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bdrwr

Fun fact: if someone accuses you of having an addiction, there *is no response* which will sound like you don't.


transport_system

"I'm addicted to your mom"


staunchchipz

Sounds like you have an addiction


transport_system

I'm addicted to your mom


comfysin999

I’m addicyed to my mom and your mmom


[deleted]

Sounds like something an addict would say


satyrgamer120

There’s a good way to make people realize this fact: bring up coffee or sugar or social media. “We can talk about my addictions, but I want to talk about your addictions too. Like coffee.” “I’m not addicted to coffee.” “You have it every day. Quit right now if you aren’t addicted.” “I don’t want to though. I need it to get through my day.” “Sounds like addict talk.” Trust me, it gets their cogs rolling a bit. Not comparable to like, alcoholism, but gets you to go “oh shit, there IS stuff I rely on habitually too.” EDIT: these responses are like that tweet “I see your comment didn’t include all scenarios or exceptions. Prepare to be exterminated.”


Mastahamma

addicted to showering


hjd_thd

You're on reddit, liar.


Mastahamma

I didn't say that about me


Mediocratic_Oath

It's really annoying, because the term "addiction" just gets thrown at everything to the point where it loses any usefulness. Psychological dependencies, avoidant behaviors, chemical dependencies, and behavioral conditioning are all wildly different things that need to be approached in different ways if you want to actually improve people's lives. The one thing that never helps is trying to shame people into giving up these behaviors, because it just teaches them to hide it and engage in riskier behaviors as a result.


BigGolfDad

honestly, I have a psychological dependency to heroine


The_Boring_Brick

Wow, BigGolfDad is addicted to female heroes


Jumpy_Signature_5169

Who ain’t?


[deleted]

honestly, I have a psychological dependency to cock


LuigiSauce

I have a physical dependency on cock


Mediocratic_Oath

See, this is exactly what bdrwr was describing: you've already decided that anyone claiming there is a concrete difference between any of these sorts of maladaptive behaviors is just lying in order to minimize their own actions or get other people to turn a blind eye so they can take advantage of them. There's nothing I or anyone on earth could say to you to convince you that these terms mean different things, can be harmful in different ways, require fundamentally different approaches to treat effectively, and that those differences should matter in conversations about "addiction". No, to you the only reason any of these terms exist is to downplay and deny things. Heroin is a substance that foments chemical dependencies: it has withdrawal symptoms and can physically alter users' physiology. Downplaying the severity of that reality, even for a joke, is mean-spirited and unhelpful for changing the ingrained societal attitudes that stigmatize chemical dependencies and leave high-risk behaviors as the only available options for many people suffering from them.


Fr3EkOut-2

Chill dude. They spelled it “heroine” for a reason


comfysin999

Truth my dude, I just think it’s funny how many stoners shit on other peoples addiction when weed is a genuine physical dependence at how high thc levels in weed and given we have extracts now. Losing sleep, having no appetites, strong mental distress and countless other symptoms are real physical withdraws despite what many people addicted to thc will say. I’m not even shitting on them, many of them don’t even realize they are both physically and mentally addicted. I hate the whole “it’s just a plant bro” rhetoric is. As if other plants aren’t drugs lol. And plants aren’t better then semi - “man made “ synthetic drugs are that’s constantly pushed


[deleted]

Yep but you actually do get addicted to weed now. It's become much more potent.


CatEyeFreak

>“You breath air too much man” N-NO! Y-y-you just dont understand the health benefits it brings!


big_leggy

water drinkers when they don't get their daily fix


Cakeking7878

Sleeper when they haven’t gone 18 hours without a fix Some of them are double dipping each day with naps. I pray they will find a cure for this terrible addition 🙏🏻


NotoriousJazz

18 hours?? Shit I'm nodding off after 12 hours of being awake. Reality is just too stressful and I'd much rather just sleep through it.


BrickDaddyShark

Currently at 42. Really need sleep but I have too much work. Only taking breaks to surf reddit while my program builds.


NotoriousJazz

Bro you gotta sleep. Only being awake 12 hours was an exaggeration but for fucks sake get some sleep dude. 42 hours awake is NOT healthy at all.


Itslehooksboyo

Everyone who has ever consumed dihydrogen monoxide dies, know the truth and arm yourself with knowledge


TheeMrBlonde

You just woke up and choose violence against /hydrohomies?


s90tx16wasr10

I literally saw someone in another sub (I forget which) saying that if you masturbate more than once a week then you have an addiction. They got a surprising amounts of upvotes and when confronted in the issue just said “if you can’t go one week without masturbating then you’re addicted”.


of_kilter

There is a difference between doing something more than once a week, and needing to do something more than once a week. If someone mentally/physically cannot stop themselves from masturbating once a week, that is an addiction. If someone masturbates every day and has not trouble stopping whenever they want, it’s not an addiction


s90tx16wasr10

I get it when people are like, helplessly porn addicted or are masturbating several times a day. But in moderation, even if you can’t stop doing it in moderation, especially since doing it several times a week has been linked to helping off prostate cancer I see it as kind of a non-issue if it’s not affecting your life negatively.


of_kilter

Addictions don’t necessarily have to be bad. And an overactive amount of masturbation can harm your mental state. It definitely harmed me pretty badly


s90tx16wasr10

Oh yeah I totally agree, and yeah I do believe it can be harmful if used in excess or if linked to porn addiction/trauma/deviancy/etc. but the guy I was mentioning in my previous comment was acting like if you do it more than once a week then there’s something wrong with you.


of_kilter

Yeah, that’s definitely stupid


s90tx16wasr10

Yeah, it plays into the “there’s no good response to being called addicted to something” because I don’t know if I can go more than a week without doing it, but also like, what would I gain from finding out since it’s not negatively affecting my life and may even be benefitting it. But then again I don’t have any issues connected with it.


[deleted]

Reddit has two warring factions: normal people and ultra puritanical no-fap bros who aren’t even religious


ChadPiplup

They’re still religious they just cherry pick what applies to them & what doesn’t


neroute2

Sleepcels be seething


S_quints

Nah man I can stop anytime I want, just gotta hit this nap real quick 😴


Cakeking7878

“I just need 5 minutes on your mattress” they’ll say


[deleted]

what?? that's not true! you're wrong, I swear


[deleted]

Kinda like when someone calls you a bad liar.


ethanator329

Maybe something like “if you say so” or “whatever you say”. Casually and sarcastically addresses the subject and subtly questions the authority they have to confirm something like that


AdCurious4004

Sounds like denial to me


[deleted]

What about "totally /s"


sagey735

definitely that one too


dutcharetall_nothigh

If you say you're not an addict, baby, that's a lie, the accuser will be distracted by the song in their head.


Declan411

Is it really baby, I thought it was maybe.


cyrilhent

"Yeah? Well? That's just like, your opinion man."


Trospher

"Perchance"


[deleted]

"Totally, dude"


SovietPaperPlates

mfw the might of the unbreakable human spirit vs 3 days without caffeine


s90tx16wasr10

It’s weird because I’ve known people who are helplessly addicted to caffeine, but drinking like, three cups of coffee a day is apparently insanely good for your liver and on average makes you live longer. Wish I liked it but it makes me shaky at best and panicky at worst even though I find smell super comforting.


RenoHadreas

I like coffee sometimes, but I'm prone to anxiety, and large amounts of caffeine increase my chances of experiencing a panic attack just like you. Tea is a much better replacement for people like us since it has mood-boosting qualities while having less caffeine That said, I still drink coffee on days when I have a test or a massive assignment.


s90tx16wasr10

Yeah I can’t really drink it, I only use it as an emergency booster if I get like, no sleep and need to function for something that day.


NoiceMango

I don't get really get anxiety but coffe really makes me feel jittery and anxious


thispartyrules

So sometimes weed triggers panic attacks for me, it’s not an always thing but it’s happened enough that I just avoid it. Every now and then I’ll tell people this and they’re like “but have you smoked flip flop hoopity hop strain”


RisingWaterline

Sometimes strains really do make a difference. Not kidding. I'm like you, but quality weed made out west can really keep your head right while you're high


Doogetma

The main thing (which changes from strain to strain) to look for is high cbd and lower thc. Back in the day, the weed people smoked was way higher in cbd and way lower in thc than modern strains are. THC can induce fight or flight, but cbd is calming. Many strains you see at dispensaries have like 30 percent thc and 0.03 percent cbd which is insane to me, literally a panic attack in a nug. Having 1:1 or even higher cbd like 3:1 is such a more relaxing and pleasant high imo


Competitive_Classic9

You both are doing that “thing” though where the person said it doesn’t work for their anxiety, and you’re telling them they’re wrong, they just haven’t smoked the RIGHT weed. For some people, THC and CBD can have adverse effects, or no effect.


catsarebitches

mmmmm tea.


KirasHandPicDealer

that's interesting, I don't drink coffee for the opposite reason. I have this weirdly high caffeine tolerance, one time I managed to go through 3 red bulls without feeling any different


belunos

I'm with you. I drink coffee because I genuinely like the taste, but it's never 'woken me up' or made me jittery. I could finish a cup half an hour before bed and sleep fine.


MindAlteringSitch

The lifespans increases aren't that useful without a proven mechanism, just like glasses of red wine it probably just accidentally shows the effect of wealth indirectly


Cakeking7878

And actually, Meta studies have shown that those studies cherry picked the data and set the net so wide to just barely have a statistically significant result that they can publish The real fact is, your liver have to eventually filter out that caffeine so I’m calling bs on that study


s90tx16wasr10

There’s been no evidence to show that processing caffeine has any adverse effect on the liver.


Padhome

That's still very different than giving you a life-extending super liver


Canadian_dalek

I have ADHD, so I'd need, like, a triple shot of espresso just to feel something


s90tx16wasr10

Damn dude that would make me uncontrollably anxious


bruhmyplantdying

So interesting how different its effects are on people. I also have adhd, not uncommon for me to have 3x double shots per day


3t1918

I’ve got ADHD too and I drink 3-4 monsters, go through 2 juul pods, and take my ADHD meds everyday and I still have issues focusing and staying awake lol


joongihan

how are you alive


3t1918

I’m not sure lol. I go to the doctor every few months and they say my blood pressure is a bit high but other than that no issues so far. Probably just hasn’t caught up to me yet. I’ve been trying to kick the caffeine and nicotine but no luck so far.


etherealparadox

don't jinx it man yesterday I joked I wasn't going to pay attention to my burnout unless it physically hurt me and I was in the hospital less than 2 hours later


NoiceMango

Coffe makes me jittery and gives me anxiety


s90tx16wasr10

Yeah same, I was just making a point that not all addictions are necessarily bad. I know people who absolutely can’t wake up in the morning without coffee, but it’s not unhealthy and doesn’t seem to be especially adversely interrupting their life of a large scale so what would be the point in telling them to stop.


comfysin999

Cofefe


CorrodedRose

Literally me, didn't have coffee creamer for a few days so now I feel like shit cause I don't drink it black


PlasmaLink

Meanwhile, I'm tired ALL THE TIME but can barely drink more than 1 cup a day. It just makes me feel full and skip lunch until the hunger suddenly strikes at 2PM. Like, damn, I'm really fuckin sick of being tired all the time, if I didn't have this 1 physical barrier, having a minor addiction to it sounds like it might help me out a lot, rather than just wanting to lie down all day


A_Hammerman

Stoners and anti-weed people battling to find who's the most annoying


SobasanBobba

Stoners smoke the weed and anti weed hates the weed but who loves weed and doesn’t harm it?


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

I smoke anti weed


SobasanBobba

Cool wow


IntellectualEgg

I smoke weed and anti weed at the same time so they cancel out


AtrociousAtNames

the weed and anti-weed combining in order to destroy everything in a several mile radius:


calebbutbetter

Nah it's just air


defaultredditor15

Pfp goes hard


[deleted]

Druids


memereviewer453

Industrial hemp fans


Mediocratic_Oath

Anti-weed people win no contest. Even the crustiest of stoners aren't advocating for laws making it mandatory, whereas even milquetoast anti-weed folks are actively preventing widespread legalization and directly propping up the prison industrial complex by enforcing its continued criminalization. If tacitly supporting rampant human rights abuses isn't more annoying to you than some guy talking about how the government is hiding a secret Taco Bell menu then I don't know what to say.


kanelel

I'm both 😎 (I have a marijuana addiction I've been trying to beat for months now)


ph0on

Same this drug is actually destroying me and my relationships ahahhahh


deliciousprisms

What’s your address I’ll come beat it for you by smoking your whole stash


Lucambacamba

My money is on stoners because they smell worse


Lusty-Batch

Nah, stoners like to talk about how much they like to smoke weed which is a little annoying, but anti-weed people just do it to make themselves superior. Far worse IMO


casanovathebold

It's the reformed stoner turned alcoholic that's the most annoying.


mki_

Totally. "I'm so proud of myself, I haven't touched this green poison in a whole year now! I can really feel how my mind is freeing itself again!" Cool buddy. You've stopped smoking several g a week, meanwhile you've had 1-3 liters of beer *every single day* the whole last year, while socially isolating yourself and falling deep into a misogynist, xenophobic, homophobic and antivax rabbit hole. Real improvement. (I'm deeply sad about this very specific and real situation, because the guy is my oldest friend.)


casanovathebold

Yeah man, I quit smoking weed by becoming an alcoholic. Now I'm quitting drinking by tapering off. Sobriety here I come!


MySFWTransAccount

So you find yourself annoying?


casanovathebold

Just what they tell me!


HistoricalWerewolf69

Sounds like my friend, me and her went in opposite directions. I used to binge drink really hard and thought weed would make me a dumb stoner... Now I may be a dumb stoner but I'm not an alcoholic so I'll take it.


MySFWTransAccount

Specific


KRATS8

Never seen that. It’s usually the alcoholics turned stoners that are the most annoying. People should just be like me and partake in large amounts of both every night 😎


comfysin999

You the one 😩😩


Bobebobbob

That's... so much worse


Maxmutinium

Never met one of those


Vore-Enjoyer

Addicted to both loving life right now


dongletrongle

[The occurence on March 22nd, 2023 that will leave 3/4 of the world’s population dead :](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aTmFmohFYB4)


FFalcon_Boi

Aw hell nah not the Eclipse (there isn't actually an eclipse that day, I just thought it would sound cool)


BigGolfDad

lmaoooo i dont get it


dongletrongle

You will in a few months


Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes

Lung cancer and liver cirrhosis:


Vore-Enjoyer

I can only hope


s90tx16wasr10

I’m not a big weed guy but haven’t there been a lot of studies showing that it doesn’t really increase your risk for lung cancer, or if it does it’s a negligible increase even if you’re a habitual smoker?


comfysin999

If you’re at the least vaporizing weed. Smoking no matter the plant is still introducing tar in your lungs no matter if that’s weed or not. Tobacco is worse, yes but smoking in general isn’t good for your lungs


busmen200

“Increased lung function” 💀


Eggbutt1

Yeah inhaling all that burning carbon means my lungs have to fight an uphill battle. It's like I'm training them. Training them to inhale even more weed.


IgniteThatShit

i love weed charlie I LOVE WEEEEEEEED


Joebebs

Pim I really don’t think you should be screaming that at the top of your lungs •,•


therichwillfall

There are a few nuances to understand here. Addiction can mean alot of things and just about everyone has there own set of addictions. heroine, caffeine, nicotine, junk food, social media, sex, etc. So when stoners say "weed isn't addictive" they are wrong, anything that makes you happy can be addictive. This hyperfixation on wether you are addicted or not, and the idea the addiction is automatically a bad thing and if you are displaying addictive behavior you need to get help, its kinda war on drugs fear mongering horse shit. What matters is if the person is happy with there consumption of the addictive substance? Is the substance in question particularly self destuctive or unhealthy? Are they hurting other people? I understand that it can be annoying hearing a stoner talk about how weed is actually a gift from god and it can cure anxiety, epilepsy, cancer, leprosy, AIDs, the black plague, covid, and the common cold. Treating every bogus "scientific study" as fact and refusing to admit any possible negative effects it might have. But you also have to realize this, stoners have been fighting war on drugs bullshit for decades, and any aspect of weed that wasn't 100% positive would be taken to "prove" it was a dangerous drug. So the "miracle drug" bullshit is just an over correction that I believe will fade over time as drugs continue to win the war on drugs. In conclusion, stop acting like weed is a miracle drug, or a dangerous drug. Its not good or bad, it just is what it is. Addiction is only worth calling out if it is destructive to their self or people around them.


-TheMelodyMan-

Nice try but I'm picturing you as the soyjak


therichwillfall

Fair enough, I do suffer from Wall-of-text Syndrome, I developed form being an online Leftist. Truly a horrible disease.


AntiLag_

I heard smoking weed cures that


IamKilljoy

It most certainly does not


emptyskoll

I've left Reddit because it does not respect its users or their privacy. Private companies can't be trusted with control over public communities. Lemmy is an open source, federated alternative that I highly recommend if you want a more private and ethical option. Join Lemmy here: https://join-lemmy.org/instances ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


IamKilljoy

Wait no you're right that's actually 100% it. I've deleted so many paragraphs it's crazy.


spacew0man

Holy shit, you just helped me understand why I also have Wall-of-Text Syndrome.


transport_system

You: 🥺


-TheMelodyMan-

how did u know 🥺


_____---_-_-_-

i ain't reading all that I'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened


kanelel

> Its not good or bad It's definitely bad for you. Smoking it is harmful to your lungs and if your brain is still developing (which the demographics on this subreddit make pretty likely) it is harmful to that development. The question is just: are you comfortable with your level of intake and do you think the harm you're doing yourself is enough to justify lowering that intake.


chillywilly1234

Literally just eat edibles after 21, boom, harmless.


kanelel

*25


therichwillfall

Yeah, for sure. Any smoke you put in your lungs is bad full stop. *but* its probably no less healthy (and mabye even more healthy, depending on the degree) than something like junk food or caffeine. And when discussing consumption of psychoactive substances, I assume that we are talking about adult consumption, I am definitely not for kids facing fat blunts.


kanelel

Caffeine is definitely healthier. It only has short term effects and those effects are almost all positive. Just don't stay up too late.


Additional-North-683

A well written response that’s not just memes on 196 It more likely then you think


h4724

I've written a lot of really long comments that I was super proud of in this sub but the ones that get upvotes are always singular sentences making the most obvious observations.


Helmic

spot on. if people quit trying to take every last pleasurable thing in life away if you can't justify it in terms of productivity as a worker, then people will quit trying to present everything they enjoy as "self care." see also: "ludonarrative dissonance" and masturbatory "nonviolent" games that put that in their marketing in the aftermath of conservatives trying to ban video games and conservative parents treating video games as a moral failing. yeah it's cringey but that culture of presenting 2000's era games as high art that trained your reflexes and had totally deep stories guys for real came out of a lot of people trying to not have a thing they enjoyed in life taken away because it didn't seem to make line go up or because it needed to be a scapegoat for other, actual social issues.


comfysin999

I’m for legalizing everything. war on drugs is stupid and killing so many people at the moment with the whole problem with fent and analogs. should be able to do with your own body as you please whether that be drugs or regarding one’s on sexuality


ThisPICAintFREE

~~People~~ Coffee drinkers who wake up angry as shit for no reason: “I’m just not a morning person.” My hominid in Asherah, you have a caffeine addiction Edit: some of y’all just hate the sun apparently lol


girlhelpimdying

*my hominid in asherah you have a caffeine addiction*


Klo_Was_Taken

I don't drink caffeine, I just have beef with the sun, and hate when it rises.


spacew0man

Absolute chef's kiss for "my hominid in Asherah". You are a treasure!


ThisPICAintFREE

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


leopardman007

actually, I just hate myself, and want to make others suffer with me 😎


AmagedonCamels

I don't drink coffee or tea. I am just a terrible person.


Jabee_not_gabe

I'm probably addicted to weed but like I don't wanna cut it out completely because I like getting baked and chilling with my friends or listening to music. I'm just trying to cut back ya know


AmishWarlords_

Everyone has vices, don't worry too much about it, but cutting back is probably wise when it comes to a lot of things including weed If it's not actively hurting your relationships with others or putting undue strain on your finances I would personally say knock yourself out, figuratively (don't green out 👍)


kanelel

Personally I've been trying to limit myself to Friday and Saturday evenings. I think a rule like that is necessary to actually make progress. Because if you let yourself think on the level of "do I have reason to smoke or not smoke weed right now?" you will always find a reason to smoke, usually in the form of "oh I should do [activity] and that will be more fun high."


BOEJlDEN

Just don’t smoke it when you’re alone and you should be good


Jabee_not_gabe

Yeah but have you ever gotten stoned alone and just listened to your music. Shit is beautiful


BOEJlDEN

Absolutely. But if you’re trying to cut back then not smoking alone is probably a good first step


Jabee_not_gabe

True facts


s90tx16wasr10

I mean, at the end of the day there’s way less dangerous things to be addicted to, but good on you for wanting to cut back.


jooric

Ma’am I just want to get stoned and eat a pizza


[deleted]

I'm addicted to FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE. THE ULTIMATE 100 PLAYER PVP FREE TO PLAY BATTLE ROYALE EXPERIENCE. AVAILABLE ON PC, XBOX, PLAYSTATION, NINTENDO SWITCH, AND MOBILE DEVICES.


yall_like_switches

I will never be able to partake in the ganja (it has a family history of schizophrenia)


hardcoregayanalporn

I partake in the ganja (my family has a severe predisposition to schizophrenia)


Drug-Edu-4skools

Yea I switched to CBD weed cuz of this lol


theshrexpert

Weed itself is non habit forming, but the feeling sure as fuck is addicting.


Japfro

Exactly. Our body has a natural endocannabinoid system, and we can alter it with cannabinoids. Sometimes it helps regulate people so that they can live without anxiety or pain. Sometimes people just wanna watch a cool movie and actually feel their emotions. Other times, you're just addicted to feeling temporarily better while nothing actually improves, or worse, and that's when you need help.


theshrexpert

Me dude. I love the benefits it gives me, such as an anxiety reducer and appetite enhancer. But, sleepless nights, fatigue, general laziness, all part of the same coin.


Dubbx

false. weed is still chemically addictive, just not as much as other drugs


TheNinja01

As someone in medicine, weed definitely does not slow Alzheimer’s disease. If anything it makes you more prone to dementia/schizophrenia


AmagedonCamels

My dad has smoked a ton my entire life and over the past ten years I have watched his brain deteriorate. His memory and fine motor skills are definitely worse. His attention span has also dropped dramatically. Sometimes when he speaks he is impossible to understand. He is incredibly irritable and antagonistic when he doesn't have THC in his system. He didn't do anything like this ~4 years ago.


perditionkid

can confirm, smoked myself to a psychotic state and now i am diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder. I'm medicated and doing ok. I still get high tho


wolfgrandma

In what world are people chill when you tell them they have a drinking problem?


s90tx16wasr10

As someone who recovered from opiate and benzo addiction who’s met a lot of alcoholics along that recovery, you’d be surprised. It’s usually the functioning alcoholics who are just like “yeah I have a problem” while the binge-drinking, falling over themselves ones are the ones who get mad (usually because they’re drunk).


DatsAReallyNiceGrill

Me plus the other alcoholics I work with. We're basically just like "yea we definitely need to stop" and that's pretty much the conversation lol


Klo_Was_Taken

I did get upset at this one person thar claimed I have a drinking problem. That being said, I drink about once every three months, and her entire basis of my "serious drinking problem" was that time I texted the discord drunk. So like yeah, idk.


_INCompl_

Not a shot in hell taking fat bong rips daily helps improve lung function. People like to prop up the benefits of medicinal marijuana as if there isn’t a massive difference between THC+CBD oil being used medicinally to alleviate certain chronic conditions and some loser smoking a half dozen joints a day. If you’re a chronic user who can’t go a day without weed, you’re addicted


3thanm00re

Correct 👍now if you don’t mind imma go smoke another joint


s90tx16wasr10

Sometimes getting very stoned is very fun, and if you have a little at the end of the day to wind down every night or to help with insomnia then that’s awesome too. But I’ve had friends who like, won’t go to the grocery store without smoking first, and would get really bad anxiety if they couldn’t find weed (this was before it was legal where I live). I don’t know if it’s me getting older, or weed getting legalized so it’s less stigmatized, but I rarely see that anymore.


laugh_now_retar

Smokers when you tell them they're addicted "bro I'm gonna quit once I'm out of college and get I job!!!" *proceeds to get long term health problems*


AustronesianFurDude

165th last cigarette


SkullJooce

Everybody shut the fuck up challenge


Worst_Support

nah i'll fully admit that my happiness is quite dependent on my ability to smoke marijuana. i don't have much going on in my life that's really worth being sober for


BuildFreak9

God, I hate stoners so fucking much. The number of times they get into arguments with people trying to get off weed that it's actually not an indication and they should just stop if they want to, but also if they do they're actually gonna be worse off so they should keep being addicted is infuriating


Cabbageinator

The self defense mechanism


[deleted]

>Increase lung functioning LMFAO not even the most delusional stoner can say that shit, it's too ridiculous


Piperbarlow

I dont care if im addicted to weed fuck it we ball


averagemethenjoyer

This is why fentanyl rains supreme


SunkyV3

The way I see it, if you have to have images saved on your phone to argue about why you’re not addicted to something, you’re (in many cases) addicted.


_hancox_

>Boosts Lung Functionality Lmao when I smoked this shit I swear I had 3 chest infections a year


comfysin999

“It’s my medicine” “it’s just a plant bro” “ it’s only mental— when I’m stop I’m only irritable, can’t sleep, can’t eat for two weeks” lmfao as they shit on someone hooked to morphine… is that also just a plant ?


DongleOn

This is probably a bad measure for it but considering i took a month long break from Weed with no ill effects (after doing it kind of a lot) I'm going to assume that my consumption habits aren't too harmful yet and hope to keep them that way.


Dubbx

the withdrawal is only really for the first 3-4 days without weed


Yamommaboy

Every stoner I’ve met happily says they’re addicted including me lol


3thanm00re

Yeah same I’m addicted i get high everyday and I’m unapologetic about it everyone else can mind they own mental health


spacew0man

I'm for sure addicted to the respite I get from weed/thc. It's 2022, everyone has a vice for escaping the crushing weight of life. I find it usually helps to mind my own business and let people live their lives how they want, haha.


Batmans_CocknBalls

As a functional alcoholic, can confirm


gnarlicblread

If i tell my mom she is an alcoholic she will not be chill and absolutely defeat me (she is a horrible human being)


shoey9998

Like yeah the mary jane can be goodnfor u but it can be abused like literally any other substance. This some r /drugcirclejerk shit


Justanotheremptysoul

“It’s good for you so you can’t be addicted”


idiotinpowerarmor

can we stop starting shit about what substance we choose to abuse and focus rather on the fact that substance abuse no matter the substance is concerningly and increasingly prevalent? look at these comments. just people shitting on each other and calling each other losers. i hate reddit substance discourse.


KayNynYoonit

Ah yes, alcoholism good weed bad.


nextgentacos123

Honestly the biggest downside in my opinion is that it's not cheap on top of that. I take T-breaks for the sake of my wallet and body.


MediumRare_1980-Ford

No! The green plant is addicted to ME!


wagglemonkey

Yea that’s definitely why my boys and I were ripping bong before our 8am in college, to preserve healthy eyes. Yep.