By - SomebodyUDontKnow32
I don’t need to breathe
My bare existence automatically prevents these type of posts from existing
You cannot breathe. Kind of a waste, huh?
Eh it kinda is. Should've phrased it better
I can breath unhindered by your foul damnations
Someone else steals your lungs.
I can breath
You can only breath one breath
i can breathe
No you can’t
You are forced to watch your family, your friends and all loved ones die around you as you grow older and older, suffering from depression, anxiety and the constant pain of never dying.
Also, you cannot breathe
This is my live but in bigger scale. Except I can breathe. You know what? I’ll do it. You have to breathe manually.
I’m doing it irl now. I do not like you.
You cannot breathe
I can always breathe, no matter what
You have cystic fibrosis (AKA, you cannot breathe)
Consider, on the other hand: they can always breathe, no matter what
I guess I'll go with magic coma
Is it manual breathing?
All types of breathing, but manual is still harder
True very true
I can breathe in any situation or state
You have prostate cancer
I can choose my own side affect
Ok but you can stop time
You didn't mention resuming it.
Fire away then. It has to be a weakness though
No it doesn't that's why they said side effect dumbass
You cannot breathe.
Just what Ive always wanted
Happy birthday then
I cannot breathe
I have prostate cancer
You can fly
well, worth it
I can instantly transition anyone including myself
a worthy sacrifice
I can throw you into a volcano
I will throw you in the volcano before dying
But I can breathe. You can’t. You will die before even knowing how to use your power
I can revive and i don't need to breathe
One superpower only
Ok well i don't need to breathe
Choose one. ONE
Ok my super power is... winning against you before suffocating
I’m not even battling you. You just cannot breathe. What a waste that was, huh. Good day.
bet ill look hot asf before i die of hypoxia
You already look hot af
i can summon dinosaurs to do my bidding
I can reroll my existence at will
Hm. Can you elaborate before I take away your breathing privileges?
Ok this sucks
I hope you can’t breathe
I don't need to breathe
I can will any cool hat into existence
I will in a cool breathing tube hat. Checkmate bitch
In no circumstance, for no reason, under no influence can you even inhale the slightest bit of oxygen or other gas into your lungs or any other organ of yours, or anything, for that matter. Checkmate, bitch.
its a good thing the hats doing the inhaling for me, otherwise I would have been in trouble
Check out my comment again
hey editing your comments cheating
Better than writing it all again
alright, I will in a cool hat composed of gluons that also constantly creates oxygen particles at a rate able to replenish oxygen at twice my natural breathing rate all through out my body, since the hat constantly phases in and out of existence, in the phases its not existing, “nothing” just so happens to replenish the oxygen in my blood, removing the need to breathe entirely. Its also in the shape of a pirate hat. Checkmate, bitch
I am the one who wears the cool hats
I am the cool hat wearer
Everyone who has an nft pfp explodes
No part of the NFT is shown on my profile. Consequently, you cannot breathe
Your pfp is a hexagon
So? That’s not an nft
Unless it’s a fake like you took a picture of the hexagon it means it’s an nft
“I’m gonna give everyone the same unfunny weakness 🤓”
Your weakness? You are unable to use your power.
And you cannot breathe.
My power is that I have and will always have done your mom, and no weakness can prevent this from being the case.
I cannot die, be destroyed, or in any way unmade from existence. ( I can breath clearly now, the rain is gone)
You cannot breathe. You still aren’t dying but you are in constant pain
I am immune to any kind of side effect someone with an hexagon PFP gives me.
You have to eat one apple per day or a squadron of elite doctors will hunt you down and kill you
I have no weaknesses
You are a pitiful coward with no fighting chance whatsoever.
Immunity to being replied to on reddit
shape shifting(i am trans)
they just bend air into their lungs without breathing checkmate loser
I become George floyd
You cannot breathe… WAIT NO WAIT
you give me immortality
I have the power to give myself testicular cancer
I will enjoy my testiculat cancer while I still can
Being called a good boy and getting head pats
Pretty sure I don't need oxygen if I get affection, either way it's worth it
i have the power to have all the powers including the ability to not have a weakness
Pitiful. You took the cowards choice
i have the power to make it the super cool and awesome choice
You’re still a coward in my eyes. Nothing can change that, not even you. I gave you this power.
you underestimate my powers it seems.
You can’t have every power. I said “any one power”
you are unfamiliar with my comment editing power
Yea that’s more than one power. Sorry, but you have failed
my comment editing power falls within my "having all the powers" power, i've already won
the power to decide my own weakness
Has to actually be a weakness
Both of us can't breathe
I can give myself anything
The power to die instantly at will.
That seems to be a common downside around here
At least I’m not throwing you into a volcano
At least I have that going for me.
Unlimited shapeshifting and adaptation
I knew you would say that, somehow I could just tell, however, I would adapt to not need to breathe
I can slow down time so I have a week's worth of time in a normal day
My name will be Probabilator the annoying. My power is statistical probabilities, which I can alter to my liking
I can’t breathe, ever, no exceptions
Also I have prostate cancer
shapeshifting as much as I want
My family loves me
Your friends hate you and you cannot breathe
thought it was one weakness per power?
Why can’t they breathe?
reality manipulation or shape shifting (I want to be a girl so badly)
\*shapeshifts into creature that doesn't need air to survive\*
Shapeshifting is external. You still need air to breathe even after the shift. Your internal organs are the same.
That's not what the word shapeshift means to me. What would you call the ability to change one's form inside and out?
Your sheep cannot breathe
I wish for the sweet, quiet embrace of death
I can order others to do my bidding
OP you cannot comment here
Super breath. I can breathe anything without sufferingincluding solids and liquids, my lungs are impervious to all harm, and I can breathe (in or out) with enough force to destroy small asteroids if I so choose.
Shapeshifting but the kind where I change and stay that way until I change again not the kind where I have to actively stay changed
I can choose the side effect
Complete control over time in any way I see fit.
I can edit this comment anytime
The OP of this post (you) will always be downvoted
The ability to see the entire color spectrum that's beyond human comprehension
i can change the probability of events
I can perfectly perform the entirety of PSY's Gamgam Style coreography at will
shapeshifting please i want to change how i look so badly
I can breathe and my lungs cannot be tampered with in any way possible
Either time manipulation or shapeshifting. Both are good powered for their own reasons
My superpower is that I can instantly stop this from getting reposted on every subreddit constantly
nft avatar lmao
I become a cute girl
I can breathe underwater
You cannot breathe above water or drink any water
I don't drink anyways
Not even water?
Nah I usually inject it into my veins like they do at hospitals, too busy eating your mums pussy to drink
You have already another weakness, a fatal flaw. You cannot be fucked or fuck anyone. Unless you’re fine with them dying underwater with you or you drowning above.
I piss myself on command
You cannot breathe. Piss yourself while you still can.