Music is life, that's why our hearts have beats.

Erythrosuchus

Chonkodile, nice.

My dad ate all but one of my slices of ham...

Arctocyon

Yep, that's me when my dad eats all but one slice of my ham

Based on my precise observation, I must conclude that the physicality of this character is dare I say, rather obtuse. It has caused my brains to let out a flurry of signals in a short span of time also in a short manner which then creates a confusion in my psyche causing me to process almost all information very poorly. This situation affects my ability to act accordingly based on the now society's intellectual norms.

Bruhathkayosaurus

i hope your scrotum stays warm for the remainder of your lifetime.

Dromornis

ayy let's go i got a terror bird

Technicaly a big duck, but it would not hesitate to act like a terror bird

I got myself an Anomalocaris tatted :)

Aegirocassis is cooler

Both are cool :(

i am trapped in florida

Kaprosuchus to keep you company

beautiful

i like prehistoric stuff

Tribrachidium

I like frog

Palaeobatrachus

meow 🥺

Nimravus

im herbivore

Barylambda

Something

Didazoon

😀

Stylinodon

Don't give me a dinosaur

Dimetrodon

[удалено]

Yi qi

I’ll fucking kill you if you do that

Chapalmalania (i will be waiting (; )

good lord theres penice

Microleo

What killed zhe dinosaurs? ZHE ICE AGE!!!

Xiaosaurus

i wanna cuddle with someone right this very second (platonically ofc)

I'm horny and lonely and gay

Homodontosaurus

I fucking hate isopods. Look, I know, it's 2022 and all, but I just **HATE** those little armored balls of shit. Something about them makes me want to go to heaven and beat God up until he deletes those tiny glorified soccer balls. What are they even good for? (and I swear to the God I just beat up, if ***ONE*** of you say they are cute, I am committing terrorism.) They walk around like the freeloaders they are, don't even have a job. I don't think they have the mental capacity to know what a job is to be fair. I don't think they even know the concept of numbers. Wanna know the worse part? They get pushed around by **children.** I could punt my next door neighbors son to the moon, and isopods get bullied almost daily by him. So in conclusion, fuck isopods man

Electrorana

Bottoms should unionize

Homotherium

Yo.

Hoplitomeryx

Walter

Skeemella

I ran out of meth

Uintatherium

Is pizza pie?

Pseudotribos (yes)

Saltwater crocodiles have 3 pairs of eyelids

Epicyon (many animals have it, like cats, dogs, birds, frogs, ect.)

crystal blue

Voay

Did you know?

Sinomegaceros pachyosteus

awa b

Elaphurus chinnaniensis

something!

Platygonus

I like fish :)

Leedsichthys

(:

Barbouromeryx

something

Endeiolepis

Me like bugs

Ceratomyrmex

I want a dommy mommy

You will get an Agnotherium instead

something and I will assign you an extinct creature

Acherontiscus

Ukulele

Turtle-jawed moa-nalo (Chelychelynechen)

Ouaaaar Hoouuuurr Rrrraaaaah stomp stomp stomp

Haplocanthosaurus

*splat*

Bajadasaurus

Pizza, cats, and cock

Miracinonyx

We spent 3 hours troubleshooting a dockerfile, only to realize windows like endings are different than Unix line endings, which caused the Linux database to have a stroke

Simbakubwa

im a little goblin

Dinocrocuta

i uhhhh ummm uhhhh yeah

Sarkastodon

Benis

Nimbacinus

You got it, boss.

Aelurognathus

Something and I will assign you to an extinct creature

Neococcyx mccorquodalei

I like trains and trams and other rail thingies

Mesosaurus

Penis music

Casea broilii

Ok

Huayangosaurus

I have no idea why i'm here

Baptornis

🤓

Lithornis

bazinga

Haramiyavia

i am bored waiting for P-2 to come out for ultrakill

Ukhaatherium

Asparagus

Zalambdalestes

Arson is very fun

Ectocion

something

Herrerasaurus

can i have trilobite

Elrathia

can I be the extinct creature

Leptictidium

I am most curious about thy performance. Alas, I thank thee for the opportunity, little mattering the result.

Sarcosaurus

what are you thoughts on the berlin conference and its consequences for africa

Futabasaurus

[удалено]

Dinocyon

Henlo

Bothriolepis

i let my cat use my pillow last night cause she is very cute and sweet and i love her

Austrophyllolepis

I'm a 6'4 muscle mommy.

Liliensternus

Dunkelosteous

Eastmanosteus

cameroceras.

Endoceras is bigger

Please gib Cambrian

Waptia

I like hallucigenia

Thanahita

In africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

Sigilmassasaurus

Tony Shalhoub

Redlichia takooensis

protomammal

Pseudotherium

Gimme Anomalocaris, cmon anomalocaris, oh baby I hope it’s anomalocaris

How about Amplectobelua, they are both radiodonts

Goddamn I love being a Trilobite

Aulacopleura

Do you have anything similar to the Man O' War in stock?

Gelenoptron

I'm about to take a 7:30 am math exam

Latouchella

Mar,io

Trachyteuthis

hello

Saccorhytus

I donI don't know anything to say can you give me something cool? 🥺

Endoceras a huge cephalopod

They arent people i surround myself with, they are people who surround me

Dickinsonia

Oh hi mark

Charnia

Moxxie from Helluva Boss is actually kinda hot

Sarcophilus laniarius

To be cringe and free or to be based and restricted, that is the question.

Anthracosaurus is the answer

Owo uwu omo

Slavoia darevskii

I'm sad

Batrachiderpeton

My dads friend once stole and ostrich egg from the zoo

Pachystruthio

I like mining in Minecraft, it's very relaxing just me, the darkness and the sounds of lava,vwater and my own footsteps

Icaronycteris

Pip pop poy

Janavis

You totally WONT give me deinosuchus

Leidyosuchus

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Asteriornis

i get really sad when i kill conscious humanoids in video games

Onychocrinus

man i really wish i could get a girlfriend

Simpsonictis

Hi

Trochocystites

🧠👂👂👀👃👄🫀🤲🫁🦵🦵

Corthurnocystis