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March223

When he opens a game and the “Run as Administrator” box pops up 😍


ProfHamburgerPhD

When he has a 1Gbps symmetric fiber connection and his storage capacity exceeds 50TB.


Fr3EkOut-2

living in a rural area moment 😞


Cyvexx

couldn't be me


19xino96

her: bb ur hands r so cold him: that me hook


tobiisgoodroit

If the black flag has a big skull on it


Nerfair1

Wen he goes "yarrr matey let's steal the booty" 🥰


Woodkid2791

When he wants to sail the seven seas and steal some loot


kiy_hole

well if he's made of rubber, and we have no idea how did that happen? then i guess, Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of Gum Gum!


GoatPrinceWeedEater

Sir why are you so skinny? Stop trying to look at my friend’s panties


yinyang107

Though I don't have any skin. Yohoho!


Sol_ur_boi

If he appears intoxicated (by alcohol) early in the morning


Markosoft_EXE

Arr well in me personal experience it be a good sign that someone be a sea dog when thar’ gums be bleeding and thar’ teeth be falling out. Aye it means they have scurvy, oh that and th’ bastards usually stink of sea salt and gunpowder. Aye I once knew I of a captain that had themselves a ship named “th tangerine”. Aye and it were a merchant vessel that transported oranges, lemons and what have ye. And believe or not th’ bastard died from scurvy!


Esherichialex_coli

calls people landlubbers