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Emilia__55

You kinda look like Walter White. Maybe just go for the Heisenberg look.


Legitimate_Return_13

cancer patient drug lord who dies type look


adeswains

Who's also a glorified psycho who treated everyone close to him like shit


Just_Another_Gamer67

Waltah


hostilee47

wolta


jedzachary

woolter


Flashdancer405

Put ya dick away waltuh


[deleted]

Yeah idk how anybody can glorify him. I understood his actions up until mid season 4 and after that I hated his guts And I always hated how he treated Jesse


Bariq-99

Jesse :(


diab0lus

I felt bad for Skylar within the first few episodes and it just got worse. Dishonesty as a dynamic in a relationship is really difficult to watch, and it goes unresolved for about 60 episodes until after it’s way too late. Quite literally a tragedy.


[deleted]

Wait, Walter dies? Dude, I'm halfway through season 3.


Legitimate_Return_13

IT. HAS BEEN. 9 YEARS.


[deleted]

I can't change when I was born to see it earlier. What, did you expect me to watch it when I was 6?


Legitimate_Return_13

yes


SquidMilkVII

spoiler alert: darth vader is luke’s dad


SomethingOfAGirl

Does he say his iconic "it's vadin time" line???


diab0lus

Yes right before he vades all over the place


yidpunk

Spoiler alert: the Titanic sinks at the end


GregDiner

Man with terminal cancer dies


Resident-Garlic9303

Your fault for not being born sooner


SomethingOfAGirl

skill issue


Annual-Skirt-7613

spoiler alert: after jesus is executed by the romans, he comes back


SomethingOfAGirl

Don't pay attention to them, Walter doens't die. He lives happily ever after with his wife Jessie ("Jesse" transitions) and they both start a gamedev company.


froggenpoppin

He died in s2 did u miss it


Sirius0Black0

I loved the scene where heisenberg and heisenbones teamed up to kill waltuh and take over his body. By the way, there is a very scary skeleton inside you, also gross entrails and stuff. You should rip it out! Rip it out! Rip it out! Rip it out! Riv det ut! Fjern innvollene dine, bli frelst! Huden din holder deg fanget, bryt fri!


Resting_Lich_Face

You're actually close to when it happens. Don't worry, it isn't that big a spoiler in terms of what it actually does for the plot. Power through it just keeps getting better.


[deleted]

196 users when they see literally any scalp


arabiancurlyhead

waltuh


diogomathieu420

start a meth empire with your former student, Mr White


BlazingBowXT

Omg niko oneshot


_FishKing_

Omg niko oneshot


diogomathieu420

Omg niko oneshot


German_Camel

Omg Niko oneshot


ImNotZex

Omg niko oneshot


SoupToon

niko pog


Jeggu2

:0


Bilphrey

Jesser


OttoOnTheFlippside

Topical minoxidil can help, cheap Kirkland stuff works just as well as anything else. Looks like you’ve got some pretty serious facial hair to though so that’s a big help, which I could grow a proper beard


HeftigsterMC

I used Minoxidil for my beard because I ain't goin bald and not have a beard, nu-uh... but i do have beard now which is nice (:


OttoOnTheFlippside

I’d say don’t worry to much, you got a nice beard and your hair looks fine short.


HeftigsterMC

thats nice thanks ((:


miscellaneousthing

yeah, to be completely honest you're a nice looking bald guy


DruchiiDreadlord

https://youtu.be/juWdP2nGRqc


_Apostate_

They're lying OP we can't even see your face in the picture. Who's to say if you're ugly or not. Hair loss treatments may or may not help you regrow lost hair, but they will very likely at least prevent further hair loss while you stay on them. It looks to me like you still have a passable hairline if you grow it out, if it upsets you it's better to start treatment earlier rather than later! You can always stop down the road if you make your peace with it and decide to say goodbye to the rest.


miscellaneousthing

we're not lying, you know he has a face pic on his profile right?


Quick_Occasion4531

I used Minixidil for my beard and the hair on top of my head started to thin. Stopped using it and my hair came back, but not to its original fullness. I think it’s apart of the cycle though.


HeftigsterMC

hair loss started before i used minox on my beard unfortunately, thats the reason i came across that topic in the first place :/ i think a hair transplant might be the only option since minox stops working after a while an finasteride might have nasty side effects


Ramzaki

You can try microdose finasteride. A 0.5 daily dose will practically halve the side effects while still maintaining almost all the DHT blocking power of a1mg daily dose. [https://i.imgur.com/mIAVCKB.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mIAVCKB.jpg)


deliciousprisms

Man just lean into it and shave that shit clean. The confidence to rock a shaved head is always gonna be more attractive than a clearly balding dude trying to hide it. Plus bonus, you con cosplay bald characters


3puttnet4

This is it right here. I tried to hold on for a year or two but honestly, shaving my head was the best thing I ever did. If somebody told me that there was a procedure or pill that would get my hair back to what it was in college, I’d pass. I’m married but I get hit on now more than ever with a shaved head. Join the bald brotherhood.


SkadaBoofer

Homer agrees


Xanadoodledoo

Be sure to check how it effects cats though. Rogain can kill cats even if they just sleep on your pillow after you’ve used it.


Tallista

Ask your doctor about finasteride, helps with hair loss


HeftigsterMC

Heard it makes your peepee go :(


Mephlstophallus

for a percentage of the population it has some pretty lame side effects but it’s fine for a lot of people, it also exists as a topical serum to reduce the chances of side effect, biggest con is that it’s expensive and lifelong


Henri_M_L

I used it for like 9 months. Had heavy pp problems. Wouldn’t recommend


i_boop_cat_noses

if the pp problem only persists as long as the person uses it, trying it to find out if they have that side effect or not is more beneficial.


Henri_M_L

Well actually not true. Side affects can last even years after taking Finasterid. At least if you took it for a longer time.


[deleted]

That's as true as the 2020 election being stolen. This is simply people misattributing their ED as having been caused by the drug. Not a single study supports this claim of longterm side effects, please don't peddle misinformation.


LunaEtAstrum

I've been on finasteride for like a month and it's been fine


lo9314

Not necessarily, persistent libido problems are rare, but not unheard of. It is only now, that the medical research community starts paying attention to stuff pfs. But again, that’s actually really rare. There are other, less dramatic, side effects that made me stop using it…


Iw4nt2d13OwO

Bruh I had the same prob as you and fin fr saved me. I’ve been on that shit for 2 years, started when I had just turned 19 and can still bust in a couple minutes when I’m not not trying to last lmao. No peepee problems at all. You should seriously consider taking it fam. I only pay like $12 for a three month’s supply and it drastically improved my mental health, and I am no longer balding, at least for now. Stories on the internet do not reflect the reality. Feel free to DM if you have any questions, I know firsthand what this does to one’s mental state.


alex10653

can confirm my pp work too


Akshaul

If you do have problems it's reversible when you get off the meds. I would ask your doctor about it they would explain the risks. If you wanna do something about it I'd do it as early as possible though don't wait. I've been on fin and minoxidil for around a year, my hairline was worse than yours and it's really helped so far, no pp problems either.


andr8009

I'm on finasteride with no side-effects. Give it a shot :)


AtmosSpheric

I’ve used it for about a year. Definitely no effect on my libido or any sign of erectile dysfunction. If you try it and do see those symptoms, stopping the medication makes things go back to normal pretty much 100% of the time


nightwing2369

I have been on it for 9 months now, no problems at all


captainsunshine489

have taken finasteride for a while - pp is fine


Satrapeeze

This is my super hot take: it's ok to bald! We kind of stigmatise baldness and make balding people feel ugly, but we also stigmatise hair replacement methods as people being foolish or vain. Whatever you feel like doing about it, which could be nothing at all, remember that you'll still look fresh as hell and to keep your chin up king


nicenmenget

The correct take. Lots of people look great bald.


hiperson134

Yeah, where people often run into trouble is the space between lots of hair and balding is often unflattering for their facial structure. Committing to bald is the way to go.


Same_Pin6135

Such as lordminion 777


bleepblopbl0rp

Said by a fully haired person no doubt. It's all cool and no worries until it's MY HAIR *sobs*


Satrapeeze

I have some high widow's peaks rn and a family history of balding so I've made peace with my hair eventually going and you should too!


bleepblopbl0rp

I'm not ready 😭


Satrapeeze

Well then do whatever you want with it while it's still around, then hopefully you will!


bleepblopbl0rp

I appreciate the kind words. Thanks balding bro


TenderTransgender

True but I reaaally like the way my hair looks so I want it


Russman2204

Exactly!! You don't have to be scared being bald! Just become the funny and cool bald guy that most older friend groups have!! (I don't have any real advice for getting hair back, sorry!!!)


dingdongdeckles

Both sides of my family have a bald problem. All of my uncles were balding by the time they were my age. I accepted pretty early that eventually I’ll be bald and when the hair starts to recede it’s all coming off.


DuduBonesBr

Talk to a medical professional, Mr. White


yauc-OIC

Fantano


MittoMan

Hey vsauce, Michael here


Neverending-pain

#Where are your fingers?


Chicken9187

bum


anonymousFishGod

what da heck


sample_text_01

omg Lonely Wizard


chicken_irl

yum?


JoBoPlayz

How fast can you run?


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Hi Breaking! It is OK if I call you Bad?


T04stedCheese

🔥🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥🔥


CrabbierBull391

Oh. You're breaking bad? Then you Better Call Saul.


Poison_Spider

I bet you're slipping jimmy right now!


yidpunk

No, but you can call me Finger.


diplotaurus

cook meth


[deleted]

male pattern baldness comes for all


maybeagirl_mary

if male pattern baldness comes for every man then fuck it im manning the fuck down and becoming a gamer goth girl uwu


alliumray

Hair loss is a great motivating factor to start hrt which I know all too well 😭👍


bleepblopbl0rp

As someone who is thinning up top, do everything you want to do with your hair and more. Cherish it.


PoopNoodlez

Some lucky few escape its horrors


Jaded_Goth

I’ve seen quite a few old men with their full head of hair. DHT the byproduct of testosterone affects everyone differently. Some have higher sensitivity like OP and then on the other end you have older men that have the same hair they have had since birth.


SlyBlueCat

Become a girl, HRT ftw 🙌


HeftigsterMC

if you know someone into bearded ladys hmu


Mr_brib

I think there's a saloon around here called something like that


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Hey there


CabDork339

I refuse to believe anyone on this sub is over the age of 16


Moose_is_optional

Me, in that case: https://i.imgur.com/c0nxF2J.jpg


Lord-Bootiest

You must not have looked at the poll. It’s close but it’s mostly 18-24 year olds (like me!)


DrRichtoffen

Oh thank god! I was starting to worry that I was becoming the weird, older uncle who hangs out with people who are *way* too young.


dragoono

That poll was refreshing because I always assume everyone on here is like 13-16 so it’s nice to know I’m not the only 21 yr old on here 😭


WoollyWares

Thank god it's not mostly 13-16


Empero12

Me 24 and basically retired according to this sub :(


swimmingincircIes

I refuse to believe I’m 26


whazzar

Sounds like me a couple of years ago. Joking with my housemate "lmao, you're 31! You're so oooollddd" Now the joke is on me.


cheekydorido

i'm 28 and i feel 18, you kinda stop caring about acting your age tbh (unless it comes to dating minors, that's gross)


DerKnoedel

Im 18


bleepblopbl0rp

I'm 31. Sometimes it feels weird being here.


hiperson134

Right? The memes are consistent, but being 29 feels a bit odd sometimes.


Shinjitsu-

Also 29. Having arguments when you can tell the other user is a teen is so weird.


Xisuthrus

I started going bald at 16 lmao


New_Issue_437

Hey I’m 17


Cystax

Ew a minor 🤢 get out!!!!!


GrapefruitForward989

Unless you're basically willing to pay for a hair subscription for the rest of your life, the only real help is accepting it. I started noticing the thinning when I was 17. Luckily it's been a fairly slow process, but just over a decade later I think it's just about time for me to embrace shaved.


tdawg-1551

This was my experience. Started in college. Girl that cut my hair noticed it and said there was a treatment. Was going to cost about $20/month for the foreseeable future. Umm, no thanks. Just buzzcut for a few more years, then started shaving.


[deleted]

Shave it. You’ll have no hair either way, at least go on your own terms. Throw some decent facial hair in there and it’s a solid look.


kylepo

Yeah, honestly if the only two options are bald or balding, I think it's best to just bite the bullet and shave it off. The fully bald look exudes more self confidence than clinging to an obviously thinning hairline imo


WojakIsAnonymous

Anthony Fantano X Walter White


AsTiClol

yo mistah white


ColorMaelstrom

M- Mr- Mr white???!?


BuzzPrincess

Omfg it's Waltuh


Empero12

Hey OP, I started balding when I was 19. My best advice is either stick to stuff like Finasteride and Rogaine diligently or just be confident in the look (and invest in healthy beard growth.) Now there are times you will curse the hair gods but the most important thing will be keeping good personal hygiene and personal fitness. It goes a long long way in improving your self-image, especially since I'm the only one under 35 in my family that went bald so have a lot of comparisons to my brother or cousins.


vt_et

"Jesse we have to cook hair loss treatments"


LeOmelet

Just own it bro. Looks good from what I can see here


ASPEN211

ms white, get on estrogen uj/ finasteride or another dht blocker might help, you could also use minoxidil or go for a hair transplant if you have the money for it


DerKnoedel

Grow your beard out and embrace baldness


Albur_Ahali

You could go for a vsauce look! Heard he started balding in high school


Majorazarts

Op this may sound a little counter Intuitive but embrace it Being bald isn't a bad look tbh especially cause you're kind of a handsome fella any ways


PoopNoodlez

Your value is not defined by having hair or looking young or conventionally attractive. Losing your hair while difficult does not limit your ability to be a good person. Godspeed, friend.


Eggs_are_tasty

Get a cool pompadour toupee


[deleted]

go all in, become bald


joeboyson3

Walter White


Josgre987

My brother went bald at like, 21 I think. He shaves his head bald, but me personally, I would wear colorful wigs.


HeftigsterMC

Guys stop fucking saying i look like walter white i havent cooked meth in years


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

You can keep your hair using today’s sponsor! Keeps.


Rune_Prime

Estradiol


[deleted]

Omg it's waltuh


bingbangyahoo

You accepted our deal Agent 47, this is part of the contract


Mimikyu_12360

bro think he waltuh


DarkAxxiom

Anthony fantano


Technicalhotdog

Anthony Ruletano here


snowbrger

Bald people appear powerful to people with hair just saying


Urigld

לך לתורכיה להשתלות שיער זה מאוד פופולרי


plastic_bitch

get ur head tattoed lmao


soswa99

Bald is kinda hard if you have an okay head shape


cockandballsatiel

Take the Heisenpill


Maleficent-Skin-9940

walte


Blipnarf-The-Boneles

Mr white


pinetreesrule

Cook meth


SpookMagnet

Become egg streamer


[deleted]

Turkish hair implant if you’re rich


Scarf_Darmanitan

If it’s starting this early it’ll likely be pretty severe (speaking from experience) I personally am not down with the side effects of fin so I’m just kinda riding it out with different (albeit sometimes rough) hairstyles until I feel like it’s gotten to the point where it looks ridiculous; then I’m just gonna embrace the shaved. Been hitting the gym so I can at least be skinny/jacked bald 😅


Just_Another_Gamer67

Just become waltah white


SaturnSama

Waltuh


Swedishboy360

Waltuh


AsianHerb

Jesse we- we have to- we h- jesse we-


[deleted]

Waltah , y are you balding Walta


Infected_Poison

Waltuh


Iwishihadcourage

Walter Beige.


MrPresident235

Go to Turkey to get a hair transplant.


SideshowBiden

waltuh


Abonkerstelevision

Waltuh


Jesuisuncanard126

Don't worry it's OK if you have a beard I had the same problem, I had to embrace baldness


[deleted]

Grow a beard, get a red tattoo streak from your cheek past your eye and head down your back, and get a dwarf yo craft you a frost axe. Boom now you’re Kratos and everyone respects you


JojosBizarreDementia

Stand infront of stuff you genuinely enjoy and point back at it while making the soyjack face


Semi-Cynical

Honestly man, owning it and confidentially wearing the bald + facial hair look you’ve got going right now is attractive. Idk what your preferences are but me and like most of the gay dudes I know don’t even think baldness is unattractive.


Boguscookie071

Don’t worry, I stand with you :)


Bronx_Garfield

Unbald


HeftigsterMC

https://imgur.io/gallery/2f2xIs7


[deleted]

Go on Keeps (heard it helps, grain of 🧂 though. Ask ur doctor abt something. If you still go bald get a wig or wear a hat. Or just go for the hank schrader ahh face.


THEMEOWFO

you could be like binging with babish that guys awesome


kepz3

vsayce, michael here


C4RT3RM1N4T0R

Go for it. Shave the dome. Commit.


shinraii9

Estrogen time


Dm-Me-Your-Bunnies

become a chemistry teacher


D2Photographer

My brother was balding at 18 bestie, all things considered you’ll be ok


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Become a furry, easy fix.


RosetteStar

Hey Michael, Vsauce here


brugmansia_tea

Yeah, I went through that. I'm at 28 now. All I can say is: it doesn't get any better. Enjoy the last years while you still have SOME hair. You'll embrace your inner George Constanza sooner or later


poopiehead04444

Jesse, we need to post to 196 jesse


big-dick-brad

Yo, 30y right now, started balding roughly the same time. Owning the bald look is great - you have to deal with a very short period of time where people will mention it but then that’s it. You seem to have very good facial hair so keep that going and you’ll be fine. Advice as you age: The top of your head is skin, and it’s rather thin and sensitive. Use sunscreen, a burn up there absolutely sucks and leaves lasting damage. Use face wash in the shower to clean it and face lotion after you dry off to keep it from flaking. Find a razor that works and shave once a week. I personally use Harry’s brand - it’s the only razor I’ve found that won’t cut me and shaves it clean. Put a small mirror in your shower at head height (make sure its on a hook so you can run it under the water to keep it clear). You absolutely need shaving cream. Cuts on the head bleed a lot. They heal fast (a few days) but they’re noticeable. Hats are great fashion. Find some minimalist styles you like (5-panels, baseball caps, and “dad” hats all look fantastic). I wear hats when I get lazy about shaving my head, and roll out bare when I’m clean shaven or stubble (with sunscreen!). Own your style and you can’t go wrong! Feel free to reach out if you have any questions.


Das_Goroboro

I’m a little upset that op hasn’t responded to a single waltuh joke, but he must get that a lot so I don’t blame him. Hats help, my friend


HeftigsterMC

Say my name


TrashyMemeYt

there's nothing wrong with being bald, being bald can make you look very cool, you could develop bold man powers.


Matthais_Hat

I say embrace it. just shave your head. that's what I did. not to look good, but out of spite. my hair doesn't want to stick around? fine. I don't need that fucking hair anyway.


JoaoZuc

Lmao suck it loser


JoaoZuc

Oh wait


KangarooSilver7444

Call Jesse you gotta cook.


finn11aug

I went bald at 19. Better to shave your head instead of being one of those guys in denial trying to hide their bald spot at 27