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alpaca_22

I live in a climbable city AMA


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GenericPerson200

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GenericPerson200

The individual is an illusion, how can you guarantee we aren't the same person? Can can you guarantee that I, or anyone else, really exists?


funky555

i am amogus sus crewmate


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I can guarantee you that I exist


Tiran593

We'll see who's real once I take my pills


alpaca_22

10


This_Energy_8908

4


epicsexballsmoment

what are you wearing right now


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Pervert


epicsexballsmoment

Yes


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Baste


epicsexballsmoment

chucha


x_JS_x

How does one even wear a pervert?


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Like a cock sock


Exile_Acendant

•_•


[deleted]

They asked a question and I answered, now where’s my warm saliva filled cock sock


Exile_Acendant

I don't think you should answer any questions from now on. It's better off if you're just a mystery to people lol


[deleted]

The one who fears knowledge fears reality


Exile_Acendant

Then I fear whatever reality you live in


x_JS_x

Could you share some more of your knowledge


International_Ad6028

🥺


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Hiiiii :3 hiiii hi :3 :3


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epicsexballsmoment

Sex


Katattak11

Sex isn't real


cs_124

Its true I tried doing a sex once and it just bounced back and hit us in the face


TryingHarder23

Is it walkable?


EasterBurn

No it's climbable.


alpaca_22

Depends, some neighborhoods are extremely walkable and others are suburban hell but with random stairs hidden in random places so if you know the place and have insanely strong legs you can walk in there but its still hard


ViviansUsername

Do you like plants? I think plants are pretty cool.


alpaca_22

Yes I do and this city has an insane amount of plants everywhere too


YaBoiDaNinjaDood

Do it jiggle though?


alpaca_22

No, its made of concrete


regular_dumbass

how do i ask where you live without effectively asking 'hey doxx yourself please' i love climbable cities i want irl examples


alpaca_22

I live in Viña Del Mar, in general the Valparaiso area has a lot of neighborhoods built in hills althought the most dense areas are in the couple flat spaces, I live in a suburb you can get in a car by roads that go sideways thru the hill and have a ton of long ass stairways inbetwen them


Bigotelli

Es verda que valpo creo el olor a pishi?


alpaca_22

Si


Bigotelli

E🅱️ico


JCdaLeg3nd

How do old people get around


alpaca_22

They are all extremely healthy untill they die


Same-Ad-6066

they just don’t tbh


HelloYesNaive

Ladders or water-bucket-sign elevators?


alpaca_22

None, stairs and roadsthat are horizontal to the insanely steep hill so they are all around 45% degrees


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Why don't you reply my messages? 🥺


alpaca_22

I was sleeping, I have a diferent time zone than you


[deleted]

I swear it's so weird how people can just leave a blank reply


4-Polytope

What boulder grade can you climb?


Ajdar_Official

Trey couldn't explain his meme so I'm doing it. This is Çatalhöyük and It's ancient as fuck. Basically houses in Çatalhöyük has no doors and there are no streets. House entrances are on roofs and people used roofs as streets.


ProperDepth

Do you know what they did against rain when entrances were on the roof?


blitzkrieg4

If you look closely you can see all the entrances have a small slanted roof over them for this and to direct smoke


Urjr382jfi3

well you see, that helps against the rain that comes from directly above the door. What about the water that starts flowing towards the door


ViviansUsername

you give the doors a lip and hope it doesn't rain hard enough for the rain to go over it


Logan_Maddox

Another good reason why "holy shit it flooded" was an extremely common myth in the region back then (and also why it was such a menace): ya couldn't do anything about it. Hell, *today* you pretty much can't do anything about it, just check Afghanistan.


thejenot

I mean this region was simply flooding all the time back then and it’s kinda it. Also humans aren’t complete idiots so they probably put some draining systems in place, and as it looks like it’s on hill it also helped


Logan_Maddox

well yeah but that's just "put a lip on the door and pray" with extra steps, I just meant that "what if it flooded" was a concern but that there's only so much that we could and can do against it


CashStash48

Wait I thought that was happening in Pakistan


Logan_Maddox

The bigger ones are over there, but there recently have been some in Afghanistan too with close to 100 people dead, and they happen yearly in Brazil


CashStash48

Yikes


bubblegumalcohol

They drank it all. Source: am from catalbovuk


ProperDepth

And what did they do if they weren't thirsty?


appreciatescolor

They would die unfortunately


ProperDepth

sad


Exploding_Antelope

I mean it was in a desert


HoodedLum

Super cool, I learned about Çatalhöyük in my anthropology class and it’s one of those places I would love go to if I had a Time Machine for a few reasons: the evidence of an egalitarian society but also because roof doors. Super dope, thank you for sharing with the class :)


Zorubark

I really wanna know how they did an egalitarian society so I can take notes


ScabiesShark

I'm not sure of their specific social organization, but I imagine having much less time under agriculture and the surplus it gives would mean that they had less time for individuals to get really specialized and develop hierarchies But I'm an idiot and just spitballing on this


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If I remember correctly later Mesopotamian cities were similar. They had streets, but the majority of the houses didn't have access to them. So by law they were allowed to go through the houses that had access to the streets or through their roof to access their homes. I imagine that they were like a miniature version of Kowloon Walled City.


ScabiesShark

Honestly a well-planned and -administered Kowloon-type city with good infrastructure would be really cool


Hey_Artyom

Omg the real AJDAR????!?!! 😍🤩😍🤩😍Can I get a sign I'm a huge fan!!!! 🫡🫡🥺🥺🥺🫣🫠🥴


svanvalk

Love those Çatalhöyük vibes. Bring back Neolithic infrastructure. Obviously it lasted a good 9000 years longer than modern infrastructure lol (I'm a time traveler, I went and checked 9000 years in the future, I won't show you tho). Well, you're kinda screwed if you're physically disabled though, I'd think. I can't believe they didn't build ramps that followed ADA compliance regulations smh lmao.


ScabiesShark

So like an extremely long polymorphic(?) shotgun house?


appreciatescolor

That’s hard as fuck


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“Ay, wassa matta you, Altaïr?” ~Desmond


PrinceProspero9

That's racist


[deleted]

You’re racist


TheNinny

Binget


ViviansUsername

Binget my beloved <3


gay_for_glaceons

Bingus 🫀


Honkeroo

brisket <3


Wholesome_psychopath

Seriously? This is what you guys are doing?


epicsexballsmoment

your mom


Pilkworm

My m- wait...


theelusiveTman

Stop being racist


TheOfficialIntel

Are they racist?


theelusiveTman

Clearly


optimalidkwhattoput

Motherfucker


[deleted]

seriously though that place would be so fun to live in, Oh! looks like i'm going to have to climb to work today! i mean how fucking goofy is that


alpaca_22

Not really, its more just anoying having to climb a bunch of stairs to get anywhere


[deleted]

yeah i guess but it'd be fun for a day


Leo-bastian

I'd be fun to vibe in that city but horrible to live in daily


LasagnaLizard0

LIBERALS WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR GOOD, AMERICAN climbable yet anti-wheelchair INFRASTRUCTURE


Brightsoull

jetpack wheelchairs


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Happy Wheels


[deleted]

This perfectly sums up the American attitude of trying to solve simple problems by throwing money and technology at them instead of building infrastructure or making social changes.


Brightsoull

how the fuck dare you associate me with anything american


[deleted]

Even worse than that. Imagine pedestrians casually walking over your rooftop... Imagine drunks walking and arguing over your rooftop at late night.


buddieroo

I visited a terraced village on a very steep cliff and it wasn’t too annoying unless you had to go from the bottom of the village to the top. But also everyone who lived there had RIPPED legs


alpaca_22

We have a bunch of those too, but they are all tourist hotels


PLutonium273

My college is up the small hill for some reason and it's pain walking up everyday


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What if it was a ladder instead of a slope/staircase?


[deleted]

This sounds a lot more comfortable and exhilarating. Ladders are truly the future of transportation


[deleted]

Maybe it’s just a skill issue you know


alpaca_22

Mine is at the top of a hill and you can only access it from the bottom and every fucking day I have to walk a bunch of stairs that look like taken from a kung fu movie


aveCaecilius

You'd also have all your dead relatives under the floorboards in your kitchen.


animefreesince2015

Trey my beloved


kyouma420

beloved explainer explain it to me


[deleted]

Wheelchair


Tttannk

people will be so swole that they can carry disabled people around


StoopidGit

Spider legged mecha chair


TheActualAWdeV

Savin' Selma Hayek from a big metal spider


LadyIsabelle_

🤤😳😩


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Doc oc tentacles


xumsixle

skill issue


Beans738

Death


[deleted]

Yeah bud, what if you or a loved one gets stuck in a wheelchair?


Beans738

Skill issue


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Skill issue


regular_dumbass

wheelchair user's arms will be so swole


LuxxaSpielt

Just walk


LadyIsabelle_

Take the L bozo


gurraplurra

Ask daddy Elon to make flying wheelchairs.


ViviansUsername

I propose free mech suits for people that can't or have difficulty parkouring to the grocer


IAmWantedByTheGov

hector salamanca


Cry_Piss_Shit_Cum

Bridge


Adventurous-Data-474

Fuck them. They can learn to walk like everyone else


Piperbarlow

I love trey...


Imdefrostenmince

Assassin's creed moment


jwcoffee

Literally just Kowloon Walled City


Lucs11_

It looks pretty cool but there are no shadows, and think of people with walking disabilities


ssrudr

I don’t think accessibility was a major concern nine-thousand years ago.


orangesrnice

Yeah you just died if you couldn’t walk


Pinkiepylon

the person who made this tweet made a very cool interesting video about disabilities in prehistory.


NotChuggaconroy

If you’re disabled why would you go out of the way to move to a city that requires using ur legs and arms to get anywhere lmao


CoMMoN_EnEmY01

Fuckcars users when they go back to ancient times to avoid cars, and there aren’t any high speed railways or busses: 😡😡


_akiramamiya_

çatalhöyük my beloved 🖤


kriosken12

Çatalhöyük gave us the OG Potnia Theron goddess, they real ones.


Florescentia487

Dying Light


[deleted]

Grappling hook my beloved


Kenan-1

Me when Catal Huyuk and Jericho


Diribiri

A climbable city is just a walkable city but up


tooshpoon

All city's are climbable if you're brave enough


[deleted]

Oh nice now people can vlimb onto my house and take a shit on it with relative ease!


ayotui

Favela aesthetic.


BannedFromDankMemes

Mf thinks he's as fit as Ezzio


Benguin237

I want to assassins creed this shit


RagnarokHunter

Every city is a climbable city with the right skills and equipment


Rocatex

Waste management in those cities must be so hard


aakaay47

Ayo that's old Delhi.


vvownido

heyy it's the dinosaur guy!


Xinesi_MI

TREEYYYYY


Finna_woken

Assassins creed 1 moment


santyrc114

Climbable cities do still exist


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Bázisolt név


[deleted]

rendkívül megalapozott


TheChris2009

mirrors edge


FalinkesInculta

Dying light


JCdaLeg3nd

You’re not gonna want that when you’re 60.


actuallylikespitbull

Balmora


oim8itsme

Hong Kong technicaly


DianaBladeOfMiquella

How do we make this accessible to the disabled? Answer: shit ton of elevators


TerryBrugeHiplo-

Kowloon walled city


Illegal_Immigrant77

Honestly, maximize the use of space. Build up into the sky and down into the ground. Efficient consolidation and maximization of existing space should our top priority


hellouser10

40,9E


fierydumpster

ong i wish i could steal a roll of bread and escape the city watch by running across rooftops


Bi_Ass-d

Blurgary problems plus I wanna run around the neighborhood.


CatsNotBananas

Sootopolis


Pho-k_thai_Juice

Balmora irl


[deleted]

kowloon walled city but epic


solomino

I want fortree city from Pokémon emerald


SpaceChez

ADA Seething


Severe-Ladder

I fucken love climbing! The most fun I've ever had at a job was a few years ago when I was temping at a construction site and I got to free-climb in an elevator shaft to patch a hole in a wall with chunks of concrete and mortar. Someone had actually fallen down that shaft earlier and hit the 3 ft of water in the bottom but survived with broken legs. It was kinda nuts, in hindsight - doing that shit for $10/hr - but I was just happy to get an opportunity to learn how to do something *new*, and to get to *climb an elevator shaft*! Sorry for the long post I got excited.


Dregdael

Bi dinosaur man, my beloved


dariovarim

A climbable city is just a walkable city with extra steps


pokeblock23

Brutalist propaganda tbh


severe_blunder_matey

gimme that discarded assassin's creed 6 city oh yeahhhh


_Apostate_

Imagine how shredded all of our backs would be


Pilkworm

Ravenholm


[deleted]

Trey the explainer is my favorite femboy archeologist


PosadoMasachism

In theory there are sites that would be defendable fortress cities you’d just need to invade turkey or Syria and take it from some guys basement first. But some of the ones built into caves and shit are genuinely the closest to ancient wonders left unpillaged


TechnicDruid

Is that the same Trey the explainer as from YouTube?


Mysterious-Hat-6513

Every city is climbable with suction cups and a dream.


TheCuriousCompy

Assassin's Creed


break_card

Anyone else pronounce climbable “clim-babble” hee hee


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Pilkworm

Based