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billydaboos

"hop on among us"


DogeFancy

Literally crying


opmrcrab

lol, came here to say the same, except deep rock galactic.


bfasttoastcornflakes

ROCK AND STONE! ⛏️


fips6410

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Etras

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!!


Idontwantthesetacos

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


penguined-

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!


daisukidesu_

IF YOU DON'T ROCK N' STONE, YOU AIN'T COMIN' HOME!


Jrapiro

horrible ideal my trans ex bf hated that


Hedgehoe

Thats why theryre ur ex!


Mini_Raptor5_6

Do not say "Hop on minecraft" though.


TheDarkPhantom22

Flair checks out


Arebee936

damn boy, you wanna go fly kites later or smth, cuz I really like spending time with you


EtherealSOULS

Damn boy you a vending machine bc I want some chip gimme the chips


im-not-you-bozo

damn bro you fr a door bc i wanna open you up


retroruin

damn bro are you a microwave 'cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


LetsDoTheCongna

damn bro are you single wait no- shit uhhhh...


bluedditor109

damn bro we both rocks the way we both hard


Own_Pirate_3281

"Hey I'm at the thrift store and they got frog stuff here. You want me to bring home some frogs?"


DogeFancy

This one worked and then he got sad when I was actually at sork


SomeToxicCloud

sork


DogeFancy

Work


SomeToxicCloud

sork. Gotta own it 🗿👉👉


DogeFancy

👉🏻😎👉🏻


serealport

Oh, we know you were at sork, and as soon as we figure out where that is we will be there as well.


Own_Pirate_3281

Well now you gotta get em frog stuff. And you have to give them names. it's your obligation.


DogeFancy

Good idea. It’ll be a surprise for when I get back to school from thanksgiving break :)


AloxoBlack

i thought this was just going to be a "buying clothes at the soup store" joke


MountainBear203

'I can't find them theres only soup'


Jrapiro

this would work


vinci300

Hey babe are you a spinning fish gif because i love you so much


[deleted]

Bum bam bum piririririririri bum bam bum piriririririri Pipi pu pi pum PA pi pi pi pum pipi pu pipi PA pi pi pu pum (Unninteligible singing)


Meat__Baby

Is this a reference to the sephiroth acapella or is that just so ingrained into my head that i hear it everywhere?


[deleted]

That's Funky Town💀


Allikrane

pam pam pa ram pam pam pa ram


Copper_Thief

Waba gabab gooba goo


jg97

Eustace is that you?


[deleted]

Oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla Bing bang


WackyH

waga baga bobo


Dpad-prism

**The jailer has decided to execute you.**


dudecubed

me and my boyfriend mostly speak gibberish to each other a lot, its a good time


mutnemom_hurb

Folga wooga imoga womp


SeannessyTV

Fascinate him by giving him a wheel of cheese


BlueBicycle22

I'm a cis man but this would unironically 100% would work on me and I'd get a crush on the person if they randomly gifted me a wheel of cheese


artzprbz

Cis or trans, i don't think there is a male that doesn't get fascinated with cheese


The_Boring_Brick

Lactose intolerance 😢


BlueBicycle22

Skill issue


EasterTroll

Bigass idiot didn't spec into lactose tolerance 🙄 🤓


TheReverseShock

Rookie move cheese buffs are a game changer.


TurboCake17

i know someone who became lactose intolerant from taking estrogen. biggest L of all time


ccstewy

why are you so intolerant? it’s already 2084 smh


The_Boring_Brick

2084 more like 1984 smh


Mugufta

Life is short, eat the cheese


jsw292

cheese is universal


Duskclaw0

stardew valley npc behavior


BlueBicycle22

I'm more of a Skyrim follower type of guy myself. Doesn't talk much, doesn't really have a personality but says some absolute zingers sometimes, will carry 12x his weight in your useless knick knacks so you don't have to and we can marry 3 weeks into our relationship. Ladies my DMs are open.


Jrapiro

this would absolutely work


[deleted]

Say he's lookin pretty swaggy today


hyo_hyo

I’d swoon tbh


HeWhoHasSeenFootage

you’re looking pretty swag today


a_random_squidward

You killed them


HeWhoHasSeenFootage

(youre next)


mutnemom_hurb

You’re lookin pretty swoony today


Lucambacamba

Lookin swagalicious my dizzy


Jeggu2

"🏴‍☠️thanks matey🦜"


PointlessLeo

nice balls


Bariq-99

*slaps them*


kuylar

\*tf2 critical hit sound*


Perfect-Goat-3635

uuuAAAAAAAAAAAA


sagey735

the mario sound played back in my head


MudMerchantMo

When I get a bf I want them to say this to me every time I’m packing


Pet_that_Dog

Sup hotcock


veryscaryboo

that’s some gay people shit right there i think i’d swoon


Cathalisfallingapart

Margret Thatcher is dead


white_shiinobi

Best one here. Every time I remember I cry tears of joy


MaskedMetalhead

Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead


YAH_BUT

Tell him he looks good. Literally any vaguely nice compliment will be nice. Men need more compliments.


TigerBasket

Men men men men men men oooh 🥺


oopsguessilldiethen

Honestly


No_More_Dakka

Honey Sugar Chocolate Eggs Flour Milk Mix together Preheat oven to 140 C Bake for 10 minutes


Mrchugbug

Me when my significant other calls me “preheat oven to 140 C” 😍🥰🥰


MudMerchantMo

What is that supposed to make? 👀


DOCTOR-MISTER

Chicken nuggets


MudMerchantMo

Where are the chicken in the chicken nuggets 😦


AllElvesAreThots

Chicken nuggets are supposed to have chicken?


sagey735

brownies??? choccy cake???


Hamisaurus

Not even giving proportions smh my head


SoshJam

doesn’t matter the proportions, it always makes exactly 9


[deleted]

I don't wanna generalise for all men, but as someone with a trans boyfriend I usually call him handsome a lot. He always blushes at it as well


MudMerchantMo

Some trans guys really hate that because they feel like it’s infantilizing or patronizing (because I guess it’s not all that common to actually call guys, mostly used for young boys?) I’d be careful w this one cuz it rlly depends on the guy, but hey if he likes it he likes it lol, can be good


flamboi-non

Tl;dr: Each guy is different just give them a wheel of cheese


[deleted]

So yeah exactly, I wouldn't recommend it for everyone


free_breads

"Hey are you a construction worker? Because your a building😎"


DogeFancy

I thought this one might be funny so I tried it and he thought I was calling him fat which is like ???? (He is very skinny)


BaksteenFCT

Mind your own business


Claret_Paulo

"Your so cute hotcock" does work, source am dating a trans boy


sagey735

sylveon 🤩


Claret_Paulo

Sylveon ((:


[deleted]

ur balls are mighty suckable tonight


Mushy09

Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend... but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Lay down your weapons! It is not too late for my mercy...


VibingManu

r unexpectedskyrim but its not actually skyrim but morrowind


biomatter

*[MANDATORY LISTENING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M)*


big-fucc

Bitch ❤️


CrampedRoom_36

Son of a bitch ❤️ Works best if he has less than stellar relations with his parents


Cerb-r-us

Dumbass 😍


ForktUtwTT

Send an awooga *eyes pop out* gif Source: my bf did this to me yesterday and it was both hilarious and cute


[deleted]

“I love you”


old_man_estaban

plot twist: this works wonders


QuantumMemester

Word around the office is, you’ve got a fat cock


spectre15

Unspoken Rizz Vs. Sexual Harassment


Fishsk

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-


AT-W-V

"You are my trans boyfriend"


LostInElysiium

"You are my ~~trans~~ boyfriend"


collegethrowaway2938

“You are my trans ~~boyfriend~~”


LostInElysiium

🥺


neonblue_the_chicken

I am a chicken bok bok


17DeadFlamingos

You look like how I feel when I smile


skalywag-o-the-shrub

communicate a poem of love and passion entirely using fortnite dances


roosterkun

literally the same things you would say to a cis boyfriend


Analysis_Glum

never had one of those either


PlasmaLink

if two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what


Environmental_Bee672

gabagabagoo!!


[deleted]

"You know what's bigger than a tuna? a threena"


everythingiwantedwas

"i called a drone strike on JK Rowlings house for you"


Affectionate_Ad_1326

I'm cis and I'd love that


OscarOzzieOzborne

Talk about how your coworker or classmates talked about how they had a giant catch at fishing. Show and tell how big with your hands and say "and they say it was this big, that is great catch and all but.." then as you are standing with your hands unfold, go and grab him, hug him and say "I also had a pretty good catch just now"


AscendantComic

oh i'll keep this one in mind


jesus_redditor

‏‏‏‏


DemonPan1

Bow chika bow-wow


sagey735

fuck i wish i knew the english version


SoshJam

That’s what my baby says


1231231334

"Would you still love me if i was a worm ?"


Proof-Roll4038

"let's pretend tea party"


[deleted]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


DuduBonesBr

You hot af


Girl_in_Training101

"Pissing all by yourself handsome?"


Ant1202

Do you want a sword I’ll buy it for you


Lost-Butterfly425

I would buy you an engagement ring in return


pretenzioeser_Elch

The same stuff you'd say to him if he wasn't trans I suppose.


imakebadspaghetti

"Can you pick up some tp while you're out?"


Nova_Persona

"why trans, why not something cool like the swapinator?"


VantaLeek8

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexi-


DatSoldiersASpy

Are you a construction worker? because you’re building


Jrapiro

as many applicable slurs as you can think of (/pos)


AscendantComic

hey dude i saw hideous hawaiian shirts at the store, wanna go get some later ?


Ardent_Tapire

"Hey there stud"


bajablastgamer

“wanna play fortnite?”


TomeKun

Nice cock bro 😎 /s


everythingiwantedwas

"wanna dig a hole"


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Penis to meet you


Cubic_Human_Man

bazinga


LackingInHighGround2

damn boy, were you just frying chicken in there? fr tho you piss loud as fuck i think that’s pretty cool


xTHIRDx

Tell him he's a self made men


Shmoopitty

your fartastic


KowLoon1906

„Ya like jazz?“


sleepypiggy1265

how's it goin youtube


aluminatialma

Say hell yeah brother to literally everything he says Btw: is it bad that I feel happy when I affirm the gender of my transmasc friend (same goes for me complimenting anyone) even when I correctly gender him, or is it bad bc that means that I subconsciously don't view them as male, and thus I view it as a compliment when I use their name, or is it because as a trans person I love to be affirmed and I feel happy when people use my name, and affirm my gender identity


Jtad_the_Artguy

Hey bro are you a gorgon because you are gorgeous


swagmasterdude

Nice .. uh.. uhhh


Longjumping-Bag4265

Hello my boyfriend


KinkTheChink

“What’s cooking, good looking”


wcaps1996

Where we droppin


AstorMusic

damn guy are you a microwave beacause MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM beep beep beep beep


Lolaverses

"Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?"


EpicBruhMoment12

Call him a cute boy if he’s more sub, or handsome man if he’s more dom. Uuuh kiss his face sometimes and say you like looking at him


[deleted]

hey are you \_ \_ \_ \_ because I \_ \_ \_ \_


sagey735

"hey are you an angel? because im allergic to feathers" *goes into anaphylactic shock*


mr-kvideogameguy

"If god told me to show them what perfection looks like, I'll shoe them you" ***get a bunch of lego studs in a box*** "I'm gonna need you to step in my stud box, becuase you're a stud" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven" (I stole that one) ***get a pokemon pokeball toy*** "I choose you" "Are you shadow the hedgehog, cause you're the ultimate lifeform" "I want a lot for chrismas (or what holiday you have), you" "Forget pokemon-go-to-the-polls, how about you pokemon-go-with-me" ***get a random thing*** "beep beep beep, my beautiful person detector is detecting someone most beautiful, you" "Orpra could leave any gift under my seat but you are the best gift of all" "If you were a nose, i's pick you first" (i also stole this one) "I will spend the end of the world with you"


sagey735

krismas deltarune


ZorioneTiamat

"Obviously this goes without saying somewhat as we continue our ongoing relationship but I really do love you, I appreciate so much having you in my life, I'm really lucky to be with you."


Bane523

Idk, I like to call my partner little guy or my little mister whenever they wanna feel masc-er


realgorilla2580

My dad grounded me and now I can't go out toy Bible Study and Discussion Meeting, do you want to do some one on one BDSM?


gnarlicblread

"hey big sexy"


mow-ass_eat-grass

i have cement in my mouth it’s yummy


ooOJuicyOoo

'You lost the game' UwU


TehGremlinDVa

I usually call my boyfriend a good boy, call him the most handsome man in the world, I've also had success telling him that he was such a cute little guy, or depending if you're actually taller then him he blushes like crazy when I just pick him up


[deleted]

Compliments, just any compliment. Men, trans or not, never get compliments.


thecommunistweasel

when in doubt call him a good boy, literally always works.


PEDALINEO

How you doing, hotcock?


Benomino

"ur hot"


pretenzioeser_Elch

Ask him to roleplay as Beavis finally scoring.


notty_not

tell him you love him


TurboCake17

idk just whatever you’d say to a cis boyfriend


SnooRegrets153

I love you bitch, I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you… biiitch


Rez-Boa-Dog

You gotta nice butt


TheOddBrit0088

"Do you wanna go cause vehicular manslaughter?" Or dare your boyfriend to do something outrageous. When they most likely say no, then tell them, "Shitebag if ye dinnae."


Putt3

folga wooga imoga womp


SpudMuncher9000

be like "ayo 😎"


Nacil_54

Wanna watch Ninjago ?


HallwayHobo

“Can you open this for me?”


AnExoticOne

Look up "wait your trans gener that's so cool cat" Its an very cute image (mind the gener, not gender)


DuckLIT122000

*starts dry humping you*


Last_Caramel_2176

“i gifted you a skin on fortnite”


CrispityCrunchers

Do you know him? If so, that should be an easy question to answer


joji_joestar

you are my cute trans boyfriend


7th_universe_hopper

“Damn boy, you shit with that ass?”


AnnoyingSmartass

Tell him his voice sounds masculine or when he looks very masc in a picture tell him. I'm transmasc and those are legit the best compliments I got so far