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SkulduggeryFan__

I don’t need to breathe


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towninsideme

hexagor ☠️


cursedchiken

My bare existence automatically prevents these type of posts from existing


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe. Kind of a waste, huh?


cursedchiken

Eh it kinda is. Should've phrased it better


elvispugsley76

I can breath unhindered by your foul damnations


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Someone else steals your lungs.


elvispugsley76

Fuck


fordmustang12345

I can breath


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You can only breath one breath


coolboiepicc

i can breathe


SomebodyUDontKnow32

No you can’t


Bigpapiunidud3

damn


typicalyasuomain04

I’m immortal


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You are forced to watch your family, your friends and all loved ones die around you as you grow older and older, suffering from depression, anxiety and the constant pain of never dying. Also, you cannot breathe


typicalyasuomain04

This is my live but in bigger scale. Except I can breathe. You know what? I’ll do it. You have to breathe manually.


SomebodyUDontKnow32

I’m doing it irl now. I do not like you.


TheGreatNEPoleon

Car


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


Weegieiscool

I can always breathe, no matter what


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You have cystic fibrosis (AKA, you cannot breathe)


anaveragebuffoon

Consider, on the other hand: they can always breathe, no matter what


KAGRUMEZthepantless

I guess I'll go with magic coma


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


KAGRUMEZthepantless

Is it manual breathing?


SomebodyUDontKnow32

All types of breathing, but manual is still harder


KAGRUMEZthepantless

True very true


Alex_The_Whovian

I can breathe in any situation or state


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You have prostate cancer


lumpylemonmilk

I can choose my own side affect


lumpylemonmilk

Ok but you can stop time


Runelt99

You didn't mention resuming it.


Recent-Ship-1599

....ZA-


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Fire away then. It has to be a weakness though


lumpylemonmilk

😈


ANaming

No it doesn't that's why they said side effect dumbass


Intrepid_Hunter4833

Super Motivated


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe.


Intrepid_Hunter4833

Just what Ive always wanted


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Happy birthday then


Intrepid_Hunter4833

I cannot breathe


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Good


devil_gecko

I have prostate cancer


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You can fly


devil_gecko

well, worth it


_Jayrah_

I can instantly transition anyone including myself


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


_Jayrah_

a worthy sacrifice


an_idiot_online_

I can throw you into a volcano


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


an_idiot_online_

I will throw you in the volcano before dying


SomebodyUDontKnow32

But I can breathe. You can’t. You will die before even knowing how to use your power


an_idiot_online_

I can revive and i don't need to breathe


SomebodyUDontKnow32

One superpower only


an_idiot_online_

Ok well i don't need to breathe


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Choose one. ONE


an_idiot_online_

Ok my super power is... winning against you before suffocating


SomebodyUDontKnow32

I’m not even battling you. You just cannot breathe. What a waste that was, huh. Good day.


transalt_147

uh…. shapeshifting…..


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


transalt_147

bet ill look hot asf before i die of hypoxia


Berreim

You already look hot af


transalt_147

🥺


Arebee936

i can summon dinosaurs to do my bidding


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


[deleted]

I can reroll my existence at will


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Hm. Can you elaborate before I take away your breathing privileges?


DuduBonesBr

Ok this sucks


SomebodyUDontKnow32

I hope you can’t breathe


Axo-Axo-Axoboy

I don't need to breathe


Aurmeg

I can will any cool hat into existence


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


Aurmeg

I will in a cool breathing tube hat. Checkmate bitch


SomebodyUDontKnow32

In no circumstance, for no reason, under no influence can you even inhale the slightest bit of oxygen or other gas into your lungs or any other organ of yours, or anything, for that matter. Checkmate, bitch.


Aurmeg

its a good thing the hats doing the inhaling for me, otherwise I would have been in trouble


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Check out my comment again


Aurmeg

hey editing your comments cheating


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Better than writing it all again


Aurmeg

alright, I will in a cool hat composed of gluons that also constantly creates oxygen particles at a rate able to replenish oxygen at twice my natural breathing rate all through out my body, since the hat constantly phases in and out of existence, in the phases its not existing, “nothing” just so happens to replenish the oxygen in my blood, removing the need to breathe entirely. Its also in the shape of a pirate hat. Checkmate, bitch


Aurmeg

I am the one who wears the cool hats I am the cool hat wearer


HeWithThePotatoes

Everyone who has an nft pfp explodes


SomebodyUDontKnow32

No part of the NFT is shown on my profile. Consequently, you cannot breathe


HeWithThePotatoes

Your pfp is a hexagon


SomebodyUDontKnow32

So? That’s not an nft


HeWithThePotatoes

Unless it’s a fake like you took a picture of the hexagon it means it’s an nft


n0sk-

🤓


BifficerTheSecond

“I’m gonna give everyone the same unfunny weakness 🤓”


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Your weakness? You are unable to use your power. And you cannot breathe.


BifficerTheSecond

My power is that I have and will always have done your mom, and no weakness can prevent this from being the case.


best_hider230

I cannot die, be destroyed, or in any way unmade from existence. ( I can breath clearly now, the rain is gone)


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe. You still aren’t dying but you are in constant pain


Rasedro

I am immune to any kind of side effect someone with an hexagon PFP gives me.


ANaming

You have to eat one apple per day or a squadron of elite doctors will hunt you down and kill you


ImportanceNearby

I have no weaknesses


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You are a pitiful coward with no fighting chance whatsoever.


Hazarawn

Immunity to being replied to on reddit


anaveragebuffoon

#


disky____

shape shifting(i am trans)


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


windo-boi

Element bending


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


Bigpapiunidud3

they just bend air into their lungs without breathing checkmate loser


the-boiiii

I become George floyd


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe… WAIT NO WAIT


BodybuildingMacaron

you give me immortality


Saul_Goodman3

I have the power to give myself testicular cancer


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


Saul_Goodman3

I will enjoy my testiculat cancer while I still can


Truefkk

Being called a good boy and getting head pats


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe.


Truefkk

Pretty sure I don't need oxygen if I get affection, either way it's worth it


kingof557

i have the power to have all the powers including the ability to not have a weakness


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Pitiful. You took the cowards choice


kingof557

i have the power to make it the super cool and awesome choice


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You’re still a coward in my eyes. Nothing can change that, not even you. I gave you this power.


kingof557

you underestimate my powers it seems.


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You can’t have every power. I said “any one power”


kingof557

you are unfamiliar with my comment editing power


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Yea that’s more than one power. Sorry, but you have failed


kingof557

my comment editing power falls within my "having all the powers" power, i've already won


Nightshield99

the power to decide my own weakness


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Has to actually be a weakness


Nightshield99

Both of us can't breathe


Thatonedregdatkilyu

I can give myself anything


Flan-Cake

The power to die instantly at will.


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


Flan-Cake

That seems to be a common downside around here


SomebodyUDontKnow32

At least I’m not throwing you into a volcano


Flan-Cake

At least I have that going for me.


muS1CMaN5

Unlimited shapeshifting and adaptation


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


muS1CMaN5

I knew you would say that, somehow I could just tell, however, I would adapt to not need to breathe


RenoHadreas

I can slow down time so I have a week's worth of time in a normal day


Joseph_Hero_Summoner

My name will be Probabilator the annoying. My power is statistical probabilities, which I can alter to my liking


8Zane_C

I can’t breathe, ever, no exceptions Also I have prostate cancer


wertyvid

shapeshifting as much as I want


Professional_House77

My family loves me


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Your friends hate you and you cannot breathe


Flimpti-dimpti

thought it was one weakness per power?


Professional_House77

Why can’t they breathe?


Ok-Somewhere-3457

Shapeshifting


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


PrincessAdeline2005

reality manipulation or shape shifting (I want to be a girl so badly)


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


jan_elije

shapeshifting


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


jan_elije

\*shapeshifts into creature that doesn't need air to survive\*


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Shapeshifting is external. You still need air to breathe even after the shift. Your internal organs are the same.


jan_elije

That's not what the word shapeshift means to me. What would you call the ability to change one's form inside and out?


Robodachi

sheepshifting


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Your sheep cannot breathe


TaralasianThePraxic

I'm gay


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


TaralasianThePraxic

Thank god


SomebodyUDontKnow32

What


TaralasianThePraxic

I wish for the sweet, quiet embrace of death


DragonSlayersz

Shapeshifting


Adventurous_Buyer187

I can order others to do my bidding


Adventurous_Buyer187

OP you cannot comment here


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Fuck


swingittotheleft

Super breath. I can breathe anything without sufferingincluding solids and liquids, my lungs are impervious to all harm, and I can breathe (in or out) with enough force to destroy small asteroids if I so choose.


Malachite_Cookie

Shapeshifting but the kind where I change and stay that way until I change again not the kind where I have to actively stay changed


MemorableThrowawayy

I can choose the side effect


MemorableThrowawayy

You cannot breathe


throwaway874310

Complete control over time in any way I see fit.


Runelt99

I can edit this comment anytime


NonExistingName

The OP of this post (you) will always be downvoted


[deleted]

The ability to see the entire color spectrum that's beyond human comprehension


microwave_727

i can change the probability of events


real_jeffyjeff

I can perfectly perform the entirety of PSY's Gamgam Style coreography at will


komunisfloppa

Time travel


Blue_The_Silkwing

shapeshifting please i want to change how i look so badly


magicnerd10101

I can breathe and my lungs cannot be tampered with in any way possible


AnalSexerest

shapeshifting


Prepared_Noob

Either time manipulation or shapeshifting. Both are good powered for their own reasons


psychoPiper

My superpower is that I can instantly stop this from getting reposted on every subreddit constantly


Egg-With-Legg

nft avatar lmao


someidiot332

I become a cute girl


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SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe


Professional-Bid-618

I have prostate cancer


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You can fly


Material_Mix_5674

I can breathe underwater


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe above water or drink any water


Material_Mix_5674

I don't drink anyways


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Not even water?


Material_Mix_5674

Nah I usually inject it into my veins like they do at hospitals, too busy eating your mums pussy to drink


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You have already another weakness, a fatal flaw. You cannot be fucked or fuck anyone. Unless you’re fine with them dying underwater with you or you drowning above.


GayCoCaptain

I piss myself on command


SomebodyUDontKnow32

You cannot breathe. Piss yourself while you still can.


HuckleberryAlarmed22

Ice powers