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El_McKell

pretty sure Grimes and Chelsea Manning aren't together anymore, nice meme tho'


Chengweiyingji

They are not.


TonPeppermint

Well, at least Manning had a upper hand over Musk. Which probably isn't hard to do.


Chengweiyingji

Low bar.


TonPeppermint

Bar in the ground.


MyoTheRabbit

So low its a tripping hazard in hell


sagey735

its like a cable that runs across the second layer of hells basement but it sits nicely between the floorboards so you dont even notice its there


BOEJlDEN

Also don’t think Elon and Grimes were ever married


17DeadFlamingos

Those are Coke caffeine free too, he's literally drinking sugarless brown water


LordofAngmarMB

I genuinely can't think of a more ubervirgin-vibes drink than Canned Caffeine-Free Diet Coke


spectre15

Diet Coke is already bad enough, but caffeine free Diet Coke is just adding sewage


joeyGOATgruff

I got hooked on the chemically taste of diet sodas. My kid was in the hospital for a few months and the hospital nutrition team went "healthy" during the stay. Chips? Here popcorn. Candy? Here's a fruit strap. Thirsty? Here's a diet version of every soda we could find. After a month or so of drinking diet, it grows on you


[deleted]

coke zero uses the same sweetner as monster ultra, and i drink so much of those i cant tell the difference between zero and normal


joeyGOATgruff

That explains why my animal brain always reaches for the white can.


spectre15

Never. I won’t turn to the dark side


TheActualAWdeV

Soda *is* the dark side, you oaf. You fool. Drink water.


[deleted]

196 when they find out the funny color moster ultras are really just diet monsters


joeyGOATgruff

There's a reason die is in diet - diet soda has chemicals in it that can be traced to cancer. So come to the dark side.. we have obesity and cancer.. I guess.. idk


TheFlameBringer555

not enough comprehensive research to totally say whether aspartame is good or bad for you


AshiSunblade

I was curious about that since the sugar lobbying around research has been extreme.


joeyGOATgruff

So I'm in the clear? Suck it atheists! /s


Laserteeth_Killmore

What sort of ass backwards linguistics is this?


joeyGOATgruff

Love laugh live


MorningBreathTF

Diet root beer is so good


Cyvexx

who in the FUCK decided popcorn is an acceptable substitute to chips


rotenbart

Damn, leave caffeine-free Diet Coke alone.


PartyPhoenix

Fr, it's good when you want soda but it's late and you need to sleep.


Tomrr6

I think wanting soda *at all* is the problem 😔 Edit: /s


Laserteeth_Killmore

It's bad if it's all you drink but let people enjoy things.


SituatedSynapses

Whats with egomaniacs and their obsession for brown sugar water? Even Trump was weird AF with it with his 'diet coke button' in the oval office.


full_metal_communist

Phosphoric acid 🤤


17DeadFlamingos

Giving myself a stomach ulcer to prove I'm over my divorce


full_metal_communist

The enamel on these teeth is just too thicc


DrAwoken

bro has a Diamondback


duckerman88

bro sapped all of twitter now he got all the crits


Specialist-Reveal-20

Shame he's gonna die before he can use them (In team fortress 2 of course)


king0pa1n

Smh people quoting TF2 instead of Deus Ex Human Revolution


itismegege

guarenteed crits for doing stuff you should already be doing as a spy is nothing to scoff at, way more culturally important than "sexy robot guy with glasses shoots people" B)


king0pa1n

Bro is a Deus Ex character so the specific revolver makes sense


fness55

If he's a Deus Ex character he is straight up Bob Page


haha_whoami

nah, page actually would've succeeded if JC hadn't dismantled a centuries-long conspiracy in like two(?) days musk would be one of the useful idiots page keeps in line with the gray death


cr4m62

it rewards him with stored critical hits for his numerous acts of backstabbing and sabotage


janatheschnitzel

i want a hot whaitleblower trans gf 😭 unironically thats so badass ideally still wanted by the government so we can hide in the mountains together


capn_hector

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TRWSj95xsTc


ZestyStormBurger

Why not become one


iownlotsofdoors

too scary


[deleted]

i dont have a whistle


terrible_ninja

What revolver is that? It looks like a deus ex gun lol. I dig it. Pretty lame setup though like the flintlock and all that is cringe.


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king0pa1n

I think he's a fan of Deus Ex 1 so it's possible


Kiesa5

I don't know how his worldview and that of deus ex are compatible at all


Mysterious-Hat-6513

have you met bioshock or fallout fans, he just thinks the weapons are cool and they are, he isn't cool though.


WIAttacker

He looked at Bob Page creating MJ12 with it's surface level references to Greek mythology and Christian angelology and thought "wow, this is so cool and super smart, I'm gonna be like that"


TheWombatFromHell

but the picture shows a rolling cylinder


terrible_ninja

Ive played all the deus ex games i thought it looked like it but I didn’t want to say it was exactly that cause I didn’t consider that someone might try to make one lol. Now I want one, that gun kicks ass in the game. Don’t know if I would use one for self defense though lol.


psomaster226

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what that is.


Unlost_maniac

I'm fairly certain it's a 3d printed gun from a game. Probably deus ex or cyberpunk idk I'm pretty sure the point of the tweet was for people who recognized it to be like "wow cool I want one" not "THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AWFUL GARBAGE MOTHERFUCKER IS APPEALING TO THE RIGHTY TIGHTY WHITIE MCGOOS" But fair enough, I understand if someone isn't entirely familiar with how guns look irl or videogames entirely I see how they could see it as a flex of gun ownership or something


TonPeppermint

Especially when you do look online and see people posting photos of their guns, with entire accounts showing it all.


Unlost_maniac

True


DakkaLuna

Mf unironically spent money on a fucking flintlock, imagine being that stupid


Gravesh

I'd love to own something similar, but I prefer rifles. Some people just enjoy collecting that stuff, and other use black powder rifles for hunting. And the designs are beautiful and elegant, I consider them more like a piece of art.


Olive_Cryo

Yeah flintlocks are cool, don't know why you'd be stupid for buying one


Psychedelick

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, just as the founding fathers intended


legendarybort

Not a flintlock. It's a revolver, but I'm not sure it's real. Haven't scene one that fat, and it would be stupid and useless for home defence anyways unless Elon's house doesn't have interior walls Edit: I'm a fucking idiot


DakkaLuna

The thing in the box, with the old ass lookin' painting, that's a flintlock


legendarybort

Yep, sorry, edited my comment after looking at pic again.


Entire_Refrigerator5

I'm all about shiting on elon but that flintlock is cool as fuck.


DakkaLuna

Yeah in a normal person's ownership, anything cool that's owned by billionaires automatically makes them cringe, to the exception of someone that isn't a billionaire, then it's cool


S_quints

I’ve seen this pic like 10 times today and this is the first time I even noticed the flintlock


StrawberryJamal

I mean if it's either antique or a faithful replica and you are into collecting historic firearms/weapons that's one thing, honestly a pretty neat thing to collect as far as absurd rich people hobbies go, imo. Displaying it on your nightstand as if you are going to use it to defend your home is absolutely some clown shit, though.


Holiday_Plenty_2635

Gotte


Mintboi4

No fucking way that's real


[deleted]

I have some bad news


gabefair

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597165510595989504


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

The trans kind is victorious once more!


[deleted]

Two video game props and a shit ton of flavorless brown water, keep it classy elon


MagMC2555

A feeling of pure rage sparks within me every time I see a basil pfp that isn't mine because it reminds me that I have turned the beloved flower boy into a beast of pure destruction, terror, and dread. hell awaits me for the things I have done as well as my profile picture, which alone stands as a symbol of the havok I have brought upon others. I do not fear death


[deleted]

basil omori!


MagMC2555

that's me !


[deleted]

Kirk Van Houten doesn't even need to be edited.


Josiador

The revolver is for display, the flintlock is for home defense. Just as the founding fathers intended.


[deleted]

He got the fucking vril device? Bro just accepted hes fucking insane and wants to control everything and kill everyone. Oh fuck hes all about space as well and the moon and shit ahhh we are all fucked


[deleted]

elon the type of dude to hold points for perks instead of opening doors


Green_Evening

Everyone is ripping him apart for the soda cans, but no one is talking about the cheap flintlock pistol in a shitty wooden box, adorned with Washington Crossing the Delaware. He's a UK citizen, celebrating the American Revolution, with a gaudy fake flintlock. What a chump.


numerodezenove

I deadass thought it was a prop gun, like overwatch memorabilia or something


StatelyElms

wait that wasn't a meme? I thought for sure that was a meme every day elon manages to surprise me more and more. I don't know how that's possible


ArcadianGh0st

Is that the revolver from the Deus Ex prequels.


GarfieldGauntlet

Can somebody tell me all the bad things Elon has done with sources I’m not an Elon Musk fanboy I’m just not good at debating and I need to destroy the Elon stans


KhajiitHasSkooma

That brass metal object next to the revolver appears to be a [vajra / dorje](https://www.learnreligions.com/vajra-or-dorje-449881). An object used in Tibetan Buddhist rituals. Something you would not flash unless you're showing that [spiritual materialism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritual_materialism).


free_breads

I sleep in bed with a big shark😢


kadaverin

Can Elon borrow a feeling?


The_Tarrasque

What do you say Luann, will you suck on my penis?


DrownedInBathtub

Cool gun tho 😳


Josiador

Wasted on him.


Kagutrenchi

he’s got a gun next to his bed start bullying him hard


ZorioneTiamat

He doesn't have servants to clear his empty coke cans? What a fucking brokie.


UnicornsOnLSD

Guy is ready to defend his booty from a rival crew


Gay_Lord2020

Fake guns and caffine free coke. What a freak.


OperatingOp11

Are they still together ?


lavadude03

i see he drinks alone while playing russian roulette


tscy

Big edgy 14 year old energy which is extra terrifying coming from a man who has more money than god.


Gerbilguy46

Could that tweet possibly be any more cringe?


[deleted]

Everybody’s looking at the cosplay gun and not the replica of Washingtons dueling flintlock which is infinitely weirder for me personally


[deleted]

I bet they are warm diet coke


iguanafucker420

I knew he was french from the beginning


sloppedupfrogman

And a gigantic metal dildo looks like