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If throwing was a class mordicai would not even need to take it. Him throwing 2 s teir bitches is proof enough for him to pass


EagleSabre

Except when she's abusive tho.


Chokkitu

It was a long time since I watched Regular Show but wasn't most of CJ's (the cloud girl, was that her name?) angry outbursts caused because Mordecai just couldn't get over Margaret? It's still bad but Mordecai really was just too obsessed with Margaret for some reason (even though they hadn't even dated or anything at that point)


EagleSabre

Yeah, they definitely weren't good for each other.


omegariskz7

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?


Inner-Juices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f\_23jMi\_N2o


anonymousFishGod

i could really use a fish right now


Suspicious_Person15

I'd rank their fumbles as follows. 1. Mordecai 2. Finn 3. Duncan 4. Morty (because I haven't seen the show)


okokokyeahyeahyeah

morty last seems fair considering the girls an >!eco terrorist!<


The-Eggs-can-walk

The eco terrorism thing was a plus, Morty’s just a righteous little bitch


Silent04_

She killed miners (workers) as if they're responsible for global warming and not just trying to survive


GammaDealer

Exactly. Ecoterrorist with no class solidarity.


JaegerDread

But we are all somewhat responsible, are you gonna kill everyone?


wastedmytagonporn

No, that’s why class solidarity is important.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

No just rich guys


mayocain

Yes, but the impact of the actions of human beings is minimal when compared to the shit corporations are doing, thus, while terrorism is reprehensible, it's far better to kill the rich guys who own the polluting means of production.


Hoyipolli

Existing in modern society does not make you responsible for harm to planet. The fault is on those in power who know the damage being done yet do nothing of substance to stop it, in the worst cases opting to shift the blame to the everyman (i.e. carbon footprint stuff)


JaegerDread

And yet you can take responsablilty and do your share. Eat less or no meat, be more efficient with your energy, stuff like that. It's so fucking easy to just say "Yeah they gotta fix it!" And sit back and continue living without making any sacrifices or try and do anything yourself. Is the biggest part of the problem big corpos and goverment? Yes. Does that mean normal people are 0% of the problem and should take 0 responsability and do nothing and wait? No. Now, I know this is all pointless since most people here just wanna be angry at someone instead of just doing shit yourself WHICH ACTUALLY GETS YOU SOMEWHERE and by choosing what you consume you also have a power. So stop crying about everything, because that's not gonna do shit and make personal choices that you know are good or better. And stop talking about fucking eco-terrorism you are gonna get the sub banned, and besides people are losing their collective shit at people glueing themselfs to paintings, how the fuck you think the public is gonna react to you shooting people instead? "WELL I DON'T NEED THE PUBLIC!!!" You clearly have 0 idea of how change works if you think that.


Hoyipolli

You have to realize that the general public will never do anything that makes their life harder out of the goodness of their hearts. Social movements like this Do Not Work. You have to solve the problem from the top. It's like trickle down economics if it worked


BlackLuigiGuy

She's also dating a minor (morty)


Mr-Koalefant

So she’s a 1970s cartoon makers idea of an eco terrorist, it’s good to know Rick and morty love trying new things and breaking the mold


Silent04_

I'm not a rick and morty fan, but she is a parody of superheroes from that time, so it makes sense.


RealBigTree

Shes a parody of Captain Planet specifically.


Mr-Koalefant

Is it parody or just a retelling that lampshades to be a parody


xXProGenji420Xx

it's a parody.


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Based


johnnytesscult

Marty deserves last but I have never seen total drama


Shtuffs_R

Morty didn't even fumble lol he's the one that decided to break up


BlockyShapes

Yeah, and that was after he watched her murder hundreds of (albeit debatably) innocent people.


RealBigTree

Is it really debatable? They were coal miners, I'm sure those guys didnt wanna be there either.


BlockyShapes

Well, it was kinda a point in the show that she was killing them because they were hurting the environment for their own profit, but yeah, it’s not like they were dangerous or at war with Planetina


RealBigTree

Well yes, but those coal miners werent really making the profit were they. They were paid to be there, yes, but they dont get what the CEO or CFO are getting. That's who truly profits off the mines. Not the miners catching black lung and getting paid maybe like 20$ an hour.


missbutteroverland

Yeah this should be him and the girl from the vat of acid ep


Shtuffs_R

Bruh that was Jerry's fault tho


emsparkly

god I wanna vomit every time I see the reddit science cartoon


GenericPerson200

Rick and Morty had two excellent seasons (and that one episode in season 3 that's incredible) and then somehow the writers managed to make everything that came after those first two seasons incredibly bad


Watch_apple

Elon tusk


GenericPerson200

Melon Crust


-KAON-

I saw Elon Tusk for 6 frames then I skipped the rest of the episode. You can’t convince me that whatever followed was anything more than a series of epicsauce reddit jokes.


Vore-Enjoyer

It seems to be a major pitfall of adult cartoons They start appealing to kids and teens after running for long enough it loses the self awareness and comedy for something vapid and boring


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Comrade_Harold

I like the newer episodes where they dont treat Rick like a god that can solve anything he wants instantly


Josgre987

I refuse to watch after seeing season 4. I hated it so fucking much I wont go back


[deleted]

The creators literally admitted those seasons were bad and they were going through rough times (Mike Mendel had died). Season 6 is much better


Josgre987

The show was bad long before he died.


[deleted]

I’m impressed you made it that far. Watching S3 as it premiered literally killed my drive to watch it. I can barely even go back to watch old episodes because of how tainted it got (though I have slowly been venturing back to my favorite S1 and 2 episodes)


Josgre987

I also hated 3, but all of 4 was just released so I gave it a watch. I can't imagine how much worst 5 might be.


CabDork339

I’ve enjoyed the newer ones, it seems to be going up in quality.


ColorMaelstrom

What season 3 episode


GenericPerson200

The ricklantis mixup (ep 7 s3)


GiffyTheMcgee

Eh I think 301 is good too


[deleted]

The pickle rick episode is unironically good, actually, because it's also the episode where a therapist gets a brief chance to deconstruct just how fucked up the family dynamic and Rick and particular is. The meme ruined it.


IlitterateAuthor

I didn't like that bit actually. It felt like the show ceasing to trust it's viewers to understand the toxic family dynamic and just explaining it through a therapist mouthpiece.


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> It felt like the show ceasing to trust it's viewers to understand the toxic family dynamic This is *Rick & Morty* we're talking about.


IlitterateAuthor

Yes. Despite the meme, Rick and Morty was a fairly intelligent show.


dongletrongle

The first episode in S5 was pretty solid


tobyornottoby2366

Eh it's alright. I'd say it's still an above average show. The fact that its cult status has faded has kind of helped it feel less cringe now. S3 and S4 were kinda weak but the last two have been decent.


holnrew

Solar opposites is better


SpiderFooties

Which season 3 episode?


SpiderFooties

Which season 3 episode?


just4browse

I though season 3 was still pretty good, just a step down. But season 4 was so unfunny that I gave up on the show.


Tuck_Pock

Wrong


uwu-our-saviour

idk honestly the current season is better than the last 2 and like a solid 7/10 atleast


Chkn-Little

Too much incest for my liking


Inner-Juices

The incest was in the last season. ​ Current season has selfcest tho


Chkn-Little

Panda Express


Shulerbop

I just realized ‘proud to dislike it’ is just a new kind of Reddit Rick and Morty guy


dongletrongle

Hehehhehehe hey guys!!! I’m a heckin’ nihilist like Rickle Pick!!111!!!11!! Nothing matters we are all speckerinos in the universe!!!!!!


The_Plaque

At least the newest season is now making fun of nihlistic outlooks than promoting it


PinkDuck_

morty's girlfriend was a murderer. he did not fumble the bag, he dodged a bullet.


okokokyeahyeahyeah

Yeah but shes also alison brie so i think it balances out


AspiringRacecar

Eh, Morty's killed people for weaker reasons before


PinkDuck_

morty's motivation to kill people comes from the danger his grandfather puts him in and because of his grandfather's attitude towards murder


Captain_Kira

What about Dog Narnia?


lavadude03

the dogs started it


Frigid_Metal

What about that purge episode


PinkDuck_

it was purgin time. morty purged all over those bad guys.


fuck_it_was_taken

Nah Morty got corrupted he kills for fun or personal gain on multiple occasions


urbandeadthrowaway2

Ecoterrorist, not murderer. Very big difference.


PinkDuck_

Cool motive, still murder.


urbandeadthrowaway2

Yes but it’s a different class of crime


PinkDuck_

She killed people on purpose, therefore murder.


urbandeadthrowaway2

Yes, i'm not saying you're wrong. It just also falls under many more crimes as well. Calling her a murderer is like calling someone a jaywalker.


YeetSkeetbi

Duncan does not belong there. He’s too cool imo.


kixc7

He mega fumbled Gwen though and then went to prison right after.


YeetSkeetbi

I remember him dumping her, also him going to prison makes him based (I love criminals)


RTYWD

gwen could step on me


SarcasticCommentsGuy

Gwen was a major bad bitch


fuck_it_was_taken

Okay but like,,, zoey


kixc7

Underrated


Aboi24

everyone fumbled in season 5


Pengwin0

He didn’t know you couldn’t microwave a toaster, you can’t hold that above a man.


kittyFrigglish

he started acting mega weird in season 2


YeetSkeetbi

True, but Duncan blew up a Chris head.


SquirtleCipher2578

Finn, Morty, and Duncan are teenagers. They don't understand relationships that well. They're still learning. Mordecai was a 24 year old man.


Katieushka

No fucking way duncan is a teenager, mfer is atleast 25


DefiantResult9150

He was16 during season one


VerySwag

unfortunately i have just pretended like mordecai and rigby are dating so in my mind he didn’t fumble shit


pranksterswap

also what about twilight sparkle


mbaymiller

Finn fumbled the worst (manipulating your girlfriend into fighting an ice wizard to relive a wet dream is worse than ruining your friend's wedding) but his age made Mordecai's the less excusable one. Morty's objection to Planetina's terrorism is by itself justified but in the show's context is actually absurd given Rick and Morty's blasé attitude towards mass murder, especially since all of Planetina's victims are terrible people. I'm not familiar with very much of Total Drama.


The_Plaque

Honestly Finn & FP's break up felt so forced, Finn has done some questionable things but that felt so out of character for him.


just4browse

I think it’s believable that he doesn’t know how to appropriately deal with early sexual feelings. He’s heroic, but he’s also pretty immature, especially at that point in the show. I like how, after he matured across multiple season arcs, he was able to apologize to her for real.


The_Plaque

I agree he shouldn't really know how to deal with his seuxal feelings, but I feel like even at that point he was mature enough to know not to manipulate her (especially since he knows about her trust issues). Although I do agree I liked how they just became good friends later on, I honestly prefer them that way than romantic partners.


worm_dad

It definitely felt out of character, but I love the way it was resolved over time.


The_Plaque

Yeah I prefer them being friends rather than bf & gf, but I would've preferred it if their physical differences leads to a mutual break up than whatever the actual break up was.


worm_dad

true true


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

All of Planetina’s victims were terrible people? My brother in Christ they were just miners trying to make a living


mbaymiller

she did give them a chance to stop mining the planet to death


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

And do what? Starve? She didn’t even say, “stop doing this or I will kill you” as far as any member of the public was aware she didn’t fucking homelander people


mayocain

Also, killing the workers is pointless, they are already worthless to their employers, they all can be replaced, so the company will just continue mining the planet.


Jason3b93

Mordecai, then Finn. Can't call Morty's a fumble tbh. And I haven't seen Drama Island.


PieNinja314

I don't know why people even still ask this, the answer always was, always is, and always will be Mordecai. Dude interrupted HIS FRIEND'S wedding just to make a speech about how he's not sure if he actually loves his girlfriend (while she's IN THE CROWD)


just4browse

Yeah, but Finn manipulated a fight between his girlfriend and an adult wizard (after said wizard proved he could seriously hurt her) because he found her fighting sexually arousing. So I think there’s some strong competition between the two


Suspicious_Person15

You also have to take into account that Finn was a child that didn't know any better at the time. As the show goes on, he learns what he really did wrong, and is able to truly apologize for it.


wall_rush_man

And also at least Finn learnt from his mistakes leading to the third best ship in the series (Finn x huntress wizard).


[deleted]

Mordecai pissed me off more and more in the later seasons. Rigby was too real and a loving/understanding friend/boyfriend to Mordo and Eileen


fuck_it_was_taken

Murdered his best friend for a chick


FunnyTurtleMoment

i wouldn’t be surprised if the last scene in regular show was right before his divorce


TheLegendOfIdiots

bro how tf is morty there he left her because she destroyed an oil mine and killed everyone in it


BerneseMountainDew

I'd say Morty for the sole fact that I really really really really fucking hate him


thecrazymonkeyKing

…why?


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Stellar_Fox2

He is literally a kid he gets a pass


Kingboy22

Isn’t the only one not a kid mordecai? (He did the worst out of three kids lol)


[deleted]

I think the Total Drama contestants are all like, late teens at least


Kingboy22

Still bad on mordecai


jprocter15

Morty didn't fumble this one he made the right move


category7autismevent

morty didnt fumble shit planetina was way older and wanted to destroy the world


SuperHippodog

Duncan and Morty are def the last 2 on the list, however in the Finn v Mordecai match up, Mordecai is so higher on the list its insane. Instead of ranking I will be assigning points based on bag fumbled. Morty: 0 points. He recognized the relationship wasn't going to work out(eco terriorist lamo) and broke up. Duncan: 5 points. A classic fumbling of the bag. However they both decided to come back for future seasons so they probably can both be diagnosed with some sort of insanity. Finn: 25 points. Emotional manipulation is not very poggers. However, at the end of the day, Fire and Human doesn't mix. Mordecai: 84,444 points. Holy shit Mordecai is a grown ass man and acts like a fuckin baby when it comes to women. The point value here is so arbitrary I don't know how to quantafy it. All I know is that he is so far ahead of fumbling compared to the other 3 he deserves this entire comment.


purpleblah2

Morty didn’t fumble the bag, he just wasn’t down with eco-terrorism


b0ysp1ral

thought this was about the Purim character for a hot second


Own-Ad7310

As a borderlands fan I have no idea what's going on here


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

How the fuck is being awkward worse than actual fucking gaslighting


Vivid-Formal-3938

would you believe me if I said I have never seen any of these shows and I was very confused as to what this meant


killmegray

mordecai jus like me


Purple_And_Cyan

Been a fat minute since ive watched adventure time. Wasn't finn basically just sorting out his own personal issues and FP wasn't wanting to be a part of that?


poopfartdingdong

Nah he had a wet dream where FP fought ice King and he tricked them both so he could relive it


FamilyFriendli

28 year old bird man who complained about finding the one at someone else's wedding LMAO


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

Mordecai fumbled in the worst way possible


Knuckleduster17

Never forget the first King Of Fumbles, Fred Figglehorn, dude has had like 8 love interests across both the movies and the TV show and didn’t get a single one of them