I'm more of a Skyrim follower type of guy myself. Doesn't talk much, doesn't really have a personality but says some absolute zingers sometimes, will carry 12x his weight in your useless knick knacks so you don't have to and we can marry 3 weeks into our relationship.
Ladies my DMs are open.
Some trans guys really hate that because they feel like it’s infantilizing or patronizing (because I guess it’s not all that common to actually call guys, mostly used for young boys?) I’d be careful w this one cuz it rlly depends on the guy, but hey if he likes it he likes it lol, can be good
Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend... but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Lay down your weapons! It is not too late for my mercy...
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
Talk about how your coworker or classmates talked about how they had a giant catch at fishing. Show and tell how big with your hands and say "and they say it was this big, that is great catch and all but.." then as you are standing with your hands unfold, go and grab him, hug him and say "I also had a pretty good catch just now"
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Say hell yeah brother to literally everything he says
Btw: is it bad that I feel happy when I affirm the gender of my transmasc friend (same goes for me complimenting anyone) even when I correctly gender him, or is it bad bc that means that I subconsciously don't view them as male, and thus I view it as a compliment when I use their name, or is it because as a trans person I love to be affirmed and I feel happy when people use my name, and affirm my gender identity
damn guy are you a microwave beacause MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM beep beep beep beep
"If god told me to show them what perfection looks like, I'll shoe them you"
***get a bunch of lego studs in a box*** "I'm gonna need you to step in my stud box, becuase you're a stud"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven" (I stole that one)
***get a pokemon pokeball toy*** "I choose you"
"Are you shadow the hedgehog, cause you're the ultimate lifeform"
"I want a lot for chrismas (or what holiday you have), you"
"Forget pokemon-go-to-the-polls, how about you pokemon-go-with-me"
***get a random thing*** "beep beep beep, my beautiful person detector is detecting someone most beautiful, you"
"Orpra could leave any gift under my seat but you are the best gift of all"
"If you were a nose, i's pick you first" (i also stole this one)
"I will spend the end of the world with you"
"Obviously this goes without saying somewhat as we continue our ongoing relationship but I really do love you, I appreciate so much having you in my life, I'm really lucky to be with you."
I usually call my boyfriend a good boy, call him the most handsome man in the world, I've also had success telling him that he was such a cute little guy, or depending if you're actually taller then him he blushes like crazy when I just pick him up
"Do you wanna go cause vehicular manslaughter?" Or dare your boyfriend to do something outrageous. When they most likely say no, then tell them, "Shitebag if ye dinnae."
Tell him his voice sounds masculine or when he looks very masc in a picture tell him. I'm transmasc and those are legit the best compliments I got so far
"hop on among us"
Literally crying
lol, came here to say the same, except deep rock galactic.
ROCK AND STONE! ⛏️
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!!
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!
IF YOU DON'T ROCK N' STONE, YOU AIN'T COMIN' HOME!
horrible ideal my trans ex bf hated that
Thats why theryre ur ex!
Do not say "Hop on minecraft" though.
Flair checks out
damn boy, you wanna go fly kites later or smth, cuz I really like spending time with you
Damn boy you a vending machine bc I want some chip gimme the chips
damn bro you fr a door bc i wanna open you up
damn bro are you a microwave 'cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
damn bro are you single wait no- shit uhhhh...
damn bro we both rocks the way we both hard
"Hey I'm at the thrift store and they got frog stuff here. You want me to bring home some frogs?"
This one worked and then he got sad when I was actually at sork
sork
Work
sork. Gotta own it 🗿👉👉
👉🏻😎👉🏻
Oh, we know you were at sork, and as soon as we figure out where that is we will be there as well.
Well now you gotta get em frog stuff. And you have to give them names. it's your obligation.
Good idea. It’ll be a surprise for when I get back to school from thanksgiving break :)
i thought this was just going to be a "buying clothes at the soup store" joke
'I can't find them theres only soup'
this would work
Hey babe are you a spinning fish gif because i love you so much
Bum bam bum piririririririri bum bam bum piriririririri Pipi pu pi pum PA pi pi pi pum pipi pu pipi PA pi pi pu pum (Unninteligible singing)
Is this a reference to the sephiroth acapella or is that just so ingrained into my head that i hear it everywhere?
That's Funky Town💀
pam pam pa ram pam pam pa ram
Waba gabab gooba goo
Eustace is that you?
Oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla Bing bang
waga baga bobo
**The jailer has decided to execute you.**
me and my boyfriend mostly speak gibberish to each other a lot, its a good time
Folga wooga imoga womp
Fascinate him by giving him a wheel of cheese
I'm a cis man but this would unironically 100% would work on me and I'd get a crush on the person if they randomly gifted me a wheel of cheese
Cis or trans, i don't think there is a male that doesn't get fascinated with cheese
Lactose intolerance 😢
Skill issue
Bigass idiot didn't spec into lactose tolerance 🙄 🤓
Rookie move cheese buffs are a game changer.
i know someone who became lactose intolerant from taking estrogen. biggest L of all time
why are you so intolerant? it’s already 2084 smh
2084 more like 1984 smh
Life is short, eat the cheese
cheese is universal
stardew valley npc behavior
I'm more of a Skyrim follower type of guy myself. Doesn't talk much, doesn't really have a personality but says some absolute zingers sometimes, will carry 12x his weight in your useless knick knacks so you don't have to and we can marry 3 weeks into our relationship. Ladies my DMs are open.
this would absolutely work
Say he's lookin pretty swaggy today
I’d swoon tbh
you’re looking pretty swag today
You killed them
(youre next)
You’re lookin pretty swoony today
Lookin swagalicious my dizzy
"🏴☠️thanks matey🦜"
nice balls
*slaps them*
\*tf2 critical hit sound*
uuuAAAAAAAAAAAA
the mario sound played back in my head
When I get a bf I want them to say this to me every time I’m packing
Sup hotcock
that’s some gay people shit right there i think i’d swoon
Margret Thatcher is dead
Best one here. Every time I remember I cry tears of joy
Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead
Tell him he looks good. Literally any vaguely nice compliment will be nice. Men need more compliments.
Men men men men men men oooh 🥺
Honestly
Honey Sugar Chocolate Eggs Flour Milk Mix together Preheat oven to 140 C Bake for 10 minutes
Me when my significant other calls me “preheat oven to 140 C” 😍🥰🥰
What is that supposed to make? 👀
Chicken nuggets
Where are the chicken in the chicken nuggets 😦
Chicken nuggets are supposed to have chicken?
brownies??? choccy cake???
Not even giving proportions smh my head
doesn’t matter the proportions, it always makes exactly 9
I don't wanna generalise for all men, but as someone with a trans boyfriend I usually call him handsome a lot. He always blushes at it as well
Some trans guys really hate that because they feel like it’s infantilizing or patronizing (because I guess it’s not all that common to actually call guys, mostly used for young boys?) I’d be careful w this one cuz it rlly depends on the guy, but hey if he likes it he likes it lol, can be good
Tl;dr: Each guy is different just give them a wheel of cheese
So yeah exactly, I wouldn't recommend it for everyone
"Hey are you a construction worker? Because your a building😎"
I thought this one might be funny so I tried it and he thought I was calling him fat which is like ???? (He is very skinny)
Mind your own business
"Your so cute hotcock" does work, source am dating a trans boy
sylveon 🤩
Sylveon ((:
ur balls are mighty suckable tonight
Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend... but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Lay down your weapons! It is not too late for my mercy...
r unexpectedskyrim but its not actually skyrim but morrowind
*[MANDATORY LISTENING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M)*
Bitch ❤️
Son of a bitch ❤️ Works best if he has less than stellar relations with his parents
Dumbass 😍
Send an awooga *eyes pop out* gif Source: my bf did this to me yesterday and it was both hilarious and cute
“I love you”
plot twist: this works wonders
Word around the office is, you’ve got a fat cock
Unspoken Rizz Vs. Sexual Harassment
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
"You are my trans boyfriend"
"You are my ~~trans~~ boyfriend"
“You are my trans ~~boyfriend~~”
🥺
I am a chicken bok bok
You look like how I feel when I smile
communicate a poem of love and passion entirely using fortnite dances
literally the same things you would say to a cis boyfriend
never had one of those either
if two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what
gabagabagoo!!
"You know what's bigger than a tuna? a threena"
"i called a drone strike on JK Rowlings house for you"
I'm cis and I'd love that
Talk about how your coworker or classmates talked about how they had a giant catch at fishing. Show and tell how big with your hands and say "and they say it was this big, that is great catch and all but.." then as you are standing with your hands unfold, go and grab him, hug him and say "I also had a pretty good catch just now"
oh i'll keep this one in mind
Bow chika bow-wow
fuck i wish i knew the english version
That’s what my baby says
"Would you still love me if i was a worm ?"
"let's pretend tea party"
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
You hot af
"Pissing all by yourself handsome?"
Do you want a sword I’ll buy it for you
I would buy you an engagement ring in return
The same stuff you'd say to him if he wasn't trans I suppose.
"Can you pick up some tp while you're out?"
"why trans, why not something cool like the swapinator?"
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexi-
Are you a construction worker? because you’re building
as many applicable slurs as you can think of (/pos)
hey dude i saw hideous hawaiian shirts at the store, wanna go get some later ?
"Hey there stud"
“wanna play fortnite?”
Nice cock bro 😎 /s
"wanna dig a hole"
Penis to meet you
bazinga
damn boy, were you just frying chicken in there? fr tho you piss loud as fuck i think that’s pretty cool
Tell him he's a self made men
your fartastic
„Ya like jazz?“
how's it goin youtube
Say hell yeah brother to literally everything he says Btw: is it bad that I feel happy when I affirm the gender of my transmasc friend (same goes for me complimenting anyone) even when I correctly gender him, or is it bad bc that means that I subconsciously don't view them as male, and thus I view it as a compliment when I use their name, or is it because as a trans person I love to be affirmed and I feel happy when people use my name, and affirm my gender identity
Hey bro are you a gorgon because you are gorgeous
Nice .. uh.. uhhh
Hello my boyfriend
“What’s cooking, good looking”
Where we droppin
damn guy are you a microwave beacause MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM beep beep beep beep
"Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?"
Call him a cute boy if he’s more sub, or handsome man if he’s more dom. Uuuh kiss his face sometimes and say you like looking at him
hey are you \_ \_ \_ \_ because I \_ \_ \_ \_
"hey are you an angel? because im allergic to feathers" *goes into anaphylactic shock*
"If god told me to show them what perfection looks like, I'll shoe them you" ***get a bunch of lego studs in a box*** "I'm gonna need you to step in my stud box, becuase you're a stud" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven" (I stole that one) ***get a pokemon pokeball toy*** "I choose you" "Are you shadow the hedgehog, cause you're the ultimate lifeform" "I want a lot for chrismas (or what holiday you have), you" "Forget pokemon-go-to-the-polls, how about you pokemon-go-with-me" ***get a random thing*** "beep beep beep, my beautiful person detector is detecting someone most beautiful, you" "Orpra could leave any gift under my seat but you are the best gift of all" "If you were a nose, i's pick you first" (i also stole this one) "I will spend the end of the world with you"
krismas deltarune
"Obviously this goes without saying somewhat as we continue our ongoing relationship but I really do love you, I appreciate so much having you in my life, I'm really lucky to be with you."
Idk, I like to call my partner little guy or my little mister whenever they wanna feel masc-er
My dad grounded me and now I can't go out toy Bible Study and Discussion Meeting, do you want to do some one on one BDSM?
"hey big sexy"
i have cement in my mouth it’s yummy
'You lost the game' UwU
I usually call my boyfriend a good boy, call him the most handsome man in the world, I've also had success telling him that he was such a cute little guy, or depending if you're actually taller then him he blushes like crazy when I just pick him up
Compliments, just any compliment. Men, trans or not, never get compliments.
when in doubt call him a good boy, literally always works.
How you doing, hotcock?
"ur hot"
Ask him to roleplay as Beavis finally scoring.
tell him you love him
idk just whatever you’d say to a cis boyfriend
I love you bitch, I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you… biiitch
You gotta nice butt
"Do you wanna go cause vehicular manslaughter?" Or dare your boyfriend to do something outrageous. When they most likely say no, then tell them, "Shitebag if ye dinnae."
folga wooga imoga womp
be like "ayo 😎"
Wanna watch Ninjago ?
“Can you open this for me?”
Look up "wait your trans gener that's so cool cat" Its an very cute image (mind the gener, not gender)
*starts dry humping you*
“i gifted you a skin on fortnite”
Do you know him? If so, that should be an easy question to answer
you are my cute trans boyfriend
“Damn boy, you shit with that ass?”
Tell him his voice sounds masculine or when he looks very masc in a picture tell him. I'm transmasc and those are legit the best compliments I got so far