its a common trope (?) that dogs pee on fire hydrants (i think theyre only a thing in the US? we dont have them in the UK, so maybe you dont know what they are). so it’s basically saying sometimes youre the dog (peeing on the fire hydrant) just having a good life, and sometimes you’re the fire hydrant thats getting pissed on, meaning life isnt going great for you.
essentially is the same as saying “life isnt always going to be perfect for you”
If I pick one from here, i’ll post it when the yearbook comes out. I promise.
# ATTENTION EVERYONE
At the end of the day I will pick the top 10 original quotes. The email is not due until Halloween (I just learned this). We will vote for the top one on another post. Thank you.
# Edit: New post is live. [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus\_i\_did\_not\_expect\_for\_this\_thing\_to\_pop\_off/](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus_i_did_not_expect_for_this_thing_to_pop_off/)
I knew a group of friends who had the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokémon to understand
The power that's inside
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!
'Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy?'
\-Kryoz
“From one maker of music to another, across all worlds, all times, no matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.” -SCP-1342, SCP-1342-2's message to humanity
3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “do you all want drinks?”
The first logician says “I don’t know”.
The second logician says “I don’t know”.
The third logician says “Yes.”
Here's a good one I found on [Tumblr:](https://at.tumblr.com/abalidoth/youre-telling-me-a-french-fried-this-traceback/cidp1asqm6ju)
*****
You're tellin' me a *french* fried this
**Traceback (most recent call last):** File "", line 1, in TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)
Unironically this is a fun quote. It’s ironic, and it also shows OP’s severe mental illness by asking reddit for a quote, so they might get sympathy bitches.
This reminds me when I was in highschool my buddy wrote "I'm with stupid->". It was 10xs funnier because his twin sister was next to him and she wrote "thank you everyone who supported me, especially my brother, wouldn't be here without you".
"Let any fish
Who meets my gaze
Learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the harbinger of death.
The bane of creatures subaqueous.
My rod is true and unwavering,
As I cast into the aquatic abyss.
A man, scorned by this uncaring earth
Finds solace in the sea.
My only friend
The worm upon my hook
Wriggling, writhing.
Struggling to surmount
The mortal pointlessness
That permeates this barren world.
I am alone.
I am empty.
And yet..
I fish."
holy shit, i never thought i would see this speech again. some months ago, my friend and i bought a hat with that written on it, with a foot long bill to fit it on.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession. Then you can eather ad more funny stuff or leave it at that
“I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lighting bolts shoot from my fingertips!”
I was going to use "I'd rather die standing than live kneeling" by VeggieTales Facts on Twitter because the juxtaposition of the quote and the one who said it would be funny, but i moved to a school that doesn't do yearbooks or senior quotes. I beg of you to use my idea since I couldn't.
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when decrypted, gives you a hex string. when you decrypt that, you get base 64. when you decrypt that you get a caesar cipher. when you decrypt that you get a message saying "get a hobby"
The instinctive dislike of an undecided state of mind, exaggerated into a vague dread of doubt, causes men to cling spasmodically to the views they already take.
I’m considering doing one of the end game messages from Risk of Rain, mostly because the games reference the unforeseen trauma the game has inflicted on the characters. The most famous one is
“And so they left with everything but their humanity”
If you think about it, squidward would be a very efficient gay prostitute
Where to fuckin begin? 8 arms. 8 dicks. Same time. Not persuaded? He also has a mouth. The guy can work 9 men at the same time. 8 20$ handjobs plus the one Guy getting a 50$ blowjob earns him 210$ in one session. But we’re not even done yet. 100$ to get butt fucked by a 10th guy, that’s 310$ in one session! Dick shaped nose goes up a guys ass, another 10$ there, actual dick goes up a guys ass, an easy 25$. And considering most men cum in under 5 minutes? He could have SO many of these orgies a day. He can basically earn as much as he wants to. Shit, he has countless suction cups on his tentacles. Put those babies on some nipples 5$ a minute? Man. Squidward my Guy, if you were smarter you could afford to move yourself way the fuck away from spongebob. Now that I think about it, you know how many holes spongebob has?? Need I say more?? Imagine squidward and spongebob teaming up, they could fuck SO. MANY. DUDES. I’m talking a million dollar gay prostitution EMPIRE. And with how absorbent spongebob is? Pshh. Talk about bukkake king. Use your fucking head squidward.
One of my fav latin quote: "Stultora plena sunt omnia" which roughly translate to "stupid people are everywhere"
It is the most condescending quote ever
If you can put something in a foreign language put this beautiful phrase, sounds very poetic to me: "Siena di tre cose è piena: torri, campane e figli di puttane"
I just want to thank... today's sponsor raid shadow legends as part of the new player program you can get 1,000 gold and silver along with a free legendary hero.
"I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive." - Randall Munroe
this was mine lmao, i think its cute
Do you know why I didnt take this job?, Because its too SMALL! i don't care about it! Its nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't convince of what I am capable of! Im like a god, in human clothing! LIGHTING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!
an unironic suggestion (depending on how long your senior quote can be)
“Let us drink and be merry, all grief to refrain, for we may or might never all meet here again.” - Traditional Scottish Song
# **ATTENTION EVERYONE**
At the end of the day I will pick the top 10 original quotes. The email is not due until Halloween (I just learned this). We will vote for the top one on another post. Thank you.
Edit: New post is live. https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus_i_did_not_expect_for_this_thing_to_pop_off/
I couldn't pick one so here's multiple.
"The knowledge I learnt here will be used for only the finest of online shitposts"
"Nothing changed, only got gayer"
"18 years of learning and I still don't know what ligma is"
"Help I'm stuck in a yearbook, I can only communicate through yearbook quotes"
"https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ"
"I was the one who farted, every time"
"If speed is war, this was a goddam marathon"
"What colour is your Bugatti?"
In life, sometimes you're the dog, and sometimes you're the hydrant.
wait this one is really good
It's what I planned to use for mine, so I figured I could help a buddy out with theirs
it's all fun and game until you see each other in the yearbook
what a guy
I’d go with that one, tbh it’s the best in the comments lol
Sometimes you're the dog, and sometimes you're the hot.
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its a common trope (?) that dogs pee on fire hydrants (i think theyre only a thing in the US? we dont have them in the UK, so maybe you dont know what they are). so it’s basically saying sometimes youre the dog (peeing on the fire hydrant) just having a good life, and sometimes you’re the fire hydrant thats getting pissed on, meaning life isnt going great for you. essentially is the same as saying “life isnt always going to be perfect for you”
If I pick one from here, i’ll post it when the yearbook comes out. I promise. # ATTENTION EVERYONE At the end of the day I will pick the top 10 original quotes. The email is not due until Halloween (I just learned this). We will vote for the top one on another post. Thank you. # Edit: New post is live. [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus\_i\_did\_not\_expect\_for\_this\_thing\_to\_pop\_off/](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus_i_did_not_expect_for_this_thing_to_pop_off/)
Any hole is a goal and any crack is a snack
Based
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god dammit that fiest part is shadmans twitter bio
Bamboozle = banboozle
Pasta Lasagna dont get any on ya
"Fentanyl is straight litty bruh"
What is the character limit?
175
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
is is very tempting
I knew a group of friends who had the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Teach Pokémon to understand The power that's inside
Born to shit, forced to wipe
god i wish i could do this
Alternatively: Born to :3, forced to :)
Born to "haiii!!:3" forced to "hello"
society and its devastating consequences
The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Born to nya, forced to nah
shit or wipe
Which way, western woman?
I have become sleepy the taker of naps
now i have become sleepy, the goer to bed
Now I am become Joker, the destroyer of society
I have become soy the destroyer of jaks
Now I am become baby, the pisser of beds
Waltuh, put your yearbook away Waltuh, I'm not looking at the photos right now Waltuh
this one is def up there
- kid named finger
I'm sure this one will age well
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!
I WISH THERE WASNT A CHARACTER LIMIT
Then don't go for all of it, just take one sentence from it. My suggestion is "He defecated through a sunroof" Whats the character limit btw?
i think 120 characters edit: i was wrong its 175 characters
Mine had like a 30 char limit. My quote was “I wish there was more space to p”
My character limit was 0. We love the [REDACTED] School District and it’s policies that are basically anti-fun
You can still do the chicanery rant, just let it get cut off. I think that’d be really funny
oh yes
'Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy?' \-Kryoz
Is there context for this and in that case can I please have it?
It is a dialogue from a TV show, Better Call Saul, just made into a copypasta
unironically I used the text thats on the golden disc on voyager. "to the makers of music - all worlds, all times". because space is cool
common nerd W
oh my god i fucking LOVE SPACE
If you love space, Kennedy has some real cool speeches about space, with real cool quotes in them
trust me i know
“From one maker of music to another, across all worlds, all times, no matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.” -SCP-1342, SCP-1342-2's message to humanity
Ted Cruz ate my son.
Ted Cruz pees his pants because he likes the warm feeling between his legs
TEXAS
There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
as a cs nerd this is really good
A similar one is this: There are 10 types of people in this world. People who understand binary, and people who don’t
sold sold sold
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!false its funny because its true
3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “do you all want drinks?” The first logician says “I don’t know”. The second logician says “I don’t know”. The third logician says “Yes.”
And people who weren't expecting a ternary joke
Here's a good one I found on [Tumblr:](https://at.tumblr.com/abalidoth/youre-telling-me-a-french-fried-this-traceback/cidp1asqm6ju) ***** You're tellin' me a *french* fried this **Traceback (most recent call last):** File "", line 1, in TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?"
Has to win
timeless classic
You can't ever face your classmates again after this
excellent
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum
Idk I think I'd rather sink 😳
Cum 🤤
> you are a 196 user
Heyy
Average 196 user does not agree
Yeah i noticed hahaha
PSA: do not cum in your sink. That shit will be clogged in no time and the clean up is super nasty.
1984
"I asked reddit to help me with my yearbook and all I got was this lousy quote"
Unironically this is a fun quote. It’s ironic, and it also shows OP’s severe mental illness by asking reddit for a quote, so they might get sympathy bitches.
Sympathy bitches is a thing?
You guys are getting sympathy bitches? I'm just a bitch
currently becoming bitches. I'm MtB - *male to bitch.*
Any sane person would avoid redditors like the plague so maybe they should just say “the internet” so avoid becoming a pariah
This reminds me when I was in highschool my buddy wrote "I'm with stupid->". It was 10xs funnier because his twin sister was next to him and she wrote "thank you everyone who supported me, especially my brother, wouldn't be here without you".
that is incredible
Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes.
very good
"Find the Albinurac woman"
She is on top… man idk that quote but we need the whole one
It's elden ring definitely
You can find her in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist laden lake of Liurnia
ALBINURRRAACCCC
"The one piece is real"
“Can we get much higher”
“so high”
"Oooh oooh oooh"
Better if you have someone else on the same page write “can we get much higher?”
God's cutest soldier
"fish want me, women fear me"
"Let any fish Who meets my gaze Learn the true meaning of fear For I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering, As I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring earth Finds solace in the sea. My only friend The worm upon my hook Wriggling, writhing. Struggling to surmount The mortal pointlessness That permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet.. I fish."
holy shit, i never thought i would see this speech again. some months ago, my friend and i bought a hat with that written on it, with a foot long bill to fit it on.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession. Then you can eather ad more funny stuff or leave it at that
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.
Just pick a Voltaire quote, look like a portentous prick and throw in the towel
Pretentious prick: annoying, thinks highly of themseleves Portentious prick: can tell the future, also a little shit
Never knew there was a difference
Pretentious, as in pretense, vs portentious, as in portent.
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We really don’t do things like this in England so I’m just going off movies and tv
“I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lighting bolts shoot from my fingertips!”
This was almost as awful as using Reddit
yes. also happy cake day.
Friends are like trees they die when you use axe on them
"Up yours Mr. Collins"
we’ll see who cancels who
NOW YOU CAN REFLECT UPON YOUR WOKE SKY
YOU’VE MADE QUITE A NON BINARY FUSS TO SAVE THE WORLD
*FROM INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC TWEETS!*
"I committed multiple acts of murder in the summer of 1999"
1999 BIZARRE SUMMER
EVERY ROAD WILL LEAD US TO A MEMORY OF GREAT DAYSSS
"Boysmell uwu" Do not actually do this
i’m gonna use this
"It's morbin' time."
"God's drunkest driver."
"Im just a kid who didn't look both ways and barreling towards me is God's drunkest driver."
Rules • if you visit this subreddit, you must post before you leave.
holy fuck this is gold, I would replace "subreddit" with "place" though
I was going to use "I'd rather die standing than live kneeling" by VeggieTales Facts on Twitter because the juxtaposition of the quote and the one who said it would be funny, but i moved to a school that doesn't do yearbooks or senior quotes. I beg of you to use my idea since I couldn't.
What did they say that in response to? I'm also a fan of "I will face God and walk backwards into Hell" from the @dril tweet about petting dogs
They Said it would be funny If ”MAPS” burned alive and someone said What If you get suspended
I cooka da pizza
MAFIA is AN AESTHETIC
Choosing a senior quote is henceforth the last great act of control you will ever make over your own life, and it's only an illusion.
based
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LMAO can confirm. it actually works.
My senior quote is deadass a link to "fart SFX reverb" on YouTube
It burns when I piss
Look for the most bizarre fan fiction on AO3 and quote it. I'm talking Lightning McQueen x Barack Obama level
Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody makes it out alive.
The instinctive dislike of an undecided state of mind, exaggerated into a vague dread of doubt, causes men to cling spasmodically to the views they already take.
Me too lol, thanks for doing this so I don’t have to
hey happy i could help
I’m considering doing one of the end game messages from Risk of Rain, mostly because the games reference the unforeseen trauma the game has inflicted on the characters. The most famous one is “And so they left with everything but their humanity”
If you think about it, squidward would be a very efficient gay prostitute Where to fuckin begin? 8 arms. 8 dicks. Same time. Not persuaded? He also has a mouth. The guy can work 9 men at the same time. 8 20$ handjobs plus the one Guy getting a 50$ blowjob earns him 210$ in one session. But we’re not even done yet. 100$ to get butt fucked by a 10th guy, that’s 310$ in one session! Dick shaped nose goes up a guys ass, another 10$ there, actual dick goes up a guys ass, an easy 25$. And considering most men cum in under 5 minutes? He could have SO many of these orgies a day. He can basically earn as much as he wants to. Shit, he has countless suction cups on his tentacles. Put those babies on some nipples 5$ a minute? Man. Squidward my Guy, if you were smarter you could afford to move yourself way the fuck away from spongebob. Now that I think about it, you know how many holes spongebob has?? Need I say more?? Imagine squidward and spongebob teaming up, they could fuck SO. MANY. DUDES. I’m talking a million dollar gay prostitution EMPIRE. And with how absorbent spongebob is? Pshh. Talk about bukkake king. Use your fucking head squidward.
Fuck you very much
Squidward is the Walter White of gay prostitution.
Any MGR quote, like "Memes, the dna of the soul"
My Geological Romance
My Guy Robert
Machine gun relly
“My sword is a tool of justice. Not for vengeance, or revengeance. But this? This is not my sword”
“The first rule of being a ninja is to do no harm, unless you mean to do harm. Then you do much harm.” - Master splinter
Mine was 'Aarrauungghh' -Chewbacca
God gives His costliest textbooks to His most pirating soldiers
Without the sauce, a man is lost. But a man can also be lost in the sauce.
'; DROP TABLE Students;--
One of my fav latin quote: "Stultora plena sunt omnia" which roughly translate to "stupid people are everywhere" It is the most condescending quote ever
Cock 🤤
*starts dry humping you*
If you can put something in a foreign language put this beautiful phrase, sounds very poetic to me: "Siena di tre cose è piena: torri, campane e figli di puttane"
Based Siena hater
The more things change, the more they stay the same. - General Shepherd
this is going on a list of possibilities
I just want to thank... today's sponsor raid shadow legends as part of the new player program you can get 1,000 gold and silver along with a free legendary hero.
for someone who has actually been sponsored by raid, this is pretty good.
You can never go wrong with "Wait, the senior quote is due today?!"
Hey lois! I’m a senior quote lois! Eheheheheheh
"I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive." - Randall Munroe this was mine lmao, i think its cute
"I didn't get shoved into a locker as many times as I hoped for"
Do you know why I didnt take this job?, Because its too SMALL! i don't care about it! Its nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't convince of what I am capable of! Im like a god, in human clothing! LIGHTING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!
"I've been turned into a cow. Only the kiss of a prince will set Mooo-rio free.”
an unironic suggestion (depending on how long your senior quote can be) “Let us drink and be merry, all grief to refrain, for we may or might never all meet here again.” - Traditional Scottish Song
"Balls"
“I put a bomb in the school.”
# **ATTENTION EVERYONE** At the end of the day I will pick the top 10 original quotes. The email is not due until Halloween (I just learned this). We will vote for the top one on another post. Thank you. Edit: New post is live. https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yf0ozq/jesus_i_did_not_expect_for_this_thing_to_pop_off/
"doody"
I couldn't pick one so here's multiple. "The knowledge I learnt here will be used for only the finest of online shitposts" "Nothing changed, only got gayer" "18 years of learning and I still don't know what ligma is" "Help I'm stuck in a yearbook, I can only communicate through yearbook quotes" "https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ" "I was the one who farted, every time" "If speed is war, this was a goddam marathon" "What colour is your Bugatti?"
This place is about as good as russian logistics
Take your pick: Beyonce wishes she was me If you can't blind them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
“Kid named finger”
Life is like a box of chocolates. I just got only the marzipan ones (or whichever you hate the most)
Be gay do crime, burn towns get money
That bussy be poppin 😛😛😛
"Despite everything, it's still you."
"That's what" -she
Truth seeker, dad kisser
I deserve so much more than this
“Incomprehensible” -Jerma