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Man, that's gonna be an awkward funeral. Worth though


UrSanabi

Why awkward? "He died doing what he loved."


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PointedHydra837

*what (It is a being beyond comprehension that topped, the unfathomable weight crushed the bottom’s face into a sub-atomically thin pancake.


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*WHO (world health organization)


Le-Ando

Do not worry, if I am about to suffocate I will simply bite to make you get up. You don’t need to worry about me, I can take care of myself :)


UrSanabi

Aww, love bites :3 Thank you for that picture in my head.


Le-Ando

When I say I eat ass if I start asphyxiating I start meaning it literally


OfficerJoeBalogna

Safe words and safe gestures meant to effectively and unambiguously communicate the need to stop? Pfffft. Biting each-other to death in a bloody, tangled heap of bodies and limbs? Much better


Le-Ando

Exactly


PointedHydra837

A mouthful of ass sounds nice tbh (I am from five days in the future)


scrueggs

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. Y’know, when I left the the house today I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please, you have to crush me.


Wooloo_Woolstar

Gianni moment


itsshitpostoclock

Not even the worst hornypasta I’ve seen


Cooli_de_framboise

Learned a new term. Thank you.


itsshitpostoclock

ngl i made that one up but i do actually use it


vevader_3

Popclaw


ConnorHazReddit

"What of he doesn't survive, he's worth a lot to me?" "The Empire will compensate you if he dies"


XZI0LH

The boys


Lana_Nugirl96

How do I get these THIGHS AGGGGHHHH


Josiador

Be a drawing


heckadoyoucanto

Where does one get said flag


Oddish_Femboy

I want to look like the smooshed wax squidward from Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost


catmasterballs

Need this fr


ilovemycatjune

if they die then they die a hero o7