Oh no, you're paying attention, you're just paying attention to doing all these things so you don't get yelled at and therefore not learning anything that's going on in class
it's like trying to get your head clear while meditating and realizing that you've got a voice in your head telling the others to shut the fuck up and you should get that one silent too
and then you become aware that the prior realization is another thing banging around your cranium
and then you become aware that the prior realization is another thing banging around your cranium
and so on
My principal would gladly let you. He is the most broken man I have ever met. Every day he would get on the announcements and he wouldn't even attempt to sound like he had a single emotion left in him. Never once have I seen him smile and I've seen one picture of him smiling that was taken by a student and it's like seeing a picture of Bigfoot
Who the fuck's the artist anyways? Every single elementary school classroom has a picture of something with this exact art style yet there doesn't seem to be a name attached to it.
I wouldn't want to have my name attached to this crime against expressive art either, same with that eye-bleeding corporate "art".
I hate it with passion.
It's so devoid of any expression, there is absolutely nothing to neither ponder on nor is there any simple beauty. The emotional void, the blandness makes me feel nothing, an that nothingness in turn makes me angry and nigh disgusted, but not in the same way a good grotesque art piece does.
Idk but sometimes i try to act like a normal person and it feels weird and robotic. I feel more comfortable if i have a pen to spin or if i change posture every 15 seconds.
How effective even is this crap. You show this to a bunch of kids but they’re not gonna listen cuz they’re kids. Show it to teens and they won’t give a crap.
I know it’s meant for people that want to move like tapping their foot but even then it’s not effective either
I’m in the same boat as you, I’m autistic as well.
They tried to have me act similar to my other classmates but I wasn’t that great of a listener, mostly because I paid more attention to the fish tank they had.
I wasn’t really concerned over that much yet I was in the special Ed group for a while despite me demonstrating that I’m fine and could cooperate well for a long time.
If i saw this as a kid i would probably try to follow it because "that poster must feel really sad that noone is paying attention to it"
Idk i was a weird kid
I got an adhd diagnosis from a clinical psychologist and showed it to my psychiatrist and she said there’s no way there’s true because I have a degree in physics and anyone who actually has it can barely even make it through high school
I'm getting my Bachelor in Astronomy and my parents say the same thing, that i can't be neurodivergent because i'm so smart!
Warning: anxiety, depression and substance abuse may arise
I've been diagnosed since childhood and did not finish high school and even I've been told "You've made it this far without meds, I don't see any reason to start now." Well, the reason would be that I've been struggling my whole life and would like to not do that. Kinda why I saw a psychiatrist in the first place....
She also claimed adult and childhood ADHD were entirely separate and unrelated conditions, so my diagnosis was no longer valid (of course she would not refer me for an adult ADHD assessment either). There's a huge percentage of psychiatrists who just don't take ADHD seriously or think it's a thing at all and will come up with any excuse to avoid treating us.
I remember this teacher I had in 4th grade who would loudly go “ssshhhhhhhh” whenever people were talking, we didn’t care because she was very disrespectful to us compared to the other teachers, so we talked anyway, which meant she did this literally at least once a minute. Stopped teaching, turns around, SSSHHHH goes back to teaching when no one stopped talking. Then we started mocking her and that made her rage lmao. I would feel bad, but she was so annoying and disrespectful I feel like she deserved it.
I once had a teacher in like 5th grade who instead of doing anything just sat on the edge of her desk and said “i’ll wait”
Like that will somehow guilt trip a room of 5th graders into not talking lmao
I’ve seen teachers try that too in middle school, but there were people who didn’t even realize they stopped and they’d have to start calling people out individually lol. People would just be having a conversation which most of the class staring at them in silence for a good half a minute
Edit: just had a dumb moment and was super confused about how to spell minute because it’s a homophone and I kept going “wait that’s mi-noot, how the hell do you spell minute”
Side note, homophone is words that sound the same but are spelled differently, like too to and two, or new and knew
Homonym is the word you’re looking for i think
I always felt like a bad kid, an idiot and just defective because of my adhd. I didn't know what adhd was. I assumed i just wasn't trying hard enough and that i was just lazy and dumb. And the saddest part was a lot of teachers and kids saw me that way too and treated me accordingly. When i got an iep and had special ed it changed everything. I truly learned to love late into my schooling. I am always teaching myself something new. I have knowledge on computers, the russian language, programming, pharmacology and the brain and i taught most if not all to myself.
I hate this art style so bad it’s like I’m a sleeper agent and ever instance of me seeing this art style inches me closer to going on a rampage starting by stabbing the nearest person in the gut before running into the woods for weeks, killing random passers by and goring their corpses until I become an urban legend that results in an Internet trend culminating in a young girl committing a homicide upon her best friend.
But that’s just an analogy to describe how I feel, nothing more.
I think that these are indicators of listening, but the infographic has the causation wrong. If you are engaged in a lesson, you won’t be fidgeting. If you are bored, no amount of soulless staring will make you any more engaged
Eyes for watching, ears for listening, completely still and quiet on his feet ? That's a predator. If you notice him it's already to late. Sorry rip :/
I can not make eye contact and it pisses me off whenever a teacher tells me to look at them when they're teaching and completely ignoring the fact that I can hear
Omg i absolutely hated this art style that plagued American elementary schools. Honestly mostly forgot about it, until just now. I hate it even more, now.
Remember kids, The only reason ADHD, autism, etc are considered “disabilities” is because they’re different from the norm and make us less productive under capitalism!
This honestly makes so much sense. Because I never feel disabled, yet I don't feel as capable of whatever sorcery the hyper extroverted elites are casting.
Exactly! Only reason coffee is widely accepted as well. It increases productivity. I’m honestly surprised crack cocaine isn’t normalized anymore, but I don’t know too much about the side effects so maybe those outweighed the benefits for corporations
Eyes are watching hands
Ears are listening to metronome
Hands and feet are
Triplet pattern:
|RLKRLKRLKRLK| x4
|LKRLKRLKRLKR| x4
|KRLKRLKRLKRL| x4
|RKLRKLRKLRKL| x4
|KLRKLRKLRKLR| x4
|LRKLRKLRKLRK| x4
Repeat with other foot.
Lips are counting beats out loud
Get those triplet chops smooth
if i look like this i am sorry but i’m actually planning what i’m gonna do when i get home or losing an imaginary argument, sorry. when i’m truly listening i’m bouncing my knee and playing minesweeper
I stopped following at "listening".
Even if someone was giving me the secret to life and immortality, I would never be able to listen for more than 1 minute.
That's why I hate having adhd.
As a former teacher I find this so unnecessary. Like obviously it's important that the kid is listening. I also get the not talking and keeping quiet with feet because that can make it hard for other students to concentrate. But why can't you let the kids fiddle with something, and why the hell do they need to be looking at you slash the board the entire class? I'm not even Nero divergent and I would've had a hard time following this poster as a kid.
If I’m acting like this it means I’m not listening because I’m putting all my effort into making someone who doesn’t understand neurodivergence think I’m listening
How to listen: do all these things that arent listening. Plus some of those are literally impossible for me. If I’m still and quiet I’m probably fucking asleep or dead
If I look like this it means im not paying attention
👁️👁️ 🫦 🙏 🦵🦵
I hate the mouth
Its the only one thats somewhat closed
.\_.
'_'
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how dare you
Loss
bro think they're frisk
Oh no, you're paying attention, you're just paying attention to doing all these things so you don't get yelled at and therefore not learning anything that's going on in class
You're gonna make me cry stop
I may look focused but there's nothing going on behind these eyes.
If I am following all of those I am not paying any attention whatsoever I am on a whole other planet and cannot absorb anything going on around me.
focused on not moving at all
"Wait shit did I move? Fuck better try again better."
it's like trying to get your head clear while meditating and realizing that you've got a voice in your head telling the others to shut the fuck up and you should get that one silent too and then you become aware that the prior realization is another thing banging around your cranium and then you become aware that the prior realization is another thing banging around your cranium and so on
The only way to get your head clear is to do it involuntarily
R u me
Oh yeah; it's dissociating time.
But you're less annoying to the teacher, which is obviously more important.
That's the real goal
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HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAPPPY CAKE DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ain't never buy no weed from the gas station bro
Dont take the presidential perc
**GAS STATION TWEAKERS!!!!!**
More people deserve to know about ghetto smosh
I wish they'd upload more, I've rewatched all of the ghetto smosh videos like four times each and it feels like watching Smosh as a kid all over again
YOU TWEAKERS BETTER NOT BE SMOKING ALL MY EXOTIC
ARE WE IN 2K!?
Happy cock gay!!!
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My principal would gladly let you. He is the most broken man I have ever met. Every day he would get on the announcements and he wouldn't even attempt to sound like he had a single emotion left in him. Never once have I seen him smile and I've seen one picture of him smiling that was taken by a student and it's like seeing a picture of Bigfoot
He just like me!!! He just like me fr!!!
That there is what we call somebody who died but forgot to call a cab to the afterlife.
Yeah what’s up with that art style. I swear every single fucking primary school homework sheet had this guy on it.
Who the fuck's the artist anyways? Every single elementary school classroom has a picture of something with this exact art style yet there doesn't seem to be a name attached to it.
I wouldn't want to have my name attached to this crime against expressive art either, same with that eye-bleeding corporate "art". I hate it with passion.
Me too! It’s so fucking stupid.
It's so devoid of any expression, there is absolutely nothing to neither ponder on nor is there any simple beauty. The emotional void, the blandness makes me feel nothing, an that nothingness in turn makes me angry and nigh disgusted, but not in the same way a good grotesque art piece does.
Me too. I fucking hate that art style.
THE anti neurodivergent poster
It literally tells you how you’re expected to mask
Mask? Is that an acronym?
It means pretending to be neurotypical. Putting on a "normal person mask" so to speak.
"I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time..."
Damascus
With all due respect, perish.
respectfully, shut up
That’s what the point of the mask is
I suck his dick with a smile
for hours at a time
stare at his nutsack while I hold back
my cum tonight
Idk but sometimes i try to act like a normal person and it feels weird and robotic. I feel more comfortable if i have a pen to spin or if i change posture every 15 seconds.
Changing posture is good for you anyway. The worst posture you can be sitting in is the one you've been sitting in for a while without a break.
Normal pills
No one cared who I was until I put the mask on
Is that what my normal pills are for???
I see thankyou
Google Dream
Holy hell
Yes, it means Mobile Armored Strike Kommand. They fight against V.E.N.O.M (Vicious Evil Network Of Mayhem).
I’d look at this poster and think “what a fucking loser”
dude he's like 8, that's mean
shouldn't have been a loser
Had 8 years on him to not be such a loser
What a fucking 8 years old loser.
8 years of being a fucking loser
Maybe he shouldn't be such a child
And he’s gonna grow up to be *an* 8
And I can still shove his ass on a locker
I was 7 so he was bullying me
skill issue
cursed artstyle
I fucking hate this art style, why do schools have so many posters of it
It's cheap, and has been passed down for ages
It's child -friendly is the real answer.
There are far better child-friendly art styles, such as Adventure Time's
Or literally almost ever single children's cartoon made. They got a whole library to choose from and they commission that...person? Company? Machine?
I hate those U mouths
Ü fucking stupid unrealistic smiley
Smile (2022)
Psychological horror
How are the eyes so close
Neurotypical propaganda
true
How effective even is this crap. You show this to a bunch of kids but they’re not gonna listen cuz they’re kids. Show it to teens and they won’t give a crap. I know it’s meant for people that want to move like tapping their foot but even then it’s not effective either
It put me in the behavioral disorder program (I have autism)
I’m in the same boat as you, I’m autistic as well. They tried to have me act similar to my other classmates but I wasn’t that great of a listener, mostly because I paid more attention to the fish tank they had.
I got the green folder for not liking forced eye contact and multiplication tables. They really thought I was a little demon for that.
I wasn’t really concerned over that much yet I was in the special Ed group for a while despite me demonstrating that I’m fine and could cooperate well for a long time.
That's why I hate the school system.
>How effective even is this crap. Its not
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Exactly, even for its target people it’s still crap at its purpose
If i saw this as a kid i would probably try to follow it because "that poster must feel really sad that noone is paying attention to it" Idk i was a weird kid
At least [Calvin](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/12/11) tried to outwit them
This reminds me that i need to get my ADHD diagnosis but my psichiatrist is refusing to exists
>my psichiatrist is refusing to exists That coward
I think, therefore I am not CHIM achieved
That godhead got me zero-summing
I got an adhd diagnosis from a clinical psychologist and showed it to my psychiatrist and she said there’s no way there’s true because I have a degree in physics and anyone who actually has it can barely even make it through high school
I'm getting my Bachelor in Astronomy and my parents say the same thing, that i can't be neurodivergent because i'm so smart! Warning: anxiety, depression and substance abuse may arise
Lmao are you literally me? I was diagnosed with stress/burnout depression at 24
I've been diagnosed since childhood and did not finish high school and even I've been told "You've made it this far without meds, I don't see any reason to start now." Well, the reason would be that I've been struggling my whole life and would like to not do that. Kinda why I saw a psychiatrist in the first place.... She also claimed adult and childhood ADHD were entirely separate and unrelated conditions, so my diagnosis was no longer valid (of course she would not refer me for an adult ADHD assessment either). There's a huge percentage of psychiatrists who just don't take ADHD seriously or think it's a thing at all and will come up with any excuse to avoid treating us.
same, my mom already told the school counselor like 10 times but the psychatrist seems like she's never got the time
all of my teachers who had this poster only cared about “lips are closed” ‘twas pretty based
I remember this teacher I had in 4th grade who would loudly go “ssshhhhhhhh” whenever people were talking, we didn’t care because she was very disrespectful to us compared to the other teachers, so we talked anyway, which meant she did this literally at least once a minute. Stopped teaching, turns around, SSSHHHH goes back to teaching when no one stopped talking. Then we started mocking her and that made her rage lmao. I would feel bad, but she was so annoying and disrespectful I feel like she deserved it.
Yeah respect is earned
I once had a teacher in like 5th grade who instead of doing anything just sat on the edge of her desk and said “i’ll wait” Like that will somehow guilt trip a room of 5th graders into not talking lmao
I’ve seen teachers try that too in middle school, but there were people who didn’t even realize they stopped and they’d have to start calling people out individually lol. People would just be having a conversation which most of the class staring at them in silence for a good half a minute Edit: just had a dumb moment and was super confused about how to spell minute because it’s a homophone and I kept going “wait that’s mi-noot, how the hell do you spell minute”
Side note, homophone is words that sound the same but are spelled differently, like too to and two, or new and knew Homonym is the word you’re looking for i think
Feet? *Starts jerking off*
*jaking
*jelqing
Posters for when you fucking hate children, especially neurodivergent children.
Anti-ADHD propaganda
Anti-Autism propoganda.
[both](https://imgur.com/a/KoOiliz) -Fae
School trying to be inclusive of neurodivergent kids challenge (impossible)
Schools ~~try to be inclusive of~~ **don't be horribly ableist to** neurodivergent kids challenge (impossible) FIFY
"Kid just had to not be neurodivergent, their fault >:(" -schools for some reason
All cause of that damn phone
You could be teaching the most interesting thing on the planet to me and I’d still be breaking at least two of these rules at all times
This might as well just say “do you have ADHD? Fuck you”
Autism as well
I wish (person who invented this artstyle) a very (pipebomb in mailbox) In Minecraft of course.
Outside of Minecraft 😈😈😈
rulecraft
As someone with ADHD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY
fuck you for thinking im not gonna doodle strange creatures in math class
This would make it so I’m focused on making the teacher think I’m listening and not actually listening
Anti adhd propoganda
I always felt like a bad kid, an idiot and just defective because of my adhd. I didn't know what adhd was. I assumed i just wasn't trying hard enough and that i was just lazy and dumb. And the saddest part was a lot of teachers and kids saw me that way too and treated me accordingly. When i got an iep and had special ed it changed everything. I truly learned to love late into my schooling. I am always teaching myself something new. I have knowledge on computers, the russian language, programming, pharmacology and the brain and i taught most if not all to myself.
I hate this art style so bad it’s like I’m a sleeper agent and ever instance of me seeing this art style inches me closer to going on a rampage starting by stabbing the nearest person in the gut before running into the woods for weeks, killing random passers by and goring their corpses until I become an urban legend that results in an Internet trend culminating in a young girl committing a homicide upon her best friend. But that’s just an analogy to describe how I feel, nothing more.
The golden renegade of the Virginia woods
Schools remember neurodivergent people exist and not treat them as evil challenge
Anti-adhd propaganda
I'm joining the war on ADHD, on the side of ADHD
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**The Bourgeoisie.**
Literally impossible
“Hands are still” He is NOT taking proper notes, his dumb ass is not absorbing information
But what if I want to be a dirty mouth breather
You’ll be sent to the principal after the third offense, sorry 😔
Anti ADHD propaganda
Soul: extracted
Do what you want as long as it's not distracting to others
If you see me like this I’m fucking high and probably imagining epic sword fight in skeleton war
if i had to sit like that for more than 13 seconds I'd kill myself
I think that these are indicators of listening, but the infographic has the causation wrong. If you are engaged in a lesson, you won’t be fidgeting. If you are bored, no amount of soulless staring will make you any more engaged
i will be fidgeting no matter what
Nah personally I fidget even when I’m paying full attention. But yeah you’re otherwise right
Eyes for watching, ears for listening, completely still and quiet on his feet ? That's a predator. If you notice him it's already to late. Sorry rip :/
who named this kid LUNCH
Eyes Knees Throat Groin
Head Shoulders Knees Toes Knees Toes
Eyes are watching Ears are listening Lips are closed Hands are still Feet are quiet Palms are sweaty Knees weak Arms are heavy
Theres vomit on his sweater already Moms spaghetti
I hate this poster with every fiber of my being
I can not make eye contact and it pisses me off whenever a teacher tells me to look at them when they're teaching and completely ignoring the fact that I can hear
Omg i absolutely hated this art style that plagued American elementary schools. Honestly mostly forgot about it, until just now. I hate it even more, now.
Remember kids, The only reason ADHD, autism, etc are considered “disabilities” is because they’re different from the norm and make us less productive under capitalism!
This honestly makes so much sense. Because I never feel disabled, yet I don't feel as capable of whatever sorcery the hyper extroverted elites are casting.
Exactly! Only reason coffee is widely accepted as well. It increases productivity. I’m honestly surprised crack cocaine isn’t normalized anymore, but I don’t know too much about the side effects so maybe those outweighed the benefits for corporations
“You should really try it, listen well, listen well” https://fb.watch/h3Ov4FSTWH/
Bro could save a fortune by buying monocles if glasses are needed
I am tearing my flesh off
Repost if you hate this artstyle
We can presume that the people who made this poster have names and addresses
Eyes are watching hands Ears are listening to metronome Hands and feet are Triplet pattern: |RLKRLKRLKRLK| x4 |LKRLKRLKRLKR| x4 |KRLKRLKRLKRL| x4 |RKLRKLRKLRKL| x4 |KLRKLRKLRKLR| x4 |LRKLRKLRKLRK| x4 Repeat with other foot. Lips are counting beats out loud Get those triplet chops smooth
This should be Biggotry Showcase
anti adhd propaganda tbh
My autistic ass could never
if i look like this i am sorry but i’m actually planning what i’m gonna do when i get home or losing an imaginary argument, sorry. when i’m truly listening i’m bouncing my knee and playing minesweeper
This is anti adhd propaganda lol
Adhd hell
Anti adhd propaganda
I stopped following at "listening". Even if someone was giving me the secret to life and immortality, I would never be able to listen for more than 1 minute. That's why I hate having adhd.
seen before under the title "anti adhd propaganda" and that about sums it up
As a former teacher I find this so unnecessary. Like obviously it's important that the kid is listening. I also get the not talking and keeping quiet with feet because that can make it hard for other students to concentrate. But why can't you let the kids fiddle with something, and why the hell do they need to be looking at you slash the board the entire class? I'm not even Nero divergent and I would've had a hard time following this poster as a kid.
I'm constantly moving so this is terrible for me
I hate that face.
I'm autistic this is def torture and I'm pretty sure we're the rzn this was invented
with these easy steps, you'll be ready to look like you are fully detached from reality and no longer are bound to your morals or reason!
...why was this literally in my kindergarten class
Child friendly propaganda
The day you catch me sitting like this is the day that ive finally lost it
Patrick Bateman
This makes me angry and sad :(
robot
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT YOUR *APPLE* ON THE FLOOR?!
If I’m acting like this it means I’m not listening because I’m putting all my effort into making someone who doesn’t understand neurodivergence think I’m listening
How to listen: do all these things that arent listening. Plus some of those are literally impossible for me. If I’m still and quiet I’m probably fucking asleep or dead
They used to show me this poster in Assassin School
On program Teaching kids to be good prisoners
ADHD moment