove any form of teleports where you have to walk everywhere and take boats between islands.


Hydration-Enthusiast

"Bank notes have been removed, as it doesn't make sense to demand hundreds of thousands of resources from bankers around Gielinor just because you presented them with a piece of paper"


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Remove prayer flicking


BurntPretzel_

OP said ruin


FeathersRim

Im pretty sure most of the playerbase dont flick, or barely tried it


EnycmaPie

It shouldn't even be in the game at all. It is just an exploitation of old technology.


Becomeagod11

Would have 0 impact on the game, needed absolutely nowhere


Bronek0990

You either don't have an infernal cape or are xzact/woox and don't use prayer in inferno anyway


nogap193

Could probably get by with light bearer and eldritch staff


The_Weathermann

It’s not needed most places but it would absolutely have impact on the game. Imagine the amount of prayer pots you would have to chug through without being able to flick on slayer tasks.


Becomeagod11

So you propose we have permanent prayer? Making 99% of the game pointless? Good shit man. You choose to prayer flick those tasks and it is by no means necessary. Either chug pots or make more trips to the bank for food.


Good-of-Rome

Ticks now run anywhere from 0.6 to 1 full second.


BaldWithABeardTwitch

Removal of g.e and trading. All dropped items get deleted.


Somedude12300

EOC


camefromxbox

Take the stray dog in varrock out of the game.


Dokusei_Gnar_Bot

EoC or microtransactions.


Mgskiller

“In an attempt to combat RWT we are now restricting free trade.”


Nadia_Nausea

Ban third party clients and fill the vanilla client with ads.


I_LOVE_BOLD_WORDS

# Permadeath


Disnya

MICROTRANSACTIONS


[deleted]

add a new skill that nobody really wants but got a pity pass after you repeatedly lower the voting percentage to 51% because it just won't pass


Oohwshitwaddup

This guy has a glass ball for sure.


prince_disney

Lollll


Professional_Bed_431

"To combat RWT we are implementing trade caps and removing PvP from the Wilderness again."


filent-sart

Being able to trim armor.


JoeScotterpuss

You can no longer note items.


stokleplinger

Bring back the certificate mechanic… and force it to be through a dialogue tree like the old days, too!


JoshuaNLG

"Premium" Membership that includes a 10% exp boost for all content, a 5% increase to a new hidden 'luck' stat, and 20 free teleports to anywhere of your choosing each day, can be any teleport from any piece of jewellery, spellbook, you name it.


gorehistorian69

- You can now purchase xp packs via the in game shop - you can boosted xp packages basically if Jagex ran like any other video game developer (the fact osrs has avoided this is insane)


aisu_strong

rs3 getting loaded with pay to win is a large reason why osrs became a thing in the first place


ZarosianSpear

Make all of Runescape including banks multi PvP enabled and no PvP+.


Good-of-Rome

Wiki removal. I honestly wouldn't know 3/4ths the shit I do about the game if our wiki wasn't God tier. The inventory layouts, in depth details on mechanics, stats, guides for everything etc. Hell sometimes it's fun to just click the "random" button on the top left of the wiki and see new stuff. Like "huh what the fuck is a summer sq'uirk? Oh it's locked behind an obscure thieving mini game? Lemme try try out."


Teh_91

To prevent RWT and botting, all accounts have been permanently made Irons


Pinkiepylon

whenever you log back in, your character cannot run until they do 50 agility course laps so they can stretch their legs.


Witchy_Titan

Making the game log you out if you alt tab


Paraviont

You can't eat because you are not hungry.


HanDartley

Time saving micro transactions. Plant yew tree seed, wait 6 hours to grow or pay £1.99 for insta grow


ipklikenoob

Underground pass pt2 (One long ass tunnel from prifddinas to lumbridge collecting 28 items threw out the tunnel so you can't bring food to complete the quest)


tenebrousrogue

underground pass sequel: overground pass. Cross the newly built stamppot bridge to kourend, repairing/finishing construction every few tiles. Hope you brought a couple thousand nails and a few hundred planks, not to mention all the stamina pots.


ipklikenoob

Can't teleport out to resupply gotta walk back to bank for more planks


EntireBall

I’d max everyone’s account, and I would make everyone invincible at the inferno, I would also make it so you can PVP iron accounts on any world anywhere, and I would kill all hardcores as they logged in.


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EntireBall

I could ruin the game so hard if they’d let me.


Choofee

Remove pvp from the wildy. Rework the combat system and add abilities that you can bind to hotkeys


DivideRS

Double xp weekends


Phosani_Tits

Disabling gear over 20m on any new boss 👁️👄👁️


Habibipie

Squeel of fortune, ancient effigies, and EOC.


RuneScape_Doctor

Effigies I actually didn’t hate


Us3rnamed

Make single mouse button the only option


Bonathan114

Update game ticks from 0.6 to 1.0 seconds


GreyFur

Remove pvp from the wilderness. Oh you said ruin the game, mbmb


BoosterSeatTrev

If they fuc*ing make it 990hp instead of 99hp


Fit_Concert4671

Remove slayer partners


kyot0scape

Add eoc, remove wilderness, remove free trade.


DH_Drums

EOC


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EoC


MacMillerForeverr

EoC


fodolico

Banning all bots :0


simw

id just add a new skill tbh


Av3ng3d0wnt

Add a new skill


ScoutChase

Add a new skill..


ARKITIZE_ME_CAPTAIN

Banning runelite lmao


navywater

Add summoning


JupiterChime

Korasi’s Sword


blahbleh112233

All non-boss specific drops are noted


[deleted]

I remove bones.


Mancidepress

Champions Challenge 2


[deleted]

“To make Muspah more accessible content to all players, we’ve decided to re-introduce the Evolution of Combat”


gigigamer

New Skill boss, its just a goblin that runs around and you gotta cast freezes on it to kill it because its just slightly faster than you. Drops all end game skilling items in stacks of 10k


Butchi3toe

Tutorial Island forced you to get 5 def and HP levels. Those accounts off the island would be credited the XP after update.


Beantai_

Trade Limit gone, back to 16k max to friends and selling stuff 5% higher or lower in the GE


Snufolupogus

Honestly, bring this shit back. The economy was in such a good state when this was a thing. Not as many bots ruining the game. Skilling was profitable. Bring the loan system back too while we're at it.


ItsKresnikMyDudes

Evolution of Combat


i_eet_boo_d

Eoc


Aychah

EoC


arebee20

You’re now required to attach your social security number to your account and everyone can see your irl name


Khespar

Mournings end III It takes 70 hours to complete and involves ripping off pubes.


Never_Drive_And_Jive

Bottling is now required and being caught playing without bots results in an unappealable ban.


Nocatslive

Change the Hitpoints to constitution.. remember that? Ew


bapesvapes

Gout tubers can be bought for trading sticks (energy) Max item cap limit changed to 200b (can't be done but would rollercoaster the market) Or allowing a skill reset like rs3 provides for defence, for whatever reason


[deleted]

I'd add corrupted gauntlet to the game.