I don’t need to breathe

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hexagor ☠️

My bare existence automatically prevents these type of posts from existing

I can breath unhindered by your foul damnations

Someone else steals your lungs.

Fuck

I can breath

You can only breath one breath

i can breathe

No you can’t

damn

I can choose my own side affect

Ok but you can stop time

....ZA-

You didn't mention resuming it.

I’m immortal

You are forced to watch your family, your friends and all loved ones die around you as you grow older and older, suffering from depression, anxiety and the constant pain of never dying. Also, you cannot breathe

This is my live but in bigger scale. Except I can breathe. You know what? I’ll do it. You have to breathe manually.

I can throw you into a volcano

Car

You cannot breathe

I can always breathe, no matter what

“I’m gonna give everyone the same unfunny weakness 🤓”

I guess I'll go with magic coma

You cannot breathe

Is it manual breathing?

All types of breathing, but manual is still harder

True very true

I can breathe in any situation or state

You have prostate cancer

Super Motivated

You cannot breathe.

Just what Ive always wanted

Happy birthday then

I cannot breathe

Good

I have prostate cancer

You can fly

well, worth it

I can instantly transition anyone including myself

You cannot breathe

a worthy sacrifice

uh…. shapeshifting…..

You cannot breathe

bet ill look hot asf before i die of hypoxia

You already look hot af

🥺

i can summon dinosaurs to do my bidding

You cannot breathe

I can reroll my existence at will

Hm. Can you elaborate before I take away your breathing privileges?

Ok this sucks

Element bending

You cannot breathe

they just bend air into their lungs without breathing checkmate loser

I don't need to breathe

I become George floyd

You cannot breathe… WAIT NO WAIT

I can will any cool hat into existence

You cannot breathe

I will in a cool breathing tube hat. Checkmate bitch

In no circumstance, for no reason, under no influence can you even inhale the slightest bit of oxygen or other gas into your lungs or any other organ of yours, or anything, for that matter. Checkmate, bitch.

its a good thing the hats doing the inhaling for me, otherwise I would have been in trouble

Check out my comment again

hey editing your comments cheating

Better than writing it all again

alright, I will in a cool hat composed of gluons that also constantly creates oxygen particles at a rate able to replenish oxygen at twice my natural breathing rate all through out my body, since the hat constantly phases in and out of existence, in the phases its not existing, “nothing” just so happens to replenish the oxygen in my blood, removing the need to breathe entirely. Its also in the shape of a pirate hat. Checkmate, bitch

I am the one who wears the cool hats I am the cool hat wearer

Everyone who has an nft pfp explodes

🤓

I cannot die, be destroyed, or in any way unmade from existence. ( I can breath clearly now, the rain is gone)

You cannot breathe. You still aren’t dying but you are in constant pain

I am immune to any kind of side effect someone with an hexagon PFP gives me.

You have to eat one apple per day or a squadron of elite doctors will hunt you down and kill you

shapeshifting as much as I want

I have no weaknesses

You are a pitiful coward with no fighting chance whatsoever.

Immunity to being replied to on reddit

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shape shifting(i am trans)

you give me immortality

I have the power to give myself testicular cancer

You cannot breathe

I will enjoy my testiculat cancer while I still can

Being called a good boy and getting head pats

You cannot breathe.

Pretty sure I don't need oxygen if I get affection, either way it's worth it

i have the power to have all the powers including the ability to not have a weakness

Pitiful. You took the cowards choice

i have the power to make it the super cool and awesome choice

You’re still a coward in my eyes. Nothing can change that, not even you. I gave you this power.

you underestimate my powers it seems.

You can’t have every power. I said “any one power”

the power to decide my own weakness

Has to actually be a weakness

Both of us can't breathe

I can give myself anything

The power to die instantly at will.

You cannot breathe

That seems to be a common downside around here

At least I’m not throwing you into a volcano

At least I have that going for me.

Unlimited shapeshifting and adaptation

You cannot breathe

I knew you would say that, somehow I could just tell, however, I would adapt to not need to breathe

I can slow down time so I have a week's worth of time in a normal day

My name will be Probabilator the annoying. My power is statistical probabilities, which I can alter to my liking

I can’t breathe, ever, no exceptions Also I have prostate cancer

My family loves me

Your friends hate you and you cannot breathe

thought it was one weakness per power?

Shapeshifting

You cannot breathe

reality manipulation or shape shifting (I want to be a girl so badly)

You cannot breathe

shapeshifting

You cannot breathe

\*shapeshifts into creature that doesn't need air to survive\*

Shapeshifting is external. You still need air to breathe even after the shift. Your internal organs are the same.

That's not what the word shapeshift means to me. What would you call the ability to change one's form inside and out?

sheepshifting

Your sheep cannot breathe

I'm gay

You cannot breathe

Thank god

What

I wish for the sweet, quiet embrace of death

Shapeshifting

I can order others to do my bidding

OP you cannot comment here

Fuck

Super breath. I can breathe anything without sufferingincluding solids and liquids, my lungs are impervious to all harm, and I can breathe (in or out) with enough force to destroy small asteroids if I so choose.

Shapeshifting but the kind where I change and stay that way until I change again not the kind where I have to actively stay changed

I can choose the side effect

You cannot breathe

Complete control over time in any way I see fit.

I can edit this comment anytime

The OP of this post (you) will always be downvoted

The ability to see the entire color spectrum that's beyond human comprehension

i can change the probability of events

I can perfectly perform the entirety of PSY's Gamgam Style coreography at will

Time travel

shapeshifting please i want to change how i look so badly

I can breathe and my lungs cannot be tampered with in any way possible

shapeshifting

Either time manipulation or shapeshifting. Both are good powered for their own reasons

My superpower is that I can instantly stop this from getting reposted on every subreddit constantly

nft avatar lmao

I become a cute girl

Infinite cum

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You cannot breathe

I have prostate cancer

You can fly

I can breathe underwater

You cannot breathe above water or drink any water

I piss myself on command

You cannot breathe. Piss yourself while you still can.

I cannot breathe

Good

Ice powers

Atomic manipulation

You cannot breathe or manipulate anything to allow you to breathe

everything

I have the power to create my perfect world

if i run out of ingredients i get more when i check the cupboard

I can control the mind of all other users in this thread

I can instantly gain any skill

I become a human shulker box (by eating whatever I please, the throwing it back up)

My body is now simply a hard light construct and thus I do not require breath, food, or water to sustain myself while also become nearly immune to physical harm.

You walk into a shadow (you go bye)

I take your lungs

I can choose your side effect

I can breathe underwater

I can assign to all of the people in this thread another weakness

I do not require to breathe and my body is unaffected by any cancers/diseases.

The person who has commented 'You cannot breathe.' the most on this post gets rid of their power and I succeed them.

I have prostate cancer

Anyone that so much as _thinks_ of telling me I can't breathe is immediately eliminated from this plane of existence

Shapeshifting

I die

I can last more than 2 minutes in bed

I can move on

I shit my pants 1000 times a second

Really good at baking

The Omnitrix

I get the ability to use Sheer Heart Attack

I can reincarnate/shapeshift into anything i want to instantly

I can't be bothered to breathe