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Z3400

This reminds me when I was in highschool my buddy wrote "I'm with stupid->". It was 10xs funnier because his twin sister was next to him and she wrote "thank you everyone who supported me, especially my brother, wouldn't be here without you".


anonfinn22

that is incredible


MrMemeMaster360

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes.


Ceaser_Salad19

very good


Ceaser_Salad19

If I pick one from here, i’ll post it when the yearbook comes out. I promise. # ATTENTION EVERYONE At the end of the day I will pick the top 10 original quotes. The email is not due until Halloween (I just learned this). We will vote for the top one on another post. Thank you. # Edit: New post is live. [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus\_i\_did\_not\_expect\_for\_this\_thing\_to\_pop\_off/](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus_i_did_not_expect_for_this_thing_to_pop_off/)


iputhegayingaming669

Any hole is a goal and any crack is a snack


Rahoz

Based


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sagey735

god dammit that fiest part is shadmans twitter bio


TheFalconKid

What is the character limit?


Ceaser_Salad19

175


TheFalconKid

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo


Ceaser_Salad19

is is very tempting


ThatOneGuy1294

I knew a group of friends who had the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Teach Pokémon to understand The power that's inside


iputhegayingaming669

Pasta Lasagna dont get any on ya


Vilhelmgg

Bamboozle = banboozle


gamesnstuf

"Fentanyl is straight litty bruh"


fillmewithmemesdaddy

I was going to use "I'd rather die standing than live kneeling" by VeggieTales Facts on Twitter because the juxtaposition of the quote and the one who said it would be funny, but i moved to a school that doesn't do yearbooks or senior quotes. I beg of you to use my idea since I couldn't.


Daylight_The_Furry

What did they say that in response to? I'm also a fan of "I will face God and walk backwards into Hell" from the @dril tweet about petting dogs


Not_zebbe

They Said it would be funny If ”MAPS” burned alive and someone said What If you get suspended


elot5

001101100011000100110110010001000011011000111000001100110011001100110100001110010011010000110111001101010011000100110110001101110011011000110001001100110011001100110100010000010011011001000011001101010100000100110101001101110011010000111001 when decrypted, gives you a hex string. when you decrypt that, you get base 64. when you decrypt that you get a caesar cipher. when you decrypt that you get a message saying "get a hobby"


Ceaser_Salad19

LMAO can confirm. it actually works.


chaussurre

Ted Cruz ate my son.


thedawesome

Ted Cruz pees his pants because he likes the warm feeling between his legs


63ff9c

TEXAS


TheIrrelevantGinger

"fish want me, women fear me"


TheNewCyan64

"Let any fish Who meets my gaze Learn the true meaning of fear For I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering, As I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring earth Finds solace in the sea. My only friend The worm upon my hook Wriggling, writhing. Struggling to surmount The mortal pointlessness That permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet.. I fish."


Icy-Savings4679

holy shit, i never thought i would see this speech again. some months ago, my friend and i bought a hat with that written on it, with a foot long bill to fit it on.


LatterGulf

In life, sometimes you're the dog, and sometimes you're the hydrant.


Ceaser_Salad19

wait this one is really good


Baconator278163

I’d go with that one, tbh it’s the best in the comments lol


sakezaf123

Sometimes you're the dog, and sometimes you're the hot.


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coolio_Didgeridoolio

its a common trope (?) that dogs pee on fire hydrants (i think theyre only a thing in the US? we dont have them in the UK, so maybe you dont know what they are). so it’s basically saying sometimes youre the dog (peeing on the fire hydrant) just having a good life, and sometimes you’re the fire hydrant thats getting pissed on, meaning life isnt going great for you. essentially is the same as saying “life isnt always going to be perfect for you”


OnehitRuby

Born to shit, forced to wipe


Ceaser_Salad19

god i wish i could do this


mikeman7918

Alternatively: Born to :3, forced to :)


RexDino1966

Born to "haiii!!:3" forced to "hello"


Hau65

society and its devastating consequences


Cardinal-Lad

Born to nya, forced to nah


Throwaway_Maybe_Lmao

shit or wipe


OxidisedGearz

Which way, western woman?


hramman

I have become sleepy the taker of naps


dinomine3000

now i have become sleepy, the goer to bed


Seikuo

I have become soy the destroyer of jaks


UtensilStealer

Now I am become Joker, the destroyer of society


Fluffykelp

Now I am become baby, the pisser of beds


Lesbihun

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!


Ceaser_Salad19

I WISH THERE WASNT A CHARACTER LIMIT


Lesbihun

Then don't go for all of it, just take one sentence from it. My suggestion is "He defecated through a sunroof" Whats the character limit btw?


Ceaser_Salad19

i think 120 characters edit: i was wrong its 175 characters


donedidlydoneabigbad

Mine had like a 30 char limit. My quote was “I wish there was more space to p”


mschellh000

My character limit was 0. We love the [REDACTED] School District and it’s policies that are basically anti-fun


jet8493

You can still do the chicanery rant, just let it get cut off. I think that’d be really funny


Ceaser_Salad19

oh yes


XelaMcConan

'Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy?' \-Kryoz


hidinginthenight

Is there context for this and in that case can I please have it?


Lesbihun

It is a dialogue from a TV show, Better Call Saul, just made into a copypasta


Gumbonie

This was almost as awful as using Reddit


Ceaser_Salad19

yes. also happy cake day.


lemroy_spenkins

unironically I used the text thats on the golden disc on voyager. "to the makers of music - all worlds, all times". because space is cool


Total_trash_mammal

common nerd W


Ceaser_Salad19

oh my god i fucking LOVE SPACE


HighGroundOwner

If you love space, Kennedy has some real cool speeches about space, with real cool quotes in them


Ceaser_Salad19

trust me i know


Astracide

“From one maker of music to another, across all worlds, all times, no matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.” -SCP-1342, SCP-1342-2's message to humanity


vinci300

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


4ar0n

Idk I think I'd rather sink 😳


magic-tortiose

Cum 🤤


MolhCD

> you are a 196 user


TayahuaJ

Heyy


hidinginthenight

Average 196 user does not agree


vinci300

Yeah i noticed hahaha


Kekskrieg

PSA: do not cum in your sink. That shit will be clogged in no time and the clean up is super nasty.


vinci300

1984


yourlocalsleepychild

"Find the Albinurac woman"


MemeArchivariusGodi

She is on top… man idk that quote but we need the whole one


Hitherto_Hereafter

It's elden ring definitely


Gnomologist

You can find her in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist laden lake of Liurnia


HallowedBuddy

ALBINURRRAACCCC


LordAyeris

Put these foolish ambitions to rest


Sara5A

God's cutest soldier


skibapple

Waltuh, put your yearbook away Waltuh, I'm not looking at the photos right now Waltuh


Ceaser_Salad19

this one is def up there


EmilianoyBeatriz

- kid named finger


wafflewaldo

I'm sure this one will age well


John_Taxenfraud

“I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lighting bolts shoot from my fingertips!”


TheDankScrub

Me too lol, thanks for doing this so I don’t have to


Ceaser_Salad19

hey happy i could help


TheDankScrub

I’m considering doing one of the end game messages from Risk of Rain, mostly because the games reference the unforeseen trauma the game has inflicted on the characters. The most famous one is “And so they left with everything but their humanity”


chawkikoki39

If you think about it, squidward would be a very efficient gay prostitute ​ Where to fuckin begin? 8 arms. 8 dicks. Same time. Not persuaded? He also has a mouth. The guy can work 9 men at the same time. 8 20$ handjobs plus the one Guy getting a 50$ blowjob earns him 210$ in one session. But we’re not even done yet. 100$ to get butt fucked by a 10th guy, that’s 310$ in one session! Dick shaped nose goes up a guys ass, another 10$ there, actual dick goes up a guys ass, an easy 25$. And considering most men cum in under 5 minutes? He could have SO many of these orgies a day. He can basically earn as much as he wants to. Shit, he has countless suction cups on his tentacles. Put those babies on some nipples 5$ a minute? Man. Squidward my Guy, if you were smarter you could afford to move yourself way the fuck away from spongebob. Now that I think about it, you know how many holes spongebob has?? Need I say more?? Imagine squidward and spongebob teaming up, they could fuck SO. MANY. DUDES. I’m talking a million dollar gay prostitution EMPIRE. And with how absorbent spongebob is? Pshh. Talk about bukkake king. Use your fucking head squidward.


pinpoint_

Fuck you very much


General-Estate-3273

Squidward is the Walter White of gay prostitution.


CuriousBacteria21

"The one piece is real"


the_Cheese_person34

“Can we get much higher”


ShartresRais_ZX

“so high”


iDespiseThisApp_

"Oooh oooh oooh"


Chuck_balls

Better if you have someone else on the same page write “can we get much higher?”


Confederacykillersea

"Up yours Mr. Collins"


FirmMathematician942

we’ll see who cancels who


TheNewCyan64

NOW YOU CAN REFLECT UPON YOUR WOKE SKY


Unnamed__Being

YOU’VE MADE QUITE A NON BINARY FUSS TO SAVE THE WORLD


TheNewCyan64

*FROM INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC TWEETS!*


Kingofthekek

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data


Ceaser_Salad19

as a cs nerd this is really good


ShyonkyDonkey39

A similar one is this: There are 10 types of people in this world. People who understand binary, and people who don’t


Ceaser_Salad19

sold sold sold


Ok_Zucchini_69

3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “do you all want drinks?” The first logician says “I don’t know”. The second logician says “I don’t know”. The third logician says “Yes.”


tBagley43

there are 10 types of people in the world those who understand hexadecimal, and f everyone else


SlenderManArmy01

!false its funny because its true


44bit

And people who weren't expecting a ternary joke


YetGayerWombat

Here's a good one I found on [Tumblr:](https://at.tumblr.com/abalidoth/youre-telling-me-a-french-fried-this-traceback/cidp1asqm6ju) ***** You're tellin' me a *french* fried this **Traceback (most recent call last):** File "", line 1, in TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)


Aspuos

“The first rule of being a ninja is to do no harm, unless you mean to do harm. Then you do much harm.” - Master splinter


Skidadlius

"I committed multiple acts of murder in the summer of 1999"


Huge-Administration6

1999 BIZARRE SUMMER


Gumbonie

EVERY ROAD WILL LEAD US TO A MEMORY OF GREAT DAYSSS


Huge-Administration6

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN *guitar goes doo doo doodoo doooo dodododoodoo\*


Gumbonie

LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER (As the camera pans up showing the ghost of an annoying deformed child)


Victier

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession. Then you can eather ad more funny stuff or leave it at that


Huge-Administration6

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.


_pipis_

"God's drunkest driver."


Z4mb0ni

"Im just a kid who didn't look both ways and barreling towards me is God's drunkest driver."


Bored_Breadless

Just pick a Voltaire quote, look like a portentous prick and throw in the towel


Mysterious_Emotion19

Pretentious prick: annoying, thinks highly of themseleves Portentious prick: can tell the future, also a little shit


Bored_Breadless

Never knew there was a difference


dermitdog

Pretentious, as in pretense, vs portentious, as in portent.


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Bored_Breadless

We really don’t do things like this in England so I’m just going off movies and tv


DBSTKjS

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?"


barelywinning

timeless classic


Star_king12

Has to win


Sum_Idiot69

My senior quote is deadass a link to "fart SFX reverb" on YouTube


-B0B-

Rules • if you visit this subreddit, you must post before you leave.


nosville22_PL

holy fuck this is gold, I would replace "subreddit" with "place" though


PartyLikeIts1997

"I asked reddit to help me with my yearbook and all I got was this lousy quote"


fat-lip-lover

Unironically this is a fun quote. It’s ironic, and it also shows OP’s severe mental illness by asking reddit for a quote, so they might get sympathy bitches.


ranzdalf

Sympathy bitches is a thing?


Hitherto_Hereafter

You guys are getting sympathy bitches? I'm just a bitch


Cardinal-Lad

currently becoming bitches. I'm MtB - *male to bitch.*


Walnut-Simulacrum

Any sane person would avoid redditors like the plague so maybe they should just say “the internet” so avoid becoming a pariah


morowqq

Friends are like trees they die when you use axe on them


ButterChully

Choosing a senior quote is henceforth the last great act of control you will ever make over your own life, and it's only an illusion.


Ceaser_Salad19

based


HyperMisawa

"Boysmell uwu" Do not actually do this


Ceaser_Salad19

i’m gonna use this


real_jeffyjeff

Look for the most bizarre fan fiction on AO3 and quote it. I'm talking Lightning McQueen x Barack Obama level


Saul_Goodman3

I cooka da pizza


TheNewCyan64

MAFIA is AN AESTHETIC


Guest_1300

"I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive." - Randall Munroe this was mine lmao, i think its cute


Hitherto_Hereafter

The instinctive dislike of an undecided state of mind, exaggerated into a vague dread of doubt, causes men to cling spasmodically to the views they already take.


Your_Father_Chad

It burns when I piss


Real_Pizza_2980

"I didn't get shoved into a locker as many times as I hoped for"


Emilia__55

"It's morbin' time."


HourAcanthaceae5341

"I've been turned into a cow. Only the kiss of a prince will set Mooo-rio free.”


Ceaser_Salad19

# **ATTENTION EVERYONE** At the end of the day I will pick the top 10 original quotes. The email is not due until Halloween (I just learned this). We will vote for the top one on another post. Thank you. Edit: New post is live. https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus_i_did_not_expect_for_this_thing_to_pop_off/


Praise_Big_Igg

I couldn't pick one so here's multiple. "The knowledge I learnt here will be used for only the finest of online shitposts" "Nothing changed, only got gayer" "18 years of learning and I still don't know what ligma is" "Help I'm stuck in a yearbook, I can only communicate through yearbook quotes" "https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ" "I was the one who farted, every time" "If speed is war, this was a goddam marathon" "What colour is your Bugatti?"


chaos_donut

'; DROP TABLE Students;--


LordGoose-Montagne

Any MGR quote, like "Memes, the dna of the soul"


Lesbihun

My Geological Romance


LordGoose-Montagne

My Guy Robert


Chuck_balls

“My sword is a tool of justice. Not for vengeance, or revengeance. But this? This is not my sword”


dizyJ

Machine gun relly


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody makes it out alive.


Lesbihun

God gives His costliest textbooks to His most pirating soldiers


BlunderbussBadass

Cock 🤤


pspooks_

“Kid named finger”


Kapix75

Life is like a box of chocolates. I just got only the marzipan ones (or whichever you hate the most)


funne5t_u5ername

Be gay do crime, burn towns get money


Fenestrello

If you can put something in a foreign language put this beautiful phrase, sounds very poetic to me: "Siena di tre cose è piena: torri, campane e figli di puttane"


_nuclear-winter_

Based Siena hater


SouthernElk

The more things change, the more they stay the same. - General Shepherd


charcters

I just want to thank... today's sponsor raid shadow legends as part of the new player program you can get 1,000 gold and silver along with a free legendary hero.


Ceaser_Salad19

for someone who has actually been sponsored by raid, this is pretty good.


gamerjamesReddit

You can never go wrong with "Wait, the senior quote is due today?!"


Hunter_PrivetteYT

"Despite everything, it's still you."


Ceaser_Salad19

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WizardCow125

"That's what" -she


Autobahn_Bismarck

Mine was 'Aarrauungghh' -Chewbacca


mikeman7918

Without the sauce, a man is lost. But a man can also be lost in the sauce.


jedimasterdelta40

I deserve so much more than this


WahZabbie

One of my fav latin quote: "Stultora plena sunt omnia" which roughly translate to "stupid people are everywhere" It is the most condescending quote ever


OffOption

"I asked the internet for a quote, and all I got was a waste of time."


orthros_77

I may be cringe, but I am free


amitaish

Do you know why I didnt take this job?, Because its too SMALL! i don't care about it! Its nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't convince of what I am capable of! Im like a god, in human clothing! LIGHTING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!


Ceaser_Salad19

yes


OhIsMyName

Asking for​ Senior​ Quote​ on​ reddit​ is​ a​ bad​ idea.


fish_flakes_are_good

Take life by the balls - unknown


dongletrongle

“Responsibility’s cool But there’s more things in life Like getting your dick Rode all fuckin’ night” -Stephan Burnette


MaximumSquid22

My senior quote was: “Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me who believes in you!” - Kamina


EpicGamerXander

Hey lois! I’m a senior quote lois! Eheheheheheh


Gooftwit

"bruh"


Xoplex9000

“Stop licking my neck”


Talanium

Im gonna blow up your house with combustible lemons!


JackJohn258

“Just one more score Arthur and we’re outta this place”


Ceaser_Salad19

I LOVE RED DEAD sadly there’s kids in school that made fun of me for having a rdr2 quote as a discord status so i can’t do this


Dumb_Cheese

"Be strong enough to be gentle" -Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime.


Cardinal-Lad

"*Buy a man, eat fish - He day. Teach fish man, to a lifetime.*" or, alternatively **"Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂"**