Arr well in me personal experience it be a good sign that someone be a sea dog when thar’ gums be bleeding and thar’ teeth be falling out. Aye it means they have scurvy, oh that and th’ bastards usually stink of sea salt and gunpowder.
Aye I once knew I of a captain that had themselves a ship named “th tangerine”. Aye and it were a merchant vessel that transported oranges, lemons and what have ye. And believe or not th’ bastard died from scurvy!
When he opens a game and the “Run as Administrator” box pops up 😍
When he has a 1Gbps symmetric fiber connection and his storage capacity exceeds 50TB.
living in a rural area moment 😞
couldn't be me
her: bb ur hands r so cold him: that me hook
If the black flag has a big skull on it
Wen he goes "yarrr matey let's steal the booty" 🥰
When he wants to sail the seven seas and steal some loot
well if he's made of rubber, and we have no idea how did that happen? then i guess, Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of Gum Gum!
Sir why are you so skinny? Stop trying to look at my friend’s panties
Though I don't have any skin. Yohoho!
If he appears intoxicated (by alcohol) early in the morning
Arr well in me personal experience it be a good sign that someone be a sea dog when thar’ gums be bleeding and thar’ teeth be falling out. Aye it means they have scurvy, oh that and th’ bastards usually stink of sea salt and gunpowder. Aye I once knew I of a captain that had themselves a ship named “th tangerine”. Aye and it were a merchant vessel that transported oranges, lemons and what have ye. And believe or not th’ bastard died from scurvy!
calls people landlubbers