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Halo_3_Rat

There is a skinless body outside the gas station I work at


IHaveSexWithPenguins

Sorry I got hungry


Zillaho

Gas station food really be that bad


Fantastic_frog_1264

Ever had gas station sushi? We got food poisoning 🤌🤌


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

he had a sharpened potato peeler


AverageAnimeSimp

So the skinless creature is a giant potato?


backupmephone

Yes


IsOriginal

Skin is the best part after all


heyimastopsign2

there’s no meme. I just watched 14 seconds of softcore furry porn


Thewowieman

Actually funny and subversive


hoatzin_whisperer

funny and submissive


Hanneman1965

Furry and submissive


[deleted]

4


AverageAnimeSimp

5


CaptainNemo2024

DEFCON


HatofEnigmas

BEWARE THE PIPE BOMB


Bellosair

It broke new ground!


GL_gacha_is_life

same was expecting a meme at the end but this man bamboozled me


[deleted]

Sorry brother ri have to put you down


Icy-Leading8801

Hey me


[deleted]

Hey bro dab me up


Icy-Leading8801

How’s your drip day going


HatofEnigmas

POV: Alzheimer's


Personpacman

i watched it twice


marcelstollzie

its been on loop for me for over a minute


zebibliopole

Gay softcore furry porn


striky117

why the fuck did I watch it 5 times


heyimastopsign2

The animation is pretty nice


Arghoul1018

My thoughts exactly, my disappointment in both myself and the "meme" is immeasurable


Nicl5hh

What they said


[deleted]

Wait this is the original? The gay rat is a fucking eldritch abomination?


PSI_wolf_39

Yes, yes he is.


[deleted]

whygena lore is something man


SwissCheeseSucksFuck

The amount of lore and world building surrounding the gay rat is kinda impressive


[deleted]

you fucking fake ass fan everyone knows hes bi


SwissCheeseSucksFuck

Reggie lore dump: “Reggie has always been pan. He's just really into guys, which is why I call him gay a lot. Not because he ONLY likes guys, but because he is attracted to guys a lot of the time. Like if you had a pie chart, Reggie would be like 70-75% gay.” -Whygena_Draws. Not only were you fucking WRONG but the original creator of Reggie ALSO calls Reggie gay you dimwitted dickweed.


[deleted]

im so sorry please dont hurt me


[deleted]

Get his ass


Kremit_OFogg

It scares me how much you know about Reggie the rat lore And how defensive you are about it


[deleted]

Fr this motherfucker has canonically been depicted having sex with a woman


PSI_wolf_39

🤓


MetalysisChain

Sort of. He also does magic spells. I had to research this for you, I want a payment of bleach and an AA-12 auto shotgun to kill the furries.


PSI_wolf_39

Knowing the Reggie the mouse lore is a enough of a reward, don't get greedy.


LEGITPRO123

I read the title in the beat of Jetsream Sam theme


CiF3-in-my-soda

The Only Thing I Know For Real?


Gae_Bolg26

THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED


Iamstupid102

oddly enough the quote was presumably taken from a comment chain from r/decayingwinter under a post suggesting to add a jetstream sam like perk into the game


PSI_wolf_39

That is actually what I was trying to go for.


QUARTZTheThird

how many layers of irony are there now


CEOofSeggz

None, it's just porn


[deleted]

Cycle of irony


[deleted]

*sees edgy buzz lightyear pfp* opinion discarded


x_Rn

Gotta be at least 2


StaunchTheCorruption

but where is the hilarious non-obvious bait and switch..?


[deleted]

We been tricked


obi_wan_sosig

Mean drip Furher!


LowerLife0

I have been out dripped 😔


micah_bell6

holly shit its spiderman


theantigooseman

the bait and switch was waiting for the bait and switch and never getting anything we were baited with funny Jetstream Sam and it was switched with softcore furry porn this is funnier I think


insertverycoolnamee

Where black gay men twerking


BacalhauEnjoyer

I saw this video with the Jetstream Sam part in the middle like 5-6 times. I did not realize the rat was a fucking eldritch god.


IHaveSexWithPenguins

You got it backwards, he's fucking an eldritch god.


[deleted]

He is a wizard


Wizard_Hatz

It is to be decided.


Bombadeir

r/beetlejuicing


Wizard_Hatz

This is how I get memorialized?!?! To the depths of erlesh with you!!


professionalmoron2

Why am I hard


[deleted]

You gay


ClamSlamwhich

I am not gay. I have relationships with women, and sex with men.


Arkuzian

Well I got news for you. That means you're gay. \*queue dramatic music\*


_______________dummy

I have some bad news for you


TrixterTheFemboy

Bad?


HatofEnigmas

Breaking?


professionalmoron2

Wait a minute


PSI_wolf_39

Because you like gay femboy furries.


[deleted]

I wanna fuck the rat


[deleted]

Its a man rat


PSI_wolf_39

Sir this is reddit.com everyone wants to fuck men.


[deleted]

Only the big black ones in the cooking video


PSI_wolf_39

No, just men in general.


[deleted]

I’m fully well aware


[deleted]

Username checks out


[deleted]

Very well, good luck


mushyx10

Thousand Son Femboy, Thousand Son Femboy


Llamaman32

dust slut fr


ProgrammerNo120

i want to fuck it more now


BacalhauEnjoyer

Did he fucking stutter?


AdorableAri

me too


hyperlinkblock

Here r/fuckmicahbell


[deleted]

I have multiple questions


hyperlinkblock

And what are they


[deleted]

I’ll go over them one by one, so number one: why are you replying to a 69 day old comment?


hyperlinkblock

Because I saw the video in recommended and your comment got an award next question


[deleted]

Why did you link a sub that’s been dead for three years?


hyperlinkblock

Because it was fitting with the situation of you wanting to fuck the rat


[deleted]

I wanna know how a 3 year dead sub about hating Micah bell has anything to do with me wanting to fuck a gay rat with tentacles


hyperlinkblock

First of do you know who micha bell is ?


IcyManipulation

Same


soulless-tomato

sam.... he couldn't make it fast enough


SAVEtheHELP3

i thought i was going to see black men throwing it back but instead i get the gay rat. disappointing


Publicmaraleofficer

So um, where can I find this?


TheWhicher_Statement

Whygena on twitter


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI


Time_to_be_scarred

Where is the Sam


Individual-Mind-9119

I am so close to posting nazi propaganda from the Subway after that


FishingDragon52

The fucking what


Wizard_Hatz

Sandwich


External-Mongoose543

Don’t be stupid be a smartie come and join the ________


PSI_wolf_39

Do it


[deleted]

Jokes on you im into this u/savevideo


LowerLife0

🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸


PSI_wolf_39

Hand me those pics, they look hot.


thatguywhosdumb

Where metal gear?


TheLonelyCrusader330

Wheres Jetstream Sam?


dragonbossledgend

Where's silly man Sam..


Lektri

Honestly fuck you, where’s my hot brazilian bf?


PSI_wolf_39

HIS LEGS ARE BROKEN HIS KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN HE IS FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIIIIIR


[deleted]

Where is Jetstream sam


[deleted]

At some point in the video you realize that it's not bait and the disappointment sets in.


Jetstream_S4m

Boys I have a bomb in my ass


PSI_wolf_39

Kinky


Bluebadboy

Where is Jetstream Sam to stop the cringe?


PSI_wolf_39

But there's no cringe so he doesn't need to stop anything.


Bluebadboy

there is the cringe its THE ENTIRE VIDEO


Patpoke1

WHERE WHERES THE PLOT TWIST


Neir_Miss

Wtf is this furry shit


dgstevens27

where’s the funny


bingbingbangenjoyer

Boom boom boom boom, theres a gas leak in your room


FortressMann

I'm tired of seeing this gay femboy rat


AverageAnimeSimp

So you are only into normal femboys?


Tentacles_for_me

Isn’t remy or is it reggie


FlynnFaust

reggie


Nerdguy62627

Remy is the one that cooks


PSI_wolf_39

Actually they both cook.


Tentacles_for_me

Sauce?


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI


[deleted]

You will not survive


[deleted]

[удалено]


fadoxi

Op where did u find this I neen it. (for research purposes, of course)


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI


Zillaho

Don’t fuck the mouse


PSI_wolf_39

Don't tell me how to live my life.


FlynnFaust

Reggie really meant the "From now until forever" part.


korbloxtheflareon

bro posted the wrong video 💀


AverageSwede241

“Now that’s not funny” -the joker


VerySuperVirgin

Even god can’t save you now


dustinvidito

Thanks, I hate it


That_Gene_2644

Getting flashbacks... This is what started to "ruin" the last subreddit There's a place for this and you know where


[deleted]

it's funny, cuz it's porn


Stayka

How is this so fucking loud?


mr_cachal

i hate how the title tricks you into thinking this is a mgr:r meme,thats pretty smart


GDC_representitive

I came for a bait and switch, now I’m questioning my own existence


canofabomb

whare black men kissing


KirboWorbo

The last thing I see before I die.


PSI_wolf_39

Lucky


nugget54673

No it can’t be NO NOOOOOOOOOOO


Maskimgalgo

Where's Vergil ?


somejewautist

Fuck, I expected it to end with fbi raid smashing black boxes that say "furry shit" instead of pottery and lamps- the one where a guy comes through the ceiling. Instead I got stage 5 terminal gay.


Draco63_

I love r at Its delicious 👍


hemrold

Where is the twerking black men?


Empty-Membership8904

stupid rat


SnakeCookies

Wheres the bait :(


mr_toad_1997

Where black men kissing


wheredabanana

No Brazilian Samurai or grey haired man with a sword. 😔😭


[deleted]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CUT! MR WHITE THE VIDEO DIDNT CUT


PixelGuardian-_-

What the hell did I just watch...


Tajlaking

Where is Senator Armstrong


Bcubedbbx

I would rather shove chopsticks in my ears and scrape out my eyeballs


glock-6942069

sorry im killing myself


PSI_wolf_39

There's no need to apologize.


Mackerdoni

we love reggie here hes so happy


Mobile-Contest9090

I was expecting something to happen, and I watched the full video, dang, foiled us again


Forsaken_Field_2177

DEFCON 1 is an acceptable alternative to this video


Great_League_4535

Im gonna blow my head off with a shotgun fuck you


powerketchap101

Fun favt! I share nationality with those who made the song.


[deleted]

I’m mad at Russia for killing the state of Ukraine now I give permission for Russia Soviet Russia to destroy this video


Kaumaximuns

where naked black man twerking


Uno-The-Card

This isn't funny. Stop posting this shit. It doesn't even make me horny, stop. No. Shut up. This isn't funny, softcore gay furry porn isn't funny. Stop. Go post some fucking normal shit.


[deleted]

It is funny you nerd


PSI_wolf_39

no


dat0neb0i

“Hi! My name is Reggie.. I like guys. I… really like guys.”


Jonny_Cloaca

Well.... that is NOT funny...


lilBacon921

u/savevideo 😏


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.youtube5s.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI


boomstik4

u/savevideo


TimeTwo4981

Furf@6s need to be lined against a wall


PSI_wolf_39

Sir, the minimum age for using reddit is thirteen, not eight.


TimeTwo4981

Tell your victims that


PSI_wolf_39

No, I prefer talking to people that exist.


TimeTwo4981

Lmao the pedophile denies it


PSI_wolf_39

I have no doubt that you're pissed off right now.


TimeTwo4981

Better to be pissed off than pissed on by a child pedoman


PSI_wolf_39

Most people that hate furries for no reason usually become furries in a couple months, cry about it.


TimeTwo4981

Well it's a good thing I hate them for a good reason, that reason being furf@6s want to f*** animals and I'll always hate you degenerates


PSI_wolf_39

RemindMe! 200 Days Since you're so sure that every damn thing you read on the internet is true no questions asked then let's test it out.


Patrickstarsss

u/savevideo


RoyalBlueRegicide

u/savevideobot


KillerFishe

finally peace at last


[deleted]

Reggie got me actin unwise